View Full Version : whats pissed you off today?
mk1nova_rich
21-11-15, 05:05 PM
Spent two hours cleaning my guitar, soldering in a new jack plug socket and fitting new strings only to snap a string tuning it back up :mad: should have bought two sets
My job has pissed me off
Decent money but
Fcuking bullshit management only looking after their personal targets is wearing me down
Poof
Damn right.Iv been up a ladder in my underpants today.Even sat on my back doorstep smoking and drinking too.Lovely sat in the sleet and snow.
My job has pissed me off
Decent money but
Fcuking bullshit management only looking after their personal targets is wearing me down
No friends in bsns mate lol
True
I'm just feel I'm getting too old for putting up with jumped up dicks with a shirt and tie treating people like dirt
For instance, my bosses boss wants to reduce the costs, there used to be 3 of us doing my job, now there is just me, a massive struggle tbh
Don't even get break cover
I questioned it, and got told if you don't like it fuck off and get another job elsewhere
That kinda carry on pissed me off
If I didn't need the money or was spoken to like that in the street blood would be flowing
If you can find equivalant money then bolt.
That's the problem I can't
Took me 3 years to get the job as it's one of the best salaries in town but since the takeover it's got hideous
Probably have to take the redundancy package next time it's offered
Just do what mongheads do and blaze up/bomb some fast on ya break to cope lol
Missing out on a bit of trim on ebay for $10 because I forgot it ended last night :(
brainsnova
23-11-15, 09:38 PM
Not being able to see the dodge
Mostly he passes in pop bottles, I believe......lol
bazzap8389
24-11-15, 04:10 PM
It's only a number lol
happy birthday mate. Have a good one :cheers:
38 today
Feel old lol
is that it.... I'd have said 83 based on the bunched panties :p
turbojolt
24-11-15, 05:10 PM
The people of Rotherham and Sheffield that wander the streets like gormless zombies......seriously is their something in the water up north?
Southie
24-11-15, 05:36 PM
38 today
Feel old lol
I was 39 the other week, not long now to the big 40 :cry:
Happy birthday young man :beer:
I was 39 the other week, not long now to the big 40 :cry:
Happy birthday young man :beer:
Wonder what the average age of PNG member is?? i am 36, surly we are all around the same age to be able to remember/own these old vauxhall rot boxes???
ps Happy birthday Mr China
Happy Birthday:cheers:
Age is just a number. I still feel the same now as I did when I was 20ish.
29 here, I'd imagine bar the odd under 25 the average age must be 30.
brainsnova
24-11-15, 09:34 PM
I'm 33 34 and still feel like my 20's but 30 times the amount of money
mk1nova_rich
24-11-15, 09:37 PM
25
I'm 33 34 and still feel like my 20's but 30 times the amount of money
yea more money but way more things to pay for now im in my 30's. in my teens i had on my number plate, "You can sleep in your car, but you cant race your house" how wrong was i !!!! i wouldnt swap my house for any car!!
turbojolt
25-11-15, 06:17 PM
His house is in Chesterfield it will just be some hay scrapped together
His house is in Chesterfield it will just be some hay scrapped together
not in chesterfield anymore TJ moved out to the country side, plenty of sheep for you out here!!lol
ShawnAzzopardi
25-11-15, 06:58 PM
Nova still leaks water inside when it rains..
turbojolt
25-11-15, 07:18 PM
not in chesterfield anymore TJ moved out to the country side, plenty of sheep for you out here!!lol
The country side is only 5 mins from chesterfield lol
millworm
25-11-15, 10:57 PM
Nova still leaks water inside when it rains..
it rains in malta?!!!
millworm
25-11-15, 10:58 PM
Don't think my "easy" conversion on my daily is going to be ready before I have to go back to work, seriously regretting it and wishing I'd just made the pinto injection instead :(
ShawnAzzopardi
26-11-15, 03:37 AM
it rains in malta?!!!
Not often, but when it rains, it fucking rains
Nova still leaks water inside when it rains..
Factory fitted leak mate, they all have one!
ShawnAzzopardi
26-11-15, 05:16 PM
Factory fitted leak mate, they all have one!
I've tried sealing the heater fan; nope. Underneath the battery, still nope. Gonna try from the inside now
Edit: well, I've tried sealing as much as I could. If this doesn't work, either a) kill myself, b) crush the Nova, or c) a few bits of sheet metal, and a bunch of sealer, and I'll just block off the vents between the windshield wipers, so no water will get in.
Factory fitted leak mate, they all have one!
Iv never had any leaks in any of the novas iv owned
Iv never had any leaks in any of the novas iv owned
what it doesnt even leak without any windows???? lol
paul james
26-11-15, 08:47 PM
Theres not that many places on a Nova for water to get in. Do you have a sunroof on it?
Not being able to see the dodge
Peekaboo lol
http://i.imgur.com/3ZVQPlE.jpg
The roads from Skipton to Thirsk, shitty little roads with every idiot blinding me then single track roads with idiots doing 60 mph down them around bends they cant see round.
Honestly, if you're on a single track road or a narrow back road and you cant see whats coming round the corner, slow it down a bit, if there's a tractor/truck coming are you gonna be able to stop in time? I doubt it. I take most corners (depending how sharp they are) between 20-30 mph if I cant see whats coming and still end up having close calls!
