whats pissed you off today?

[Lynsey]

Nothing! I'm happy as foooook! :d

[brainsnova]

Went for fuel and my usual pump was taken

[turbojolt]

Went for fuel and my usual pump was taken

no one to blame but yourself , should have phoned earlier in the day and booked a reservation like i always do.

[turbojolt]

when the **** did 40 miles become a massive distance to go look at a car?

[novadave24]

it rains then stops then the sun comes out then it rains then the sun comes back out wtf .

[Edd]

Got a puncture in my blow up doll

[_Jake]

Everytime i go outside to go near a nova... it rains... **** OFF

[Iain]

Last night's annoyance - caught a rear quarter glass on the floor funny and it shattered into a billion pieces all over the place.


Everytime i go outside to go near a nova... it rains... **** OFF

Stop going outside, you're ruining it for the rest of us lol

[maddogdaz666]

The 'middle' fuel pump not working on this plane which means we've been delayed an hour already!!! Stuck on the plane! Couldn't they have found this out earlier while I was still sat in the VIP Lounge drinking free beer!!

[TeddyThom]

Happened yesterday, but haven't been near a pc, had an arguement with a bus trying to shove his way in front of me, damn near took my mirror off ¬¬.

Got some scratches above my front wheel as well, luckily for me I have the bus' details and am in the process of reporting the dude for being a right c0ck...

[burgo]

****ting myself in the head with a jack handle pissed me off immensely

[Asa-James]

the cav breaking down the day before i have to drive it 130 miles to Billing. then realising why it had broken down. my old cav used to put the fuel light on with ten liters left, not 5 like this one...

[Mazz]

Leaving for Billing :(

[novadave24]

Cant go Billing because of the rain :(

[turbojolt]

women talking to me like im a **** if any bloke talked to me like it i would have wrapped a tool around there ****ing head by now, im fumming!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jon_nova1]

f*cking right there, why do women have the conception that we'll take all thier crap because its morally wrong to hit a female, It must have only been 40-50 years ago when they we're the humble housewife, its like they're rebelling because the kitchen isn't big enough to fit thier ever increasing frame lol

[turbojolt]

i just put my elbow through a door like a stroppy teenager, im still angry she has ****ed off shopping now and i pretty sure her mother knows that she isnt welcome in my house anymore!

job jobbed

[turbojolt]

ive never wanted to hit a women before but she had me on the ****ing edge, hopefully her husband comes round then i can beat him like a drum!

[Jon_nova1]

I had the same with an ex, went round trying to cause trouble, saying i've done things when i haven't even when we we're together, even put my car window through, never wanted to hit a girl so much in my life, then she got arrested for putting my car window through and is currently living at her new fellas nans house and has no money while her fella cheats on her whenever possible and doesn't let her go out so she now suffers anxiety attacks when she does go out, karma's a bitch and she got everything she's been given:thumb:

[turbojolt]

ive pissed mt self off smashing up my own house should hobble round her mothers and smash theres up cant stand the women

[mowgli]

ok lads, lets not kid ourselves... beating a submissive housewife never actually happened, unless you live in taliban country.....

people have rows, people distort the facts & wind other people up, people can be cold & calculating, and people can also be wrong.

99.9% of females can be massively irrational about a lot of things, but so can most blokes, i mean, derby county still has fans ffs.....

but when a woman & her mother try to gang up on a bloke, it can be a right mess...

calm down, take time out, have a brew & then react.

[simoncuts]

ive pissed mt self off smashing up my own house should hobble round her mothers and smash theres up cant stand the women

Mate been there, my ex was a right c**t, proper nasty:mad:, called the police telling them i beat her up, wish i had!! telling my parents i was on drugs and beat her up, Just got up one day and walked out, never went back. she stopped me seeing my daughter, had to sort that as well, Live like a king now with my missus, the ex had a baby with someone else and he f**ked off and left her!lol

Did learn early on that smashing your stuff is crap, and i hate hanging new doors after i smashed them!

Try and calm down or find something outside to smash.

[simoncuts]

Oh, and finding out Billing is cancelled.:mad:

Looking forward to that, rubbish.:mad:

[turbojolt]

bruv just had my mum on the phone asking why smashed the door???? its not my bird as much as its her mother she twists everything such a manipulative **** its unreal, if she stopped sticking her snout in are business it would all be fine


it was only last night i was talking to my bird about how good everything is now days, ive got a half decent job, my own place finally got out of london and get to **** about with cars in my spare time, and it took one phone call from her mother for all that to go out of the window and grind me down into the ground like im a little mugg

[simoncuts]

Dont know what to say mate really, not really somebody you can avoid. Acknoledge her in future and avoid talking to her or have it all out when things have calmed down a bit.

Going to have to sort it, for the mrs sake:(

[turbojolt]

if it carries on i will be moving to the new house by myself and getting as lodger its that simple, she can have a relationship with her mum but she isn't welcome in my house and never will be again, its great her mother can interfere but never help! my dad is driving 150 miles to help me move house i didn't have to ask he just offered my mum never gets involved unless asked, why cant her parents be like that? they live 3 miles away and are as useful as a cup of warm piss

[Tanya.]

if it carries on i will be moving to the new house by myself and getting as lodger its that simple, she can have a relationship with her mum but she isn't welcome in my house and never will be again, its great her mother can interfere but never help! my dad is driving 150 miles to help me move house i didn't have to ask he just offered my mum never gets involved unless asked, why cant her parents be like that? they live 3 miles away and are as useful as a cup of warm piss
She's allowed a relationship with her mum and yet your on about moving by yourself because of it?!
Just ignore the woman, if she comes round, go out, work on the car... You hardly have to be in the house with her.

