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mk1nova_rich
21-11-15, 05:05 PM
Spent two hours cleaning my guitar, soldering in a new jack plug socket and fitting new strings only to snap a string tuning it back up :mad: should have bought two sets

pete17
21-11-15, 06:14 PM
Its been Cold!!!!!!!!!

mowgli
21-11-15, 07:01 PM
Poof

pete17
21-11-15, 07:07 PM
Poof

:eek:

Edd
21-11-15, 09:05 PM
My job has pissed me off

Decent money but

Fcuking bullshit management only looking after their personal targets is wearing me down

Andy
21-11-15, 09:13 PM
Poof

Damn right.Iv been up a ladder in my underpants today.Even sat on my back doorstep smoking and drinking too.Lovely sat in the sleet and snow.

Andy
21-11-15, 09:14 PM
My job has pissed me off

Decent money but

Fcuking bullshit management only looking after their personal targets is wearing me down

No friends in bsns mate lol

Edd
21-11-15, 09:24 PM
True

I'm just feel I'm getting too old for putting up with jumped up dicks with a shirt and tie treating people like dirt

For instance, my bosses boss wants to reduce the costs, there used to be 3 of us doing my job, now there is just me, a massive struggle tbh
Don't even get break cover
I questioned it, and got told if you don't like it fuck off and get another job elsewhere

That kinda carry on pissed me off

If I didn't need the money or was spoken to like that in the street blood would be flowing

Andy
21-11-15, 09:25 PM
If you can find equivalant money then bolt.

Edd
21-11-15, 09:36 PM
That's the problem I can't

Took me 3 years to get the job as it's one of the best salaries in town but since the takeover it's got hideous

Probably have to take the redundancy package next time it's offered

Andy
21-11-15, 09:44 PM
Just do what mongheads do and blaze up/bomb some fast on ya break to cope lol

Benn
23-11-15, 02:07 PM
Edd, what is it you do?>

Jack
23-11-15, 06:06 PM
Missing out on a bit of trim on ebay for $10 because I forgot it ended last night :(

brainsnova
23-11-15, 09:38 PM
Not being able to see the dodge

mowgli
23-11-15, 09:47 PM
Mostly he passes in pop bottles, I believe......lol

Edd
24-11-15, 10:08 AM
38 today

Feel old lol

bazzap8389
24-11-15, 04:10 PM
It's only a number lol

happy birthday mate. Have a good one :cheers:

Iain
24-11-15, 04:13 PM
Albeit a large number.

Stuart
24-11-15, 04:14 PM
38 today

Feel old lol

is that it.... I'd have said 83 based on the bunched panties :p

turbojolt
24-11-15, 05:10 PM
The people of Rotherham and Sheffield that wander the streets like gormless zombies......seriously is their something in the water up north?

Southie
24-11-15, 05:36 PM
38 today

Feel old lol
I was 39 the other week, not long now to the big 40 :cry:

Happy birthday young man :beer:

pete17
24-11-15, 07:23 PM
I was 39 the other week, not long now to the big 40 :cry:

Happy birthday young man :beer:

Wonder what the average age of PNG member is?? i am 36, surly we are all around the same age to be able to remember/own these old vauxhall rot boxes???

ps Happy birthday Mr China

Dar
24-11-15, 07:27 PM
Happy Birthday:cheers:
Age is just a number. I still feel the same now as I did when I was 20ish.

wwmnw
24-11-15, 09:21 PM
29 here, I'd imagine bar the odd under 25 the average age must be 30.

brainsnova
24-11-15, 09:34 PM
I'm 33 34 and still feel like my 20's but 30 times the amount of money

mk1nova_rich
24-11-15, 09:37 PM
25

pete17
24-11-15, 10:10 PM
I'm 33 34 and still feel like my 20's but 30 times the amount of money

yea more money but way more things to pay for now im in my 30's. in my teens i had on my number plate, "You can sleep in your car, but you cant race your house" how wrong was i !!!! i wouldnt swap my house for any car!!

wwmnw
25-11-15, 07:02 AM
Pics of your house?

turbojolt
25-11-15, 06:17 PM
His house is in Chesterfield it will just be some hay scrapped together

pete17
25-11-15, 06:29 PM
His house is in Chesterfield it will just be some hay scrapped together

not in chesterfield anymore TJ moved out to the country side, plenty of sheep for you out here!!lol

ShawnAzzopardi
25-11-15, 06:58 PM
Nova still leaks water inside when it rains..

turbojolt
25-11-15, 07:18 PM
not in chesterfield anymore TJ moved out to the country side, plenty of sheep for you out here!!lol

The country side is only 5 mins from chesterfield lol

millworm
25-11-15, 10:57 PM
Nova still leaks water inside when it rains..

it rains in malta?!!!

millworm
25-11-15, 10:58 PM
Don't think my "easy" conversion on my daily is going to be ready before I have to go back to work, seriously regretting it and wishing I'd just made the pinto injection instead :(

ShawnAzzopardi
26-11-15, 03:37 AM
it rains in malta?!!!
Not often, but when it rains, it fucking rains

wwmnw
26-11-15, 06:57 AM
Nova still leaks water inside when it rains..
Factory fitted leak mate, they all have one!

ShawnAzzopardi
26-11-15, 05:16 PM
Factory fitted leak mate, they all have one!
I've tried sealing the heater fan; nope. Underneath the battery, still nope. Gonna try from the inside now

Edit: well, I've tried sealing as much as I could. If this doesn't work, either a) kill myself, b) crush the Nova, or c) a few bits of sheet metal, and a bunch of sealer, and I'll just block off the vents between the windshield wipers, so no water will get in.

Andy
26-11-15, 08:04 PM
Factory fitted leak mate, they all have one!

Iv never had any leaks in any of the novas iv owned

pete17
26-11-15, 08:36 PM
Iv never had any leaks in any of the novas iv owned

what it doesnt even leak without any windows???? lol

paul james
26-11-15, 08:47 PM
Theres not that many places on a Nova for water to get in. Do you have a sunroof on it?

