whats pissed you off today?

[Benn]

as long as you are at the same speed as the traffic on the main carriageway, and you leave a reasonable gap, undertaking on the sliproad is perfectly legal....

blasting down it as fast as you can then crapping yourself & trying to play chicken when you find a line of trucks there should be a hanging offence

I know, i've looking for and finding my gap/space at least half way down the slip road, so i know if i need more or less speed...

[Alex J]

not being able to draw £2250 quid out fast enough on a saturday night to buy a jamaica yellow sr

[dgbnova#1]

What he said ^ grrrrrrr

[Spudly]

not being able to draw £2250 quid out fast enough on a saturday night to buy a jamaica yellow sr



Its not an SR, but you can have mine if youre happy to spend £2k on a nova lol

[Alex J]

Its not an SR, but you can have mine if youre happy to spend £2k on a nova lolit isnt skip yellow so im out!

[Spudly]

Ahh furry muff, you cant blame me for trying lol


It's got genuine sport clocks though :d

And a sport rear bumper :cool:

[mowgli]

having to get my dog put to sleep this morning.

the old girl was nearly 17, and she'd had a massive stroke over night sat/sun & she couldn't work her left-hand side. i keep getting told we did the right thing, but i feel like the worst person ever. i buried her at the farm where work are based. our house is not a happy place to be tonight.

[mk1nova_rich]

I really is the right thing to do, I often wish it could be done with people to stop months of suffering. We had our cat put down at 15 and although it was very sad it was unfair to try and keep her alive when half her organs were failing :(

[dgbnova#1]

Did the same not so long ago she was 13 feel ure pain mate but as u said defo did the best for her in that situation

[_Jake]

Girl ive been seeing for the past 2 years has called it quits with me, gutted. :(

[Jeff16v]

having to get my dog put to sleep this morning.

the old girl was nearly 17, and she'd had a massive stroke over night sat/sun & she couldn't work her left-hand side. i keep getting told we did the right thing, but i feel like the worst person ever. i buried her at the farm where work are based. our house is not a happy place to be tonight.

gutted for you and the family fella. My kids still keep telling me the cat died and it was months ago. Our four year old starts crying every time she remembers.

you did the kindest thing for a pet you cared about, no one should be left to suffer.

horrible timing.

[Jeff16v]

Girl ive been seeing for the past 2 years has called it quits with me, gutted. :(

Bad times, any reason?

[Keif]

Girl ive been seeing for the past 2 years has called it quits with me, gutted. :(

Bad times.

Click Me (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?92030-pictures-of-your-mrs/page343)

[TeddyThom]

Girl ive been seeing for the past 2 years has called it quits with me, gutted. :(

Damn :(

I managed to almost slice the top of my finger off today at work. Didn't even realise til I noticed the blood on my hand!

[Jeff16v]

Damn :(

I managed to almost slice the top of my finger off today at work. Didn't even realise til I noticed the blood on my hand!
i hope you aren't in catering, a portion of Richard please waiter,

[turbojolt]

6 months of work turned in to 2 days and im now being ripped off for half the time I done over them two days.............brilliant

[TeddyThom]

i hope you aren't in catering, a portion of Richard please waiter,

lollollol

No I don't work in catering. I work as a storesman for an aerospace engineering company. Was cutting some cardboard up for some chassis that I was sending out and sliced a portion of my finger off.

[Jeff16v]

lollollol

No I don't work in catering. I work as a storesman for an aerospace engineering company. Was cutting some cardboard up for some chassis that I was sending out and sliced a portion of my finger off.
Doh, sounds like a cool job. theres probably a health and safety course for that. ;-)

[_Jake]

Bad times, any reason?
kinda grew apart really. Only 19 so it was bound to happen! onwards........

[SimonTW]

Nova shell auction ended on e-bay earlier. After this weekend I'll be a Nova owner no more.

[novadave24]

one word BUS I hate them this what happened to my car today :(
http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o585/novadave24/IMG_2523.jpg

[Jeff16v]

^ bad times.
My boss refusing to pay travel claims to our new extra hospital sites, 135 miles this month. £90.

want me to use public transport.

[novadave24]

that is crazy jeff I now have to ride my bike to work now but only for tomorrow get a hire car sunday

[mowgli]

^ bad times.
My boss refusing to pay travel claims to our new extra hospital sites, 135 miles this month. £90.

want me to use public transport.

so use public transport, keep the tickets/receipts & log the time taken. then if you are carrying equipment, to use, remember that you can't carry more than 25kg, so may need multiple trips. then see what its costing them over a month...

ps. round here, workers on mileage for the nhs use a mapping based system so the boss can see the distances travelled

[TeddyThom]

Nova shell auction ended on e-bay earlier. After this weekend I'll be a Nova owner no more.

You'll be back in the future with another one :)


one word BUS I hate them this what happened to my car today :(
http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o585/novadave24/IMG_2523.jpg
Sh!t son!

Lack of coffee in my house is disturbing. Now I have to go and face people to go and get some.

[kbf71]

Just had two pikeys come up my drive to try and buy some scrap because I'm stripping a car out there. Didn't stop them having a peek in the garage and the shed though, so I'm off out to buy some chains and padlocks now that they've had a good look around. Everything containing any metal is getting fully locked down!

Anyone in the Barton area - beware.

[mowgli]

/\ i find a simple yet very aggressive 'what the hell are you doing?' does the trick...