[Jon_nova1]

i don't think its the fact she wants a relationship with her mother, its the fact she lets her mother manipulate her and is really just a burden, my ex was the same and the amount of trouble that was caused to me via proxy was unreal. I told my ex i didn't like her mum from the very start due to her manipulative ways, in no way did i hold it against her and even gave her lifts to her mums, little did i know just how true the apple falling from the tree thing really is.

[mowgli]

tj. just don't do anything rash. don't move house cos you can't stand the woman..

simply stop letting her wind you up. if she starts at you on the phone, tell her to stop it. if she carries on, put the phone down.

get one of those phones with an incoming number alert, so you can avoid her when she rings.

[simoncuts]

Mate, ignore the bloody woman. Leave the house when she comes, go to your new man cave and do manly stuff when she turns up.:)

Get the phone Mowgli said about and you can tell the Mrs her mums on the phone so you don't have to answer it!
If everything else is great between you and the mrs, don't let this one thing ruin it.

If you where closer, i would be dragging you down the pub!

[Jon_nova1]

I think he's moving house anyway and was reffering to not letting her move with him too

[brainsnova]

Single with friends with benefits :thumb:

[mowgli]

/\ great... hanging round with doleys...... that sounds fun

[brainsnova]

With not on lol

[nova_stee]

Ask her mother if she believes in equal rights between men and women if she says yes flaten the bitch.

[turbojolt]

its all over now bye bye **** & bye bye mega cunts mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


need to start moving further back down south now.

[John]

its all over now bye bye **** & bye bye mega cunts mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


need to start moving further back down south now.

oh! i go away for 2 weeks and miss everything! , your (ex?)'s car gets broked, you fall out with the MIL and then you split?? what? why are you moving back sarffff?

[novait]

the weather!!!!!! pouring it down yesterday on way back from billings wake up this mornin and the suns out and clear skys every where not happy :(

[novadave24]

was sunny now no poxy sun give up

[TeddyThom]

I swear the weather is mocking us! I'm sure we could've survived the floods lol ah well, still wouldn't have been worth staying as everyone else cleared out :(

[brainsnova]

My Vespa fuel tank has been leaking out a seam and ****ed part of my paintwork

[turbojolt]

ebay adds with the quote 'NO TIME WAISTERS OR MESSERS' like thats going to stop them, plebs.

[mowgli]

its cos they aren't allowed to name you personally tj......lol lol

the bay listing that really irks me is the one where you think ooh its bargain, then in the small print it says
'do not bid, you are bidding on a wheelnut' etc.
sometimes, i just bid & then message them asking for the wheelnut to be posted & could they tell me the cost. oddly enough, i've never got a message back...

[Tanya.]

Poxy estate agents. I've lost count the amount of times i've said that, no, a 2 bedroom house would be no good and yes, it really does need a garage and driveway.

[swedge]

not being able to get the damn linkage pin out to replace my worn linkage

rear mount off i think it is

[pie]

little farty curbs that are not flat but about 2cm high ffs lol

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/553961_3570264222370_341640392_n.jpg

[swedge]

little farty curbs that are not flat but about 2cm high ffs lol

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/553961_3570264222370_341640392_n.jpg

learn to park woman haha

[pie]

hahaha

i normaly park about 2foot away f lol

just over dick's on the roads lol

[paul080803]

Grabbing my work laptop bag off the side to then quickly realise it was not zipped up as it emptys itself across the kitchen floor, laptop included! My 8 year old son then walks up as I am picking it all up and grabs the velcro strap inside and says " that's what this is for daddy"

Thanks for that lol

Yes the laptop was badly damaged too, but fortunately works still!

[Mazz]

doh !

[MK999]

My back deciding it doesn't like me, again, and fighting back for all the punishment I've given it for the past year. Physio found a rib in the wrong place apparently lol

[mowgli]

was it a bbq one??? or one of yours?

[Novasport]

Getting our team to first place then my team mate dropping us to second place in the Go-Kart Endurance race this evening

[turbojolt]

estranged uncles making contact after robbing a couple of grand from my gran and grandad thinking we are mates????? and the pussy wont tell me where he is living!

[brainsnova]

The repair I done to my scooter paint peeled off so is still ****ed

[pie]

cant fukin sleep tidy lol really doing my head in now lol been a aweek since ive slept tidy grrr

[maddogdaz666]

I got back off my holiday this morning welcomed by tonnes of rain and aqua plaining on the way home half asleep. Then sleeping all morning and now I can't sleep!!

[swedge]

went to re-fit my rear mount today, got it bolted to the block then go to jack up the mount to line it up and it keeps getting most of the way then starts to lift the car

nobody here to help me wiggle it about

also the pinch bolt that holds the gear linkage onto the rod has rounded off so i had to dremel the nut off to get it off

[novadave24]

Driven down the road can't see sod all poxy rain might as well drive with eyes closed

[_Jake]

went to re-fit my rear mount today, got it bolted to the block then go to jack up the mount to line it up and it keeps getting most of the way then starts to lift the car

nobody here to help me wiggle it about

also the pinch bolt that holds the gear linkage onto the rod has rounded off so i had to dremel the nut off to get it off
Lower the engine mount a little?