ShawnAzzopardi
27-11-15, 03:55 AM
Theres not that many places on a Nova for water to get in. Do you have a sunroof on it?
Nope, it's from the scuttle shelf somewhere, because I always end up with water on my side of the carpet. I checked under the dash, and there is quite a bit of rust, so that's probably where.
bazzap8389
27-11-15, 08:58 AM
Check the battery tray.
turbojolt
27-11-15, 06:04 PM
Check the battery tray.
Don't do this. Don't check anything on a nova ever it will just end up in tears
M1 motorway !!! always on a effing friday, some dumb ass either crashes, breaks down or like tonight loses 300 windscreens of the back of there lorry!!!!!! 2 and a half hours to do 20 miles arrrrrrr
ShawnAzzopardi
27-11-15, 07:17 PM
Check the battery tray.
Oh, that's got about 17 feet of sealer on it.
ShawnAzzopardi
27-11-15, 07:21 PM
M1 motorway !!! always on a effing friday, some dumb ass either crashes, breaks down or like tonight loses 300 windscreens of the back of there lorry!!!!!! 2 and a half hours to do 20 miles arrrrrrr
Try having the stupid mother f**king CHOGM happening in your shithole of a country, and literally everywhere is closed, so you gotta make detours through some of the nastiest roads around..
God bless the Queen.
Try having the stupid mother f**king CHOGM happening in your shithole of a country, and literally everywhere is closed, so you gotta make detours through some of the nastiest roads around..
God bless the Queen.
i had to drive through huthwaite then holmewood then bolsover, im lucky to have made it home alive!!!!lollol
Any Nova screens?
think they might all be smashed lol
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT
The entire John Lewis ad campaign makes "Dave the Chimp" want to come out his box!! It's total dog shite
meritlover
29-11-15, 12:24 AM
When i look throubthe Aldi telescope i can see Uranus
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT
Jack. You may well be someone who wants to watch the night sky thru an expensive telescope. The average Audi telescope purchaser is the mother of a teenage boy, who is unaware of him wanting to look at naked women in their bedrooms
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT
Jack. You may well be someone who wants to watch the night sky thru an expensive telescope. The average Aldi telescope purchaser is the mother of a teenage boy, who is unaware of him wanting to look at naked women in their bedrooms
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol
You missed my point. Yes by all means for perving on the local cougar it'll no doubt be fine. But comparing it to the Celestron is like... do you see Peugeot marketing department comparing the poverty spec 108 to an Audi S3? No
mk1nova_rich
29-11-15, 09:36 PM
If its anything like the rest of Aldi stuff, it will probably be cheaper AND better lol
The hangover I had today, only intended to spent £30 last night, ended up shit faced and in bed til half 6 this afternoon dieing a heroes death. It kept getting worse though.
The hangover I had today, only intended to spent £30 last night, ended up shit faced and in bed til half 6 this afternoon dieing a heroes death. It kept getting worse though.
if the hangover lasts longer than the night out, your too old to go out anymorelol
Time to knock it on the head then lol tbh next year I'll be cutting it right back as I'll start getting serious with my training. Not gonna quit drinking alcohol but will cut it out for as long as I can. Need to shift this belly.
bazzap8389
30-11-15, 08:51 AM
I haven't been training seriously since last year, I went from being really lean to around 17 % body fat and a fair drop in muscle mass. I still go to the gym but just not been arsed to go with the same intensity as before. Motivation is dwindling and diet just hadn't been good recently. The worst thing about it is I'm just not bothered just now.
Why does this thread always descend into people talking about training and weight lifting and body building and protein shakes and steroids and lunging.
mk1nova_rich
30-11-15, 07:09 PM
lol lol my bug bear is overuse of the word 'training'...surely unless you are doing cardio/strength exercise to improve at a sport you do then surely its just 'going to the gym'
turbojolt
30-11-15, 07:10 PM
Just done some squats and drunk some green tea....knocked on the neighbours door to let them know and announced it on twitter. Facebook. MySpace. Bebo and Craigs list
turbojolt
30-11-15, 07:11 PM
Being moved from weekly pay to monthly....in feck g December proably the most expensive month of the year and on top of that I have a 1k fine to pay before the 20th as well. ....so mega broke ffs!
mk1nova_rich
30-11-15, 07:15 PM
Being moved from weekly pay to monthly....in feck g December proably the most expensive month of the year and on top of that I have a 1k fine to pay before the 20th as well. ....so mega broke ffs!
Ouch :( we are being moved onto monthly pay also to move us in line with salary staff and new starters. Will be interesting to see how long they expect us to go without a payday...it will be met with fierce resistance
turbojolt
30-11-15, 07:57 PM
It wasn't going to be a easy change at anytime of the year but this close to Christmas is rediclous. They are 1.5years late from taking me off agency as it is now they pull this shit. Would have rather just been left be tbh....weekly is/was awesome one weeks pay sorted rent and then I had 3 weeks of doing what I pleased pretty much lol
Just done some squats and drunk some green tea....knocked on the neighbours door to let them know and announced it on twitter. Facebook. MySpace. Bebo and Craigs list
Hahahahha
Why does this thread always descend into people talking about training and weight lifting and body building and protein shakes and steroids and lunging.