[Andy]

I did that in my old back yard.
Saw one looking over the fence...
"the fukk you looking at?!"
"eerr err dya want that scrap taking away boss?"
"nah do I fukk il weigh it meself thanks"
Then fired up my stihl saw to continue cutting bricks.............

[mk1nova_rich]

Australia beating New Zealand

[Andy]

bodging ****ing ****ers.
I hate it when ya buy yaself a car that has been spannered by total thunderheads.
Some monkey has managed to round off a SUMP PLUG ffs

[Chay84]

Just missed out on a Audi a4 s line on eBay was winning for last 10 seconds as well

[SGA33]

Running around like a blue arsed fly at work while everyone else seems to be on a different planet.

[ocdstigy]

Woman.

[Jeff16v]

Sat in a meeting today where a 2 year old had an incurable brain tumour, won't make Christmas.

it puts things into perspective.

[mowgli]

that sounds like a rough day

[raf24]

The wind blowing some of my fcuking roof off the house :mad:

[scott.parker]

My only day off this week, i wanted to get stuff done, but been nursing a killer migraine since 4am,vomit the lot..

[SimonTW]

I suffer migraines quite a lot. Nurofen Migraine always sorts it out or makes it manageable!

[scott.parker]

I suffer migraines quite a lot. Nurofen Migraine always sorts it out or makes it manageable!

Been shoving paracetamol, ibuprofen, an neproxen down my throat all day, feeling better after sleeping most the day, but there's still a numb niggle in my left side my head and behind my eye..

[mowgli]

that will only be shifted by generous use of whisky

[silk violet]

EVERYTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!! the nova is pissing me off at the mo as its playing up and cant figure out the problem and to top it off i was trying to build a false floor in my boot and thought i,ll pull the generator out and it starts leaking fuel then the pull rope wheel brakes off so no work for me today... i,m getting to the stage where if some1 came over with £1500 i would prob let it go as its driving me mental.... ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[dgbnova#1]

Address lol ^

They do get to you when its like that

[silk violet]

:wall:

[Damoh]

Went to fix radio in nova took it out no fecking wires there just what i need!got feling this will be fun

[Alex J]

VAUXHALL CORSA BS, ****TIST CARS EVER MADE , and the smilys on this forum still dont ****ing work on my computer

[dgbnova#1]

Ooops the black beast not to well?

[Alex J]

Ooops the black beast not to well?the black beast is the biggist piece of **** ever made lol

[dgbnova#1]

:wall::wall: funny that's not what u said when I seen you lol

[Damoh]

VAUXHALL CORSA BS, ****TIST CARS EVER MADE , and the smilys on this forum still dont ****ing work on my computer

Ah bey hey leave the old corsa b alone!maybe m just biased cos iv 4 of them!

[Novasport]

Ah bey hey leave the old corsa b alone!maybe m just biased cos iv 4 of them!

Eh!?! :mf:

[MK999]

Eh!?! :mf:

Read it in an Irish accent, it works then.

[mowgli]

it only really works for 'whale oil beef hooked'

[mk1nova_rich]

What a ****ing fix...how did that boring miserable ****ing prick ever win a personality award?? ****er

[jonn]

removing seam sealer the last 2 days, what a sh!t job.

[TeddyThom]

Fecking nova won't start.

[abznovasport]

Internal error message I keep getting on this site when i have 12 hours to kill and Im trying to read a thread lol

[bazzap8389]

^ I've been getting the same one all day as well!

[abznovasport]

Wasnt sure if it was the firewall on the computer im using out here, must be a png thing

[pie]

spending 8 hours in A&E :(

[maddogdaz666]

Finding a low mileage van very cheap but being ******* skint

[mowgli]

spending 8 hours in A&E :(

but aren't you a doctor??? lol lol

[bazzap8389]

What a ****ing fix...how did that boring miserable ****ing prick ever win a personality award?? ****er
IMO he deserved it... He done what no other Brit has managed to do in a very long time.

[pie]

but aren't you a doctor??? lol lol

WTF mike lol lol I cant be trusted with a spoon lol lol


I poke holes in cars for a living lol lol

[bazzap8389]

lol lol lol

[mk1nova_rich]

Some foreign **** pulled out on me on a roundabout yesterday and I went into the back corner of his car...hes just rung me up accusing me of speeding and losing control and being totally at fault :tard: wants me to give him money to fix his car. Should have trusted my instincts about him being insured. Wish our lass hadnt been with me cos I'd have ****ing levelled him :mad:

[bazzap8389]

Even if you was speeding still no excuse to pull out on you! A guy pulled out on me last year and I went into the side of the rear bumper tried I say i was going to fast etc (which I wasn't) insurance went in my favour because he cut me up.

[mk1nova_rich]

I was doing 20mph max...if I'd been speeding I'd have T-boned him FFS...fingers crossed

[mowgli]

report the accident/incident to the police.

it might straighten him up a tad

[SGA33]

The useless. car won't start unless you bump start it and now it won't go into 1st gear.Great as I have to travel a few hundredmiles tonight.

[MK999]

Well you weren't gonna do a few hundred miles in 1st gear so it shouldn't be too bad. 20, 5 mile trips would be an **** though lol

[millworm]

The wind! Big out storm outside and it keeps setting off the bloody car alarm!

