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getting a phone call off my mate to tell me that the mig welder i lent him has been nicked out his shed!!! not a happy bunny now!!!!!
its down to him to find you a replacement one....
TeddyThom
06-03-13, 02:30 PM
why.....?
1. sense of direction too good?
2. lack of BO?
3. far too good comand of the english language?
4. lack of slightly comedy physical deformity?
1. Well I currently am a courier, so I assume that's a yes.
2. Shower regular...
3. Being english is an endangered species.
4. And I'm fat... Does that count?
Also was taking some doors off my scrap shell with a grinder (as the shell is going at some point today fingers crossed), proceeded to slip due to cramp, and put a huge gouge in the drivers side door. Ruined it. Proper fcuked off. But got the passenger one off ok.
turbojolt
06-03-13, 04:14 PM
drove my bird to her job interview, sat around waiting for over a hour, for her to come back sit in the car and phone her mum and tell her how it went with out a word being said to me!!!
****ing irritating rude bitch
so did she get it??? and did she get the job?? lol
was taking some doors off my scrap shell with a grinder (as the shell is going at some point today fingers crossed), proceeded to slip due to cramp, and put a huge gouge in the drivers side door. Ruined it. Proper fcuked off. But got the passenger one off ok.
is it a mk2?? if so, any chance of cutting out the bit of the floor under the back seat where the access panel to the fuel pump is?
i'm planning an internal pummp upgrade & want to be able to get at it in the future..
TeddyThom
06-03-13, 06:33 PM
is it a mk2?? if so, any chance of cutting out the bit of the floor under the back seat where the access panel to the fuel pump is?
i'm planning an internal pummp upgrade & want to be able to get at it in the future..
Would do mate but it's now gone. Sorry.
ah well.... always the bridesmaid etc.....
turbojolt
06-03-13, 08:04 PM
so did she get it??? and did she get the job?? lol
dont know dont care, she even had the cheek of asking me to take her to another one tommorow, **** that!
girlfriends mother has to be the most delusional **** wit ive ever met, fully admits to loving her pet ****ing skunk than any of her 4 children, told the bitch id snap its ****ing neck if it comes near me.
scott.parker
06-03-13, 11:28 PM
Grrr.. Right, long story shortend, been to a pub quiz with long standing mates, of over 20+ years, basically one of my mates loves to be centre of attention and alpha male etc, so he cracks person and some times nasty wise crak jokes etc, well tonight I snapped, now he's spun it to make me look perfetic an stupid, really rialed me, only think he does it to make up for his inadequcys, eg no missis, no house, crap working situation etc..
The missus says I should stop being so sensitive or stop going to the pub quiz..
:-\
My nova, fooking annoying thing :witch:
turbojolt
07-03-13, 06:43 PM
My nova, fooking annoying thing :witch:
never thought i would see the day lol
Go see my misfire thread mate, its sorted now but im still fecking pissed off with it!
turbojolt
07-03-13, 07:44 PM
time to fit a turbo engine?
Asa-James
07-03-13, 08:20 PM
Malware.
Jeff16v
07-03-13, 09:08 PM
The cat died while I was at home yestday and I haven't told the kids yet.
The cat died while I was at home yestday and I haven't told the kids yet.
Sorry to hear mate. That won't be easy. :(
I take it old age was the reason?
joff-turbo-nova
07-03-13, 09:41 PM
The cat died while I was at home yestday and I haven't told the kids yet.
I had to have mine put to sleep in December as he was bleeding internally from a tumor and was too weak to operate on - broke my heart to see him slip away.
We buried him in a box in the front garden - my 9 year old son wrote on the box "gone but not forgotten" :cry:
Joff
Jeff16v
07-03-13, 09:48 PM
Sorry to hear mate. That won't be easy. :(
I take it old age was the reason?
He Got in a fight a few months ago with another cat and got his eye torn open, never went out after. He went downhill after that really. He was about 14 but he was unhappy, took him to the vets several times and in the end there wasn't anything more they could do for him. The kids haven't noticed yet,
Jeff16v
07-03-13, 09:51 PM
I had to have mine put to sleep in December as he was bleeding internally from a tumor and was too weak to operate on - broke my heart to see him slip away.
We buried him in a box in the front garden - my 9 year old son wrote on the box "gone but not forgotten" :cry:
Joff
bad news Joff, I feel for you buddy.
Awww Joff, i feel for you bud, i lost my eldest cat last year, she was 15 years old and way too young to have gone but she had a growth in her throat and couldnt eat or breathe properly, i had to make the decision to have her put to sleep, i was truly gutted :cry:
He Got in a fight a few months ago with another cat and got his eye torn open, never went out after. He went downhill after that really. He was about 14 but he was unhappy, took him to the vets several times and in the end there wasn't anything more they could do for him. The kids haven't noticed yet,
That's so sad. The poor bugger! I'm a big cat/dog lover, and know how much he will have meant to your family.
Not that it's much of a consolation, but at least you have him to lay to rest.
Here's hoping you can find the best way to break the news.
Jeff16v
07-03-13, 10:08 PM
Awww Joff, i feel for you bud, i lost my eldest cat last year, she was 15 years old and way too young to have gone but she had a growth in her throat and couldnt eat or breathe properly, i had to make the decision to have her put to sleep, i was truly gutted :cry:
Cheers Spud, sorry you had to go through it mate,
That's so sad. The poor bugger! I'm a big cat/dog lover, and know how much he will have meant to your family.
Not that it's much of a consolation, but at least you have him to lay to rest.
Here's hoping you can find the best way to break the news.
Cheers fella, I think my 8 year old will understand but my 3 year old used to top his food bowl everyday. I think of a nice way to break the news.
Aaaww sorry to hear that Jeff.
Makes my 'coming home from holiday' sound so sh%te now.
Some fcuker hacking my email account,cunts :mad:
The neighbours. When they're not putting cars on my drive to work on them, their kids are tw~tting footballs against my cars. :mad:
Time to wire up the remote start on the GT4 again and scare the shat out of them lol
bazzap8389
08-03-13, 06:11 PM
^ can't beat remote start. The looks people used to give when they saw my car start up priceless lol
Jeff16v
08-03-13, 08:15 PM
Aaaww sorry to hear that Jeff.
Makes my 'coming home from holiday' sound so sh%te now.
