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brainsnova
12-10-12, 06:16 PM
I don't even know why people act like that there's more to life than acting like your hard
there is a pub in tottenham were me and my brothers have been going for years, there has always been this one guy there that never liked us for what ever reason, he gives it large to everyone about how hard he is blar blar blar even tried calling me and my brothers out side a few times :roll: we always left it out of respect to the landlady and landlord that we know really well and get on with, plus we dont go out drinking looking for fights thats :gay:
well to cut a long story short he tried to call out my younger brother last night and finally got what he wanted after god knows how many years drinking there, my brother went outside with him and smashed him to bits busted nose split lip and a nasty gash on his head, he is in a right state, i know this shouldnt make me happy but it just does its been a long time coming lol
i spose one of you two shagged this one's missus too then....lol lol
turbojolt
12-10-12, 07:45 PM
i spose one of you two shagged this one's missus too then....lol lol
nah never seen him with a bird tbh, maybe thats why he wants to wrestle us about all the time lol
turbojolt
12-10-12, 07:47 PM
I don't even know why people act like that there's more to life than acting like your hard
to fooking right mate, i would rather have a laugh with the lads then a tear up, its bullshizzle
It is.Rolling around outside pubs isnt what it used to be,if someones out of line then yeah,a sharp dig is what it used to be,or a disagreement ending in toe to toe rolling around,people would then buy each other pints.
Not any more,blades and bottles make people think they can take the world on.
recreational drugs are not what they were.....
in my youth, people got off their face & fell asleep....
now they are wazzed off their heads & wide awake, everything is sped up & they are out of control.. i guess its progress
They blame it on that m cat bullshiz.
I have drank vodka 3 times in my life,late teens,every time i have been a downright cunnt,insulted people,fought and got filled in and got locked up.Never drank it since and never will ever again.
Why? cos i obviously cant cope with that drink.
These retards get blasted on powders and tablets and be like those 3 times of mine every time,yet dont have the brain capacity to realise it dont agree with them.
Some people are fine on stuff like that,they be silly,trip,embarass themselves,go home and go to bed.Others just drain town and cities resources to the limit,week in,week out.
There are ****ing idiots everywhere now that do not know, or even care to know their own limits. Ruins it for everyone.
Vodka also disagrees with me, but in a different way. lol Have some bad memories of necking way too much of that stuff.
Any other drink im fine with,just that.Strange.
I used to drink vodka like it was water, had many a happy (skint) night on the smirnoff, cant stomach it now, makes me ralph in seconds :cry:
i only drank vodka once... i was swigging some down neat & hiccuped.... it burnt the inside of my nose out & by god it hurt.. i just can't face it..
i don't understand the buckie drinkers... they drink re fermented grapes boosted with industrial alcohol & caffeine, and wonder why their wife looks like a panda inthe morning..
makes me ralph in seconds :cry:
that overpriced muck you drink now has that effect on me lol
Buckfast is englands biggest export isnt it?
Doesnt everyone get mad wae it on bucky in scotland??
What, fosters, thats cheaper than most tbf :p
Fosters gold/ice/whatever theyre calling it today isnt.Dear dishwater.lol
I dont drink gold all the time, tis nice stuff though, champions drink 36 bottles on a sunday session :d
Makes me ruin antique rugs, stair carpets, have stomach pumped...
Moderation, kids. Moderation! lol
like all beers... the stuff they produce in the country of origin is so much nicer than what they produce in a shed in britain & call it fosters
personally, i try to avoid uk brewed stella..it makes me really ill
champions drink 36 bottles on a sunday session :d
Thats absolutely ridiculous on a school night lol lol lol
Makes me ruin antique rugs, stair carpets, have stomach pumped...
Moderation, kids. Moderation! lol
Im a moderator, still cant cane the vodka though lol
Im a moderator, still cant cane the vodka though lol
Probably for the best mate! Don't want you getting tanked and windmilling into an innocent online crowd with your banstick. lol
Done that before FLOL lol
turbojolt
12-10-12, 08:44 PM
vodka makes my fingers, eyes and feet swell, dont know why :wtf:
vodka makes my fingers, eyes and feet swell, dont know why :wtf:
Funny that,same happened to me aswell lol
Oh and my lips,cheeks,ears nose also
andy, you were pissed, thus you were leant against the mirror & it all just looked bigger.....
vodka makes my fingers, eyes and feet swell, dont know why :wtf:
Time to play Hyde and seek with the booze I reckon, TJ! lol
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YmpKE0ONWz8/TjGAwqVr4gI/AAAAAAAAAsA/LBdEk_1emI8/s1600/5534605925_b022000dea.jpg
its funny that, too much booze makes my cock smaller.....
its funny that, too much booze makes my cock smaller.....