[novadave24]

same here to much wind I cant here the tv lol

[millworm]

Tell me about it! I have a loft room so it's all I can bloody hear and then my f**king alarm goes off!

[Benn]

People that have no clue how to drive in any kinda of weather.

Ok it was windy and the rain was mega heavy. But you dont need to drive at 30mph in the middle road.
Even worse when its a Land Rover that was going around the puddles!

If you cant drive in it, DON'T DRIVE!

[Andy]

LOL I know exactly why they drive round them,cos when ya go through em it engulfs the windscreen .

[bazzap8389]

Was hoping to get up snowboarding today but the snow gates are closed due to the weather.

[bazil]

Fcuk being up there in this lol, i'll just go to the indoor slope on friday lol

[bazzap8389]

lol looks like a not too bad covering of snow they have it's just quite windy I think, I'm dying to use my new board lol don't want to ruin it on the dry slope though. Looks like it will be open on the 26th though. :)

That indoor place any good? Me and a few mates were thinking of going down.

[Benn]

LOL I know exactly why they drive round them,cos when ya go through em it engulfs the windscreen .

Like it does in my van, that's why we have wipers!

[bazil]

Yeah its much better than a dry slope mate, im still learning and have only been 4 or 5 times, it gets mega busy at peak times tho and the ques for the lifts are a bit long at times but still good to try out and get your snow fix in the summer lol

[bazzap8389]

I'll have to check it out in the new year then :) wish we had a place like that up here! Although the dry slope is here is very good, it's quite big and has jumps etc

[bazil]

Its actually really good as there is plenty to do around the place too, cinema, bowling, restaurants, shops including ellis brigham,dry wall climbing and the shopping centre too all in one place,

If you are down in glasgow you should pop into xscape and have a look, or have something to eat in tge china buffet king which has full length windows to watch folk on the slope

[millworm]

Driving home after picking up my new arb, a cucumber (yes a cucumber) got kicked up by the car in front and under mine subsequently smashing my air horn to pieces. I stopped to look and saw what was left of my horn but it was mainly bits of cucumber smashed into the bell housing. Then I got some random piece of trim (from another car) caught under my wheel at traffic lights so I dragged my wheel locked up a couple of feet. But other than that it's been an ok day, other than the rain.

[16v]

Driving home after picking up my new arb, a cucumber (yes a cucumber) got kicked up by the car in front and under mine subsequently smashing my air horn to pieces. I stopped to look and saw what was left of my horn but it was mainly bits of cucumber smashed into the bell housing. Then I got some random piece of trim (from another car) caught under my wheel at traffic lights so I dragged my wheel locked up a couple of feet. But other than that it's been an ok day, other than the rain.

I now have to write in what's made you happy today because the image of a flying cucumber has a cheered me up lol on another note it's a shame your air horn got bust

[millworm]

I now have to write in what's made you happy today because the image of a flying cucumber has a cheered me up lol on another note it's a shame your air horn got bust

It was only a cheapo ebay one, worst bit is now I have to get on the cold wet floor to fit it :(

[maddogdaz666]

Getting texts from eBay to55ers at 0:15 AM!!!

[nova_niek]

Happily trundling along the A6 up north towards Joure at 50 mph, some **** in a white VW/Mercedes van decided it was a good idea to ram his car into the back of my camper. Heard a loud bang (didn't feel it though - got to love heavy 1952 build quality) and he came flying by, littering the motorway with debris of his passenger mirror in the process. All I could see was that he was on Belgian plates but it all happened too quick to get his number. Tosser didn't bother to pull over and exchange details. Never mind, considering he managed to fold my (thick steel :thumb:) bike carrier and dent the drivers side rear end, he must have inflicted a shedload worth of £££ in damage to his van. :d

Here's the result...
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/nova_niek/magirus/DSC07115.jpg

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/nova_niek/magirus/DSC07116.jpg

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/nova_niek/magirus/DSC07120.jpg

[Benn]

^ Bet that made a miss of his car....

[mk1nova_rich]

What a ****er :mad:

This current trend of using sidelights combined with foglights - I really don't understand it :confused:

Or even better no lights at all, just foglights

[nova_stee]

Trying desprately to buy conversion mounts for my corsa but my money obviously isnt good enough. Argh

[bazzap8389]

Was my last proper day of my holiday today :( travelling back home tomorrow and then back to work on Tuesday, really cba after being off for almost 4 weeks!

[Keif]

eBay.....

Sold a Corsa door mirror, so though lets do it the "easy" way and pay for the postage and print the label out through eBay. Then I can just take it up the road to send it on it's way.

Paid for the postage, went to print the label out and "Page not found!".................

[millworm]

Was it dear? never used it myself

[Keif]

For the postage no.

But i've now paid to not be able to post it now!!!

Will try again tomorrow. If it still fails i'll go to the Post Office and claim my original payment back!

[millworm]

Defiantly mate, I don't even have a printer so i have to go there anyway

[mk1nova_rich]

Starting a game of poker at 7pm last night, by 1am I was winning by a mile then my luck disappeared and my chips slowly dwindled away and I called it a day at 3.45am lol

[novadave24]

boring work

[bazzap8389]

I've decided to make a start at getting my gt4 back on the road, needs a new suspension arm which is £460!!! Clutch needs done again aswell... About 1k for that. Fun

[dgbnova#1]

That seems a lot for the arm mate were is that from

[bazzap8389]

That was from fensport I've just found it for £400 now from camskill. Not even going to bother phoning Toyota... Rip of cunts they wouldn't even service my car anyway lol

[rubachuk]

youtube.