Jack
26-11-15, 10:07 PM
Not being able to see the dodge
Peekaboo lol

http://i.imgur.com/3ZVQPlE.jpg

wwmnw
26-11-15, 10:37 PM
The roads from Skipton to Thirsk, shitty little roads with every idiot blinding me then single track roads with idiots doing 60 mph down them around bends they cant see round.

Honestly, if you're on a single track road or a narrow back road and you cant see whats coming round the corner, slow it down a bit, if there's a tractor/truck coming are you gonna be able to stop in time? I doubt it. I take most corners (depending how sharp they are) between 20-30 mph if I cant see whats coming and still end up having close calls!

ShawnAzzopardi
27-11-15, 03:55 AM
Theres not that many places on a Nova for water to get in. Do you have a sunroof on it?
Nope, it's from the scuttle shelf somewhere, because I always end up with water on my side of the carpet. I checked under the dash, and there is quite a bit of rust, so that's probably where.

bazzap8389
27-11-15, 08:58 AM
Check the battery tray.

turbojolt
27-11-15, 06:04 PM
Check the battery tray.


Don't do this. Don't check anything on a nova ever it will just end up in tears

pete17
27-11-15, 06:56 PM
M1 motorway !!! always on a effing friday, some dumb ass either crashes, breaks down or like tonight loses 300 windscreens of the back of there lorry!!!!!! 2 and a half hours to do 20 miles arrrrrrr

Iain
27-11-15, 07:17 PM
Any Nova screens?

ShawnAzzopardi
27-11-15, 07:17 PM
Check the battery tray.
Oh, that's got about 17 feet of sealer on it.

ShawnAzzopardi
27-11-15, 07:21 PM
M1 motorway !!! always on a effing friday, some dumb ass either crashes, breaks down or like tonight loses 300 windscreens of the back of there lorry!!!!!! 2 and a half hours to do 20 miles arrrrrrr
Try having the stupid mother f**king CHOGM happening in your shithole of a country, and literally everywhere is closed, so you gotta make detours through some of the nastiest roads around..

God bless the Queen.

pete17
27-11-15, 07:41 PM
Try having the stupid mother f**king CHOGM happening in your shithole of a country, and literally everywhere is closed, so you gotta make detours through some of the nastiest roads around..

God bless the Queen.

i had to drive through huthwaite then holmewood then bolsover, im lucky to have made it home alive!!!!lollol

pete17
27-11-15, 08:00 PM
Any Nova screens?

think they might all be smashed lol

Jack
28-11-15, 11:13 PM
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT

House
28-11-15, 11:30 PM
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT

The entire John Lewis ad campaign makes "Dave the Chimp" want to come out his box!! It's total dog shite

meritlover
29-11-15, 12:24 AM
When i look throubthe Aldi telescope i can see Uranus

mowgli
29-11-15, 09:41 AM
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT
Jack. You may well be someone who wants to watch the night sky thru an expensive telescope. The average Audi telescope purchaser is the mother of a teenage boy, who is unaware of him wanting to look at naked women in their bedrooms

mowgli
29-11-15, 09:42 AM
The stupid Aldi parody of the John Lewis ad. Sure, yes, your crapbox £60 telescope is cheaper than a £100+ Celestron Astromaster, but THATS BECAUSE ITS SHIT
Jack. You may well be someone who wants to watch the night sky thru an expensive telescope. The average Aldi telescope purchaser is the mother of a teenage boy, who is unaware of him wanting to look at naked women in their bedrooms

Andy
29-11-15, 10:14 AM
Hahahahahahhahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol

Jack
29-11-15, 04:58 PM
You missed my point. Yes by all means for perving on the local cougar it'll no doubt be fine. But comparing it to the Celestron is like... do you see Peugeot marketing department comparing the poverty spec 108 to an Audi S3? No

mk1nova_rich
29-11-15, 09:36 PM
If its anything like the rest of Aldi stuff, it will probably be cheaper AND better lol

wwmnw
29-11-15, 10:01 PM
The hangover I had today, only intended to spent £30 last night, ended up shit faced and in bed til half 6 this afternoon dieing a heroes death. It kept getting worse though.

pete17
29-11-15, 10:05 PM
The hangover I had today, only intended to spent £30 last night, ended up shit faced and in bed til half 6 this afternoon dieing a heroes death. It kept getting worse though.

if the hangover lasts longer than the night out, your too old to go out anymorelol

wwmnw
30-11-15, 08:15 AM
Time to knock it on the head then lol tbh next year I'll be cutting it right back as I'll start getting serious with my training. Not gonna quit drinking alcohol but will cut it out for as long as I can. Need to shift this belly.

bazzap8389
30-11-15, 08:51 AM
I haven't been training seriously since last year, I went from being really lean to around 17 % body fat and a fair drop in muscle mass. I still go to the gym but just not been arsed to go with the same intensity as before. Motivation is dwindling and diet just hadn't been good recently. The worst thing about it is I'm just not bothered just now.

Iain
30-11-15, 09:13 AM
Why does this thread always descend into people talking about training and weight lifting and body building and protein shakes and steroids and lunging.

mk1nova_rich
30-11-15, 07:09 PM
lol lol my bug bear is overuse of the word 'training'...surely unless you are doing cardio/strength exercise to improve at a sport you do then surely its just 'going to the gym'

turbojolt
30-11-15, 07:10 PM
Just done some squats and drunk some green tea....knocked on the neighbours door to let them know and announced it on twitter. Facebook. MySpace. Bebo and Craigs list

turbojolt
30-11-15, 07:11 PM
Being moved from weekly pay to monthly....in feck g December proably the most expensive month of the year and on top of that I have a 1k fine to pay before the 20th as well. ....so mega broke ffs!

mk1nova_rich
30-11-15, 07:15 PM
Being moved from weekly pay to monthly....in feck g December proably the most expensive month of the year and on top of that I have a 1k fine to pay before the 20th as well. ....so mega broke ffs!