Cheers Benn. Sh7t happens!
running out of **** paper once the cable was laid.
turbojolt
08-03-13, 08:24 PM
my brother hasn't had the best of luck with his cats
last year the cat we all grew up with was killed by some one that set there dog on the old girl, and the other day his other cat was hit by a car and died, it was the exact same day as the other one being killed
mk1nova_rich
08-03-13, 08:32 PM
Mk2 Astravan getting burnt out on Coronation Street :cry:lol
Mk2 Astravan getting burnt out on Coronation Street :cry:lol
Saddo, wtf you watching constipation street for lol
Mk2 Astravan getting burnt out on Coronation Street :cry:lol
Bas****s!!!
mk1nova_rich
08-03-13, 08:37 PM
I wasnt, our lass was and I came back into room and there it was lol
Yeah yeah, a likely fookin story :p
lol
mk1nova_rich
08-03-13, 08:57 PM
Yep :p
maddogdaz666
08-03-13, 10:04 PM
It looked tidy too! Before it got burnt out
Mrs Hobbit
11-03-13, 06:49 PM
People who don't change their tyres. Its half the reason you can't make it up a snowy incline :mad:
/\ i've never got a car stuck in or on snow due to inappropriate tyres & have never put snow tyres on a car either... its mostly due to prats wazzing the tits off it in 1st gear.
/\ i've never got a car stuck in or on snow due to inappropriate tyres & have never put snow tyres on a car either... its mostly due to prats wazzing the tits off it in 1st gear.
:thumb:
Mrs Hobbit
11-03-13, 07:14 PM
Really. This bt van looked like he was struggling at a crawl. Did see some going sideways 'wrazzing' in 1st gear lol
a few of these newer vans have really stoopid traction control thingys (i personally blame stu) that drop the revs right off at the first hint of a snowflake... there is an off button, but people rarely know what to press
Southie
11-03-13, 08:56 PM
Well today I noticed that we had a leak in the kitchen roof, went upstairs to the bathroom and ripped up bathroom flooring to find a hot water pipe leaking, someone has attached a copper pipe to a lead one :(
The other day my cooker and hob blew up so I'm piśs off to say the least... no money to fix any of it and the wife's going ballistic :(
Oh and I can't claim on the insurance as I had a claim two months ago on the house roof falling in where the attic is :(
maddogdaz666
11-03-13, 09:00 PM
Jarring my leg today an making it worse, the doctor said I should be off work for at least a week ad not doing anything strenuous as I've trapped a nerve. Time off work is no good when I'm self employed. And I've 2 engines to fit! :( oh and the painkillers the doctor has given me knocks me out as gives me constipation! Nice
Living room fire lights, but doesn't stay lit!
Always been crap, need to decide if we try and repair it, or replace it!!!!
maddogdaz666
11-03-13, 10:20 PM
Been messed about by a so called mate wanting to sell his car, so I asked about, found a buyer who has cash ready, I was willing to valet his car and show the buyer the car and ad a drink on the price. Now my 'mate' realised I'm going to make a profit on it he's gonna fix the problems and advertise it himself.
Wasting my fecking time the cun!
turbojolt
12-03-13, 09:41 AM
the not so sudden realisation my c.v must be **** as i havent had one job come back to me :tard:
the not so sudden realisation my c.v must be **** as i havent had one job come back to me :tard:
Just lazy scumbag failed estate agents not getting back to you...
Not my fault traction control exists, its mainly that most people car drive for **** these days and need stuff to literally stop the vehicle from moving for their and everyone elses safety lol
TeddyThom
12-03-13, 05:49 PM
Dropping a fruit machine off the tail lift on the lorry :/ made an almighty bang.
finding out il be on crutches for 6months after only been walking for a year ffs
back to stage one :(
turbojolt
13-03-13, 01:55 PM
i should be happy, but I'm pissed of with myself tbh
got offered a job interview, good job for me right now 3 days a week working nights in a warehouse, packing and driving, would have worked well around the gardening & fencing stuff I'm starting up and it paid just enough to pay my rent and council tax (win, win)
but the only day they can see me is a day I'm in court :roll:
turbojolt
13-03-13, 01:56 PM
finding out il be on crutches for 6months after only been walking for a year ffs
back to stage one :(
bad times mate, what happened you over done it exercise wise or something?
****ing phone has shat itself, again. least this one just about lasted a year i spose.
turbojolt
13-03-13, 05:56 PM
****ing phone has shat itself, again. least this one just about lasted a year i spose.
what phone you got i use to go through phones every 8 odd months, the only one that held its ground for nearly 2 years was a htc
what phone you got i use to go through phones every 8 odd months, the only one that held its ground for nearly 2 years was a htc
samsung galaxy ace, fine when it works otherwise it never has signal, battery life is crap & the screen cracks easily. wanting something that does the same job but not with android price tags!
Trivs_Tom
13-03-13, 06:22 PM
****ing phone has shat itself, again. least this one just about lasted a year i spose.
Come get that cash i owe you? That'll cheer you up lad!
Come get that cash i owe you? That'll cheer you up lad!
Bloody hell, thats a first, someone chasing someone up for money, only its for them to come collect it rather than having a :witch: to get it from them lol
bazzap8389
13-03-13, 07:37 PM
This
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/bazzap8389/Snapbucket/A2BF68E5_zps4aa44717.jpg
came into work this morning faced with that at my machine, actually it was a lot worse than that, that was after an hour of cleaning it out, and the labourer was off today so had to do it myself!
Mk2 Astravan getting burnt out on Coronation Street :cry:lol
According to the ****ers, they burned out a mk3. http://auto****e.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=16184&sid=c1732f6a01c3c5143dd46979c747ab63
http://i.imgur.com/WUlxmXR.jpg
You shouldn't be watching that **** anyway though man! lol
maddogdaz666
13-03-13, 08:18 PM
The pain from a trapped nerve in my leg is getting worse!
Jeff16v
13-03-13, 10:44 PM
My women passing wind! It's not right. She is faulty and needs a reboot.
turbojolt
18-03-13, 11:51 AM
took my dog for a walk around the local estate to help keep his nails down, and he started yanking cave him the usual 1/4inch correction pull and he slipped on the wet ground, started walking off and some trappy loud mouth northen skuzz bucket started yelling at me from her car "YOU SHOULD LOOK AFTER YOUR DOG BETTER YOU STUPID FOCKING C*UNT" then tried telling some bloke i was dragging my dog along the floor!!!!! im more pissed of because it was a bird giving it all the mouth so i could ping them out!
:mad: (on the plus side he didnt pull again)
Jeff16v
18-03-13, 07:09 PM
Tomorrow and Wednesday was the start of preparing the novas for the coming spring and show season, my newly 4 yr old daughter has spots that look like chicken pox and can't attend nursey for at least five days. My annual leave is no longer nova leave :(
joff-turbo-nova
18-03-13, 08:03 PM
Kids have a habit of doing that - my 6 month rebuild turned into 4 1/2 years due to my offspring !