[swedge]

the holes arent lining up though where the bolt goes through, the conversion bracket needs to go up more and i really dont want to undo the mount bolts as ive heard of them threading lol

i ideally need a mate over to push everything to the drivers side just slightly then it should go up fine

[Asa-James]

Second funeral in 7 weeks.

[Novasport]

Attempted to replace the backbox on the Swing with my 99p replacement. Tried to adjust the hanger with a hammer to get it to sit right and split the hanger off the tailpipe :(.
Need to get one of the lads at work to weld it. Also put my phone in my pocket and zipped it up, turns out I put it in the wrong pocket and it fell out while I was under the car onto the drive. BB's are normally pretty strong but I have chipped the corner slightly, gutted!

[Keif]

My replacement Signum High level brake light I ordered from Genuine Part Search turned up, rushed out to fit it and.......it's completely different and doesn't have the washer jets.
Will be returning it Monday.

[Jack]

Finding a bit on the Nova that really needs welding. And I can't weld.

Anyone want a scrap shell? lol

[novadave24]

****ing brid poo on the car again durty things .

[swedge]

lying on a stone driveway fixing my exhaust and linkage

sore back tonight :(

[mowgli]

Second funeral in 7 weeks. are you like a cat or a zombie or something???


on a more serious note, were you close to the person?


i don't even want to be in attendance at my own.. i really get upset at funerals, and i can be on a downer for ages after one... and then i hate all the two faced people who are only there for a free buffet....

[John]

finding lots of decent novas for sale that are in my budget but are fooking miles away! grr.

[brownbear]

Ignorant people..... :(

[mowgli]

Ignorant people..... :(

you must get pissed off a lot then BB, cos there's thousands of them

[brownbear]

you must get pissed off a lot then BB, cos there's thousands of them

Anybody else wouldn't bother me M.... Just a certain person is really getting on my tits the now.

[mowgli]

help help. Broon bear is getting all scottish

'the now' indeed

[brownbear]

LOL, I knew you'd get it! :)

[turbojolt]

the word 'MINT'

[Jack]

The GT4 being a bitch again even though I washed it today :mad:

[steviegsi]

The GT4 being a bitch again even though I washed it today :mad:

My cars usually break when i have just brimmed them with fuel, leaving me less money to fix it :(

[bazzap8389]

The GT4 being a bitch again even though I washed it today :mad:whats up with it? suspension problems? thats all i get with my one!

[Mazz]

Spending 4.5hrs cleaning the bloody car...

[Novasport]

Spending 8 hours cleaning the 888 and still not finished it as the glass needs cleaning, wheels need polishing and the interior needs hoovering and a wipe over. Not been cleaned for a year!
Plus points, it looks lovely now and managed to align the bootlid

[Asa-James]

are you like a cat or a zombie or something???


on a more serious note, were you close to the person?


i don't even want to be in attendance at my own.. i really get upset at funerals, and i can be on a downer for ages after one... and then i hate all the two faced people who are only there for a free buffet....

my grandmothers brother Joe, we buried my grandmother a few weeks back, and seeing as Joe's kids dies in the 60's, and his wife ten years back, theres not much surviving family left for him (3 neices, 6 nephews)



>back on topic< last day of my holiday. back to the daily grind tomorrow :(

[Jeff16v]

Digging out my old iPhone 3GS and finding the screen hanging off. The battery had expanded and popped the whole phone. :(

[John]

bloody towie is back again!

[mowgli]

never watched it....never will... all that 'shat arp' business.. its bad enough when i go to essex in the wagon, why would anyone watch it on the box??

[John]

No idea! they're all thick as pig ****! The last series finished what, 3 weeks ago????

[turbojolt]

meh i had a fajazzle on my **** for 3 days 2 weeks ago, im glad my brother only comes up a few times a year lol

[novadave24]

having to get up for poxy work .

[Asa-James]

Red cav getting picked up tonight to be crushed :(

[turbojolt]

less then a week after it (her mother) appoligising for interfering, its standing in my house telling me i cant put car parts in the spare room!!!, ended well, but it turned down the offer to pay the rent.

bucket seats and nitrous are sitting in the spare room as we speak :)

[turbojolt]

co-op charge 5.70 for a bottle of strong bow!!!!!! how are kids ment to get waisted in the park now days lol

[pie]

ice cream van only had lollys left no ice cream :( f lol lol

[novadave24]

co-op charge 5.70 for a bottle of strong bow!!!!!! how are kids ment to get waisted in the park now days lol
they just rob it lol

[John]

ice cream van only had lollys left no ice cream :( f lol lol

flol at lollys

[pie]

you cant write lollys lol l.o.l.l.y.s :)

[Asa-James]

crap quality parts leaving me cavless tomorrow :( Agila it is...

[mowgli]

asa, how the feck do you fit into an agila.... do you have to wear size 20 shoes & a spinning bowtie??

[twistysnovagte]

work,lots of it, and being rushed(grading stone while the barber green is laying(tarmac) behind you.......

im more off a quality than quantity type of worker and have pride in what i do,

im not saying it wasnt a neat job(well it wasn't being dipped with a string line, "just by eye" which is all O.K when the pressure is on,but has to be dipped any other time grrrrr.

sorry, my little rant over.

[Asa-James]

asa, how the feck do you fit into an agila.... do you have to wear size 20 shoes & a spinning bowtie??


brilliant car... *ahembollocksahem*

[hotrod]

My apprentice at work having a thick day, Our lass thinking I have a secret money tree that she can pick any time she likes and going in to the doctors with a back problem and coming out with a stiff neck and a splitting head ache! :( All in all bit of a horrible day! can't wait to get in to bed.