Too much booze makes my bank balance smaller.
Too much booze makes the floor wobbly, it sometimes rushes up to meet me lol
Turns texting on a touch screen smart phone whilst driving, from an acquired skill into a challenge worthy of Annika.... lol jk
Too much booze makes the floor wobbly, it sometimes rushes up to meet me lol
my most common one is having to keep a foot out of the bed to steady it..
turbojolt
12-10-12, 09:08 PM
its funny that, too much booze makes my cock smaller.....
look at at fancy pants over here can see his own penis :roll:
mine is a innie at best, so drinking may make it smaller i just cant tell :cry:
brainsnova
12-10-12, 09:31 PM
I know a guy that when really pissed he **** the bed and when drinks too much pisses the bed regular lol
/\ i can trump that... bloke i know went to amsterdam with some work mates... he shat the bed, and hid the sheet in his case. on his return home, the sniffer dog at east midlands airport went effing crazy so they opened it up!!!!! lol lol lol
brainsnova
12-10-12, 09:39 PM
lol I wouldn't want to unravel that one
Jeff16v
12-10-12, 09:41 PM
Got a date in November for my knee operation. Whoop!
you'll be laid up for xmas then.... at least you'll get out of traipsing round the shops
Jeff16v
12-10-12, 09:45 PM
you'll be laid up for xmas then.... at least you'll get out of traipsing round the shops
I was offered it weeks ago but out it off for that very reason, lol
It's my 40th on the 22 dec so hopefully all good then.
brainsnova
13-10-12, 12:08 AM
Finally covered my mixer shower back over with plasterboard, taped the joints and first filled. That's another job of my list
http://i517.photobucket.com/albums/u331/Brain_missing/23E3BC58-FA3C-4256-AF75-5886032D7F5F-22337-000007E3E2DBC7E8.jpg
Job interview for the professional piss taker went well, in the interviewers words "the next guy is gonna have to be ****ing amazing to beat that" Hope I do get it as the overtime rate is rather tasty. :d
did you take some little cakes as a clincher??? lol
What's the job doing?
professional piss taker....
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHr_146yONy6ElRNCNbIYARrCIRKZRW nxrw2DDD6WgeI5SEpv1
They sub for Thames water, if they get a leak or blockage we'd go in, drop a pipe before the block/leak, drop a pipe after the block/leak, thus bypassing the problem until they fix it.
the overtime will be extrordinary then, as every time i've seen water board people busy working, its after 4:30pm, when the overtime starts lol lol.
I worked it to be 48.5k including doing an extra night, (its 4 on 4 off) plus a couple hours guaranteed per shift. Add that to the fact I'm not paying rent, is only 5 minutes down the road, and that we already have a 10k head start thanks to ppi, I think we will be buying our own place very shortly... Or throttle bodies lol
brainsnova
13-10-12, 12:15 PM
What did you do during the interview lol spit or swallow
pikey1986
13-10-12, 12:16 PM
or both :)
Gargled, spat into the air, caught and swallowed. ;)
brainsnova
13-10-12, 02:50 PM
No hose pipe ban in that room then
Pizza Hut scarboro now doing gluten free bases.Yes man!
brainsnova
13-10-12, 03:56 PM
Now you can eat more
turbojolt
13-10-12, 04:02 PM
goin car kroozing 2mra init blud
Filling the fridge with beer for consumption, as soon as its chilled of course, thats why eight are in the freezer too lol
Finally feel better after flu
12 pack of Corona in fridge
Got a load of bits through for the Sport
Started smoking again lol
Happy days
Now you can eat more
My mrs and my son have coeliac but my daughter is fine.Just means now we can have takeaway/eat at a place i like.Gluten is in fukking everything so this is a big thing.
Edd,that sounds a good move to start again lol,im still on off,more on than off i might add.Life is too stressful.
Filling the fridge with beer for consumption, as soon as its chilled of course, thats why eight are in the freezer too lol
Proper alcoholics have a nitrogen store like me :cool: lol
Going out for tea! (thus avoiding x-factor!)
Proper alcoholics have a nitrogen store like me :cool: lol
Im not as hardcore as you, i dont even have a cowboy hat lol
Going out for tea! (thus avoiding x-factor!)