Ouch :( we are being moved onto monthly pay also to move us in line with salary staff and new starters. Will be interesting to see how long they expect us to go without a payday...it will be met with fierce resistance

turbojolt
30-11-15, 07:57 PM
It wasn't going to be a easy change at anytime of the year but this close to Christmas is rediclous. They are 1.5years late from taking me off agency as it is now they pull this shit. Would have rather just been left be tbh....weekly is/was awesome one weeks pay sorted rent and then I had 3 weeks of doing what I pleased pretty much lol

Andy
30-11-15, 08:05 PM
Just done some squats and drunk some green tea....knocked on the neighbours door to let them know and announced it on twitter. Facebook. MySpace. Bebo and Craigs list

Hahahahha

wwmnw
30-11-15, 09:11 PM
Why does this thread always descend into people talking about training and weight lifting and body building and protein shakes and steroids and lunging.

Squat for an hour on my tower of power xx

Southie
30-11-15, 09:45 PM
Realising today I've only got 3 weeks left at work till Christmas :(

mk1nova_rich
30-11-15, 10:17 PM
Realising today I've only got 3 weeks left at work till Christmas :(

Snap...but I don't see whats so bad about it?! :confused:

Bring on 18th December 3pm!!!

Benn
01-12-15, 12:35 PM
knocked on the neighbours door to let them know and announced it on Bebo and Craigs list

I used to love Bebo, met a few girls off there. They where good times.
Craigs list doesn't work over here tho... lol

Andy
01-12-15, 12:43 PM
Faceparty was class for slags lol

Benn
01-12-15, 12:46 PM
Is still full of duck faced orange girls...

NovalutionGSi
01-12-15, 12:58 PM
Is that really still going?? would have thought it would have died a death by now what with Twitter and Twatbook!

Stuart
01-12-15, 02:11 PM
Faceparty was class for slags lol

and Plenty of Fish

lots of pouty orange minges to plough :D

Rob H
01-12-15, 05:12 PM
£50 for a f'ing Christmas tree! Now I remember why I've had a fake 1 for last 10yr's lol. Feel free to tell me if I'm been tight bar steward but that to me seems a little extreme. Still ended up buying it though so not sure why I'm whinging lol.

Iain
01-12-15, 05:41 PM
My £10 B&M one is great

House
01-12-15, 07:58 PM
Screw Christmas, bloody Heart radio played Christmas songs all morning!! I mean what the actual fook. It's 24 days away, get bent with your Christmas crappy songs. Dave my inner chimp nearly stuck a bacon sandwich in the CD slot of the friggin' radio turn it in just play normal songs that sane people want to hear, all I can hear is "I wish it could be sodding Christmas" every-time I get a quiet 5 seconds.

Andy
01-12-15, 08:19 PM
Xmas hatorz make me piss myself lol

House
01-12-15, 08:21 PM
Xmas hatorz make me piss myself lol

Love Christmas, hate the bullcrap

mk1nova_rich
01-12-15, 10:05 PM
I love Christmas, but the hype and build up really does start too early

Benn
02-12-15, 12:04 AM
Snap^

I love it, getting things for people that will love and maybe be surprised by is the best bit.
But i think the decs shouldn't go up till near went the kids finish school. That's how my mum always did it, cause then its mega exciting and you know it's the 25th soon.

Now my mrs wants to put everything up on like the 1st of dec. It just becomes a bit anti climax but the time the week before the 25th.... And she pisses me off by saying i'm the miserable one cause i wont put the decs up early.

Yet i'm the one that gets excited, i do allthe work/thinking of gifts.

Andy
02-12-15, 01:03 AM
I dont mind them being up from 1st but by 2nd jan theyre down.some people keep em up longer which is daft as its well and truly done lol

turbojolt
03-12-15, 05:29 PM
Jumped up nepolion complex **** manager. I swear if he talks like he did on the phone to me tomorrow when I meet him I'm going to pull the little runt apart

House
03-12-15, 05:54 PM
Jumped up nepolion complex **** manager. I swear if he talks like he did on the phone to me tomorrow when I meet him I'm going to pull the little runt apart

And breath!!!!!

mowgli
03-12-15, 09:53 PM
I've just spent a couple of days digging out badly laid drains on a housing development and put them back properly.. no more leaks, and no backfalls.

Andy
04-12-15, 09:58 AM
Ebay duplicate listings.forty thousand listings for the same fucking oil

Jack
04-12-15, 12:40 PM
Ebay duplicate listings.forty thousand listings for the same fucking oil
This x10000


Faceparty was class for slags lol
Hot or Not was the start lol

Faceparty was awesome though. Especially when their support staff just got fed up one day and deleted half the membership for no reason at all lol

torquey
04-12-15, 01:57 PM
Women nagging!!

House
04-12-15, 03:58 PM
Ugly women nagging is twice as bad!!

torquey
04-12-15, 04:01 PM
Lol you got ugly women nagging at you?

House
04-12-15, 06:35 PM
Lol you got ugly women nagging at you?

Not at home luckily, my wife is fit but in general I reckon ugly woman moaning would be twice as bad as fit women moaning!!!

mowgli
04-12-15, 06:47 PM
Depends what you are doing to get her moaning tbh.......

House
04-12-15, 07:01 PM
Depends what you are doing to get her moaning tbh.......

Hmmmm I guess, I've always found holding their head down and doing a guff on their head gets them moaning!!!!!!

mk1nova_rich
04-12-15, 07:34 PM
Adjustable spanner....now embedded in the wall at the other side of the workshop. In theory they are a great tool but in practice they are just fucking shite

Andy
04-12-15, 07:43 PM
This x10000


Hot or Not was the start lol

Faceparty was awesome though. Especially when their support staff just got fed up one day and deleted half the membership for no reason at all lol
Fpmsl at H.O.N my score was quite respectable in the day lol
im more not than hot now lol.Proper lols on partychat though some epic memories.i was the first of my group of friends to slam a bird i met online lol

paul james
04-12-15, 08:36 PM
Adjustable spanner....now embedded in the wall at the other side of the workshop. In theory they are a great tool but in practice they are just fucking shite

Got a nice set of them for xmas a few years back. I've never managed to get any proper use out of them, only frustration as you can never really get them tight enough on anything. Have a tray full of proper spanners in my tool cabinet now and the adjustables never see the light of day.

wwmnw
04-12-15, 10:48 PM
not at home luckily, my wife is fit but in general i reckon ugly woman moaning would be twice as bad as fit women moaning!!!

pics or gtfo!!!