Joff
i know that one... my red one didn't need restoring when i bought it, but after way too many years parked up due to lack of funds, it needed it
Tomorrow and Wednesday was the start of preparing the novas for the coming spring and show season, my newly 4 yr old daughter has spots that look like chicken pox and can't attend nursey for at least five days. My annual leave is no longer nova leave :(
Sit her in the car with a Ipad (or better) full of movies... Then you can work on it knowing shes close and safe...
This is why I built mine before having kids. lol
Having to share my Ben and Jerrys pissed me off... lol
Jeff16v
18-03-13, 09:45 PM
Sit her in the car with a Ipad (or better) full of movies... Then you can work on it knowing shes close and safe...
I'd love to, she not that type of kid, it'll be daddy................daddy...................daddy ..................daddy.................park, ice cream, scooter, hair dryer. :)
lol give her £20 and send her on...lol
Jeff16v
18-03-13, 10:13 PM
lol give her £20 and send her on...lol
Lol, she's 4 Benn, lol
I didn't say far... lol
And at 4 she shouldn't be colouring her hair...
Sky Insurance magically managing to lower my renewal quote by 200 quid after I told them I got a better offer from HIC.... I know that is the game for insurance companies but it has wound me right up! Grrr.
turbojolt
20-03-13, 04:40 PM
Sky Insurance magically managing to lower my renewal quote by 200 quid after I told them I got a better offer from HIC.... I know that is the game for insurance companies but it has wound me right up! Grrr.
yer getting insurance for cheaper pisses me off to grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Well your face...
Only messing, luff you really. Xxx
turbojolt
20-03-13, 04:56 PM
racist
turbojolt
20-03-13, 05:10 PM
thats it im telling mrs hobbit you used a bad word :p
im pissed off with searching for a van, its getting boring very fast! and i keep getting side tracked by looking at cars insteed lol
delivering bricks to idiots.
delivering bricks to idiots.
But I thought TJ was going into gardening and fencing, not construction lol
delivering bricks to idiots.
Thats normally fun.especially when they collect said bricks with their heads........
turbojolt
20-03-13, 05:34 PM
ohhhh no cyber bullys better go hang my self in my bedroom, or drink bleach
ohhhh no cyber bullys better go hang my self in my bedroom, or drink bleach
Need a hand with the child proof caps? Lol
turbojolt
20-03-13, 07:05 PM
they can be tricky
Cos you are a thick cunnt and nobody likes you,just die lol
I dont get cyber bullying.Flick the switch and it stops??
turbojolt
20-03-13, 07:12 PM
you sound just like my mum andy
Thats a bit harsh,id never call my kids thick cunnts??? lol
you sound just like my mum andy
Andy, wanna go out on a date? lol
Cos you are a thick cunnt and nobody likes you,just die lol
I dont get cyber bullying.Flick the switch and it stops??
See that's how i look at it. If its on facesh*te, don't go on, by txt, change your number.. email.. change your email address.
If none work, stab and twist.
bazzap8389
21-03-13, 02:22 PM
This...
http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/bazzap8389/Snapbucket/CADB7949_zpsb9e8ded2.jpg
absolute moron reversed out his drive without looking, (didnt even scrape his windows, only the windscreen) right in front of me in the snow... really clever. I'm absolutely raging. Just got back from the bodyshop between £2500 and £3000 of damage. But hey ho it goes in the bodyshop tomorrow and ive got a hire car for free for as long as i need it.
NOVA BUF
21-03-13, 05:13 PM
nova failed its mot... not impressed
turbojolt
21-03-13, 05:17 PM
nova failed its mot... not impressed
what did it fail on?
having to drive to wales in 10 hours times
NOVA BUF
21-03-13, 07:40 PM
Rust and emissions..... :/
That the fittings for my new boost gauge fit my old boost gauge, but the nicely made pipe from the old gauge doesn't fit the new one.. How does that work?
turbojolt
21-03-13, 08:19 PM
Rust and emissions..... :/
where in london are you? and how bad do you need it to pass
Rust and emissions..... :/
did you tell them it came like that new?? lol
one of the three phases powering the office being off, meaning we have no lights and 1/3rd of the building has no power... ultimately meaning the heating isnt as good as normal and having to use those piss awful fan heaters, dry eyes FTL
Jeff16v
22-03-13, 08:50 PM
Had to pay for an mot and car tax and insurance, no wait, that's the good news!
dad being a total tit about our shared workshop space yet again..... northern melt.
Nova being a dick and deciding it wasnt to misfire again, fecking thing!
turbojolt
23-03-13, 02:03 PM
Nova being a dick and deciding it wasnt to misfire again, fecking thing!
you think it might be a wiring problem
Not got a clue, its not as bad as before, and its much more intermittent than it was, will rev fine and hard after 4000rpm, but between tickover and 4000, it intermittently misses, rev it gently and its fine, give it some under load and it still misses but not as badly, seems better under load :wtf:
8valve-craig
23-03-13, 02:20 PM
Finding a Corsa D with leather in my breakers, started taking it out and thought "hang on that rear card looks well pissed...."
Turned out it had been in a massive smash which i hadnt noticed as i got into the clean side. N/s seats mullered :(
Not what you want when its snowing and freezing, climbing about wasting time in scrappies lol
8valve-craig
23-03-13, 02:32 PM
Its lovely down here.
It wouldnt have fitted in the van anyway so a blessing in disguise. Was full of lots more leathers :)
Really, wow i thought the entirity of the uk was under a white blanket right now, even we have white stuff and we never get any usually lol
turbojolt
23-03-13, 02:43 PM
dont worry spud im having trouble with mine to, i turn the key in the barrel and nothing happens :confused:
mk1nova_rich
23-03-13, 02:51 PM
dont worry spud im having trouble with mine to, i turn the key in the barrel and nothing happens :confused:
You connected the battery TJ? lol
dont worry spud im having trouble with mine to, i turn the key in the barrel and nothing happens :confused:
That could be because....