Squat for an hour on my tower of power xx
Southie
30-11-15, 09:45 PM
Realising today I've only got 3 weeks left at work till Christmas :(
mk1nova_rich
30-11-15, 10:17 PM
Realising today I've only got 3 weeks left at work till Christmas :(
Snap...but I don't see whats so bad about it?! :confused:
Bring on 18th December 3pm!!!
knocked on the neighbours door to let them know and announced it on Bebo and Craigs list
I used to love Bebo, met a few girls off there. They where good times.
Craigs list doesn't work over here tho... lol
Faceparty was class for slags lol
Is still full of duck faced orange girls...
NovalutionGSi
01-12-15, 12:58 PM
Is that really still going?? would have thought it would have died a death by now what with Twitter and Twatbook!
Faceparty was class for slags lol
and Plenty of Fish
lots of pouty orange minges to plough :D
£50 for a f'ing Christmas tree! Now I remember why I've had a fake 1 for last 10yr's lol. Feel free to tell me if I'm been tight bar steward but that to me seems a little extreme. Still ended up buying it though so not sure why I'm whinging lol.
Screw Christmas, bloody Heart radio played Christmas songs all morning!! I mean what the actual fook. It's 24 days away, get bent with your Christmas crappy songs. Dave my inner chimp nearly stuck a bacon sandwich in the CD slot of the friggin' radio turn it in just play normal songs that sane people want to hear, all I can hear is "I wish it could be sodding Christmas" every-time I get a quiet 5 seconds.
Xmas hatorz make me piss myself lol
Xmas hatorz make me piss myself lol
Love Christmas, hate the bullcrap
mk1nova_rich
01-12-15, 10:05 PM
I love Christmas, but the hype and build up really does start too early
Snap^
I love it, getting things for people that will love and maybe be surprised by is the best bit.
But i think the decs shouldn't go up till near went the kids finish school. That's how my mum always did it, cause then its mega exciting and you know it's the 25th soon.
Now my mrs wants to put everything up on like the 1st of dec. It just becomes a bit anti climax but the time the week before the 25th.... And she pisses me off by saying i'm the miserable one cause i wont put the decs up early.
Yet i'm the one that gets excited, i do allthe work/thinking of gifts.
I dont mind them being up from 1st but by 2nd jan theyre down.some people keep em up longer which is daft as its well and truly done lol
turbojolt
03-12-15, 05:29 PM
Jumped up nepolion complex **** manager. I swear if he talks like he did on the phone to me tomorrow when I meet him I'm going to pull the little runt apart
Jumped up nepolion complex **** manager. I swear if he talks like he did on the phone to me tomorrow when I meet him I'm going to pull the little runt apart
And breath!!!!!
I've just spent a couple of days digging out badly laid drains on a housing development and put them back properly.. no more leaks, and no backfalls.
Ebay duplicate listings.forty thousand listings for the same fucking oil
Ebay duplicate listings.forty thousand listings for the same fucking oil
This x10000
Faceparty was class for slags lol
Hot or Not was the start lol
Faceparty was awesome though. Especially when their support staff just got fed up one day and deleted half the membership for no reason at all lol
torquey
04-12-15, 01:57 PM
Women nagging!!
Ugly women nagging is twice as bad!!
torquey
04-12-15, 04:01 PM
Lol you got ugly women nagging at you?
Lol you got ugly women nagging at you?
Not at home luckily, my wife is fit but in general I reckon ugly woman moaning would be twice as bad as fit women moaning!!!
Depends what you are doing to get her moaning tbh.......
Depends what you are doing to get her moaning tbh.......
Hmmmm I guess, I've always found holding their head down and doing a guff on their head gets them moaning!!!!!!
mk1nova_rich
04-12-15, 07:34 PM
Adjustable spanner....now embedded in the wall at the other side of the workshop. In theory they are a great tool but in practice they are just fucking shite
This x10000
Hot or Not was the start lol
Faceparty was awesome though. Especially when their support staff just got fed up one day and deleted half the membership for no reason at all lol
Fpmsl at H.O.N my score was quite respectable in the day lol
im more not than hot now lol.Proper lols on partychat though some epic memories.i was the first of my group of friends to slam a bird i met online lol
paul james
04-12-15, 08:36 PM
Adjustable spanner....now embedded in the wall at the other side of the workshop. In theory they are a great tool but in practice they are just fucking shite
Got a nice set of them for xmas a few years back. I've never managed to get any proper use out of them, only frustration as you can never really get them tight enough on anything. Have a tray full of proper spanners in my tool cabinet now and the adjustables never see the light of day.
not at home luckily, my wife is fit but in general i reckon ugly woman moaning would be twice as bad as fit women moaning!!!
pics or gtfo!!!
Hahahahaha
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/04/8d7e7eda817fa0874ce097303d0394b3.jpg
That's on our wedding day in Vegas in October!!!
My brother and all his mates call me Jason Puncheon after the Palace footballer cos I'm punching well above my weight with her!! I'm proper ugly!!!