House
05-12-15, 06:42 AM
Hahahahaha

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/04/8d7e7eda817fa0874ce097303d0394b3.jpg

That's on our wedding day in Vegas in October!!!

My brother and all his mates call me Jason Puncheon after the Palace footballer cos I'm punching well above my weight with her!! I'm proper ugly!!!

Iain
05-12-15, 07:20 AM
The last sentence above isnt a lie, I'm honestly not sure how hes done it.

rich a
05-12-15, 04:55 PM
1 nill to puncheon I reckon very nice bud

Andy
05-12-15, 05:04 PM
Football results.why cant i win some decent money lol

mk1nova_rich
05-12-15, 05:05 PM
Football results.why cant i win some decent money lol

Haha what did you pick mate?

wwmnw
05-12-15, 06:19 PM
Hahahahaha

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/12/04/8d7e7eda817fa0874ce097303d0394b3.jpg

That's on our wedding day in Vegas in October!!!

My brother and all his mates call me Jason Puncheon after the Palace footballer cos I'm punching well above my weight with her!! I'm proper ugly!!!

Pics of you? Good looking woman but has she got a good personality too?

House
05-12-15, 08:48 PM
1 nill to puncheon I reckon very nice bud

Thanks Rich!!!


Pics of you? Good looking woman but has she got a good personality too?

She's the best mate!! She's Scottish, although she's lived in Kent for most of her life!! She's got an acid tongue and doesn't take any crap but she's also got a wicked sense of humour!! We've been together 13 years and got married this October by Elvis in Vegas!! I would post the video but I'll never live it down!!!!

As for me, I was on a wedding diet but like cake too much!!!

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/grahampointing/_DSC2968.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/grahampointing/media/_DSC2968.jpg.html)

Andy
05-12-15, 09:24 PM
You must have genitalia like two binbags either side of a telegraph pole
Lol only joking mate lol

Andy
05-12-15, 09:34 PM
Haha what did you pick mate?
Saints chelsea man utd man city all let me down

mk1nova_rich
05-12-15, 11:30 PM
Saints chelsea man utd man city all let me down

I thought I was being ambitious with Stoke to draw lol got draw ht/arsenal ft and saints villa draw right though ffs

was one off a fourfold on horses too :mad:

Benn
06-12-15, 12:20 PM
Gloss painting woodwork.

bazzap8389
06-12-15, 12:25 PM
I started removing gloss from woodwork yesterday. What a mare

totalnova
06-12-15, 01:00 PM
I'm regrouting, painting the ceiling and redoing silicon in the bathroom tomorrow, can't wait.........

Iain
06-12-15, 01:14 PM
I have a newly plastered hallway to paint incl stripping skirts back to wood. Were all in the same boat ha ha

totalnova
06-12-15, 01:34 PM
The wife has been bugging me for weeks and keeps giving me grief if I work on the Nova and neglect the house, so have to keep her happy or I wont eat.

House
06-12-15, 02:21 PM
I'm going to India on Thursday, flying Air India (ranked 57th out of 60 airlines for safety) not expecting to return so eating steak and drinking as much alcohol as possible!!

Edd
06-12-15, 02:42 PM
One of my chicken's has gone lame

Gonna have to smash it over the head tomorrow I think :(

wwmnw
06-12-15, 03:12 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/grahampointing/_DSC2968.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/grahampointing/media/_DSC2968.jpg.html)

Wouldn't kick either of you out of bed for farting.

Mike
06-12-15, 03:15 PM
Astra Mk5 head light bulb replacement.... ballache.

House
06-12-15, 03:16 PM
Wouldn't kick either of you out of bed for farting.

You know all the good chat up lines!!!! Hahaha

totalnova
06-12-15, 03:20 PM
Astra Mk5 head light bulb replacement.... ballache.

Was it a front bumper off job? I know my Mrs old corsa d was unless you have small feminine hands like her, so yes the bumper had to come off, god forbid she helps out

Iain
06-12-15, 03:42 PM
I did a sidelight bulb on a Corsa D last night. Only a washer bottle neck and battery out job. Oh modern cars....

House
06-12-15, 03:45 PM
Mk 6 r32 is something like a 6 hour job for a headlight iirc

Mike
06-12-15, 03:52 PM
Was it a front bumper off job? I know my Mrs old corsa d was unless you have small feminine hands like her, so yes the bumper had to come off, god forbid she helps out

Acess panel on inner arch liner. Awesome idea when its been raining and all mud and shit in the arch is all sloppy.

Corsa C & D are an utter PITA, along with 206 HDi's!

Rob H
06-12-15, 03:52 PM
I'm sure they make things a nightmare to work on nowadays in hope you might take it to the dealer lol.

House
06-12-15, 04:37 PM
I'm sure they make things a nightmare to work on nowadays in hope you might take it to the dealer lol.

I guess the only issue there is the dealer is still gonna charge you £150 an hour or whatever dealers charge!!

I remember my old Fiat Coupe, dealer listed the cambelt and 15 hours, engine out job!!!!

pete17
06-12-15, 04:58 PM
I guess the only issue there is the dealer is still gonna charge you £150 an hour or whatever dealers charge!!

I remember my old Fiat Coupe, dealer listed the cambelt and 15 hours, engine out job!!!!

Mmmmmm Fiat coupe, please say it was the 20v turbo one, man they used to fly!!!!

House
06-12-15, 05:01 PM
Mmmmmm Fiat coupe, please say it was the 20v turbo one, man they used to fly!!!!

It certainly was, few choice mods, FMIC, adjustable thingy ma jig, made good power, the only car Kerry actually liked!! lollol

Benn
06-12-15, 06:01 PM
Mmmmmm Fiat coupe, man they used to fly!!!!