[brownbear]

Getting carb cleaner in my eye :(

[_Jake]

too ****ing hot

[General Baxter]

Getting carb cleaner in my eye :(

that hurts that does :p

[brownbear]

that hurts that does :p

Proper smarts!

[General Baxter]

still not as bad as petrol or the famous frazzle :p

and what has pissed me off today,

looking at nova for sale adds :p

[Novasport]

that hurts that does :p

Not as much as petrol, that doesnt evaporate as quick and stings on the skin too. Plus you stink of it for ages!

[Hobbit]

Getting up at 3am to spray Hastings town centre then watching the road sweepers come along and wash away my hard work. :roll:

[mowgli]

1.having a front tyre start to delaminate at 55mph on the M1 near Luton.

2.trying to find somewhere in luton to park

3.tyre fitters in general

[mk1nova_rich]

The Olympics, fed up of hearing about it already...I really could not give two ****s about it.

All the UK taxpayers having to pay for something which will only benefit London, while they are trying to close the childrens specialist heart unit at Leeds General Infirmary due to not having enough funding :mad: they wouldnt dare shut a similar unit in London, its a ****ing joke.

National security and total lack of control over immigration also piss me off, I hope sumat kicks off at the Olympics so they will be forced to do sumat about it.

What pissed me off on Sunday was some robbing **** trying to charge £16 for four ice creams. I gave him a tenner and walked off lol

[mk1nova_rich]

The Olympics, fed up of hearing about it already...I really could not give two ****s about it.

All the UK taxpayers having to pay for something which will only benefit London, while they are trying to close the childrens specialist heart unit at Leeds General Infirmary due to not having enough funding :mad: they wouldnt dare shut a similar unit in London, its a ****ing joke.

National security and total lack of control over immigration also piss me off, I hope sumat kicks off at the Olympics so they will be forced to do sumat about it.

What pissed me off on Sunday was some robbing **** trying to charge £16 for four ice creams. I gave him a tenner and walked off lol

[mk1nova_rich]

The Olympics

[brownbear]

^^^ wow...... ^^^

[Southie]

Rich... step away from the keyboard lol

[pie]

cav having a flat bettery and i got no key holes on the car lol :cry:

[turbojolt]

if you need to re home your dog, that you really love and you want it to go to a good home but you still took on a new house that you cant have pets in :roll:

1. what makes you think money insures a good home :wtf:
2. why would you get rid of it is its really well trained and lovely
3. why wouldn't you just pop over have a look at my house and my other dog to make sure its going some were it will be cared for.


I'm sick to the teeth of these retards taking on dogs and then realizing they dont know how to care for them or cant afford to, then trying to make money out of the situation THEY CREATED, scum.

[novadave24]

having to wash the car to get the bugs of after a long drive yeasterday :(

[Dave.]

I parked my Corsa up in the lovely city of Liverpool today, only to return to find some pikey c*nt has "Attempted" to have off with my badgeless grille, only to of snapped it in half and left it on the floor!! :mad:

But he left the Alessio centre caps and Aero wipers? Barry must of wanted it for his GSI 1.2, still put me in a bad mood today :(

[mowgli]

if you need to re home your dog, that you really love and you want it to go to a good home but you still took on a new house that you cant have pets in :roll:

1. what makes you think money insures a good home :wtf:
2. why would you get rid of it is its really well trained and lovely
3. why wouldn't you just pop over have a look at my house and my other dog to make sure its going some were it will be cared for.


I'm sick to the teeth of these retards taking on dogs and then realizing they dont know how to care for them or cant afford to, then trying to make money out of the situation THEY CREATED, scum.

tj.. its a classic lie. they either stole the dog & are selling it on quick, or the dog is a psycho

[turbojolt]

tj.. its a classic lie. they either stole the dog & are selling it on quick, or the dog is a psycho

ever add on gumtree seems to be the same, i want another dog and i would prefer a rescue dog as it feels like the right thing to do, rather then fund the breaders that are adding to the massive over population of dogs,


but these people really piss me off they make it hard to do the right thing

[brownbear]

Making a big mistake nearly 12 months ago to the day... Never choose who is good for Friday night over who you want to spend all day Saturday with.

[Alex J]

sorting out, and weighing out for my daughters 2nd birthday party, bouncy castle , spread etc, and not one person who was invited turned up, not even my own sister with her kids coz she was hung over.:tosser::tosser::tosser:

[pie]

bouncy castle FTW :)

[novadave24]

having to get up and thinking if to sell the nova or just break it dont know :(

[mowgli]

sorting out, and weighing out for my daughters 2nd birthday party, bouncy castle , spread etc, and not one person who was invited turned up, not even my own sister with her kids coz she was hung over.:tosser::tosser::tosser:

that's really out of order.

ok when a child is 2, & you put a bouncy castle up in the garden, they aren't going to notice that there aren't any other people about, but family do's are compulsory for kids parties.

i hope your daughter enjoyed it.

[TANKNOVA]

getting a call from work saying can you come in 5 hours early so now doing a 19 hour shift its going to be a long night !

[turbojolt]

The dirty, ill minded, wrongen, w@nk stains that should have been aborted after birth, that use pictures of terminaly ill or abused children of facebook to gain 'likes' ****ing sick cunts.