The last sentence above isnt a lie, I'm honestly not sure how hes done it.
1 nill to puncheon I reckon very nice bud
Football results.why cant i win some decent money lol
mk1nova_rich
05-12-15, 05:05 PM
Football results.why cant i win some decent money lol
Haha what did you pick mate?
Hahahahaha
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/04/8d7e7eda817fa0874ce097303d0394b3.jpg
That's on our wedding day in Vegas in October!!!
My brother and all his mates call me Jason Puncheon after the Palace footballer cos I'm punching well above my weight with her!! I'm proper ugly!!!
Pics of you? Good looking woman but has she got a good personality too?
1 nill to puncheon I reckon very nice bud
Thanks Rich!!!
Pics of you? Good looking woman but has she got a good personality too?
She's the best mate!! She's Scottish, although she's lived in Kent for most of her life!! She's got an acid tongue and doesn't take any crap but she's also got a wicked sense of humour!! We've been together 13 years and got married this October by Elvis in Vegas!! I would post the video but I'll never live it down!!!!
As for me, I was on a wedding diet but like cake too much!!!
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/grahampointing/_DSC2968.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/grahampointing/media/_DSC2968.jpg.html)
You must have genitalia like two binbags either side of a telegraph pole
Lol only joking mate lol
Haha what did you pick mate?
Saints chelsea man utd man city all let me down
mk1nova_rich
05-12-15, 11:30 PM
Saints chelsea man utd man city all let me down
I thought I was being ambitious with Stoke to draw lol got draw ht/arsenal ft and saints villa draw right though ffs
was one off a fourfold on horses too :mad:
bazzap8389
06-12-15, 12:25 PM
I started removing gloss from woodwork yesterday. What a mare
totalnova
06-12-15, 01:00 PM
I'm regrouting, painting the ceiling and redoing silicon in the bathroom tomorrow, can't wait.........
I have a newly plastered hallway to paint incl stripping skirts back to wood. Were all in the same boat ha ha
totalnova
06-12-15, 01:34 PM
The wife has been bugging me for weeks and keeps giving me grief if I work on the Nova and neglect the house, so have to keep her happy or I wont eat.
I'm going to India on Thursday, flying Air India (ranked 57th out of 60 airlines for safety) not expecting to return so eating steak and drinking as much alcohol as possible!!
One of my chicken's has gone lame
Gonna have to smash it over the head tomorrow I think :(
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/grahampointing/_DSC2968.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/grahampointing/media/_DSC2968.jpg.html)
Wouldn't kick either of you out of bed for farting.
Astra Mk5 head light bulb replacement.... ballache.
Wouldn't kick either of you out of bed for farting.
You know all the good chat up lines!!!! Hahaha
totalnova
06-12-15, 03:20 PM
Astra Mk5 head light bulb replacement.... ballache.
Was it a front bumper off job? I know my Mrs old corsa d was unless you have small feminine hands like her, so yes the bumper had to come off, god forbid she helps out
I did a sidelight bulb on a Corsa D last night. Only a washer bottle neck and battery out job. Oh modern cars....
Mk 6 r32 is something like a 6 hour job for a headlight iirc
Was it a front bumper off job? I know my Mrs old corsa d was unless you have small feminine hands like her, so yes the bumper had to come off, god forbid she helps out
Acess panel on inner arch liner. Awesome idea when its been raining and all mud and shit in the arch is all sloppy.
Corsa C & D are an utter PITA, along with 206 HDi's!
I'm sure they make things a nightmare to work on nowadays in hope you might take it to the dealer lol.
I'm sure they make things a nightmare to work on nowadays in hope you might take it to the dealer lol.
I guess the only issue there is the dealer is still gonna charge you £150 an hour or whatever dealers charge!!
I remember my old Fiat Coupe, dealer listed the cambelt and 15 hours, engine out job!!!!
I guess the only issue there is the dealer is still gonna charge you £150 an hour or whatever dealers charge!!
I remember my old Fiat Coupe, dealer listed the cambelt and 15 hours, engine out job!!!!
Mmmmmm Fiat coupe, please say it was the 20v turbo one, man they used to fly!!!!
Mmmmmm Fiat coupe, please say it was the 20v turbo one, man they used to fly!!!!
It certainly was, few choice mods, FMIC, adjustable thingy ma jig, made good power, the only car Kerry actually liked!! lollol
Mmmmmm Fiat coupe, man they used to fly!!!!
One flew at me a Castle Combe once...
My niece has a 10 reg Clio. The th headlamp blew. We couldn't see any way to replace it. I rang the main dealer. They told me that they couldn't tell me how to do it, but their service dept could swap it for me. Now it is illegal to drive with a faulty headlamp, and if you drive in france, where the Clio is made, you actually have to carry a full set of bulbs..... so they still wouldnt tell me how to do it. So i told my brother that i couldnt fix it and why. He rang the dealer and got put thru to the boss.... 1 bollocking later and we were told to remove the bumper. There should be a European law about this. It should take no more than a minute to swap a headlamp bulb.
All the cars mentioned are a pita to fit headlamp bulbs to but every one including the clio are done by myself and my boss on a daily basis with no need for bumper removal,yes they are fiddly to do but i do them every day at work so I suppose I'm just used to it.