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4232/dsc00053fi.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/534/dsc00053fi.jpg/)
turbojolt
23-03-13, 02:56 PM
that could be the issue hmmmmm
im going to buy a small block this time round and some standard sr/gsi front seats, just to get it running
deneil_gsi2000
23-03-13, 03:38 PM
I was hoping to get some work done on the nova today but seeing as its buried under nearly 2 foot of snow, ill give it a miss lol
chrisd1986
23-03-13, 04:00 PM
snow and halfords website lieing to me, 1st they said i could collect from monday then soon as i pay they change it to tuesday grrrrrr im ready to kill myself if i have to drive round in silence for another week
Snow ceasing work on the Nova! :(
maddogdaz666
23-03-13, 06:30 PM
Fecking snow stalling me from going on a road trip to pick up numerous parts for numerous cars!
novadave24
23-03-13, 07:28 PM
work and poxy snowing :mad:
Spent all week on the heavy jetter so getting back in my boring old tanker is, well... Boring :(
Not finding shoes in my size.
http://i.imgur.com/FgvxBac.jpg
:roll:
mk1nova_rich
24-03-13, 12:05 PM
Total shutdown of the electrics?...or is it actually parked? :wtf:
Total shutdown of the electrics?...or is it actually parked? :wtf:
Well it is french... lol
The woman who drives it is just too lazy to park it in the (non-allocated) spaces for the three houses joined to us, which is just to the right of the pic:
http://i.imgur.com/jM6kF6k.jpg
...which we don't have a stake on, due to our house having a driveway, so she normally parks where I've put the GT4 - which is there as Hayley wanted to take her car to go shopping this morning. Clearly 206 woman is hacked off that I've parked in 'her' space lol
Thought she'd have been happy with it tbh, as I'm actually covering up the massive oil slick her french heap of crap has dumped on the kerb there!
turbojolt
24-03-13, 12:43 PM
i would flip the bitches car on it roof
can't hayley find some police aware tape???
jack it up on a trolley jack and swing it out of the way.. job done!
Why not just fire it and save the electrical inevitable???
Everything peugeot spontaneously combusts so ya gravy lol
Some ass clown running low on fuel and being handed a position that was undeserved.
Some ass clown running low on fuel and being handed a position that was undeserved.
That was ridiculous,he was clearly embarassed to be there...
maddogdaz666
24-03-13, 09:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/FgvxBac.jpg
:roll:
I'd leave the celica there for a good month.
Is she blocking your drive there too? Surely if you wanted you could phone the plod or council to complain, she hasn't got a leg to stand on! That's just rediculus!
parking on a path is actually an offence.. simple
maddogdaz666
25-03-13, 07:44 AM
Phone up and say its an abandended vehicle and have it towed lol
Id just kick her mirrors off, then start on the glass, then the bodywork gets it.
Yeah, thats our drive its blocking. I've taken the GT4 into work today, so I expect I'll find the pug parked there again when I get home! Might go take a pic of all the oil it keeps spewing all over the floor too and email it to the council lol
Shame the Nova is SORN'ed otherwise I'd dump that out there
Next time she parks there, repay the favour with the crlica, but leave it blocking the pug in for a week atleast!
actually the best bet is to go & see her to clear the air before it escalates & we see you in a tabloid paper or dodgy supermarket magazine
Went for lunch with the mrs as i was off work placed my food and drink order in a nice pub at 12:59.
Now it was a little busy, but not that bad.. Our food if cooked from frozen was 20min max, 1:30 i'm getting a bit annoyed. 1:45 i go back to the bar now very annoyed! To be told that the order didnt go thru to the kitchen.. "It's happened a few times, but the screen always says.. She must not of told you" has the bar girl...
That's when i got a full refund and told them the service was utter sh*t.
So had the day off as i was having a wisdom tooth out, get to the very posh privet clinic, ten mins early and take a seat.. Guy comes in after me.. Then a nurse walks in and says a name.. I thought it was mine but the other guy got up... My appointment was a 4:15, it's not 4:45.. Guy comes in and calls me... Saying hes sorry for the delay, but the guy that came in before me didn't hear right when they called MY NAME! Was only went looking in to his mouth they worked this out... Very worrying in my eyes..
Have a chat about what i'm having done. I then say " your very fast at taking teeth out.." the Doc says "oh no, wont be taking it out this time" ARE YOU FRIGGING KIDDING ME??!
So i've used a holiday day for funk all. Noe have to go back in may to have it removed...
Total waste of a day and pi$$ed me right off.
novadave24
26-03-13, 07:28 PM
getting poxy flat tyre just when want to leave work got to change poxy wheel :(
turbojolt
26-03-13, 08:25 PM
CANT BELIEVE IT!!! i used ebay sniper to bid on a transit in Leicester, i set my limit at £633, but the van sold on ebay for £621!!!
because the bids went over £600 all increasing bids have to be £20 or over, so i lost out on the transit by £10, a fooking tenner i cant believe it :mad:
i hate ebay, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it.
CANT BELIEVE IT!!! i used ebay sniper to bid on a transit in Leicester, i set my limit at £633, but the van sold on ebay for £621!!!
because the bids went over £600 all increasing bids have to be £20 or over, so i lost out on the transit by £10, a fooking tenner i cant believe it :mad:
i hate ebay, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it, i hate it.
Unlucky mate!
Console yourself with the possibilty that the winning bidder had entered more than you were willing to pay. It's highly likely.
turbojolt
26-03-13, 08:37 PM
Unlucky mate!
Console yourself with the possibilty that the winning bidder had entered more than you were willing to pay. It's highly likely.
it needed a bit of cleaning up but would have been ideal for what i need, had 8 months mot and 6 months tax on it aswell!!
i hope they are messers tbh, i sent the bloke a message saying if he is messed about let me know and i will match there bid, so will just have to see what happens
propper gutted.
Do you not have a smartphone? The ebay app is amazing for never missing out.... Oh and dangouse.
Jeff16v
26-03-13, 09:34 PM
HUA eat her alternator belt todayand spat it out on the road. Naughty girl
Was a real pain finding a new one at short notice.
I hope youre going to take her out tomorrow and spank her lol
My sister.
(^ Chose a bad time to write this :|)
turbojolt
26-03-13, 09:40 PM
Do you not have a smartphone? The ebay app is amazing for never missing out.... Oh and dangouse.
yes and no the phone i have is proberly one of the first smart phones out so its **** lol
i really wanted to leave it up to the ebay snipper to win the van, so i wasnt checking up on it, i didnt want to get into yet another bidding war! where i spend to much money just to beat someone else
Jeff16v
26-03-13, 09:59 PM
I hope youre going to take her out tomorrow and spank her lol
I think she got jealous because I was playing with the turbo just before, the turbo is now sad, I picked Nicholas up from school in HUA and all the snooty mums were moaning about the "noisy car" we all know bitches like it noisy, lol
turbojolt
26-03-13, 10:16 PM
I think she got jealous because I was playing with the turbo just before, the turbo is now sad, I picked Nicholas up from school in HUA and all the snooty mums were moaning about the "noisy car" we all know bitches like it noisy, lol
i once had the coolest dad when at school, getting picked up in his capri *cough 1600 cough* untill he sold it for a sierra sapphire :(
yes and no the phone i have is proberly one of the first smart phones out so its **** lol
i really wanted to leave it up to the ebay snipper to win the van, so i wasnt checking up on it, i didnt want to get into yet another bidding war! where i spend to much money just to beat someone else
1, get a newer proper phone.
