whats pissed you off today?

[brainsnova]

Got a metal spark melted on the brown section of my eye on Friday and not had time to get it removed so I can't focus too long and it feels like someone pressing on my eye lol. I'm going to grab a Vosa guy by the shirt if they stop me as I was fixing a van they stopped that got me in this mess

[Iain]

Got a metal spark melted on the brown section of my eye on Friday and not had time to get it removed so I can't focus too long and it feels like someone pressing on my eye lol. I'm going to grab a Vosa guy by the shirt if they stop me as I was fixing a van they stopped that got me in this mess
Silly vosa not handing out free safety goggles

[Andy]

Wait til you have a needle in your eye if you think it's bad now

[torquey]

Always were safety glasses!!

[Andy]

Waking up to a power cut ffs.

[House]

Some toss piece local reporting me to the council for "running a workshop from my garage"!! What the actual fuck!!!!!

[carls nova sri]

Running out of de icer an having to wait for the heaters to warm up

[Andy]

What's wrong with warm water? I never use de icer

[carls nova sri]

Was to far to go back to the house otherwise I would havelol

[Andy]

I look out the window every morning first thing I do,it's a habit I got into when I used to work outside.So il take water if needed onto the drive/street

[carls nova sri]

I work outside aswell just thought it was a light sprinkle of snow as we had snow here last night been cold mind

[Andy]

I couldn't even get in mine today it was frozen solid lol

[carls nova sri]

Haha my missis Ibiza always does that then when it opens the handle stays out an the door won't close on the retriever

[torquey]

Toss bags at work don't clean up after them selves.!!

[totalnova]

Doing upside down spotwelds, really isn't fun.

[bazzap8389]

B&q. Fucking wankers

[Andy]

B and q are wankers you're quite right.
what they done to you?

[bazzap8389]

Been waiting almost 3 months to have my bathroom floor replaced, called up today For the 100th time getting told the same pish as I usually get then was told my tiles will arrive on the 12th...my tiles have been here since the middle of January and they need to fit them. Honestly total fucking spastics I've been dealing with.

[Andy]

Yesterday-not only the end of my holiday but also the French air traffic control being on strike.i hope you're all sacked/have a pay cut.Delaying flights you tossers.

[Stuart]

Derby... Its just northern and depressing.
That said, having an apartment to stay in near the Uni is less than depressing lol

[turbojolt]

Apartment? Surely you mean a flat....dont bring all those posh words round here the natives will show up with pitch forks

[Andy]

Some arsehole in shop causing trouble cos they wouldn't serve him ale and I'm powerless to do owt to help as with my 2yr old daughter in the car while my mrs and kids are in the shop too.A bloke in there grabbed hold of him and threw him out,I was shaking with rage just wanted to go really give him a good hiding!

[Stuart]

Apartment? Surely you mean a flat....dont bring all those posh words round here the natives will show up with pitch forks

It wasn't a hovel, so it was an apartment :) good pubs which was nice with northern pauper prices lol

[torquey]

People in general I am beginning to hate!

[Andy]

Yeah I'm beginning to be like that.Time thieves annoy me the most.

[NovalutionGSi]

Attempting to fix the landing floor to reduce some squeaks only to end with water dripping through into the lounge... one screw into the return pipe of the central heating.

What a plank!

[phunkynova]

This kind of peeved me off

http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af71/phunkferret/20170319_091544_zpsvxuzrkaj.jpg


http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af71/phunkferret/20170319_091850_zpspo32hk9j.jpg


:(

[turbojolt]

Ouch!!

[nova_niek]

Carnage in an otherwise fresh looking engine 😯

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[Stuart]

The north not knowing what a VAT receipt is, asked for one after ordering dinner... looked at like I was trying to bum him lol oh Derby, you so funny

[Andy]

He probably thought you was the tax man

[Stuart]

He probably thought you was the tax man

lol probably

[Mike]

The north not knowing what a VAT receipt is, asked for one after ordering dinner... looked at like I was trying to bum him lol oh Derby, you so funny

Are you a connie scumbag Stu? Though you were a permy??

[Stuart]

Are you a connie scumbag Stu? Though you were a permy??

Permy, but expenses ahoy :D

[Mike]

Permy, but expenses ahoy :D

WIN! :d

[L14MNP]

Northumbria plod scamera vans going from this:

http://www.safespeedforlife.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/New-cam-van-with-dli-mob-720x510.jpg

To this:

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17309521_762891763859477_988976403488398484_n.jpg? oh=1cf9db8f39439af310ce84c74379dc6f&oe=5964E127

Supposedly the back windows now have vinyl over them, too. Fucking motorist getting the shit end of the stick yet again, by what looks like a double glazing van.

[Stuart]

The Cambs ones on the a14 are all dark blue with a simple orange stripe round them. They look like a broken down van etc. Shitbags.