[Asa-James]

nothin' :D

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29100000/homer-simpson-flipping-the-bird-random-29166960-300-159.gif
(for all you haterrrrz)

[Spudly]

nothin' :D

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29100000/homer-simpson-flipping-the-bird-random-29166960-300-159.gif
(for all you haterrrrz)




Have to admit, nothing made me mad today, had a really productive day, spent about five hours and lots of autoglym on both my cars, went for a squirt in the astra earlier, then polished it and took the nova out, got that dirty again, laughed, put it away and started drinking lol

[pie]

finding out how unfit i am f lol getting back on a mountaun bike f lol

[mowgli]

save yourself any further embarassment, and send me your bike.... lol lol lol

[mowgli]

being sat in the a&e dept in leicester cos the replacement knee my mrs got 6 weeks ago has got an infection...... Thats not the cause of my pissedoffness, no, watching the malingerers coming in with truly minor ailments to get another week on the box... And the woman who was brought in on a trolley after a car crash who has been wailing like a norwegan fisherman... We all reckon that she's got nowt up with her, simply cos she was making too much noise...

[turbojolt]

being sat in the a&e dept in leicester cos the replacement knee my mrs got 6 weeks ago has got an infection...... Thats not the cause of my pissedoffness, no, watching the malingerers coming in with truly minor ailments to get another week on the box... And the woman who was brought in on a trolley after a car crash who has been wailing like a norwegan fisherman... We all reckon that she's got nowt up with her, simply cos she was making too much noise...


i hate that i was in a&e when something happened to my thumb (found out i dislocated it but it popped back in by its self) and a guy showed up that cut open his leg with a chainsaw!!!!!!!!!! and i was seen first!, fook only knows what they were thinking but i couldnt change there mind.

[turbojolt]

p.s hope she is alright mate

[mowgli]

yeah, she'll survive... I'm surprised i haven't seen you down here now your cast is off, trying to milk another week on the tom & dick so you can fix that corsa lol lol

[turbojolt]

yeah, she'll survive... I'm surprised i haven't seen you down here now your cast is off, trying to milk another week on the tom & dick so you can fix that corsa lol lol

got next week off ;) cant afford any more time off anyways been on half pay since the 19th lol im on extra light dutys when i go back to work aswell

[mowgli]

extra light? Having seen 'gas board workers' and there is an oxymoron if ever i heard of one, google it lol, extra light ??? What do they make you do, sit on a chaise longue & eat grapes for the week?

[turbojolt]

running parts and paper work around for people rather then squeezing in tight little cupboards going up and down loads of stairs and dealing with ratty knob head customers ect.. more then likely going to end up doing more then normal lol

[General Baxter]

having my phone camera shot out, whilst playing army lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmYQxPf-w_k&feature=youtu.be

[mowgli]

i'd love to see you in the phone shop explaining why you need a new one lol

[General Baxter]

its ok, its a proper phone, nokia, turn it back on and off, now all working again,

if it was an iphone, it would have exploded lol

[mowgli]

or if it was a real bullet lol lol

[General Baxter]

i would not a climbed up a pylon :p

[mk1nova_rich]

People who don't work, yet have everything :mad:

[turbojolt]

People who don't work, yet have everything :mad:

but self respect

[Iain]

Who needs self respect when you've got a massive TV.

[turbojolt]

so British gas failed me on a audit for leaving pig tails going in to a electric meter, but now there using photos of new installs with them in the promo material :wtf:

[scott.parker]

Car tax/ MOT's and generally not having enough time space to sort things...

[MK999]

Car tax/ MOT's and generally not having enough time space to sort things...

WHAT?! You only work half days! lol

[turbojolt]

WHAT?! You only work half days! lol

dont forget when there asked to work full ones they go on strike aswell!!!! lol

[scott.parker]

**** off you bellends!
I work from 6.30 till 2.30/3.00pm most days and then Tuesday/Friday i do evening collections till 6.30pm so work over 12hrs a day on them days and have to work 3 out of 4 Saturdays.

[turbojolt]

well done Mk you've upset him now, hope your happy with your self prick.

[pie]

no mail for you mr MK f lol lol

[Edd]

Letter bomb ftw

[pie]

lol

[8valve-craig]

Chinese takeaway closed on monday? Whats that all about?

[mowgli]

Chinese takeaway closed on monday? Whats that all about?
cos the poorly paid sods work the other 6 days

[mowgli]

getting a kidney stone.....i think i now know what a stabbing feels like

[turbojolt]

getting a kidney stone.....i think i now know what a stabbing feels like

playing 'one up' with the missus i see, she ask you to do the washing up or something?

[mowgli]

i came home from visiting her in the leicester royal infirmary, put the bins out, was just about to cook my dinner & it felt like someone had shot me..

i've been doing a lot of domestic chores...

[novadave24]

post man is a div cant even put a package few the door just leaves it on the door step :(

[scott.parker]

Being made to use time line on FB and it's glitching like a mofo!

[Tanya.]

Payday today and I have about £20 left after paying nursery fees :(

[Asa-James]

Work! Getting fed up of fixing everyone else's jobs

[brownbear]

Not enough Cake in the world for me today.... Victoria sponge and chocolate rolly polly don't cut it these days..... I need more cake!