Epic win, ten man points to you my son :thumb:
hahahaha this is so right lol
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR15KZ6OpWGF4sOchnrv32r2EpP59GM-RdfhEGCGWsoSVbIj3fIhg
novadave24
13-10-12, 04:55 PM
coming home to my mum bring this fillet steak home was munch ;)
http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o585/novadave24/IMG_1158.jpg?t=1350143472
Going out for tea! (thus avoiding x-factor!)
X factor is a must watch for me lol
X factor is a must watch for me lol
You are officially a smack loving doley if you watch that tripe!!!
You are officially a smack loving doley if you watch that tripe!!!
I have even been to watch the live tour lol
I iz top smack boyo and I loves signing on :d
Are you taking the piss, or are you really that sad?
turbojolt
13-10-12, 05:52 PM
i always watch the first load of shows, the audictions crack me up
I just watch it for the women.To please mine and to look at others haha.
I usually smash loadsa cans in while its on.
brainsnova
13-10-12, 06:05 PM
I usually watch it if there's a fail like George from triple trouble coming back and Dermot ready to hit him and saying "George watch your mouth" lol
I woulnt watch it if you paid me, utter tripe, id rather watch someone keying my cars than watch that muck!
turbojolt
13-10-12, 06:17 PM
its all about no lighty no likey tonight anyways
brainsnova
13-10-12, 06:42 PM
Desperadoes
Desperadoes
Good man, ive only ever 'tasted' those, would like to have a session on them :d
They're awesome for about 2 bottles and then it gets a bit sweet and sickly for me. So great for a couple beers in :)
They're awesome for about 2 bottles and then it gets a bit sweet and sickly for me. So great for a couple beers in :)
from what you have previously said you fail at alcoholism so this is a pointless post lol
mk1nova_rich
13-10-12, 07:56 PM
Down to 15 stone 6, well chuffed and my first fight has finally been arranged for the 7th December
Driving a nova for 4 hours without it breaking down or hurting my back lol
from what you have previously said you fail at alcoholism so this is a pointless post lol
Lmfao, he couldnt out drink an empty bottle lol
from what you have previously said you fail at alcoholism so this is a pointless post lol
Indeed, this obviously means I must have a small penis and I definitely can't piss as far as some.
So obviously my opinion in taste is compromised by all 3 of those things? :p
Currently listening to a good friend of mine doing his dance anthems show on local radio, 90's house/hard house & trance ftw :-)
Indeed, this obviously means I must have a small penis and I definitely can't piss as far as some.
So obviously my opinion in taste is compromised by all 3 of those things? :p
Get over yaself,cant ya take a joke?
Cant count clearly, penis size and pissing, thats two not three lol
Cant count clearly, penis size and pissing, thats two not three lol
And alchoholism = three. How many have you had lol
He only mentioned two in his post lol
And so far, fifteen, with plenty more to go :d
15 cans? you are joking? zomg you hero lol lol lol
He only mentioned two in his post lol
And so far, fifteen, with plenty more to go :d
*lets see if drunken spudders gets my Humour*
I hope you're watching X-factor?
15 cans? you are joking? zomg you hero lol lol lol
*like* lol
15 cans? you are joking? zomg you hero lol lol lol
Nope, had a clearout, bagged the empties and cracked my current session about half four, why is that loads or something lol
*lets see if drunken spudders gets my Humour*
I hope you're watching X-factor?
Take yourself directly to fukk lol
this is a 19 and half pint session,AGAIN isnt it?! LOL
mk1nova_rich
13-10-12, 08:46 PM
lol Spudly
Our lass is watching it while Im reading Classic Ford wishing I had 6 grand :( just polished off a huge curry too
this is a 19 and half pint session,AGAIN isnt it?! LOL
I have no idea what youre talking about as per usual Matthew lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Spudly again.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Andy again.
I have no idea what youre talking about as per usual Matthew lol
Oh.Mushroom season,how could i for get!! hahaha
I'm on this Manly goodness.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p72/wiggardywoo/20121013_204801.jpg
Tastes like fizzy pop.