B, why piss about with shi*te like snipping, put your max bin and walk away. It's the same thing really. Then if you win it was under your max, if you don't you know it when crazy at the end..
I think she got jealous because I was playing with the turbo just before, the turbo is now sad, I picked Nicholas up from school in HUA and all the snooty mums were moaning about the "noisy car" we all know bitches like it noisy, lol
Nice to see your using it to the max dude.
turbojolt
27-03-13, 09:43 AM
i was looking at the htc windows 8 phone but would rather put the money towards a van tbh lol
novadave24
27-03-13, 03:30 PM
work work work poxy work
turbojolt
27-03-13, 03:41 PM
work work work poxy work
wish i had that problem right now lol
novadave24
27-03-13, 05:12 PM
iam happy ive got a job but i just want a change now ant you doing gardening mate as a job ?
turbojolt
27-03-13, 05:28 PM
iam happy ive got a job but i just want a change now ant you doing gardening mate as a job ?
ever since i decided to do that its not stopped fooking snowing lol
novadave24
27-03-13, 05:33 PM
lol sod working in the snow lol
having to deliver a load of bricks from cannock to skegness.....40 miles to cannock, up the A5, home of tons of speed cameras(whether or not they are working, they certainly slow the traffic down), 140 miles of zig-zagging up bad A roads, including a road closure in grantham where they forgot to put up the diversion signs(i rang the council) which cost me 30 mins & 10 miles of detour. then 103 miles zig-zagging back to the yard to then load up in the dark, its a brick lorry with a hiab... my hands are still numb from the cold.. my average speed for the whole trip was 29mph!!!!!!!
as leicestershire is on school hols, my youngest daughter tagged along for a ride out.....
she texted home with 'we visited skegness, it was shut' its not quite the spelling i'd use
Asa-James
27-03-13, 09:38 PM
Jeremy Vine and his bigoted stupidity.
meritlover
27-03-13, 09:44 PM
she texted home with 'we visited skegness, it was shut' its not quite the spelling i'd use
lol lol lol
Truly an EcoWRECK now.
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh160/bodmin344/625638_10151526608023701_1115487881_n_zps4e638ef9. jpg
Bye bye ncb, and any chance of having something civilised on the road for a few years :cry:
Jeremy Vine and his bigoted stupidity.
what did the fool do this time??
he is a pillock of the highest order...... i have texted his show a great many times to point out grave factual errors when he is tackling a political debate.....his debates seem to prove his opinion and no-body elses.
Asa-James
28-03-13, 09:25 PM
it was supposed to be an open debate on "dangerous dogs", (ignored the fact that ANY dog can be dangerous if its brought up/forced to be) and turned into a whole segment that staffies are the devils work, and it's never dogs like poodles.
made a bit better by lots of people calling his show today saying actually, they had been attacked by poodles, and they arnt cute and cuddly but tempremental and nasty.
turbojolt
29-03-13, 10:40 AM
£86 for a cscs test and card!!!! i only paid 30 quid last time!
the standard poodle is a big strong dog dont let the stupid hair cuts fool you, if one of them turns your in for a world of hurt!!
it was supposed to be an open debate on "dangerous dogs", (ignored the fact that ANY dog can be dangerous if its brought up/forced to be) and turned into a whole segment that staffies are the devils work, and it's never dogs like poodles.
made a bit better by lots of people calling his show today saying actually, they had been attacked by poodles, and they arnt cute and cuddly but tempremental and nasty.
aah, i heard that one... staffies are pretty much the friendliest dogs on the planet.. i've been bitten 3 times in my life.. once by a friend's mum's corgi, and the other 2 by border collies, yet none of them had ever done that before, apparently
turbojolt
29-03-13, 11:18 AM
aah, i heard that one... staffies are pretty much the friendliest dogs on the planet.. i've been bitten 3 times in my life.. once by a friend's mum's corgi, and the other 2 by border collies, yet none of them had ever done that before, apparently
i find collies to be really dog aggresive dogs aswell, very high prey drive!
usually they are fine, but these 2 were very agressive.. well, untill i kicked them afterwards with my toe cap boots....
Novasport
29-03-13, 12:37 PM
The loss of a loved one :cry:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/NovaSport/IMG-20130329-00180_zps3e9a8d21.jpg
Gone back to the first owner, he made me an offer I could not refuse but it breaks my heart to see it go :(
i find collies to be really dog aggresive dogs aswell, very high prey drive!
bloke at work has one, its so agressive it has to be kept on a muzzle and no one is allowed to touch it, i found that out the hard way.....
turbojolt
29-03-13, 05:01 PM
Ive had a few try and attack my dog when they haven't been on a lead, dealt with them the same way i do when all lose dogs try and attack my dog and boot them in the head full force!!!
grabbed a dog by the scruff once and went to throw it in to the canal before its owner came over screaming so threw it at them instead, never will understand why people leave there dogs of the lead when there aggressive, as for leaving a child around dogs with out someone there well there ****ing idiots! and they should face serious jail time if something happens
paul080803
29-03-13, 05:12 PM
Getting my driveshafts out to fit on the car only to find they are standard nova shafts and not big block inner cvs.
They came with the engine/gearbox so must have been silly of me to assume they fit!
Royston
29-03-13, 06:06 PM
The loss of a loved one :cry:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/NovaSport/IMG-20130329-00180_zps3e9a8d21.jpg
Gone back to the first owner, he made me an offer I could not refuse but it breaks my heart to see it go :(
That's a great photo...........who took that:confused::confused::confused: never mind, I'm sure you'll find another toy to replace it...............Oh you have already:d
Chin Up;)
TeddyThom
31-03-13, 08:43 PM
i find collies to be really dog aggresive dogs aswell, very high prey drive!
Fecking collie is the main reason my 13 year old brother is scared of dogs, one went for him a few years back, I nearly got to it but the bloke who owned it called it off... If it hadn't been for the other two collies with him I'd have kicked the crap out of him. Fcuked me right off. Had two on the leash but one was loose.