One flew at me a Castle Combe once...
i remember driving one when they first came out, i was about 21 and i changed down to 3rd to overtake a lorry and the thing spun the wheels and tried to spit me off the road!!!.....booooooosstttttttt!!!! lol
Mother's at the school gate that look like they've spent 4 hours putting make up on just to pick their kids up
Snooty bitches
Seriously wtf
totalnova
07-12-15, 04:13 PM
All the cars mentioned are a pita to fit headlamp bulbs to but every one including the clio are done by myself and my boss on a daily basis with no need for bumper removal,yes they are fiddly to do but i do them every day at work so I suppose I'm just used to it.
You must have girly small hand then :d
You must have girly small hand then :d
Quite the opposite actually my hands are massive..double jointed fingers though :p
mk1nova_rich
07-12-15, 07:15 PM
Mother's at the school gate that look like they've spent 4 hours putting make up on just to pick their kids up
Snooty bitches
Seriously wtf
lol I work about 100 yards from a primary school so i know exactly what you mean. Most of them are absolutely dog rough too...you could count on one hand the mums you would actually shag...well the ones you would admit to wanting to shag anyway
lol I work about 100 yards from a primary school so i know exactly what you mean. Most of them are absolutely dog rough too...you could count on one hand the mums you would actually shag...well the ones you would admit to wanting to shag anyway
Rich aka MILF Hunterlol
i remember driving one when they first came out, i was about 21 and i changed down to 3rd to overtake a lorry and the thing spun the wheels and tried to spit me off the road!!!.....booooooosstttttttt!!!! lol
No no. This one left the round after hitting the armco in front of where i and 2 marshals where standing...
mk1nova_rich
07-12-15, 09:37 PM
Rich aka MILF Hunterlol
Even I have my limits lol half of them are grandparents by 35 lol
total_vauxhall
07-12-15, 09:50 PM
Arsehole time wasters on ebay .
Sold a corsa only for the lad to say he looked how far away i was and cant travel that far . (Why not look before bidding clown)
Then removed the wide arch nova shell even recived a deposit . Then nothing but excuses for 2 weeks as to why he cant come n collect it and pay the rest . Waited in 3 days only for him not to turn up .
What are people on .
bazzap8389
08-12-15, 03:00 AM
Just made a **** of a very expensive bit of metal. Fml
Good job you did that after the redundancies were chosen lol
bazzap8389
08-12-15, 11:51 AM
Such a bad time for an expensive fuck up, I'm going to be unemployed as fuck lol
bazzap8389
08-12-15, 11:57 AM
I had a size in my head I was going for that wasn't on the drawing so I took it oversize. Job is being welded up at the moment though so should have it back for tonight.
Least it can be saved.What material was it?
bazzap8389
08-12-15, 12:05 PM
Aye it was a weld repair anyway so I knew it would be getting welded but it's 625 inconel lol
mk1nova_rich
08-12-15, 05:38 PM
Mild steel FTW lol bin it and start again
I wish Ticketmaster would hurry themselves up, supposed to be going to see Dynamo next wednesday and still not got my tickets :mad:
totalnova
09-12-15, 07:20 PM
Diy I fucking hate sealing showers with silicon sealant, bloody stuff gets everywhere and no matter how many times I use it I never get any better.
Diy I fucking hate sealing showers with silicon sealant, bloody stuff gets everywhere and no matter how many times I use it I never get any better.
You can stick masking tape on each side of the joint leaving enough for a bead of silicone. Then slap it on smooth off and take the tape off. Finally wet your finger and lightly run it along the bead. Job done!
totalnova
09-12-15, 08:03 PM
You can stick masking tape on each side of the joint leaving enough for a bead of silicone. Then slap it on smooth off and take the tape off. Finally wet your finger and lightly run it along the bead. Job done!
That's the way I do it but I always seem to be covered in the stuff or the masking tape isn't sticky enough and lifts off, I just hate the stuff
paddy235
09-12-15, 08:23 PM
Some builders I know use some fairy liquid on their fingers, it is defiantly messy stuff
Southie
09-12-15, 08:30 PM
Ate a full soreen loaf today, oh my god I've more wind than a hurricane building up inside :(
Southie
09-12-15, 08:35 PM
Fags.sealing up is easy
:confused:
torquey
09-12-15, 09:11 PM
Getting stuck in roadworks for 45 minutes on way home really pissed me off.
The universal cut and solder lambda sensor didn't do a decent job and still gave codes so just spent £44 on a straight fit one, £44 was with 11% discount too :(
Ate a full soreen loaf today, oh my god I've more wind than a hurricane building up inside :(
Didn't you have an issue with protein windyness recently too?
Southie
09-12-15, 09:33 PM
Didn't you have an issue with protein windyness recently too?
Yep, my protein and fibre diet is maxed out lol
If Novas ran on methane then I could make a Nova go a 1000 miles lol
torquey
12-12-15, 06:18 PM
Went to check nova in garage and fukin roof is leaking. Damp as in there now and steering wheel was mouldy. Pissed off ain't the word.
ShawnAzzopardi
12-12-15, 06:50 PM
Went to check nova in garage and fukin roof is leaking. Damp as in there now and steering wheel was mouldy. Pissed off ain't the word.