I can see hobbit toes! :(
Called Hobbit for a reason :)
I think ive tried that, i was on some cider stuff in my mates local a couple of weeks ago (novafusion for those who remember him lol) and it tasted like icecream and jelly, was fecking lush :d
X factor is awesome
Dont feed the troll boys and girls, it will go away :roll:
mk1nova_rich
13-10-12, 08:59 PM
Dermot ****stain is a **** and that Nicole Shirtslinger needs a good bumming
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Thats what i thought you said lol
Dermot ****stain is a **** and that Nicole Shirtslinger needs a good bumming
I'll just log in with your account these days then lol
mk1nova_rich
13-10-12, 09:15 PM
lol might have more luck than me, internet signal here is ****e
brainsnova
14-10-12, 12:16 AM
I was using eggshell paint with a mini roller and I use cling film to line the tray for fast clean up and after a while it goes like a used johnny lol
getting qoutes for a fully legal 2.0 xe corsa b with all mods declared... cheaper than my standard 2.0 vectra for next year :)
watching that crazy baumgartner bloke survive that balloon/freefall stunt...
Dermot ****stain is a **** and that Nicole Shirtslinger needs a good bumming
i always thought her name was spelt sh1tsinger
Going exploring down disused underground railway tunnels in the middle of nowheresville :d
Jeff16v
14-10-12, 07:55 PM
Spent weekend lining the upstairs hallway with 12mm osb and its now covered in 15mm recycled lambswool underlay.
recycled?? the sheep can only use it once you know.....
novalew
14-10-12, 08:18 PM
actually doing some stuff on the car
mk1nova_rich
14-10-12, 08:27 PM
Stew and dumplings :d
brainsnova
14-10-12, 08:30 PM
Seeing this drummer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaZdQtwkQfg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
turbojolt
14-10-12, 11:17 PM
went to a car crooze, wasnt great just good to catch up with ian (with two i's) and karl the moaning old ******* lol
Hey you cant knock him Lemon, i first met you at Donny krooze lol
turbojolt
14-10-12, 11:30 PM
i got lost in pride park again :tard:
turbojolt
14-10-12, 11:32 PM
there was some epic drifting there spud lol
Wow its snowed bloody early :eek:
Hey you cant knock him Lemon, i first met you at Donny krooze lol
Ha ha I don't remember that! Wasn't knocking him I was there!
Dont you, bloody hell i do, had to have been 2008, i was in my red GSi kitted cav TD, and you were in the nova when it was just a 1600, parked up with two other novas, you didnt know either of the other owners but they'd parked next to yours as it was another nova lol
Novasport
14-10-12, 11:50 PM
Got 41mpg out of the 888 on the journey up to put it in storage over the winter, best it has ever done. It usually only does 35mpg on a run, must have finally run in lol. Was a cracking day weather wise on its last run out this year(Well, pretty much its only run :roll:)
turbojolt
14-10-12, 11:53 PM
ian (with 2 i's) nova got a fair few people looking round it aswell, goes to show how much people still like novas
Dont you, bloody hell i do, had to have been 2008, i was in my red GSi kitted cav TD, and you were in the nova when it was just a 1600, parked up with two other novas, you didnt know either of the other owners but they'd parked next to yours as it was another nova lol
Ohhh, it's coming back to me slightly, I think I met 'NovaLad16' the same night who was in another Nova
brainsnova
15-10-12, 12:51 PM
Getting my hdmi hooked up, it's hidden in the wall and goes to a hdmi wall outlet that was a p.i.t.a
Finally being at the stage in life where we can afford a new car :) Well it'll be the wifes, she just needs to decide if she wants a golf cab or an a3!
Got 41mpg out of the 888 on the journey up to put it in storage over the winter, best it has ever done. It usually only does 35mpg on a run, must have finally run in lol. Was a cracking day weather wise on its last run out this year(Well, pretty much its only run :roll:)
Thats similar to what i used to get out of my mk4 Astra GSI, after all the bits and remap it was never over 28mpg lol soon got fed up with that and sold it lol
Platinum tickets to TG Live.
steviegsi
15-10-12, 10:14 PM
Thats similar to what i used to get out of my mk4 Astra GSI, after all the bits and remap it was never over 28mpg lol soon got fed up with that and sold it lol
I haven't seen 28 mpg in years! lol
Seeing more Morgan's in one place than I have ever seen in my life lol
brainsnova
15-10-12, 10:20 PM
Seeing a 90's 911 in person, was running rich lol
Nova_Tek
15-10-12, 11:02 PM
How many ounces?
How many ounces?
Dunno. Was quite little, but there was two. Ribeye cut more than makes up for small portions imo.