One flew at me a Castle Combe once...

mowgli
06-12-15, 06:19 PM
My niece has a 10 reg Clio. The th headlamp blew. We couldn't see any way to replace it. I rang the main dealer. They told me that they couldn't tell me how to do it, but their service dept could swap it for me. Now it is illegal to drive with a faulty headlamp, and if you drive in france, where the Clio is made, you actually have to carry a full set of bulbs..... so they still wouldnt tell me how to do it. So i told my brother that i couldnt fix it and why. He rang the dealer and got put thru to the boss.... 1 bollocking later and we were told to remove the bumper. There should be a European law about this. It should take no more than a minute to swap a headlamp bulb.

raf24
06-12-15, 07:18 PM
All the cars mentioned are a pita to fit headlamp bulbs to but every one including the clio are done by myself and my boss on a daily basis with no need for bumper removal,yes they are fiddly to do but i do them every day at work so I suppose I'm just used to it.

pete17
06-12-15, 07:19 PM
One flew at me a Castle Combe once...

i remember driving one when they first came out, i was about 21 and i changed down to 3rd to overtake a lorry and the thing spun the wheels and tried to spit me off the road!!!.....booooooosstttttttt!!!! lol

Edd
07-12-15, 03:56 PM
Mother's at the school gate that look like they've spent 4 hours putting make up on just to pick their kids up

Snooty bitches

Seriously wtf

totalnova
07-12-15, 04:13 PM
All the cars mentioned are a pita to fit headlamp bulbs to but every one including the clio are done by myself and my boss on a daily basis with no need for bumper removal,yes they are fiddly to do but i do them every day at work so I suppose I'm just used to it.

You must have girly small hand then :d

raf24
07-12-15, 05:53 PM
You must have girly small hand then :d

Quite the opposite actually my hands are massive..double jointed fingers though :p

mk1nova_rich
07-12-15, 07:15 PM
Mother's at the school gate that look like they've spent 4 hours putting make up on just to pick their kids up

Snooty bitches

Seriously wtf

lol I work about 100 yards from a primary school so i know exactly what you mean. Most of them are absolutely dog rough too...you could count on one hand the mums you would actually shag...well the ones you would admit to wanting to shag anyway

pete17
07-12-15, 07:22 PM
lol I work about 100 yards from a primary school so i know exactly what you mean. Most of them are absolutely dog rough too...you could count on one hand the mums you would actually shag...well the ones you would admit to wanting to shag anyway

Rich aka MILF Hunterlol

Benn
07-12-15, 08:03 PM
i remember driving one when they first came out, i was about 21 and i changed down to 3rd to overtake a lorry and the thing spun the wheels and tried to spit me off the road!!!.....booooooosstttttttt!!!! lol

No no. This one left the round after hitting the armco in front of where i and 2 marshals where standing...

mk1nova_rich
07-12-15, 09:37 PM
Rich aka MILF Hunterlol

Even I have my limits lol half of them are grandparents by 35 lol

total_vauxhall
07-12-15, 09:50 PM
Arsehole time wasters on ebay .
Sold a corsa only for the lad to say he looked how far away i was and cant travel that far . (Why not look before bidding clown)
Then removed the wide arch nova shell even recived a deposit . Then nothing but excuses for 2 weeks as to why he cant come n collect it and pay the rest . Waited in 3 days only for him not to turn up .

What are people on .

bazzap8389
08-12-15, 03:00 AM
Just made a **** of a very expensive bit of metal. Fml

Iain
08-12-15, 11:08 AM
Good job you did that after the redundancies were chosen lol

bazzap8389
08-12-15, 11:51 AM
Such a bad time for an expensive fuck up, I'm going to be unemployed as fuck lol

Andy
08-12-15, 11:54 AM
What happened?

bazzap8389
08-12-15, 11:57 AM
I had a size in my head I was going for that wasn't on the drawing so I took it oversize. Job is being welded up at the moment though so should have it back for tonight.

Andy
08-12-15, 12:03 PM
Least it can be saved.What material was it?

bazzap8389
08-12-15, 12:05 PM
Aye it was a weld repair anyway so I knew it would be getting welded but it's 625 inconel lol

mk1nova_rich
08-12-15, 05:38 PM
Mild steel FTW lol bin it and start again

I wish Ticketmaster would hurry themselves up, supposed to be going to see Dynamo next wednesday and still not got my tickets :mad:

totalnova
09-12-15, 07:20 PM
Diy I fucking hate sealing showers with silicon sealant, bloody stuff gets everywhere and no matter how many times I use it I never get any better.

EwanG
09-12-15, 07:32 PM
Diy I fucking hate sealing showers with silicon sealant, bloody stuff gets everywhere and no matter how many times I use it I never get any better.
You can stick masking tape on each side of the joint leaving enough for a bead of silicone. Then slap it on smooth off and take the tape off. Finally wet your finger and lightly run it along the bead. Job done!

Edd
09-12-15, 07:37 PM
Exactly the way I do it

totalnova
09-12-15, 08:03 PM
You can stick masking tape on each side of the joint leaving enough for a bead of silicone. Then slap it on smooth off and take the tape off. Finally wet your finger and lightly run it along the bead. Job done!

That's the way I do it but I always seem to be covered in the stuff or the masking tape isn't sticky enough and lifts off, I just hate the stuff

paddy235
09-12-15, 08:23 PM
Some builders I know use some fairy liquid on their fingers, it is defiantly messy stuff

Southie
09-12-15, 08:30 PM
Ate a full soreen loaf today, oh my god I've more wind than a hurricane building up inside :(

Andy
09-12-15, 08:34 PM
Fags.sealing up is easy

Southie
09-12-15, 08:35 PM
Fags.sealing up is easy
:confused:

torquey
09-12-15, 09:11 PM
Getting stuck in roadworks for 45 minutes on way home really pissed me off.

wwmnw
09-12-15, 09:17 PM
The universal cut and solder lambda sensor didn't do a decent job and still gave codes so just spent £44 on a straight fit one, £44 was with 11% discount too :(

wwmnw
09-12-15, 09:18 PM
Ate a full soreen loaf today, oh my god I've more wind than a hurricane building up inside :(

Didn't you have an issue with protein windyness recently too?