[hotrod]

Work! Getting fed up of fixing everyone else's jobs

I hear that! :mad:

[paul080803]

Putting my car back to standard ish! Many a stupidly air gunned tight bolt with added thread lock to really f*** me off! Done now though so the argument with BMW can begin

Before

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu310/paul080803/Yellow%20M3/P1020630.jpg

After :(

http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu310/paul080803/Yellow%20M3/10d386d5.jpg

[John]

Doing "customer delight" training. grrr.

[MK999]

So you have to go beyond serving them now, and delight them instead? :d

[John]

So you have to go beyond serving them now, and delight them instead? :d

yeah, they would have you sucking them off if they could! lol

[brownbear]

Doing "customer delight" training. grrr.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

[Hobbit]

Hope you get it sorted asap Paul, so you can get the bm back to how it was.

Nothing has pissed me off today, life is to short.

[mowgli]

Work! Getting fed up of fixing everyone else's jobs

i'd hate to work on cars all day, it would kill the enjoyment

[Hayley]

work work work!

Im not even at my normal place of work at the moment but im hearing yet more stories of my supervisor playing kiss ass to his favourite on our squad. this has been going on for years. She is being given all the opportunities..so much so, that emails asking for volunteers for things are not even getting past the supervisor as he is already wanting HER to do it... and worse of all..she is only a fcuking part timer! :mad::mad::mad:

and breath...

[Southie]

Nothing pissed me off today :)

[mowgli]

but is she putting out for the supervisor, or is she playing him up??

[Hayley]

just being a huge suck up I think. He prob would tho

[16xe_chris]

Getting resin in my eye!! Fook it burns lol

[turbojolt]

Getting resin in my eye!! Fook it burns lol

not wearing the appropriate ppe tut tut tut

[16xe_chris]

Lmao if I followed h+s guidelines I'd still be reading all if the tins lol

Just need to be less messy me thinks ha

[turbojolt]

my dog just headbutted his way out of the garden! broke the small chain i had on the gate god only knows what he was going for but he was on his way to the main road! luckly when i called him he come running back

and that reminds me i need to renew his insurance the little cont.

[mowgli]

locum doctors

[Asa-James]

People! Including you...

[turbojolt]

lost the phone number for the people that offered me 140 quid for the corsa, now im only geting 100 quid quotes grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[swedge]

had to buy another tyre for the vectra £62 as i got a puncture on the side

same happened yesterday on a different wheel another £62 pound!

[mowgli]

lost the phone number for the people that offered me 140 quid for the corsa, now im only geting 100 quid quotes grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
excuse me???

the corsa with the head in bits????

why are you scrapping it?? i'd pay more than a ton for it.

[turbojolt]

it appears the fats and the flaccid have decided to race motor vehicles out side my house, again!

[pie]

police grrrr

[mowgli]

/\ is that some welsh thing? or did their dog bite you?

[turbojolt]

looking through my photobucket account and found these photos of when my dog was attacked!!

http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/Photo2258.jpg
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr119/turbojolt/Photo2266.jpg

reminded me that they never did pay the vet bill, ****ing scummy cunts!!!

[Asa-James]

^^what happened?

[Hayley]

parking on the M25 for over an hour today for no apparent reason.

[mowgli]

i bet that annoyed them.......lol was it near the m3 perchance??

[mowgli]

my wife is still not out of hospital

my middle daughter thought it would be funny to hide in a wardrobe to scare smallest daughter... and managed to flatten the shelf & 3 drawers inside.... ikea stuff is not built to hold a large teenager.... i have refused to fix it.

i have no beer in the house

i have to get up at 5am

[Asa-James]

The cav splitting a fuel line, luckily 200 yards from home so disaster averted

[turbojolt]

^^what happened?

happened a while ago now was on the way back from the park with him and some cunts dog jumped over there garden fence and latched on to him, i kicked and punched the **** out of there dog while the owners tryed to pull him off and his wife was screaming at me to stop! **** that wanted to kill it, my dog see the dog charging at it and all he did was wag his tail like it was time to play! there dog wouldnt let go so i barged in to there house got a kitchen knife witht he full intentions of killing there dog, the dog must have seen me running out of the house with this massive fook off knife and let go, took hi to the vets then to the vetenary hospital he stayed there for 2 days never felt so upset cried my self to sleep the first night thinking he was going to die, 550 quid later i got him home cried tears of joy never been so realived, he was drugged to the eyeballs was so funny sat there dribbling like a stonner lol

got him right back out the day after he come back from the vets playing with dogs running about all happy, 3 months later he cut his back pad in half :O another 450 quid vet bill lol

[Asa-James]

One of the reasons Lola is insured :)

And don't forget, staffs are "evil dogs" all they do is kill things...

[turbojolt]

One of the reasons Lola is insured :)

And don't forget, staffs are "evil dogs" all they do is kill things...

i know this horrid ******* is here right now!!!!!!! asleep with his head on my foot what a evil conttttttttttttttt lol

i had him for 3 years with out one problem so didnt bother with insurance (yes i know how stupid it sounds) and then out of the blue 2 things happen and it cost me over £1000 ...................best money Ive ever spent would have paid 10 times that to make sure he was alright seriously love this dog :D

[Iain]

Machined Nova hub (£60) appears too big for my new wheel bearing (£22)

BMW tax came through (£220)

Front brake pads appear knackered, only found out during bearing change (cost £100 odd a little while ago)

Solicitors/people in house buying chain keep moving completion date back when I'm trying to organise stuff

Nova appears to be running like crap and drinking oil like a fish drinks water

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[John]

my wife is still not out of hospital

my middle daughter thought it would be funny to hide in a wardrobe to scare smallest daughter... and managed to flatten the shelf & 3 drawers inside.... ikea stuff is not built to hold a large teenager.... i have refused to fix it.

i have no beer in the house

i have to get up at 5am

How did today go?