Seriously. I've had playlists on there for years, where the frig have they gone now?

FFS, is this suppoesed to be improved?

[pie]

went to srt why I ahd speakers in the integra this morning...

whipped the door cards off to find foam blanks !! lol lol japs are tight ****ers ayeee lol

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1016263_10201507518116934_595606233_n.jpg

[Benn]

Not a foam cover over the speaker?

[pie]

nope foam over empty hole benn lol

[Rich]

A nova is about to be killed on top gear by 3 idiots

[turbojolt]

Chasing money and being stuck in london.........i really miss my home

[16v]

nope foam over empty hole benn lol

I think all jdm type r's are like that I no some if the ep3 type r's hadn't even a radio to make the lighter

[mowgli]

having people take the piss out of me about nova ownership again....

[Andy]

katie hopkins on this benefits debate.
absolute fukkin idiot.
so far away from reality its untrue.

[L14MNP]

I think all jdm type r's are like that I no some if the ep3 type r's hadn't even a radio to make the lighter

Sure Pie's is a UK, quad headlight model.

[pie]

^^ ya limp it's ukdm model

once the foam was removed it already had the speaker adaptors there and the plug tied up into the loom in the door :)

so pretty much was plug n play kinda thing :)

[bazzap8389]

Just noticed just now some ****ing ball bag has hit the rear bumper on my audi and left a few Bonnie scratches. ****ing arseholes.

[dgbnova#1]

Rust

not on my car

not on the floor


not to be welded


IN MY F£?KIN EYE

[Benn]

Having to drive my Nova in the lashing rain.
Spinning the wheels when changing in to any gear.
Aqua plaining along most of the motorway..
Having a pissing snotty nose.

[turbojolt]

some funny guy put my phone on the electric hob and turned it, causing the phone to melt and the battery exploding in a puff of smoke........so bye bye contacts, photos, jobs and everything else i stored on there FML

[meritlover]

Corsa-C projector headlamp bulb change. WTF?!

[dgbnova#1]

Having to drive my Nova in the lashing rain.
Spinning the wheels when changing in to any gear.
Aqua plaining along most of the motorway..
Having a pissing snotty nose.

spotted this yesterday so that pissed me off driving a crap van while Benn went spinning past
well spotted with my good eye anyway

[Alex J]

taking our daughter outside to see her pregnant rabbit, to find it had four babys over night and it had killed them all :(

[Benn]

spotted this yesterday so that pissed me off driving a crap van while Benn went spinning past
well spotted with my good eye anyway

Glad you enjoyed me passing you.

[maddogdaz666]

Fixed the Signum! Yay!
Broke the exhaust boooo

[mowgli]

effing ebay deciding to go slow at the exact moment i was going to win an auction for a hella comet 500 lamp to complete my old set of driving lights ... so some get bought it for £1.20 & i didn't

[pie]

having my cav key'd on my own drive ffs !!

[bazzap8389]

I'm leaving to go snowboarding in 3 hours... I've not been to sleep yet. Wide awake! The joys of working nightshift I suppose.

[BlakeFourTwenty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1901142_10151948974658450_2009362399_n.jpg
Getting woken up at 3:00am being told Lenova is 'pouring out smoke and surrounded by blue lights'

Turns out the stupid **** left his wallet and phone on the floor. So he'll be getting a visit from myself and the fuzz

[dgbnova#1]

Wtf

[pie]

wtf

[Novasport]

The bloke that tried to torch your car left his phone and wallet behind.
What a tool! lol lol lol
At least you know who has done it, bet the police still will not charge them due to lack of evidence or some other poor excuse.

[mowgli]

that scum wants charging with a herd of bulls...

[yellow_seh]

havnt been on for a while but i needed a rant, after work on friday was driving down a narrow road and was forced off said road on to the grass verge, which then gave way sending me my dog and my discovery in to a 6 foot deep ditch, i had to get my boss to come out with a customers discovery so i had something to winch off of to recover myself, i ripped the snorkel, light bar and n/s mirror off. how ever i did manage to refit the snorkel and got a mirror cheap from breakers.

[pete17]

LIFE!! is pissing me off at the moment !!! are lass is still in hospital and ive not been out of hospital long, so if there is a "god" **** OFF YOU KNOB!!!! really low at the mo!!!!

sorry moan over!!

[turbojolt]

going to have to pay to have my car fixed as im usless and broke it while trying to fix it :tard:

[bazzap8389]

There's a new machine coming in at work soon, and I've been told I've got to move all my car parts etc to make space, no idea where I'm going to put my stuff already have to full lockups :(

[turbojolt]

my welding burn is starting to peel, leaving very sore patches underneath!

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1/1653632_10201655552736215_1712576459_n.jpg

[bazzap8389]

Just ****ed a rather expensive job at work today :( pissed off isn't the word

[Benn]

TJ, hell of a welding burn! Normally most are small balls of metal that burn ya.


And i'm stuck using my mrs S2, as my phones in for repair. Christ it's slow and bad to use. Need to force it to update.

[turbojolt]

yer I managed to stick my arm to the metal I was welding straight after boasting to someone about the epic almost perfect 1" weld I had just done :/

[Benn]

Pic or it didn't happen.