Southie
09-12-15, 09:33 PM
Didn't you have an issue with protein windyness recently too?
Yep, my protein and fibre diet is maxed out lol

If Novas ran on methane then I could make a Nova go a 1000 miles lol

torquey
12-12-15, 06:18 PM
Went to check nova in garage and fukin roof is leaking. Damp as in there now and steering wheel was mouldy. Pissed off ain't the word.

ShawnAzzopardi
12-12-15, 06:50 PM
Went to check nova in garage and fukin roof is leaking. Damp as in there now and steering wheel was mouldy. Pissed off ain't the word.
I know the feeling mate. My Nova leaks, and I have absolutely no fucking idea where from.

dgbnova#1
12-12-15, 07:21 PM
Need to get some airflow in there will help keep the damp out and fix leak obovusly

torquey
12-12-15, 07:27 PM
Garage roof leaking I mean not the nova. I left window open slightly so it's got damp inside.

mowgli
12-12-15, 08:54 PM
My right shoulder. It is killing me .. 600mg of ibuprofen knocks the edge off for about 1/2 hr. If I visit the quack, he'll tell me to rest and take painkillers....

mk1nova_rich
12-12-15, 09:03 PM
My right shoulder. It is killing me .. 600mg of ibuprofen knocks the edge off for about 1/2 hr. If I visit the quack, he'll tell me to rest and take painkillers....

Or sign you off on permanent sick lol

EwanG
12-12-15, 09:18 PM
Obviously damp is from rain creeping in. So take time and try to work out where its coming in. Sometimes it needs the process of illimination Try this try that and you will get there. I had that with my garage then the conservatory.

torquey
12-12-15, 09:44 PM
Yeh shitty flat roofs seems to be coming in at the join. Looks like the felt has gone.

Benn
13-12-15, 10:14 AM
The universal cut and solder lambda sensor didn't do a decent job and still gave codes so just spent £44 on a straight fit one, £44 was with 11% discount too :(

1. you got a cut and shut one? Christ might of well used bubble gum. They are utter shite.
2. 44 quid is bloody cheap. Stop moaning.

turbojolt
13-12-15, 11:29 AM
The human race

Iain
13-12-15, 11:39 AM
You're too fat to be in any race

mowgli
13-12-15, 11:56 AM
Or sign you off on permanent sick lol like I'm doing that

turbojolt
13-12-15, 12:02 PM
You're too fat to be in any race


Pie eating is a kind of race

ShawnAzzopardi
14-12-15, 07:20 PM
I got to school and I realized my alternator belt was screaming. Started off the day really well. Went to buy a new one, only to find out out of 4 lessons at school, we'd only have the one, so I spent 45 minutes driving in traffic for a single lesson. New alternator belt is in, and it's screaming.. because it's a bit loose.

torquey
04-01-16, 10:25 PM
Back to work!

Benn
04-01-16, 10:45 PM
I got to school and I realized my alternator belt was screaming. Started off the day really well. Went to buy a new one, only to find out out of 4 lessons at school, we'd only have the one, so I spent 45 minutes driving in traffic for a single lesson. New alternator belt is in, and it's screaming.. because it's a bit loose.

Gutted, guess they don't post on line stuff like that there..


Back to work!

Pfft some of us didn't really break for crimbo. Some of us sat bored in the office doing nothing!

Andy
09-01-16, 02:41 PM
My welder shitting itself midway through building my new work bench.Im fukkin raging beyond belief.

Benn
09-01-16, 06:34 PM
I burnt out and set on fire my soldering gun i use for plastic welding.

Scottcooper85
09-01-16, 09:37 PM
My arse is too big to fit in my bucket seats and my indicators have thrown some sort of earth fault wobbly :mad:

totalnova
10-01-16, 12:12 PM
Roose wanting 10 pound delivery on a 13 pound hose that's 15 cm long and will weigh naff all, bloody ridiculous and I won't pay it

Benn
10-01-16, 03:06 PM
Really? I found them good with posted,

totalnova
10-01-16, 05:51 PM
If I was ordering a box of hoses I could swallow it but it's ridiculous

Iain
10-01-16, 05:57 PM
You rang them up and they refused to pop it in 2nd class for you cheaper?

totalnova
10-01-16, 06:51 PM
No its a Sunday and I wanted to moan.

Benn
10-01-16, 08:49 PM
I bought some of mine 1 at a time as i use really use Nova hoses now. Sure it was just std 3-5 quid postage in a padded envelope.

turbojolt
11-01-16, 09:50 PM
Got to resit my ACS testing this week (gas qualifications) after 5 years I'm bound to have forgotten alot of more abscuer stuff that's just not needed in my job and I'm bricking it lol

torquey
11-01-16, 10:23 PM
Life's routines..

Jack
11-01-16, 11:00 PM
Spending 30 minutes hunting round the entire house looking for parcel tape. Clearly, instead of it being in the drawer that has all the tapes, glues, spare bulbs etc, it needs to be in a random cake tin on top of a cupboard. And the sellotape always lives in the cutlery drawer...

#wifelogic

Andy
11-01-16, 11:05 PM
Somebody ballsed a cake up recently? lol

Rob H
12-01-16, 06:26 AM
Spending 30 minutes hunting round the entire house looking for parcel tape. Clearly, instead of it being in the drawer that has all the tapes, glues, spare bulbs etc, it needs to be in a random cake tin on top of a cupboard. And the sellotape always lives in the cutlery drawer...

#wifelogic

I get similar from the misses constantly, I can put something down leave the room for literally 2 minutes come back and it's gone... leaves you questioning your sanity sometimes lol.

totalnova
12-01-16, 01:53 PM
To be fair my wife is a clean freak so I know where most things are as they have 'their place' the garage on the other hand, she would have a heart attack if she went in there .

mk1nova_rich
12-01-16, 07:17 PM
To be fair my wife is a clean freak so I know where most things are as they have 'their place' the garage on the other hand, she would have a heart attack if she went in there .