Good to see you again Tek. I posted a F&F quote earlier. lol
the quality of a steak is far more important than the size....it took me about 20 years to realise that....when i was 20, i was 10st & could easily eat a 32oz steak with all the extras & a pud.. i was also crap at holding my drink... now, i eat smaller steaks & can drink lots.... i'm not sure its an improvement, as it still costs £15 for a steak, but it costs way more than a tenner for me to get ratted
Well, just got a call asking me to come back and meet the managing directors of the prospective new job, guess I should be happy although a simple yes would if been preferable. lol
brainsnova
16-10-12, 12:58 PM
I remember going for an interview and the guy kept talking like I had the job so I said so I got the job and I did lol
Well, just got a call asking me to come back and meet the managing directors of the prospective new job, guess I should be happy although a simple yes would if been preferable. lol
managing directors?????? lol lol are they taking the piss too??? what's wrong with gaffers, bosses etc??
Thought thats who I had an interview with... But He's just operations manager. These 2 are the owners. I assume they are weighing up my lack of piss taking experience (lmfao) against the way I came across in the interview, hence needing to meet these two in person.
i'm guessing they are the 2 blokes who own it & they are trying to act all corporate etc to hide the true nature of their line of work.... do they call themselves xxxxxxx environmental services or similar?? so it sounds like they plant trees & not take sh!t of anyone......
lol close, the directors are husband and wife. You're close with the name but I will keep that one quiet till I get a yes or no. :)
Walking into a car 'service centre' today to find 4 Veyrons, about 10 assorted Rollers, a Ford Mustang GT500 in Elenor spec, more Aventadors than you could **** over and some gallardos etc. Then my little lady sat in the corner :D
bazzap8389
16-10-12, 08:16 PM
Walking into a car 'service centre' today to find 4 Veyrons, about 10 assorted Rollers, a Ford Mustang GT500 in Elenor spec, more Aventadors than you could **** over and some gallardos etc. Then my little lady sat in the corner :D
Any pics?
turbojolt
16-10-12, 08:17 PM
trying out my replys for when people shout stuff at me in the street while trying to work, settled with 'i couldnt give two flying ****s' short sweet and to the point.
Any pics?
I'd have been murdered. You dont take pics of rich peoples cars at a service centre lol
bazzap8389
16-10-12, 08:33 PM
I'd have been murdered. You dont take pics of rich peoples cars at a service centre lol
lol bummer, some collection of cars in 1 place. Never seen a gt500 up close always wanted to!
lol bummer, some collection of cars in 1 place. Never seen a gt500 up close always wanted to!
It's got a trail of my jizz over it now lmao
lol bummer, some collection of cars in 1 place. Never seen a gt500 up close always wanted to!
I have, at the classic car show at the NEC in '07 i think, stunning car :d
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/DSC01105.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/DSC01104.jpg
sorry, but there are way nicer mustangs than that about..... it was not the best car in a terrible film.... i mean, the villain was christopher ecclestone polishing a table & acting about as scary as a blancmange
sorry, but there are way nicer mustangs than that about..... it was not the best car in a terrible film.... i mean, the villain was christopher ecclestone polishing a table & acting about as scary as a blancmange
I refer you to my quote in your sig :p
bazzap8389
16-10-12, 08:49 PM
Nothing to do with the film, it's just a nice car.
Stu, sorry for sounding dumb, what is your "little lady"?
Ahh I see, When did you have time to fit in looking at cars? according to faceache you've been drinking all day! lol
Did a spot of work this morning, Saving the world, and then hit the beer lol
bazzap8389
16-10-12, 08:57 PM
Is that your beast in your pic Stuart?
Lol, not quite mine as such... I'm responsible for the body system, climate control and infotainment system.
turbojolt
16-10-12, 09:06 PM
shush new wheeler dealers tr6 :d
turbojolt
16-10-12, 10:14 PM
reading through the bg facebook page to see a women moaning about how her kids have to sleep in a cold damp room because of the price rise, to only be answered with 'you cant afford to heat your childs bedroom but you can afford internet access' its so sad how that raised my spirits, even tho i was reading and agreeing with most complaints :tard: lol
reading through the bg facebook page to see a women moaning about how her kids have to sleep in a cold damp room because of the price rise, to only be answered with 'you cant afford to heat your childs bedroom but you can afford internet access' its so sad how that raised my spirits, even tho i was reading and agreeing with most complaints :tard: lol
I agree. Shame goes for smoking, drinking, big tvs. Kids come first not you.
I agree. Shame goes for smoking, drinking, big tvs. Kids come first not you.
are you allowed to use old jimmy savile quotes on png?? lol lol
seriously, i've had this row with a lot of people over ther years... mostly chain smoking mums on benefits & wearing designer clothes..and their kids are horrible little scrotes covered in snot...