[mowgli]

How did today go?
not much better to start off with...

got messed about all day & then the wagon had a fuel problem, so got covered in derv.....

got home to find the kids had not done any of the tidying up they had solemnly promised to do in return for pocket money, so house looked like hurricane higgins had been in it...

then rushed off into leicester and......

deb is back home woo hoo!!!!!

she is on crutches for a few more weeks & there is a hole in her knee where the infection burst its way out, so it will take time to heal up, i don't think she will be in the swimming cossie for a while yet.

[John]

good end to the day then :)

[mowgli]

i spose

[Andy]

Realising we need a new house.
Realising the gti is not what i want anymore.
Realising a Nova is.

[mowgli]

andy, are you feeling ok??

whatever next??? will mike start liking novas again????

[Novasport]

Realising the gti is not what i want anymore.
Realising a Nova is.

lol lol lol

[Andy]

Today im alright,going through a bout of anxiety at the minute but yeah im good lol
I dont get the same buzz working on the 205,my hearts not in it tbh.
Go on have a good laugh at me you plums lol

[turbojolt]

glad to hear she is back home safe mate, hopefully she recovers quickly and runs the hoover around :)

[mowgli]

glad to hear she is back home safe mate, hopefully she recovers quickly and runs the hoover around :)

several more weeks of not doing hoovering.... i asked the quack....i'll just cover one of the kids in treacle & make her roll round on the floor till all the dog hairs get picked up, then sell her to the circus

[paul080803]

mowgli that is awesome! Have some rep!!!

[Bubba]

im eyeing up the rust on my rear arches for the respray....im not liking how its looking

[turbojolt]

apprantly im not a good dog owner as i work?!?!?!??!?!?

[Jack]

The bill from La Caverna

Andy - you disappoint me.

[novadave24]

bird poo on the car again :(

[yellow_seh]

finding out that the ladlord is selling the farm where my nova is, so unless i can find a workshop cheap ill have to sell it :(

[Edd]

Being referred to as Victor Meldew by work collegues and family
Realising I must be moaning at everything as ive got older
Putting on a stone in weight
Sport broken
On nightshift tonight

[Hobbit]

Being referred to as Victor Meldew by work collegues and family
Realising I must be moaning at everything as ive got older


Can't say we've noticed... :p

[Asa-James]

Having someone reverse into the cav. Then try and drive off. While I was stood next to it. Then denying she had done it as they "didn't know". Love, you just moved a tonnes worth of metal a good two inches, I'm pretty sure you noticed

[pie]

^^^ gutting dude much damage?

[Stuart]

Being referred to as Victor Meldew by work collegues and family




I'd never have said you were that cheery!

[John]

Can't say we've noticed... :p
Flol

[Asa-James]

Scuffed the plastic above the front number plate, it'll come out. More gutted that the cycle seems to have started again, the red cav was hit by two golfs in the first year of having it, and it was a golf that hit the new one!

[TeddyThom]

Getting a parking ticket, whilst clearly in the lines of a loading bay, clearly marked up as a courier, and clearly delivering a package to the shop right outside of it!

[mowgli]

write them the std snotty letter... i've long since stopped being polite about them

[paul080803]

Opening my top mounts and instantly realising they won't fit the car! Listed as corsa b pre 97 and tigra a and was advised on here they would fit.

So either the advise was wrong or they are not corsa top mounts! At least they were only £8

[mowgli]

the listing is correct.... post a piccy up in a mech thread & see if someone can id them

[turbojolt]

a guy i know from my old area got stabbed 10 times last night, punchered his lung and he has 15 stitches, so ****ing glad ive moved away from all that ****,

why cant people just take a slap with out getting tooled up?

[pikey1986]

because without said tools they would have their asses handed to them on a plate

[turbojolt]

i blame Mowgli 100%, he said do something nice and it will get you in with you neighbors

so a guy knocks on my front door (from round the corner) asking if i work for British gas and did i know how to get a pilot light lit? as he has never done it before, i said yer i can give it a go for you thinking i would try and be a helpfully neighbor

when i get there he has a comi boiler?? and his wife shows up going on about how she called me earlyer in the day (like i answer British gas phone calls) and thought it would be better to just knock on my door then trying to arrange a British gas home care visit as that way they would have to have a day off work

wtf cant believe they tried tricking me into servicing there boiler cheeky cunts, never trying to be helpfully again!

[raf24]

Sold my golf tonight,have to drive the bloody nova to work all week now :(

[turbojolt]

had the embarrassment of weighing my self at the doctors 111.7 kgs-17.5 stone 5ft 11", fat cont cant even go for a jog with out my ankle locking up and server foot pain or go to town on the boxing bag with this dam hand



off to stick my fingers down my throught lol

[mowgli]

tj... to start off your exercise plan, simply stand further away from the biscuit tin for a week, then next week put it at the top of the stairs.

sorry, but those neighbours are funny, next time i come to yours, i'm going to visit them and personally thank them for the laff.