Our lass hates having things out in the house, which would be fair enough if these things were put away neat and tidy...instead there is a drawer in the kitchen rammed full of shite. Luckily I hardly ever have to go in this drawer or it would find itself at the bottom end of the garden lol

Benn
13-01-16, 12:16 PM
Our lass hates having things out in the house, which would be fair enough if these things were put away neat and tidy...instead there is a drawer in the kitchen rammed full of shite. Luckily I hardly ever have to go in this drawer or it would find itself at the bottom end of the garden lol

Funny my Mrs does that same kinda thing. "looks i've tidied up and put all this way here.." Prob the rest is that just rammed and jammed away "out of sight"

Total waste of time.

totalnova
13-01-16, 12:55 PM
Our lass hates having things out in the house, which would be fair enough if these things were put away neat and tidy...instead there is a drawer in the kitchen rammed full of shite. Luckily I hardly ever have to go in this drawer or it would find itself at the bottom end of the garden lol
We have a junk draw in the kitchen, people actually take the piss that even that is organised and everything is in its place. As much as I like the house being clean it does get a bit much.

Andy
13-01-16, 01:47 PM
When we were moving i was ruthless with throwing junk away.People were saying i cant believe ya chucking that away etc.im sick of holding on to stuff just in case i might use it once a decade lol

Benn
13-01-16, 06:53 PM
When we were moving i was ruthless with throwing junk away.People were saying i cant believe ya chucking that away etc.im sick of holding on to stuff just in case i might use it once a decade lol

Yea but it feels good doesn't it..

turbojolt
13-01-16, 11:36 PM
My gas retesting has been messed up. Spent the last two days on a refresher course that has fuck all to do with my qualifications basically.


Utter joke!

josh-sri
14-01-16, 08:07 AM
Getting ripped off for parts on here, hard enough trying to build this car without people taking your money and receiving nothing for it :mad:

Iain
14-01-16, 08:08 AM
Name and shame.

Unless it's me and I've forgotten to send you something. Lol

Jeff16v
17-01-16, 08:55 PM
.

turbojolt
17-01-16, 09:42 PM
Smokers

I hate the fact people smoke

I hate the fact smoking makes people smell

I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me

I hate the fact it seems accitble


I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?

My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!

mk1nova_rich
17-01-16, 10:45 PM
And why does throwing tab ends on the floor seem to be an acceptable form of littering?

turbojolt
17-01-16, 10:59 PM
And why does throwing tab ends on the floor seem to be an acceptable form of littering?

You know I will chew a lump out of you fucking face. Pm me your a dress and let's do something.

totalnova
17-01-16, 11:08 PM
Smokers

I hate the fact people smoke

I hate the fact smoking makes people smell

I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me

I hate the fact it seems accitble


I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?

My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!

Sorry to hear about your father, I agree with everything you say regarding smoking, I absolutely detest it.

Benn
18-01-16, 01:11 PM
Not really different to drinking tomuch.

Sorry to hear about your dad. My nan smoked 60 a day from when she was 12. Cut down to 20 a day at about 60ish years old. Died last june aged 94. Good innings you think? Sadly not, she has most forms of Cancer over the years.

JOHNBOYS
18-01-16, 08:51 PM
Smokers

I hate the fact people smoke

I hate the fact smoking makes people smell

I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me

I hate the fact it seems accitble


I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?

My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!
Sorry to hear this , don't know you but have been there , quit smoking myself last year ...

mk1nova_rich
18-01-16, 09:01 PM
You know I will chew a lump out of you fucking face. Pm me your a dress and let's do something.

Eh?? :confused:

Edd
18-01-16, 10:16 PM
I've given up for 2 weeks now

Seeing many positives

But I am even more grumpy than I normally am lol

JOHNBOYS
18-01-16, 11:50 PM
I've given up for 2 weeks now

Seeing many positives

But I am even more grumpy than I normally am lol

Yeah I noticed I was too , I also put on a stone and a half which I've only just managed to shift thank fuck lol

nova_niek
25-01-16, 08:13 AM
Smokers

I hate the fact people smoke

I hate the fact smoking makes people smell

I hate the fact smoking makes me smell when people do it around d me

I hate the fact it seems accitble


I really hate the fact my dad's inability to not smoke has resulted in him having a lung removed due to cancer and yet I still see people doing it. How any signs do you need?

My father is in the critical ward and is unlikely to survive. Please if you smoke and care about some one STOP!

My stepdaughter smokes like a bleeding chimney despite being pregnant again. Stupid caahnt just won't stop and doesn't care for whatever is inside her womb. The imbecile does not deserve to be pregnant with such a selfish attitude. She didn't stop during her first pregnancy and - lo and behold - gave birth to a healthy daughter. So all the more reason not to stop now either, it seems. I hate people like that.

nova_niek
25-01-16, 08:19 AM
Not really different to drinking tomuch.

Sorry to hear about your dad. My nan smoked 60 a day from when she was 12. Cut down to 20 a day at about 60ish years old. Died last june aged 94. Good innings you think? Sadly not, she has most forms of Cancer over the years.

That's the usual story told by most smokers - someone in their family reached nearly 100 years despite smoking heavily. Statistics prove that on average smokers die 13 years sooner. Your choice.

nova_niek
25-01-16, 08:20 AM
Can you tell I don't smoke? lol

Andy
31-01-16, 12:20 PM
Ballheads on ebay asking if you will post an item you clearly say you wont.Ok so can i send my own courier.Yeah but itl be extra for packing.So then he wins and asks if il sort courier and the cheapest one at that.Fuck off

Iain
31-01-16, 12:21 PM
Bought a Volvo yesterday, just been to the scrappy and there's one in the yard that is loads tidier than mine, ha ha.

mowgli
31-01-16, 07:01 PM
Menopausal wife....... basically the whole world is my fault, then there is the whole hot/cold thing. If you ever wondered why old people sleep in different beds... this is why.... I've had one decent nights sleep in the last year, when she took no.1 daughter to plymouth to look at the uni, and stayed the night.....

Andy
31-01-16, 07:11 PM
You need to have an affair lol

mk1nova_rich
31-01-16, 08:41 PM
Or move to the Arctic lol

brainsnova
31-01-16, 11:18 PM
Bought a Volvo yesterday, just been to the scrappy and there's one in the yard that is loads tidier than mine, ha ha.