[L14MNP]

[QUOTE=Stuart;2300224]The Cambs ones on the a14 are all dark blue with a simple orange stripe round them. They look like a broken down van etc. Shitbags.[/QUOTE

Tossers.

[carls nova sri]

Each vehicle they check to see if a mobile phone is being used as well

[Andy]

The scenes in London today.

[Stuart]

The scenes in London today.


The shower of shit news outlets giving social media as a valid resource thus heavily contradicting each other and the police.
Still sholud make for a quiet commute tomorrow

[NovalutionGSi]

1st I knew was about 3pm when news started filtering through. Ended out Cause and Effect testing only a mile and a half away, gave all systems back to the building owners who stepped up security.I was in the Fire Command Centre of a new build (funny enough it's called Nova Victoria), where there is a TV screen, this is the 2nd site that I've witnessed something happen, 1st one was when working at the Shard, the Helicopter crashed into the tower crane in fog over Vauxhall area of London. Reports now state 5 dead including the attacker plus 40 injured. Thoughts go out to the unarmed officer and his family, killed in the line of duty.

[Southie]

It's scary how someone was known but fell under the radar, it makes you wonder how many others could cause such atrocities but I hold faith that this will build up to serve more armed police more often on the uk streets imo.

People doing and minding there own business get basically murdered is beyond comprehension, I feel so sorry for the family's that have lost family and friends as this could have happened to anyone, we can't live in fear though as that's how terrorism wins.

[carls nova sri]

Where basically screwed in today's society with the government scared to act

[Andy]

Yeah and anyone daring to say anything being branded racist.

[8valve-craig]

Forgetting it was a mufti day and turning up to work today in my uniform.

[mowgli]

Getting run over by a full size set of gas bottles

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[Southie]

Some arsehole has nicked the number plates off our car :witch::witch:

[Andy]

You're gonna get arrested soon then.

[bazzap8389]

I'd defs let the police know before a ram raid is done lol

[carls nova sri]

Petrol driveoffs lol

[torquey]

Shit weather again no nova time today !

[Southie]

You're gonna get arrested soon then.
Wouldn't be the first time lol

I reported it straight away to police, got new plates on now.

[totalnova]

Trying to get the arms off my steering rack, only to find I need a massive spanner to get them off. I hate not having every tool.

[total_vauxhall]

Snapped the head off the bolt through the rear control arm while fitting coilovers on our lasses civic ek9 . impossible to get it out of the bush and cant get another bush till monday . cars lowered and cant try it out .
Sick as a pig lol

[Andy]

Blowing my diff leading my final after winning all my heats.gutted isn't the word

[xomom]

When cyclists pay insurance I'll give them the above respect.

A mate of mine had a knob head 16 year old boy ride out in front of him the other day.
No one was killed but his car is badly damaged and guess who has to pay to fix it.... he does.

[nova_niek]

Found a part for my car on eBay in France. Seller agreed to have it shipped over to Holland asap so I can drop it off at my friendly workshop in time. Courier showed up at my doorstep right in time, rang the doorbell... and the wife, having had one too many glasses of wine, slept straight through it, despite me warning her that an important package was to be delivered that day. The courier, in his infinite wisdom, didn't drop it off at our neighbours as per the norm but instead decided to deliver the next day. Just bloody great.

[totalnova]

Cracked my windscreen today while trying to fit it. :mad:

[torquey]

Door pins won't budge after smacking the s#$t out of them. :mad:

[torquey]

Seller's on ebay not answering questions when you want to buy something!!! Dont list things if you can't be arsed to answer general questions pisses me off!!!

[novarally]

Seller's on ebay not answering questions when you want to buy something!!! Dont list things if you can't be arsed to answer general questions pisses me off!!!

I could not agree with you more, it is massively frustrating.

[torquey]

Ebay has gone down hill in my opinion not like it use to be!

[millworm]

That said I have had some stupid questions in the past where people haven't even bothered to read the description. although I do still always reply to genuine questions I get

[Stuart]

people who cant count

[nova_niek]

Official Citro?n mechanics who fit new brake pads and don't bother to clean the calipers, causing the new pads and also the disks to wear out three times as fast. So much for premium dealerships.

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[nova_niek]

Tapatalk being unable to display special characters like ?.

Verstuurd vanaf mijn SM-A505FN met Tapatalk

[Iain]

I think it's a forum bug rather than Taptalk. I guess nobody can be bothered to fix it given the number of users!

[Stuart]

had a spate of threads in for sale not working because the ? was used in the title and the software shat itself

Kev has bene looking at the latest vBulletin SW etc but hes currently busy playing records at VDub events lol

[Iain]

Yeah imagine it requires some focus to upgrade it, so fair play carry on playing your funky reggae music Kev.

[torquey]

Everything and everyone!!