[turbojolt]

didn't get a picture was to busy crying like a little girl about my ouchie lol

[turbojolt]

its one of the first times I have ever seen a weld pool build up and follow my weld line with out blowing through, was a nice feeling before the bad feeling lol

[Alex J]

got driven out my job, onwards and upwards as they say, employers dont give two ****s about there staff anymore!!

[yellow_seh]

spent 4 hours today removing the dashboard from a mk2 clio to remove the heater matrix, after performing this thankless task i have decided that the most evil men in history sutch as Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, osama bin laden, Joseph Stalin, pol pot etc etc are not actually dead they are very much alive and are all working for various car manufacturers designing dash boards.

[Jack]

Having to pay £1.19 postage & handling fee at royal mail because an ebay seller - who charged me 99p postage - only put a 2nd class 49p stamp on the envelope.

[deneil_gsi2000]

Had a ****e day in work. Then on way home looking forward to my tea my rad decides to split in the vectra. Then I get home and find out that my misses has been out for dinner with her mate so decided she didn't want any tea so I can make sommat myself. And now the washing machines packed in.

So my misses has the nerve to disturb me during my beans on fackin toast that I Slaved over a hot microwave to make To say leave that and come sort the washing machine out. So I calmly put my tea down walk in the kitchen and ripped the ******* door off the washer in my temper. Which I now regret as it's me that has to pay for it lol

rant over

[Southie]

spent 4 hours today removing the dashboard from a mk2 clio to remove the heater matrix, after performing this thankless task i have decided that the most evil men in history sutch as Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, osama bin laden, Joseph Stalin, pol pot etc etc are not actually dead they are very much alive and are all working for various car manufacturers designing dash boards.
lol, Stuart off here is there line manager.... Joke, love you Mr Borg lol

[yellow_seh]

It's all good now the guy decided to scrap the car after we discovered the head gasket had gone too, so I don't have to put it back together yaaaaay

[nova_niek]

Last week I was after a new(ish) car. Needed a loan for that. Already paid the seller €100 in advance, assuming the loan would be sorted by the end of the week. The bank decided it wasn't going to happen due to various reasons so I had to call off my agreement with the seller. This weekend, naive me discovered that when a buyer cancels a deal, the seller gets to keep the prepayment. This is part of our trade laws. Not only that, but I had a 3L-specialist come over last week to do a full checkup for €150. So that's €250 down the drain and no car. To say I am pissed off is an understatement. I guess we all live and learn...

If you must know, the car I was on about is a 2003 VW Lupo 3L with heaps of options.
http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff333/nova_niek/auto/Lupo/22-rrt-6/22-rrt-6a.jpg~original

[turbojolt]

been owed money for a month for work I done and now people are not answering the phone to me..............all I want to do is crack someone on the chin now its a piss take im half broke and cant even get my daily fixed to get more work FML!

[Andy]

That's exactly why im glad to say im no longer self employed,got sick of hearing...."aw man cant I pay later all iv done is pay pay pay this month"
Fukk off dikkhead dya think I don't have to or summat?

[turbojolt]

im looking for full time employment again its just not that easy to find the right job, most companies just want agencies workers now days so they can **** them off as and when they feel like it. its disgraceful.

[turbojolt]

Ive had to turn down 3 weeks worth of work because I couldn't get there as well which is not a NICE feeling when money is tight

[mowgli]

bastid health & safety bloke.....


EXAMPLE
we want to cut some concrete with a stihl saw....

ok its at a food factory...

we have a water canister dust suppression system...

HIM:not good enough, it might fail & we might get some dusk on us....

ME:ok, we'll wear our dust masks that we brought....

HIM:not good enough, have you been 'face fitted' by a qualified person??????????

ME:I'm sorry, but why would we need to?????

HIM:because its a new HSE rule, and you need it.....


because of this tosser we have managed 2 hrs work in 2 days for 4 blokes.... the project manager is tearing his hair out because we aren't making progress, but as we keep telling him, every time we comply with the last idiotic rule, along comes another one to stop us.... this health & safety bloke is better than Arthur scargill at stopping men working

[bazil]

Having a workmate killed on site by reversing lorry,

Only 33 years old, such a shame,

[brainsnova]

Cut all the cornice bits cut for my kitchen units then wasn't happy and ripped it all off

[turbojolt]

Having a workmate killed on site by reversing lorry,

Only 33 years old, such a shame,

poor guy

[Mike]

HSE... my best friends lol

Funking wenker jobs worths.

[bazil]

poor guy

True mate, he was just doing his job and lost his life because someone else didnt follow site saftey rules,

[Mike]

True mate, he was just doing his job and lost his life because someone else didnt follow site saftey rules,

No banksman?

[Royston]

Having a workmate killed on site by reversing lorry,

Only 33 years old, such a shame,

Sad news matey

[bazil]

No banksman?

That what we believe but nobody is confirming it,

[mowgli]

shyte bazil.... how the hell did that happen???

[Mike]

That what we believe but nobody is confirming it,

Your employer is in the shiznit big time if there wasn't one then.

Never a nice thing to happen unfortunately.

[bazil]

Your employer is in the shiznit big time if there wasn't one then.

Never a nice thing to happen unfortunately.