I know the feeling mate. My Nova leaks, and I have absolutely no fucking idea where from.
dgbnova#1
12-12-15, 07:21 PM
Need to get some airflow in there will help keep the damp out and fix leak obovusly
torquey
12-12-15, 07:27 PM
Garage roof leaking I mean not the nova. I left window open slightly so it's got damp inside.
My right shoulder. It is killing me .. 600mg of ibuprofen knocks the edge off for about 1/2 hr. If I visit the quack, he'll tell me to rest and take painkillers....
mk1nova_rich
12-12-15, 09:03 PM
My right shoulder. It is killing me .. 600mg of ibuprofen knocks the edge off for about 1/2 hr. If I visit the quack, he'll tell me to rest and take painkillers....
Or sign you off on permanent sick lol
Obviously damp is from rain creeping in. So take time and try to work out where its coming in. Sometimes it needs the process of illimination Try this try that and you will get there. I had that with my garage then the conservatory.
torquey
12-12-15, 09:44 PM
Yeh shitty flat roofs seems to be coming in at the join. Looks like the felt has gone.
The universal cut and solder lambda sensor didn't do a decent job and still gave codes so just spent £44 on a straight fit one, £44 was with 11% discount too :(
1. you got a cut and shut one? Christ might of well used bubble gum. They are utter shite.
2. 44 quid is bloody cheap. Stop moaning.
turbojolt
13-12-15, 11:29 AM
The human race
You're too fat to be in any race
Or sign you off on permanent sick lol like I'm doing that
turbojolt
13-12-15, 12:02 PM
You're too fat to be in any race
Pie eating is a kind of race
ShawnAzzopardi
14-12-15, 07:20 PM
I got to school and I realized my alternator belt was screaming. Started off the day really well. Went to buy a new one, only to find out out of 4 lessons at school, we'd only have the one, so I spent 45 minutes driving in traffic for a single lesson. New alternator belt is in, and it's screaming.. because it's a bit loose.
torquey
04-01-16, 10:25 PM
Back to work!
I got to school and I realized my alternator belt was screaming. Started off the day really well. Went to buy a new one, only to find out out of 4 lessons at school, we'd only have the one, so I spent 45 minutes driving in traffic for a single lesson. New alternator belt is in, and it's screaming.. because it's a bit loose.
Gutted, guess they don't post on line stuff like that there..
Back to work!
Pfft some of us didn't really break for crimbo. Some of us sat bored in the office doing nothing!
My welder shitting itself midway through building my new work bench.Im fukkin raging beyond belief.
I burnt out and set on fire my soldering gun i use for plastic welding.
Scottcooper85
09-01-16, 09:37 PM
My arse is too big to fit in my bucket seats and my indicators have thrown some sort of earth fault wobbly :mad:
totalnova
10-01-16, 12:12 PM
Roose wanting 10 pound delivery on a 13 pound hose that's 15 cm long and will weigh naff all, bloody ridiculous and I won't pay it
Really? I found them good with posted,
totalnova
10-01-16, 05:51 PM
If I was ordering a box of hoses I could swallow it but it's ridiculous
You rang them up and they refused to pop it in 2nd class for you cheaper?
totalnova
10-01-16, 06:51 PM
No its a Sunday and I wanted to moan.
I bought some of mine 1 at a time as i use really use Nova hoses now. Sure it was just std 3-5 quid postage in a padded envelope.
turbojolt
11-01-16, 09:50 PM
Got to resit my ACS testing this week (gas qualifications) after 5 years I'm bound to have forgotten alot of more abscuer stuff that's just not needed in my job and I'm bricking it lol
torquey
11-01-16, 10:23 PM
Life's routines..
Spending 30 minutes hunting round the entire house looking for parcel tape. Clearly, instead of it being in the drawer that has all the tapes, glues, spare bulbs etc, it needs to be in a random cake tin on top of a cupboard. And the sellotape always lives in the cutlery drawer...
#wifelogic
Somebody ballsed a cake up recently? lol
Spending 30 minutes hunting round the entire house looking for parcel tape. Clearly, instead of it being in the drawer that has all the tapes, glues, spare bulbs etc, it needs to be in a random cake tin on top of a cupboard. And the sellotape always lives in the cutlery drawer...
#wifelogic
I get similar from the misses constantly, I can put something down leave the room for literally 2 minutes come back and it's gone... leaves you questioning your sanity sometimes lol.
totalnova
12-01-16, 01:53 PM
To be fair my wife is a clean freak so I know where most things are as they have 'their place' the garage on the other hand, she would have a heart attack if she went in there .
mk1nova_rich
12-01-16, 07:17 PM
To be fair my wife is a clean freak so I know where most things are as they have 'their place' the garage on the other hand, she would have a heart attack if she went in there .