Novasport
17-10-12, 11:15 PM
I had a short spell working for a bank and I saw a lot of people in big debt and struggling to make ends meet.
It was quite funny to see the very last direct debit they would not cancel was usually Sky!!! Got fook all money but they have a 456" widescreen surround sound 3D TV with Sky Movies & Sports channels but the kids can do without new clothes and a healthy meal.
brainsnova
17-10-12, 11:58 PM
I'm the chip leader at my local bank lol
brainsnova
18-10-12, 01:11 AM
Seeing a mk1 escort rs on eBay starting bid £30,000 lol give us a chance
turbojolt
18-10-12, 01:59 PM
found out a phased return to work means I'm on full pay :d, manager kept that quite when i was begging him to let me do more hours so i could pay my rent :roll:
this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAbv07cJC9A
:)
EDIT: and my newly aquired evo 6 turbo for £59 delivered lol:):d:cool:
brainsnova
19-10-12, 07:43 PM
Seeing a nova smoothed boot with massive spoiler on eBay and pissing my pants lol that ****s for the bin
turbojolt
20-10-12, 11:35 AM
shes off out drinking with the girls tonight, so its beer and xbox time for me :d
brainsnova
20-10-12, 04:50 PM
After my laptop being dead for 3 years it powered up last night after a power button trick but my diagnosis was correct when I guessed the hardrive had committed suicide
peppered steak and fried onions in cheese and onion muffins.I am a culinary god lol
Damnit, i really shouldve come to yours lol
peppered steak and fried onions in cheese and onion muffins.I am a culinary god lol
Ooo, that sounds yummy.
Surviving my first outing into town with the twins made me happy :d
turbojolt
20-10-12, 06:57 PM
might have a second project on the go in the next few months, cheap **** car full of hidden subs and uprated speakers boom boom boom lol
turbojolt
20-10-12, 07:04 PM
Chav :p
lol
lol i swear you told me your 200 quid astra has 2 12" subs in the boot
Hows you all doing Tan?
We're all doing fab thanks :thumb: Just adjusting to two extra people in the house :d
lol i swear you told me your 200 quid astra has 2 12" subs in the boot
Nah youre thinking of someone else for definate, im sure......... :wtf:
We're all doing fab thanks :thumb: Just adjusting to two extra people in the house :d
Good good, glad to hear alls well, had see'd on fb but youve had a barrage of people asking and bugging you on there so i thought id leave it a while lol
might have a second project on the go in the next few months, cheap **** car full of hidden subs and uprated speakers boom boom boom lol
thought you didnt have the cash for my 205??
turbojolt
20-10-12, 07:43 PM
thought you didnt have the cash for my 205??
i dont thats why i will be slowly slowly building some thing in a few months lol
unless you want to sell it to me and i give you 100 quid a month lol
It was a joke involving what you said described it mate lol
turbojolt
20-10-12, 07:52 PM
i was looking at a 2 grand loan for a car, but my bank wouldnt give me anything less then 7 grand :tard:
*******s lol
err borrow 7 use 2 pay 5 back 1st payment?? LOL
turbojolt
20-10-12, 07:56 PM
wouldnt happen i would blow the 5k out with me brother lol
Stay off bolivian marching powder and strippers then lol
turbojolt
20-10-12, 08:32 PM
Stay off bolivian marching powder and strippers then lol
might aswell stay in and watch xfactor at that rate lol
mk1nova_rich
20-10-12, 08:49 PM
Went out for tea, had my first ever mixed grill. Was fooking massive...lass brought it out and people on next table were like :eek: he'll never eat all that!!... 15 mins later I was looking at the pudding menu lol
Went out for tea, had my first ever mixed grill. Was fooking massive...lass brought it out and people on next table were like :eek: he'll never eat all that!!... 15 mins later I was looking at the pudding menu lol
Fat fukker lol
mk1nova_rich
20-10-12, 09:13 PM
Pot and kettle ;)
Im more surprised at having your 1st mixed grill in 2012
Good good, glad to hear alls well, had see'd on fb but youve had a barrage of people asking and bugging you on there so i thought id leave it a while lol
You would of probably been ignored tbh. I've given up trying to keep up with all the messages and comments lol
turbojolt
20-10-12, 09:17 PM
back to the future 3 and a few cans (xbox bores me now)
brainsnova
20-10-12, 09:18 PM
Well it was last night but Samuel L Jackson thinking Keith lemon was from a show called celebrity Jews lol
2 mins in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU0Ik81uiAQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Got me jetski back! The painter has done a great job too. Started the job of building her back up. :)
turbojolt
20-10-12, 11:10 PM
Got me jetski back! The painter has done a great job too. Started the job of building her back up. :)
does this have a build thread?