Its nothing to do with our company, the lad who died worked for the main contractor, the driver who was in the truck was a sub contractor and we are another sub contractor

But we all do the same jobs together almost every night.
Motorway resufacing is dangerous at the best of times, but its still a shock.

[Mike]

Its nothing to do with our company, the lad who died worked for the main contractor, the driver who was in the truck was a sub contractor and we are another sub contractor

But we all do the same jobs together almost every night.
Motorway resufacing is dangerous at the best of times, but its still a shock.

I see, bit of a tangled web of companies then.

I know its dangerous, I had a contract via another sub contractor to the highways agency working nights on the M42/A42 repainting bridge support bearings many years ago. Only thing stopping a car hitting my MEWP was a line of cones on an unlit motorway. Had an incredibly close call with a HGV taking out a sign/sand bagging weights about 2am one morning.

[clubberlang23]

Arranging to view this
Vauxhall nova
www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-nova/1049365274
booked the day off work, paid £40 for train ticket, £45 to change insurance over only for the complete f@#king knob end to mess me about!! Nearly £100 wasted and a days hoilday wasted-����������

[maddogdaz666]

Ordered an engagement ring to be made on the 7th December. It's now almost 3 month after and it's still not ****ing ready!!!!!
I've proposed, booked the venue, she's sorted the wedding dress and bridesmaid dresses, the photographer is booked, only thing left to do for the wedding is, mens suits and build the car I'm driving there!!! It's beyond a ****ing joke now!

[brainsnova]

Your better of single lol

[mowgli]

engagement rings are bs anyway..most likely created by jewellers to coin it in even more.....I've just celebrated my 19th anniversary, and she still hasn't had an engagement ring.....

[dgbnova#1]

Recovering from small operation starting to hurt now but loveing my new boobs just the little fella to go now and the transformation from caterpillar to butterfly completed lol

[nova_niek]

Recovering from small operation starting to hurt now but loveing my new boobs just the little fella to go now and the transformation from caterpillar to butterfly completed lol

Say what? lol

[dgbnova#1]

lol lol lol

[chrisd1986]

Say what? lol

Well you never thought he had a big feller did you lol lol

[turbojolt]

strangely.................... its being offered 11 quid a hour, only problem being its a 4/5 hour round trip and 11 hour shifts and the agency not understanding or wanting to pay for accommodation, im really annoyed at my self for not being able to physically do it!

[dgbnova#1]

Fed up of day time tv If I have to watch another DNA result I'm gona scream

[Benn]

Don't watch it then^

[Southie]

Our Focus has decided to be problem today, the battery light is staying on :(
Probably the belt or alternator but can't get anyone to fix it and I need the car to take the wife to a hen party tonight!!!!

Edd I agree Ford tat lol

[Benn]

MR S,
1, why arnt you driving a Vauxhall?
B can't you change the belt/alt?

[Southie]

MR S,
1, why arnt you driving a Vauxhall?
B can't you change the belt/alt?
It's the wife's car, I don't have a car.
I don't have any tools to do anything lol

[Benn]

You what? What kinda man are you....

[Southie]

I'm no mechanic :(

[Benn]

It's not a hard job, few bolts. But understandable.

[torquey]

Ford=fixed or repaired daily lol.

[mowgli]

It's the wife's car


so let her fix it, because women always know better than men.....

my mrs did when her golf mk2's alt. light came on, when she was living 70 miles from me at college, so I explained exactly how to check if the belt was there or not, the next night I rang to be told it was there I told her not to use it till I could get there at the weekend, she said ok... 3 days later, she rang me cos she had driven 30 miles & it died.... so I raced there to get to where it was before the only car parts place shut, at 8, to find she wasn't with the car... after a frantic chase round, I found her at her sisters house cos her uncle was visiting from australia... we got to it at 8:05pm to find, no sodding fan belt... she then explained that she had been too busy to check, so she'd lied... she ended up paying someone to fix it, cos I wouldn't speak to her for a couple of weeks.

[Southie]

so let her fix it, because women always know better than men.....

I'd rather try and get the car fixed than let the missus attempt it, she could fix it but if it broke down it would still be my fault lol

[turbojolt]

Ford=fixed or repaired daily lol.

bull **** both my fords have been reliable.......apart from one blowing a engine lol

[Southie]

Tbh this focus has been brilliant, in the last three years of owning it we've had only a clutch and a thermostat on it... It's now done 149,000 mile and ran fine... Until the battery light stuck on!!!! HELP ME lol

[dgbnova#1]

Ford=fixed or repaired daily lol.
Filler Or Rust Decide ! Lol

[mowgli]

fords are no better or worse than anything Vauxhall have ever made......

[mowgli]

what pissed me off was the kamakazi antics before the 1st corner that clouted massa off the track....

[Edd]

Fcuked off for weeks

Not enough cash
Not enough time
Too much work
Too much house renovation to do
Not enough spare time for nova work
Fed up with nightshifts

[Andy]

Morrisons sending a letter saying all my mrs details have been exposed

[mk1nova_rich]

Not having a Nova
Not having a car of any sort
Not having enough spare money to buy one
Time flying by and don't seem to be making progress with owt
Not having enough space for all my stuff
No pay rise at work
Being relocated further away with work
Various other things too lol

[bazzap8389]

^ Maybe it's time to find a new job mate lol

[turbojolt]

buy my nova im sick of it

[mk1nova_rich]

^ Maybe it's time to find a new job mate lol

I was hoping they would make me redundant TBH but can't see it happening now lol

[bazzap8389]

Oh i see haha. What is it you do?