My next door neighbour has a staffie, most dangerous thing about it is the fact he'll try and lick you to death lol
Oh and the van has sprung a fuel leak. One thing after another. Fed up of repairing it now. Final straw. It was salvageable, but I have lost my rag with it now. Just need to hurry up and fix my estate (just a radiator and an mot) so I can get shot of the damned thing.
joff-turbo-nova
31-03-13, 09:07 PM
Getting my nova out to warm up and getting sorted to adjust the handbrake, then to turn my back and the fecker decided to roll over the chocks and gently trundle down the drive !
I managed to slow the progress across the road , but it still scuffed the back bumper and cracked a cluster as it crunched into a low wall opposite.
Grrrr .....:(:(:(
Southie
31-03-13, 09:19 PM
:eek: Joff so how bad is it? Fixable I suspect with your skills.
Limp you are really lucky lol
For me is the next door neighbours, they've a new born baby and it constantly crys ffs, anyway I've just turned the telly up... And the surround sound lol
joff-turbo-nova
31-03-13, 09:28 PM
:eek: Joff so how bad is it? Fixable I suspect with your skills.
Limp you are really lucky lol
For me is the next door neighbours, they've a new born baby and it constantly crys ffs, anyway I've just turned the telly up... And the surround sound lol
Nothing that a bit of filler, primer filler and a trip to the spray shop won't sort - it needed redoing anyway as the paint was coming off on the edge under the wheelarches and the front bumper needs attention as well as I wasn't happy the last time it was touched up.
I have a spare cluster that just needs the indicator tinting tomorrow . At least I fixed the handbrake whilst it was jacked up taking the bumper off ....
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y15/joff-turbo-nova/IMG_1485_zpsf6a55cdd.jpg
At least it didn't run you over this time.
joff-turbo-nova
31-03-13, 09:34 PM
At least it didn't run you over this time.
All intact and limbs working correctly thank you. I sometimes think the nova has a mind of its own!!
Joff
That's a bummer, Joff! As Hobbit says though, at least it didn't Brian Harvey you!
Southie, new born next door here also. They've only been moved in 10 days.
Cries constantly! Hope she likes Back to the Future. lol
Jeff16v
31-03-13, 10:25 PM
For me is the next door neighbours, they've a new born baby and it constantly crys ffs
Tell the neighbour to give it more t!t, lol
Southie
31-03-13, 11:02 PM
Tell the neighbour to give it more t!t, lol
I did, he didn't look impressed lol
Limp, they got a dose of pearl harbour whilst I went out to the pub lol
nova_niek
01-04-13, 07:09 PM
Southie, new born next door here also. They've only been moved in 10 days. Cries constantly! Hope she likes Back to the Future. lol
About to become step-granddad in less than two weeks. Nothing wrong with that, except the stepdaughter still lives with us. Just bloody great. Guess I'm up for a lot of rough nights. Cr@p. :eek:
Finding out that a mate id lost touch with a few years ago, was taken to hospital earlier in the week, and died yesterday from swine flu, leaving behind his young wife and two kids!
TeddyThom
01-04-13, 08:11 PM
Fecking van has developed a fuel leak. And is now fubared I think. Cut out on me earlier and wont bloody start. I think it's got air in the lines now. And I've got work tomorrow. Gonna have to be half inching a lift off my old man til my other car is up and running.
Royston
01-04-13, 08:26 PM
Well I had a great day
Taxed the MGF, went out to put some petrol in, had put an empty can in the back as Rory my son burned it all yesterday.
Ran out of petrol on way to station, was a small drop in the can, thought I'd put it in, placed the fuel cap/key in to boot, wind blew it shut:tard:
It is my only key:eek::eek::eek::eek: Oh S**T
Car stuck on the roadside, fuel filler open, car open
managed to get the car trailered back, and stripped the drivers door lock out, will hopefully get a replacement tomorrow.
Never mind, can laugh about it now:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
I wouldn't mind but I have been extremely careful to a) not loose the key and b) lock it in the boot AAARRRGH Pillock
Was getting a replacement this week and a fob programmed
Jeff16v
01-04-13, 08:36 PM
Finding out that a mate id lost touch with a few years ago, was taken to hospital earlier in the week, and died yesterday from swine flu, leaving behind his young wife and two kids!
Gutted for you and his family spud, bad times.
QPR.
Just lay down and die. These are Fulhams points! lol
Gutted for you and his family spud, bad times.
You and me both mate, didnt fall out or anything, just drifted away, and then the next thing i find out he has gone :eek:
Martin.p
01-04-13, 10:16 PM
Everything at the min.
A. Calibra
B. nova
C. Mrs
D.pets
E.kids
F.money (lack of)
Looked forward to taxing Calibra today for last 6 month, and I feel like ripping the turbo lump out and putting it in the nova and burning the nova with it in!!!
And I'm sick of bring cold!!!!!
Martin.p
01-04-13, 10:18 PM
Being cold!!! Not bring cold!! Bloody phone!! You'll get burnt as well!!
AAARRRRRR
>:|
Insurance company wanting to charge £40 for an address change.No extra cost to the premium,just an admin charge.Seriously these cunnts take the fukkin piss man!
deneil_gsi2000
02-04-13, 12:36 PM
When someone buys something of ebay from me at half the price and then says cant pay till friday.
Where in the add does it say buy now pay later. T@#ts
When someone buys something of ebay from me at half the price and then says cant pay till friday.
Where in the add does it say buy now pay later. T@#ts
as annoying as it is you are technically allowed 7 days.Well,you cant start an unpaid dispute anyway.I always stipulate i want it in by a certain time or you will wait longer for postage.
deneil_gsi2000
02-04-13, 12:41 PM
I always put payment required at end of auction, just have to wait I suppose
maddogdaz666
02-04-13, 02:58 PM
The DVLA being prikks and not letting me put the plate on our lasses car till the full logbook arrives! Barstuards minimum 2 week wait now
Jeff16v
02-04-13, 07:24 PM
Walking around like a pensioner after bending over the novas for 4 hours.
Walking around like a pensioner after bending over the novas for 4 hours.
I know that feeling bud, ive been working on robs saloon over the weekend, and because his has ghay ass bucket seats, you cant half sit on the seat with your feet on the floor whilst faffing with wiring and the like, so as such i spent god knows how many hours bent over and under it, and on my knees on the floor next to it, not a clever idea when both my knees are shot!
I went to bed on saturday night, and couldnt even lay flat on my back in bed as it was that painful, i had to curl up like a little kid to sleep :eek:
Jeff16v
02-04-13, 07:49 PM
I know that feeling bud, ive been working on robs saloon over the weekend, and because his has ghay ass bucket seats, you cant half sit on the seat with your feet on the floor whilst faffing with wiring and the like, so as such i spent god knows how many hours bent over and under it, and on my knees on the floor next to it, not a clever idea when both my knees are shot!