Shit your getting old

brainsnova
31-01-16, 11:23 PM
Found 2 separate car door dents on my van. It can only of happened at my house as that's only time the driver side can be parked next to so I put a circle around each of them with 2 big arrows pointing to them as my van was dirty so the finger was my marker.

Iain
01-02-16, 07:43 AM
Shit your getting old
I got excited over the plastic boot liner available at the scrappy. It's so comfortable and practical oh yes.

NathanKirkpatrick
10-02-16, 07:58 PM
Was on my way out to te mechanics this evening to drop the Nova off. Anyways got a bit excited on a nice straight road and hit a damn big pot hole. I'm praying that there was no damage done to the wheel or front end. My ears are still ringing from the bang of it :(

Edd
11-02-16, 05:43 PM
not having enough spare time has pissed me off

Benn
11-02-16, 06:05 PM
People that park at a pump in the fuel station to just go and use the shop.

WTF is that all about? Why take up space at a pump that someone else needs to use and is waiting to use, to buy go monster "energy" drink and fags?
There is parkt the side or the forcourt for....... PARKING!

torquey
11-02-16, 07:13 PM
Bastard hernia pissing me off.

pete17
11-02-16, 07:13 PM
People that park at a pump in the fuel station to just go and use the shop.

WTF is that all about? Why take up space at a pump that someone else needs to use and is waiting to use, to buy go monster "energy" drink and fags?
There is parkt the side or the forcourt for....... PARKING!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^:thumb:

totalnova
11-02-16, 10:33 PM
The one that boils my piss is once they pay and get back in the car and just sit there for minutes and minutes doing god knows what, just pay for your fuel and fuck off.

mk1nova_rich
12-02-16, 07:30 PM
The one that boils my piss is once they pay and get back in the car and just sit there for minutes and minutes doing god knows what, just pay for your fuel and fuck off.

I was going to say that lol

One near me you have to wait ages for the fuel to be turned on cos they are always in the back bloody praying

mowgli
14-02-16, 03:14 PM
I once got into a row with a complete tool at the pumps, when i pulled up behind another car and started filling up. The other car left and a bloke pulled up behind me and started berating me for being selfish and not moving pumps and nothing I could say would calm him down, so i spent 5 more minutes fannying about to really make him livid. Then i calmly explained that he was obviously too stupid to understand how it had happened. And left.....

mowgli
14-02-16, 07:17 PM
I have a tooth abcess. My whole face is swollen. It really hurts and I've got to be up at 2:15am for work.....

Iain
14-02-16, 07:25 PM
Pics

mowgli
14-02-16, 07:54 PM
It's on my facebook but im buggered if i know how to share it.
Look up Michael Saunders Hinckley, and you'll find my toothache post.

Iain
14-02-16, 08:04 PM
I'm not signing up to that crap to see your funny looks. Someone can do it and post it here lol

mowgli
14-02-16, 08:16 PM
I just look uglier than normal. Then some get is pulling my top right front tooth out next week & charging me 220 quid.

Stuart
14-02-16, 08:44 PM
I just look uglier than normal. Then some get is pulling my top right front tooth out next week & charging me 220 quid.

£50ish on nhs :) job done

mowgli
14-02-16, 09:13 PM
I do get a false tooth and plate in the deal

Stuart
14-02-16, 09:20 PM
they keep trying to get me to have a false tooth... I like the gap as It fits fruit pastiles in :)

mowgli
14-02-16, 09:34 PM
You have a valid point there stu, but I've been told that I must have a full set of teeth

wwmnw
14-02-16, 11:24 PM
Just looked at the pic Mike, does look painful!

mowgli
15-02-16, 06:41 AM
Oh, it is... I've had broken bones that hurt less than this

nova_niek
15-02-16, 09:46 AM
Bloody electric power steering just packed up on the Lupo. That'll be a steering column out job. £££. Arse.

Jack
15-02-16, 02:14 PM
A girl in a Corsa shooting a red light on the way to work this morning and battering the side of the Avensis :roll: Annoying thing is it's a roundabout with traffic lights and she hit me on the OSF so if she decides to say it wasn't her fault (even after admitting it was her fault for skipping the red light at the scene) I'm up excrement creek with no form of propulsion and will need to faff around getting CCTV evidence from the nearby MOD cameras

On the bright side, good job it wasn't the GT4 lol Or a Nova, that would have fallen apart lmfao

Edd
16-02-16, 09:35 PM
Conza closing his project thread due to Internet police discovering his C20LET nova is still registered as a 1.2

Firstly, who cares?
Secondly, this place is dead enough already without people feeling they don't want to post on here
Thirdly, who cares if it's a 1.2 with a V6 in it?
No one else business

Iain
16-02-16, 09:49 PM
Who discovered anything, a few light hearted comments were made and someone got mardy over nothing

wwmnw
16-02-16, 09:50 PM
Conza closing his project thread due to Internet police discovering his C20LET nova is still registered as a 1.2

Firstly, who cares?
Secondly, this place is dead enough already without people feeling they don't want to post on here
Thirdly, who cares if it's a 1.2 with a V6 in it?
No one else business

Tax fraud, insurance fraud...

bazzap8389
16-02-16, 09:55 PM
Cant believe he'd chuck his toys out the pram and close a thread over a few 1.2 comments tbh.

Edd
16-02-16, 10:19 PM
Southie did a Spud lol

I drove around for years with a XE in my GTE
Cheap insurance and cheap tax
Loved every minute of it with no regrets or care

bazzap8389
16-02-16, 10:26 PM
I don't give a shit either lol wouldn't be closing my thread over that. Here's a sticker for you conza lol

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/bazzap8389/58998ECE-40EF-4163-9FD7-C80E555299F6_zpsekym7jmj.png (http://s660.photobucket.com/user/bazzap8389/media/58998ECE-40EF-4163-9FD7-C80E555299F6_zpsekym7jmj.png.html)

Andy
16-02-16, 11:35 PM
Pmsl hahahahhaa what a going on lol
im surprised there hasnt been any" zomfg what will the vboa say?!"

Edd
17-02-16, 12:40 AM
Doubt they'd give two fcuks about it either lol