[mk1nova_rich]

Engineering (machining)

[dgbnova#1]

Then I think you need to look at a different company as there is plenty of money in that if you get the right company

[bazzap8389]

Same job as me :)

[dgbnova#1]

Not having a Nova
Not having a car of any sort
Not having enough spare money to buy one
Time flying by and don't seem to be making progress with owt
Not having enough space for all my stuff
No pay rise at work
Being relocated further away with work
Various other things too


fu(£ that's the opposite of you Barry lol

[bazzap8389]

lol that could be about to change though, away to view a house next week and if we buy it I'll be left with all the bills until she's finished uni. Might do permanent nightshift until then.

[Benn]

Not having a Nova
Not having a car of any sort
Not having enough spare money to buy one
Time flying by and don't seem to be making progress with owt
Not having enough space for all my stuff
No pay rise at work
Being relocated further away with work
Various other things too


fu(£ that's the opposite of you Barry lol

I'd take you for a spin in mine, but it might not help.

[brainsnova]

People turning or changing lane without indicating, it makes their vehicle look ****

[mk1nova_rich]

Searching for jobs, what a ballache...I wish I was qualified in electrical side of things, it would give me so many more options

[scott.parker]

Lol i was looking to get a second job, it's next to impossible to get anything worth doing in the pattern of hrs you want..
Just loads of these ripoff self employed catalogue crap jobs...

Oh and im pissed off as ive got two days off today/tomorrow, and ive come down with some crap cold/flu thing...

[torquey]

Same here ive got cold/flu symptoms just what i need .

[turbojolt]

its proably hayfever

[mowgli]

its not hay fever..... there is no pollen..... there is a decent cold thing going round.. normally we would have frosts this time of year to kill the bugs off...


my WPYOT is that the diverter valve has gone kaput on my boiler... it cost me £200 last time, but I'm effed if I'm calling the idiot plumber that did it last time... I bought a genuine repair kit for 9 quid.... 1/2 hrs swearing tomorrow should sort it.. wife & daughters not happy about no hot water though.....lol lol

[pie]

ffs lol

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1959463_10201762848860043_1335124176_n.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1898145_10201762849540060_317187577_n.jpg

[dgbnova#1]

Your rad pipes short or the rad there did u not check that before you set of lol

[Jeff16v]

my WPYOT is that the diverter valve has gone kaput on my boiler... it cost me £200 last time, but I'm effed if I'm calling the idiot plumber that did it last time... I bought a genuine repair kit for 9 quid.... 1/2 hrs swearing tomorrow should sort it.. wife & daughters not happy about no hot water though.....lol lol

Please please take pictures of you doing this as I need to do my diverter valve, when I turn the hot taps on it warms the rads as well, so I've ordered a kit. It would really help me.

[_Jake]

Not being able to get a job. ****ing hate it.

[mowgli]

Please please take pictures of you doing this as I need to do my diverter valve, when I turn the hot taps on it warms the rads as well, so I've ordered a kit. It would really help me.

it all depends what make of boiler you have..

mine is an ikon 28t.. its about 10 years old. it was running the rads, but no hot water & it had the valve replaced a few years ago for the exact same reason..... so I knew I was stuck.. anyway, I decided to strip it out to get a head start & found a small lump of solder jamming it. so after a quick visit to b&q, it is back together & working.....I managed it before you posted, so I didn't take any pics, sorry

what make it yours? they really are basic. usually, a circuit board, a diverter valve, a heat exchanger & the boiler. then a few randomly placed sensors.. its a case of pulling the cover off, draining it down and removing the valve..

[turbojolt]

trying to patiently await results of a interview I went to with the distinctive feeling I flopped it big time!

[mk1nova_rich]

I hate interviews, you are either good at them or youre not :(

[turbojolt]

I hate interviews, you are either good at them or youre not :(


im normally alright at them tbh but had nothing but bad news and stress recently and my head wasn't in it, they asked me a couple of simple questions and I bumbled and stumbled my way through them must have looked like a right fecking idiot

[Stuart]

im normally alright at them tbh but had nothing but bad news and stress recently and my head wasn't in it, they asked me a couple of simple questions and I bumbled and stumbled my way through them must have looked like a right fecking idiot

I felt I tanked on my last interview... I still got the job lol And that was over someone with more relevant experience than me.
I think if you come out too happy its a sign of a poor itnerview.

[turbojolt]

well I find out today how it went which has my stomach in knots as I could really do with the job tbh. im sick of agency work and trying to sort my own work being self-employed is a mugs game lol

[Benn]

Me on phone " sorry we dont have a fuel filter"
Customer "ah erm.. hhmm ok" hangs up.

Morning,
Customer " where the f**k is my fuel filter? You've f**ked me whole day up now.."
Me "as said i didn't have one... and couldn't get one"
Customer "what the f**k? How is that meant to f**king hell me? My whole day is now f**ked and i can't service this f**king car"
Me "sorry sir, but i did say.."
Customer "oh and the f**king wiper blades are sh^t..." hangs up on me.

Now, he will only buy our dirt cheap pov spec 95P wiper blades... Guy is a total f**king c**t.