brainsnova
20-10-12, 11:14 PM
Got me jetski back! The painter has done a great job too. Started the job of building her back up. :)
Sounds good have you got a pic
Sounds good have you got a pic
I caught that Transit with the paper roll that you mentioned. lol
Sh!t pics atm mate, but here you go:
Before
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/Random/20120706_151855.jpg
When collected/during (not my sofa cushions) lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/Random/20121020_111433.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/Random/20121020_182326.jpg
How it will look
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/Random/GP1300R-IMGResize4.jpg
Well, pretty close. I have a retrimmed seat, but the colours are pretty much the same.
I wanted it painted, and went for that scheme as it is newer, my ski is an '01, and that is from '08/'09 (same shape hull).
Choosing a colour scheme was a bit tricky though, didn't want to risk it looking guff, so went with the OE finish.
Plus I have had the vinyl recreated, so I should be guaranteed a decent final product. I hope!
hull ftw lol
oh are we on about boats? lol
brainsnova
21-10-12, 12:00 AM
The finish looks great at first I thought it was scotch sanding pads on the sides lol
The finish looks great at first I thought it was scotch sanding pads on the sides lol
So did I! I had to touch one to be sure. At least that colour is very fine Scotchbrite though. lol
Andy, personal watercraft mate. Keep up. What else do you expect on a Vauxhall car forum?
As for boats, they are when it suits the man. Then when he decides you aren't welcome on certain areas of water, suddenly you don't exist.
Went out for a bit of a potter about on bikes with my dad this aft, was a good mooch down by the river in the fog lol
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Bike%20stuff/DSC_0067.jpg
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Bike%20stuff/1AC60B85-4DCE-4C71-BAC6-A1E508AE7ED7-318-0000003778C5FB46.jpg
turbojolt
21-10-12, 05:37 PM
watching dumbo, timeless classic :)
so sad lol
Was named godfather for my mates son the other day. Today we went to the church for the pre-christening pep talk and VHS video screening about being a good Christian lol.
I was happy when I ascended the stairway. lol
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mDZgBXYTY1M/ToZ5j_dsYSI/AAAAAAAAD4Y/oti4dN0OtS4/s1600/stairway-to-heaven-3.jpg
Sadly, it only went to the first floor. I guess I need to be brown bread to qualify for the one above.
brainsnova
21-10-12, 10:57 PM
I was the godfather last month and almost late
there is a rough estate in hinckley.. the people from there are called kinners... a kinner christening is hilarious..... the women dress like they are off towie & the blokes like they have been in a court...they have no clue what to do in a church, and end up bobbing up & down all service.. then you get to the names!!!!!! flol flol flol.... alessio, mikayla, are 2 recent ones...
my happiness today was provided by a huge great big fook off fryup in a caff on the woodhead pass...
Layed a deposit on my next project.
Im going to be a nova owner again!
Bought some cans to celebrate lol
Nice one mate, what you getting?
turbojolt
22-10-12, 07:22 PM
Layed a deposit on my next project.
Im going to be a nova owner again!
Bought some cans to celebrate lol
appose to just buying them normally like every other night lol
good news mate, has the pug gone yet?
Nah not yet,put it on ebay yesterday,bit quiet lol
I usually only drink on a weekend but fukk it,not at work til friday now so balls to it:d
Nova Gsi
Nice
Already done? Or bit of a project?
A bit of a project yeah,you could say that lol.
Not a straight panel on it actually lol
Been messing about with these for some time now.
http://www.bac-mono.com/
Gradually slowing things down at home now as Ill be spending more time at work (by choice) getting this off the ground.
A bit of a project yeah,you could say that lol.
Not a straight panel on it actually lol
not Bazil's silver GSI ? :eek::wtf::tard:lol
Smoked haddock and cheddar fish cakes, yum! :)
not Bazil's silver GSI ? :eek::wtf::tard:lol
Nope lol
Im a fukking "scumbag",put it that way;):dlol
Nope lol
Im a fukking "scumbag",put it that way;):dlol
grasstracker car ? lol
Undeclared conversion car?
grasstracker car ? lol
Yes lol
Undeclared conversion car?