[John]

A7 ambient lighting grrrrr

[turbojolt]

tj... to start off your exercise plan, simply stand further away from the biscuit tin for a week, then next week put it at the top of the stairs.

sorry, but those neighbours are funny, next time i come to yours, i'm going to visit them and personally thank them for the laff.

there conts, big massive sweaty hair conts, im just going to go back to ignoring everyone i live near, they can all go funk them selfs the retarded derby mongrels lol

[John]

17 and half stone? You don't look it. I have cut out beer, biscuits, crisps and snacks and lost half a stone in a month.

[Edd]

I used to be able to eat everything

Hit 31 and now can't eat fcuk all without putting weight on :(lol

[Alex J]

Dvla, licence due back may the 22nd, its the 14th of f***ing august, still **** all, ****ers.

[Andy]

Dvla, licence due back may the 22nd, its the 14th of f***ing august, still **** all, ****ers.
**** *******s show my 205 as unlicensed,even though the date it shows is the day i resorned it,AND HAVE THE CONFRIMATION FEKKING EMAIL.
Honestly,its the blind leading the fukking blind.
If they try and fine me i'll get in touch with my solicitor,hes been quiet on my behalf the last few years lol

[raf24]

nova broken again,feckin thing :cry::cry::cry:

[turbojolt]

**** *******s show my 205 as unlicensed,even though the date it shows is the day i resorned it,AND HAVE THE CONFRIMATION FEKKING EMAIL.
Honestly,its the blind leading the fukking blind.
If they try and fine me i'll get in touch with my solicitor,hes been quiet on my behalf the last few years lol

ive got a 80 quid fine for the nova not being sorn, when i called them they carried saying they couldnt discuss it on the phone i asked who should i call or where should i go, they said they cant help me??????????????????? i cant be arsed im going to let the bailifts come round and ping them out!! conts

[Andy]

Well i have had no letter,no call,no reminder,nothing.Only reson i know is because i had a look at the date of 1st reg the other day for an advert.
So as far as im concerned,the mistake is on their part.
As said i have the confirmation email which i will take action with if needs be.

[Andy]

Date of Liability14 06 2012Date of First Registration21 03 1989Year of Manufacture1989Cylinder Capacity (cc)1580ccCO2 EmissionsNot AvailableFuel TypePETROLExport MarkerNVehicle StatusUnlicensed

Thank you for using DVLA Vehicle Licensing Online (www.taxdisc.direct.gov.uk).
Your SORN declaration has been successful.


Fukking mongs

[TeddyThom]

Realizing that I have broke the only speakers in my car and now have no tunes :(

[pie]

^^hi fi speakers ftw lol

[pikey1986]

still getting my ex's mail delivered to my house even though ive sent back countless letters with 'not know at this address'

[turbojolt]

only got half a roof on my shed right now, and as the people in derby right now will confirm its pissing it down lol

[Stuart]

still getting my ex's mail delivered to my house even though ive sent back countless letters with 'not know at this address'


Send a (POLITE!!) letter to royal mail stating that you are receiving lots of mail for XYZ name(s) and they will stop about 95% of it from being delivered. We had to do that when the previous owner of our house didnt bother telling people he'd moved.




pissed off at losing lots of skin trying to reconnect an AML Virage electric seats while jammed in the down position :(

[scott.parker]

Send a (POLITE!!) letter to royal mail stating that you are receiving lots of mail for XYZ name(s) and they will stop about 95% of it from being delivered. We had to do that when the previous owner of our house didnt bother telling people he'd moved.

Stu's right, but you can call, or use an email system to do it, make her pay for some redirections if i was you! lol

But if your sick of getting them just bin them without opening them (not that im meant to say this) as long as you have not opened them your not breaking any law, so if you bin them it up to you.
OR you can use a blue mark pen to cross out the address (as in totally so it's not seen and it cant come back to you) and circle the return address if there is one, then pop it back in the post, then RM will kill it off, and return it to the sender address as addressee gone away, then the companies will update there records also.

[scott.parker]

What pissed me off today, well first off the fact i got drenched delivering! and then secondly some chavy scrawny smack head knob cheese tried to threaten me, so i first politely said if your going to be abusive i will not deliver the mail and tried to walk away, so he grab the mail off me and stated getting in my face.. (now thing is im meant to keep calm and just walk away as im a public figure etc...)

But if i was just dressed in normal clothes and on the street he would not have been like this to me, and i even said this, so he said come back after you finish work! So this pushed my buttons, i lost it and said if wanted to start something to come do it now as i went bothered, he just stood there giving me verbal, so i said, **** off you benefit thieving smack head little ****, its cunts like you that the hard working keep all day long, he then said what you staring at, i said, looks to be a inbred smack head!

Thing is this **** lives on benefits in a council flat, but yet he's got enough money some how to afford a 07 plate civic type R!! i cant afford one FFS!

Also if had of assaulted me he would get done big time as it's a straight up prison worthy offense to assault a postal worker on duty, almost as bad as it is to assault a police officer! lol wish he had..

[turbojolt]

dont let it get to you scott i get that at work all the time (mainly by women) one guy started and got right in my face, i waited for this one lady and her kids to be out of the way (dont want anyone see me hit someone while I'm meant to be working lol) and went for him pussy ran off into his house before i could land one on his chin, grrrrrrrrrrr thats why i have a boxing bag helps release the tension of not open hand pimp slapping all the retard customers i have to deal with

[_Jake]

****ing hate women

[Neon_Lights]

****ing hate women

all of them?

and go you telling that wee scum the truth :D

the only thing that annoyed me today was getting stuck behind a retard that decided to sit through a green light whilst i was trying to time travel to work! grr