Our lass hates having things out in the house, which would be fair enough if these things were put away neat and tidy...instead there is a drawer in the kitchen rammed full of shite. Luckily I hardly ever have to go in this drawer or it would find itself at the bottom end of the garden lol
Our lass hates having things out in the house, which would be fair enough if these things were put away neat and tidy...instead there is a drawer in the kitchen rammed full of shite. Luckily I hardly ever have to go in this drawer or it would find itself at the bottom end of the garden lol
Funny my Mrs does that same kinda thing. "looks i've tidied up and put all this way here.." Prob the rest is that just rammed and jammed away "out of sight"
Total waste of time.
totalnova
13-01-16, 12:55 PM
Our lass hates having things out in the house, which would be fair enough if these things were put away neat and tidy...instead there is a drawer in the kitchen rammed full of shite. Luckily I hardly ever have to go in this drawer or it would find itself at the bottom end of the garden lol
We have a junk draw in the kitchen, people actually take the piss that even that is organised and everything is in its place. As much as I like the house being clean it does get a bit much.
When we were moving i was ruthless with throwing junk away.People were saying i cant believe ya chucking that away etc.im sick of holding on to stuff just in case i might use it once a decade lol
When we were moving i was ruthless with throwing junk away.People were saying i cant believe ya chucking that away etc.im sick of holding on to stuff just in case i might use it once a decade lol
Yea but it feels good doesn't it..
turbojolt
13-01-16, 11:36 PM
My gas retesting has been messed up. Spent the last two days on a refresher course that has fuck all to do with my qualifications basically.
Utter joke!
josh-sri
14-01-16, 08:07 AM
Getting ripped off for parts on here, hard enough trying to build this car without people taking your money and receiving nothing for it :mad:
Name and shame.
Unless it's me and I've forgotten to send you something. Lol
Jeff16v
17-01-16, 08:55 PM
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turbojolt
17-01-16, 09:42 PM
Smokers
I hate the fact people smoke
I hate the fact smoking makes people smell
I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me
I hate the fact it seems accitble
I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?
My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!
mk1nova_rich
17-01-16, 10:45 PM
And why does throwing tab ends on the floor seem to be an acceptable form of littering?
turbojolt
17-01-16, 10:59 PM
And why does throwing tab ends on the floor seem to be an acceptable form of littering?
You know I will chew a lump out of you fucking face. Pm me your a dress and let's do something.
totalnova
17-01-16, 11:08 PM
Smokers
I hate the fact people smoke
I hate the fact smoking makes people smell
I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me
I hate the fact it seems accitble
I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?
My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!
Sorry to hear about your father, I agree with everything you say regarding smoking, I absolutely detest it.
Not really different to drinking tomuch.
Sorry to hear about your dad. My nan smoked 60 a day from when she was 12. Cut down to 20 a day at about 60ish years old. Died last june aged 94. Good innings you think? Sadly not, she has most forms of Cancer over the years.
JOHNBOYS
18-01-16, 08:51 PM
Smokers
I hate the fact people smoke
I hate the fact smoking makes people smell
I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me
I hate the fact it seems accitble
I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?
My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!
Sorry to hear this , don't know you but have been there , quit smoking myself last year ...
mk1nova_rich
18-01-16, 09:01 PM
You know I will chew a lump out of you fucking face. Pm me your a dress and let's do something.
Eh?? :confused:
I've given up for 2 weeks now
Seeing many positives
But I am even more grumpy than I normally am lol
JOHNBOYS
18-01-16, 11:50 PM
I've given up for 2 weeks now
Seeing many positives
But I am even more grumpy than I normally am lol
Yeah I noticed I was too , I also put on a stone and a half which I've only just managed to shift thank fuck lol
nova_niek
25-01-16, 08:13 AM
Smokers
I hate the fact people smoke
I hate the fact smoking makes people smell
I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me
I hate the fact it seems accitble
I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?
My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!
My stepdaughter smokes like a bleeding chimney despite being pregnant again. Stupid caahnt just won't stop and doesn't care for whatever is inside her womb. The imbecile does not deserve to be pregnant with such a selfish attitude. She didn't stop during her first pregnancy and - lo and behold - gave birth to a healthy daughter. So all the more reason not to stop now either, it seems. I hate people like that.
nova_niek
25-01-16, 08:19 AM
Not really different to drinking tomuch.
Sorry to hear about your dad. My nan smoked 60 a day from when she was 12. Cut down to 20 a day at about 60ish years old. Died last june aged 94. Good innings you think? Sadly not, she has most forms of Cancer over the years.
That's the usual story told by most smokers - someone in their family reached nearly 100 years despite smoking heavily. Statistics prove that on average smokers die 13 years sooner. Your choice.
nova_niek
25-01-16, 08:20 AM
Can you tell I don't smoke? lol
Ballheads on ebay asking if you will post an item you clearly say you wont.Ok so can i send my own courier.Yeah but itl be extra for packing.So then he wins and asks if il sort courier and the cheapest one at that.Fuck off
Bought a Volvo yesterday, just been to the scrappy and there's one in the yard that is loads tidier than mine, ha ha.
Menopausal wife....... basically the whole world is my fault, then there is the whole hot/cold thing. If you ever wondered why old people sleep in different beds... this is why.... I've had one decent nights sleep in the last year, when she took no.1 daughter to plymouth to look at the uni, and stayed the night.....
You need to have an affair lol
mk1nova_rich
31-01-16, 08:41 PM
Or move to the Arctic lol
brainsnova
31-01-16, 11:18 PM
Bought a Volvo yesterday, just been to the scrappy and there's one in the yard that is loads tidier than mine, ha ha.