Thats not scummy its just badman innit brav lol
Yes lol
you continuing with this line of motorsport ? lol or getting it road worthy?
oh and pics
Southie
22-10-12, 08:22 PM
Today my official 1st year wedding anniversary, Saturday was to the day... today is to the date lol
you continuing with this line of motorsport ? lol or getting it road worthy?
oh and pics
Oh aye its staying on track
No pics til Monday when it gets delivered.
The kind of grass I do like. :)
Here's hoping it doesn't look like one of Leepu's creations after your first meeting, you gyppo scumbag.
Guess Fords are too expensive to use in this pikey comp then? lol
They are,but then theyre guttersnakes also and scumbags dont sh1t on their own eh? lol
turbojolt
23-10-12, 03:41 PM
anyone else noticed, when you write astra gte in on ebay it also suggests searches for low loaders lol
My MR2 passing it's MOT first time again today (three years in a row now).
Not bad for a 26 year old car used all year round in all weathers!
turbojolt
25-10-12, 06:28 PM
fooking about with spray paint and masking tape, just for a laugh
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/270454_10151221646807118_1724892000_n.jpg
results are fooking shocking to say the less lol, but I'm felling the black and white, so going to rub it back down get a craft knife and make up some stencils to do it properly :d
Yesterday,winning a safety harness for t'grasser and today am getting ****ing buckled!!!
My MR2 passing it's MOT first time again today (three years in a row now).
Not bad for a 26 year old car used all year round in all weathers!
Good going Lee! Not bad for anything that age as you say, but a miracle for a mk1 MR2. lol
Was given a rear wheel from one of Jensons old BAR F1 cars today.
Jeff16v
25-10-12, 07:51 PM
Played with green screen technology on my video conference with raj from work.
Raj the teletubbie
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/gsijeff/1866727C-E006-4FDC-9301-FF28F5DD76F8-11127-0000037C02E05BED.jpg
Raj the weather girl
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/gsijeff/9966877E-5D30-4C12-8439-B9EC83EB3B1E-11127-0000037C0A054797.jpg
Raj's island
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/gsijeff/E0C128B9-5A8C-4CFD-9362-20C03FD06CB1-11127-0000037C109E0EBE.jpg
It didn't like his turban or beard, lol
brainsnova
25-10-12, 11:19 PM
My laptop firing up after being dead for 4 or so years and installing the 105 updates lol
bazzap8389
26-10-12, 06:00 PM
Its snowing!
sausage,chips,scraps and curry sauce with pint stellas.
sausage,chips,scraps and curry sauce with pint stellas.
Its called batter, man! Bet you got a 'roll' too. Bloody Southeners! :lol:
Not a roll.A bread "bun"
Round here its a sh1t chippy.
Theyre best in hull theyre called bread cakes and actually do patties FFS!
turbojolt
26-10-12, 06:25 PM
when did stella become 4.8% i felt robbed when i bought them the other day
Its called batter, man! Bet you got a 'roll' too. Bloody Southeners! :lol:
Feck off, they are bread rolls in the glorious south.
Monday will be fun again, trip up to Scotland (Leeds) to see Ginetta.
turbojolt
26-10-12, 06:30 PM
'bread roll' ive never called them a bread roll before, what do you get worried your bacon is going to be served in bog roll unless you micro manage your order in the cafe?
Not a roll.A bread "bun"
Round here its a sh1t chippy.
Theyre best in hull theyre called bread cakes and actually do patties FFS!
Bread bun is for champs like.
Could do what my mate from Sunderland has been known to do in non-local chippies, and request a 'fish lot' then not explain it. He's a bit special on occasion. lol
So whats a fish lot then or should i not ask lol
Didnt have any pennies in my account for my netflix payment (oops) so ive been without it, can get my 80's fix of ashes to ashes now :d
Feeling slightly kayleyed.
New happiness L0l
Just means fish and chips, Spud. Dunno why people even say it tbh.
Andy, wtf? :lol:
'bread roll' ive never called them a bread roll before, what do you get worried your bacon is going to be served in bog roll unless you micro manage your order in the cafe?
obviously you dont need to add the bread bit but they are rolls here, not cakes or buns or other northern gayness.
'bread roll' ive never called them a bread roll before, what do you get worried your bacon is going to be served in bog roll unless you micro manage your order in the cafe?
It's just daft terms these Southern fairies invent mate. You know the same ones who cry about a sprinkling of snow, when the norTH is under at least 2' of it everywhere. lol
steviegsi
26-10-12, 07:37 PM
Rolls? Buns? It's a BAP. :)
Spud- recently watched all of Ashes to Ashes, great show, thought Life on Mars was better though.
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