I went to bed on saturday night, and couldnt even lay flat on my back in bed as it was that painful, i had to curl up like a little kid to sleep :eek:
I took painkillers earlier and they haven't done anything, my 4 year girl old always rides on my shoulders to bed and now she has my face looks like Stephen Hawkins, lol
I asked the wife to walk up and down my back later, don't think it will help but I like the idea. ;-)
Haha, kinky as always eh mate, stiletto's ftw lol
Got home from work late after 'one of those days' and was rushing about trying to get my van fired up (flat battery and failed alternator) as i was late for getting it to my mates garage so its on the ramp ready for morning, tripped over a fecking brick type thing on the next door parking space, went flying, and as i hit the ground my iPhone was ejected from my hand in slow-mo film style and i watched it hit the deck and shatter the screen!
FFS, had it nearly two years, not too long away from upgrade and it only had two small scratches on the screen as i properly look after it, was gutted :cry:
Some dozy wife driving into the rear corner of my car cos she is incapable of following lane markings.
FFS.
novadave24
04-04-13, 03:43 PM
its poxy snowing agian what the hell is going on lol
its poxy snowing agian what the hell is going on lol
We are being treated to a Northern Summer.
novadave24
04-04-13, 04:04 PM
we had a nice sunny day two day ago and now its snowing this is just crazy lol enjoy the sun mate :)
turbojolt
04-04-13, 04:25 PM
bored, bored, bored, bored............................................. .............bored
SimonTW
04-04-13, 04:27 PM
The first day back at work after two weeks off sucks for me today!!
bored, bored, bored, bored............................................. .............bored
get a job then mo fo
We are being treated to a Northern Summer.
lol. What's wrong softie, cold?
turbojolt
04-04-13, 04:58 PM
get a job then mo fo
yer i will just go pluck one off the job tree at the end of job street adjacent to job road in jobs village, then i will stop off in the job for a pint of job
yer i will just go pluck one off the job tree at the end of job street adjacent to job road in jobs village, then i will stop off in the job for a pint of job
Try the jobcentre. lol
turbojolt
04-04-13, 05:07 PM
Try the jobcentre. lol
i am im using there job search site right now lol
There's always jobs out there if you look hard enough
turbojolt
04-04-13, 05:40 PM
There's always jobs out there if you look hard enough
brilliant.
There are more jobs than I know what to apply for lol
Steven Taylor what a tard
S
Not watching Pardews rejects get a lesson? lol
I was, Santon with a shocking back pass then Taylor with a comical hand ball fcuked it up, he tried to look injured lol
Once WE beat you with you with your fascist bloke in charge you will be relegated :d
4th 14 hour shift this week, sucks balls so it does!
I was that pissed off I've brought my nova to work tonight to cheer me up, just a pity my first job tonight was gritting the motorway I use to drive home in the morning lollollol
I was, Santon with a shocking back pass then Taylor with a comical hand ball fcuked it up, he tried to look injured lol
Once WE beat you with you with your fascist bloke in charge you will be relegated :d
No snipers tonight then? What an utterly deplorable scum bag that **** is.
Who's we? Didn't realise the last team to win the top flight whilst playing in stripes was playing Bridgy Country Pub F.C. lol
TWO points separate the clubs. You know, crappy Sunderland with their reject players, and mighty Noocarsil and their Euro stars.
But hey, only we are having a bad season, right? lol lol
The derby at the piggery is the biggest since 1990. You won't know about that one seeing as you thi k the barcodes were founded in 1992 though. lol
I think every Newcastle fan would of welcomed a snipper lol
Couldn't give a fcuk bout 1990, now is now, but I seriously think whoever loses will go down
I think every Newcastle fan would of welcomed a snipper lol
Couldn't give a fcuk bout 1990, now is now, but I seriously think whoever loses will go down
I think the scum will go down too. Our lads are in for training at 7am every day now, no more easy rides.
Even if PDC isn't great, he will be better than the washed up MON. No more zonal marking, chasing down in packs, wingers getting to the byline, overlapping etc.
We're in for a helluva ride, no matter what happens. (I know there's more chance of us going down than staying up btw. I'm not deluded. Hence me being a Sunlun fan!)
We will get the points we need.
I did think QPR, Reading, Wigan initially. Then replaced Wigan with us, but now I say Mags down in 19th.
:d
Novasport
04-04-13, 11:16 PM
Post #2713 to post #2719...
All I see is blah, blah, blah.
You love football really Rich lol
I am confident this is about the only forum where the majority of posters dislike football.
You could reply with "Yeah, cos I am into cars."
So are we though. Man up! lol
*awaits 22 men in shorts chasing pigs bladder and falling over crying comments*
Steven taylor will have to sell his war medals when newcastle gan doon like.
Is he commemerated by the queen for taking shay givens bullet? Or perhaps he will need counselling this time for ptsd?
Cheatin fukkin bastad.that said he will always have a career chance in the call of duty series when his joke of a career comes to an end.
Steven taylor will have to sell his war medals when newcastle gan doon like.
Is he commemerated by the queen for taking shay givens bullet? Or perhaps he will need counselling this time for ptsd?
Cheatin fukkin bastad.that said he will always have a career chance in the call of duty series when his joke of a career comes to an end.
Did I hear Shay Given mentioned? Would that be the GK we had on loan from Blackburn, who, before his medal for sitting on Citehs bench only won one other.
Wanna guess where? Hint: Not 'The Entertainers' ;) lol
turbojolt
04-04-13, 11:31 PM
dont like foot ball= man up?
rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Novasport
04-04-13, 11:35 PM
I just see umpty fcuking million football likers that all think they are managers and can do better than the vastly over paid foreigner that screams & shouts like a child at his vastly overpaid mardy immature children.
Iv never known such an anti football forum.i thought all blokes were into it.even my mrs dont moan as much as these lot lol
dont like foot ball= man up?
rightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Yep
And shouldn't you be on fish4jobs instead of here? :d
I just see umpty fcuking million football likers that all think they are managers and can do better than the vastly over paid foreigner that screams & shouts like a child at his vastly overpaid mardy immature children.
I always thought you were a bloke. My mistake. Apologies. lol
Shopping for anything nice this weekend? x
Steven taylor will have to sell his war medals when newcastle gan doon like.
Is he commemerated by the queen for taking shay givens bullet? Or perhaps he will need counselling this time for ptsd?
Cheatin fukkin bastad.that said he will always have a career chance in the call of duty series when his joke of a career comes to an end.