Shit your getting old
brainsnova
31-01-16, 11:23 PM
Found 2 separate car door dents on my van. It can only of happened at my house as that's only time the driver side can be parked next to so I put a circle around each of them with 2 big arrows pointing to them as my van was dirty so the finger was my marker.
Shit your getting old
I got excited over the plastic boot liner available at the scrappy. It's so comfortable and practical oh yes.
NathanKirkpatrick
10-02-16, 07:58 PM
Was on my way out to te mechanics this evening to drop the Nova off. Anyways got a bit excited on a nice straight road and hit a damn big pot hole. I'm praying that there was no damage done to the wheel or front end. My ears are still ringing from the bang of it :(
not having enough spare time has pissed me off
People that park at a pump in the fuel station to just go and use the shop.
WTF is that all about? Why take up space at a pump that someone else needs to use and is waiting to use, to buy go monster "energy" drink and fags?
There is parkt the side or the forcourt for....... PARKING!
torquey
11-02-16, 07:13 PM
Bastard hernia pissing me off.
People that park at a pump in the fuel station to just go and use the shop.
WTF is that all about? Why take up space at a pump that someone else needs to use and is waiting to use, to buy go monster "energy" drink and fags?
There is parkt the side or the forcourt for....... PARKING!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:thumb:
totalnova
11-02-16, 10:33 PM
The one that boils my piss is once they pay and get back in the car and just sit there for minutes and minutes doing god knows what, just pay for your fuel and fuck off.
mk1nova_rich
12-02-16, 07:30 PM
The one that boils my piss is once they pay and get back in the car and just sit there for minutes and minutes doing god knows what, just pay for your fuel and fuck off.
I was going to say that lol
One near me you have to wait ages for the fuel to be turned on cos they are always in the back bloody praying
I once got into a row with a complete tool at the pumps, when i pulled up behind another car and started filling up. The other car left and a bloke pulled up behind me and started berating me for being selfish and not moving pumps and nothing I could say would calm him down, so i spent 5 more minutes fannying about to really make him livid. Then i calmly explained that he was obviously too stupid to understand how it had happened. And left.....
I have a tooth abcess. My whole face is swollen. It really hurts and I've got to be up at 2:15am for work.....
It's on my facebook but im buggered if i know how to share it.
Look up Michael Saunders Hinckley, and you'll find my toothache post.
I'm not signing up to that crap to see your funny looks. Someone can do it and post it here lol
I just look uglier than normal. Then some get is pulling my top right front tooth out next week & charging me 220 quid.
I just look uglier than normal. Then some get is pulling my top right front tooth out next week & charging me 220 quid.
£50ish on nhs :) job done
I do get a false tooth and plate in the deal
they keep trying to get me to have a false tooth... I like the gap as It fits fruit pastiles in :)
You have a valid point there stu, but I've been told that I must have a full set of teeth
Just looked at the pic Mike, does look painful!
Oh, it is... I've had broken bones that hurt less than this
nova_niek
15-02-16, 09:46 AM
Bloody electric power steering just packed up on the Lupo. That'll be a steering column out job. £££. Arse.
A girl in a Corsa shooting a red light on the way to work this morning and battering the side of the Avensis :roll: Annoying thing is it's a roundabout with traffic lights and she hit me on the OSF so if she decides to say it wasn't her fault (even after admitting it was her fault for skipping the red light at the scene) I'm up excrement creek with no form of propulsion and will need to faff around getting CCTV evidence from the nearby MOD cameras
On the bright side, good job it wasn't the GT4 lol Or a Nova, that would have fallen apart lmfao
Conza closing his project thread due to Internet police discovering his C20LET nova is still registered as a 1.2
Firstly, who cares?
Secondly, this place is dead enough already without people feeling they don't want to post on here
Thirdly, who cares if it's a 1.2 with a V6 in it?
No one else business
Who discovered anything, a few light hearted comments were made and someone got mardy over nothing
Conza closing his project thread due to Internet police discovering his C20LET nova is still registered as a 1.2
Firstly, who cares?
Secondly, this place is dead enough already without people feeling they don't want to post on here
Thirdly, who cares if it's a 1.2 with a V6 in it?
No one else business
Tax fraud, insurance fraud...
bazzap8389
16-02-16, 09:55 PM
Cant believe he'd chuck his toys out the pram and close a thread over a few 1.2 comments tbh.
Southie did a Spud lol
I drove around for years with a XE in my GTE
Cheap insurance and cheap tax
Loved every minute of it with no regrets or care
bazzap8389
16-02-16, 10:26 PM
I don't give a shit either lol wouldn't be closing my thread over that. Here's a sticker for you conza lol
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/bazzap8389/58998ECE-40EF-4163-9FD7-C80E555299F6_zpsekym7jmj.png (http://s660.photobucket.com/user/bazzap8389/media/58998ECE-40EF-4163-9FD7-C80E555299F6_zpsekym7jmj.png.html)
Pmsl hahahahhaa what a going on lol
im surprised there hasnt been any" zomfg what will the vboa say?!"
Doubt they'd give two fcuks about it either lol
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