[turbojolt]

99p wiper blades ftw I put 25/30 quid ones on my birds fiesta and they smear all over the place

[meritlover]

Me on phone " sorry we dont have a fuel filter"
Customer "ah erm.. hhmm ok" hangs up.

Morning,
Customer " where the f**k is my fuel filter? You've f**ked me whole day up now.."
Me "as said i didn't have one... and couldn't get one"
Customer "what the f**k? How is that meant to f**king hell me? My whole day is now f**ked and i can't service this f**king car"
Me "sorry sir, but i did say.."
Customer "oh and the f**king wiper blades are sh^t..." hangs up on me.

Now, he will only buy our dirt cheap pov spec 95P wiper blades... Guy is a total f**king c**t.

so where is the fuel filter?

[turbojolt]

didn't get the job no one to blame but myself, still a hard hit as I really needed the job. completely and utterly fecking demotivated and gutted!


im off to wallow in self pity............

[8valve-craig]

Sorry to hear that TJ,

Tesco's have a good deal on at the moment though........... 1ltr Smirnoff for £15.

[8valve-craig]

For me it was sliding the ramps up under the trailer and clouting the freshly powder coated rear beam. Still didn't really piss me off as much as I thought it would have though.

[Stuart]

didn't get the job no one to blame but myself, still a hard hit as I really needed the job. completely and utterly fecking demotivated and gutted!


im off to wallow in self pity............


To the masturbatorium fapman!!!

[Alex J]

cracking between the bolts on my already fractured foot, then being told it looks like i have got very bad bone structure , or to the point osteoprosis :roll:, im 33 ffs, not 90!!

[Benn]

99p wiper blades ftw I put 25/30 quid ones on my birds fiesta and they smear all over the place

WFT! £25? Are you taking the piss? But wipe screen wash down the rubber. THey have to put a gel on them to keep them soft in the box as they can sit on a shelf for years... Bet that will make them better.


so where is the fuel filter?

lol i found him one, was £35... Funnily enough he said it can wait till next time.

[mowgli]

ffs, what was it, a frigate??????

[mowgli]

tj, I wouldn't say gutted..... well built, yes, but not gutted

[_Jake]

didn't get the job no one to blame but myself, still a hard hit as I really needed the job. completely and utterly fecking demotivated and gutted!


im off to wallow in self pity............

least you get replys. i didnt even get that from my past 2 interviews!

[Andy]

Ive had that recently too.
Fukking w4nkers man.

[turbojolt]

if you get to the interview stage they should let you know really, I don't expect to hear back from every company I send my c.v to that would be stupid and jam up my emails lol


just need to get my daily fixed and keep grafting until something else comes up.

[dgbnova#1]

What job do you do or looking for ?

[turbojolt]

was trying to get back in to fitting gas and electric meters. also looking at pipefitters mates work.............but all I keep finding myself doing is ****ty mind numbing'ly boring labouring, not even proper labouring. site labouring so pushing a broom about for 10 hours a day for pennies

[Shamish82]

Started the poverty spec daily corsa c, ran it for about 5 minutes and the sound of a bag of spanners fallen down a metal staircase from the engine. Hopefully just jumped a couple o teeth :roll: (first the monkey then the hat can this day get any worse) lol

[Benn]

ffs, what was it, a frigate??????

62 plate Ford Focus. The new derv have a huge plastic box like filter. Have to replace it all.

[turbojolt]

******* puppy has chewed up my bank card and now I cant get beers!


anyone want to buy a dog lol

[ellis_12345]

had to go on a lovely spontaneous 230 mile round trip from bridgnorth to nottingham just to drop off a couple of shelves... which gave me time to contemplate life where i realised iv done 25% of my nova's mileage in the last 12 months. gutted :(

[ocdstigy]

My focus st has broken again.........

[Novasport]

FORD, you know the rest lol

[ocdstigy]

FORD, you know the rest lol

Swap for your sport,you know you want to ;)

[Novasport]

Errrr, no :p

[Edd]

FORD, you know the rest lol

Yep, TAT :d

[DaveMarshall]

Get to work today only to find that some thieving scumbags have climbed the gate, stolen the fuel from one of the recovery trucks, also taken about 3/4 of a tonne of batteries and stolen an employees mountain bike worth about £1000. Worst thing about the fuel is that although I never lock the fuel cap so if this happens they can siphon the fuel out, instead they ignored that and punched a load of holes in the fuel tank.

Dave.

[yellow_seh]

modern diesel ****ters spend the last 2 days fitting a cylinder head to a 2.2 jag/mondeo only to have to tow it down the ****ing road at 30mph to get the **** start, what the **** is wrong with a rotary injector pump and a stop solenoid, all the over complicated common rail ****e is more trouble than its worth

[Maddukeman]

Noticed my front indicator missing

[Southie]

A police helicopter hovering over our area has woke me up. :(

[Connor]

This.
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/t1.0-9/1970919_10152114380704926_3716436646888027090_n.jp g

[steve1434]

Hair bobble keeping my window wiper linkage on drivers side in broke, in the rain, on a b-road with no stopping spaces, at 0500hrs this morning - new bobble installed, getting about 1500 wet miles from each bobble - hunt for working linkage still ongoing.....

[ocdstigy]

Ford broken again,lol

[scott.parker]

French cunting tourist who fill an entire path and cycle lane up with no regard to other people, plughed into them full pelt an shouted move cunts!.. lol im lovely really..