Taylor is comical, fits in well with the rest of the antics at the Wonga sports direct arena
Yep
And shouldn't you be on fish4jobs instead of here? :d
Not wanna play my game, Edd? :d
Maybe TJ is waiting up until the small hours and is gonna break into some sheds.
Novasport
04-04-13, 11:40 PM
I always thought you like watching blokes run around like girls in tight shorts. My mistake. Apologies. lol
Nah, I'll leave that to you footballies...
Nah, I'll leave that to you footballies...
lol lol Christian Bale could outpace a supa gr10 XE Nova. Never seen a lass run that fast.
Sports ftw.
*awaits 22 men in shorts chasing pigs bladder and falling over crying comments*
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/580094627.jpg
maddogdaz666
05-04-13, 11:00 PM
The fecking Plod!
Just been pulled over and had I stay at the side Of the road as one of the Lil tits thought I needed trade plates with trade insurance! And then said I'm not insured as its trade insurance, both 100% wrong!
He even got a little book out to read!
In the end they gave me a producer as they couldn't find out anything, an got a bollocking from their sarge as they were meant to be picking up his Chinese for tea!
Fecking jumped up plebs!
Had to correct them on many things, and explain to them that I know what I'm on about as I'm older than both of them and have more experience (that didn't go down well) haha
45 mins of bollocks, 1 of them ended up being ok with me but the other pleb was determined to find something wrong, what a penis!
Stating the obvious.
As I said, I can appreciate both. :d
I bid £11 plus p&p for a bloody rear washer jet, and still didn't win it!
Iv never known such an anti football forum.i thought all blokes were into it.even my mrs dont moan as much as these lot lol
I can't stand it. Over paid, under working wasters.
maddogdaz666
06-04-13, 08:59 PM
The last 2 pages being filled with that puff game bollox!!!!!! Waste of time, breath, lives, and way too much money.
People get way too passionate about a 90 minute game of overpaid ****ers that try n act hurt for 99% of the game rather than playing football
The last 2 pages being filled with that puff game bollox!!!!!! Waste of time, breath, lives, and way too much money.
People get way too passionate about a 90 minute game of overpaid ****ers that try n act hurt for 99% of the game rather than playing football
Not every club employs soft, diving pansies.
Proper football is anything but a puffs game.
There's nowt wrong with enjoying things! I am into cars/cycling/climbing/jetskiing/football (watching and playing/playing basketball, pool, snooker etc. Loads.
Football doesn't rule my life, just as I don't let cars etc.
We enjoy the friendly rivalry and 'banter' that goes along with it. Deal with it.
Martin.p
06-04-13, 09:07 PM
I can't stand it. Over paid, under working wasters.
Couldn't agree more!!
+rep
Forum full of kids who never liked P.E and/or got chosen last or what?! lol lol
Forum full of kids who never liked P.E and/or got chosen last or what?! lol lol
lol lol lol
i really struggle with anti football stuff on here sometimes, worse than women moaning about it lol
Forum full of kids who never liked P.E and/or got chosen last or what?! lol lol
i think you'll find that you have just mentioned www.trafficwardens.com/forum (http://www.trafficwardens.com/forum)
i think you'll find that you have just mentioned www.trafficwardens.com/forum (http://www.trafficwardens.com/forum)
Ah, a traffic warden joke. Hilarity mode: On
Edd, nice 'Location'. :p:roll:
lol lol lol
i really struggle with anti football stuff on here sometimes, worse than women moaning about it lol
I wonder if they like any sports at all. Bet some who say 90 mins of footy is a waste of time, would think nowt of burning an entire day watching paint dry cricket.
some idiot (who works for us) convinced my brother that our 3 tonne dumper's diesel engine was totally shagged....replacements run at 1500 quid....it was smoking like a papal election & pissing fuel out. so i steam cleaned it.... found the 2 leak off pipes that were split, one by the above idiot....then replaced them for £4. i also readjusted the throttle & stop controls, and it doesn't smoke anymore.
Ah, a traffic warden joke. Hilarity mode: On
feck off.. it was a social comment, and not some 70's joke, which somehow managed to predate the internet by a couple of decades......
football is loved by billions of people... anyone can have a kick about.
hatred of football comes in many forms. getting picked last & stuck in defence, or even worse, in goal, just cos the lads who the teacher has chosen as captains have put their mates in all the best positions is one of them. i was fairly short and scrawny as a kid & our school had a full size adult pitch ffs...and hated it with a passion
in later life, getting annoyed at the premiership sucking the money out of the game & watching over ambitious clubs self destruct in a vain attempt to get there is fairly depressing, especially if it is your local team... i live between leicester & coventry, its a pretty ropey outlook for footy fans.
then having a national team that simply can't manage to get some of the world's best players to play as a team is enough to make any rational person lose faith in the sport.
maddogdaz666
06-04-13, 09:46 PM
Tbh I hate most sports that doesn't involve fuel.
I'd rather smell petrol fumes than sweaty balls
feck off.. it was a social comment, and not some 70's joke, which somehow managed to predate the internet by a couple of decades......
football is loved by billions of people... anyone can have a kick about.
hatred of football comes in many forms. getting picked last & stuck in defence, or even worse, in goal, just cos the lads who the teacher has chosen as captains have put their mates in all the best positions is one of them. i was fairly short and scrawny as a kid & our school had a full size adult pitch ffs...and hated it with a passion
in later life, getting annoyed at the premiership sucking the money out of the game & watching over ambitious clubs self destruct in a vain attempt to get there is fairly depressing, especially if it is your local team... i live between leicester & coventry, its a pretty ropey outlook for footy fans.
then having a national team that simply can't manage to get some of the world's best players to play as a team is enough to make any rational person lose faith in the sport.
I played right back or right wing by choice.
Blame Sky for destroying the game we love. Since the formation of the Premier League, it has all been going down hill.
Someone needs to remind them that football existed before them and 1992.
We don't have it easy either. I follow a massive club, historically, and we have been starved of any significant silverware since nine years before I was born.
I have seen them relegated four times too. Three of which I vividly remember.
Sky-boys long for the day their club is bought as a play thing by oil-rich Arabs. I want nothing of the sort.
IMO, my club tries hard to stay accessible to those who help it exist, us. So many clubs have sold their souls, which is a shame.
MOTD and TFLS show shortly. I wouldn't turn on BBC1 after 22:20, maddog. lol
maddogdaz666
07-04-13, 12:03 AM
MOTD and TFLS show shortly. I wouldn't turn on BBC1 after 22:20, maddog. lol
I'd rather pluck pubes from my testicles lol
Also there is family guy and and American dad on!
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