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mowgli
20-11-12, 08:36 PM
i just don't understand the apparent total lack of forethought that most mway drivers have these days.... i mean, with managed motorways & those computer controlled speed limit signs, when a sign has 50mph on it, slow down gently to 50, do not drive to the sign at 80+ then leap on the anchors....then do not immediately accelerate to near 80 then brake again.....

Stuart
20-11-12, 08:46 PM
OR just ignore the signs as everyone else does.

I've noticed that the motorways are becoming a bigger nightmare at the weekend than during the week... I guess thats when the clueless take to them and crash because driving round everso gentle curves is hard work.

mk1nova_rich
20-11-12, 08:51 PM
The worst offenders on motorways are the ones who make the same journey every day yet seem to be trying to set a new Guiness World Record involving number of lanes crossed in shortest distance. I've seen some right stunts performed on the white hatching between M1 North and South slip roads off the M62 lol

mowgli
20-11-12, 08:51 PM
half term on the m42 near the cadbury's world turning is always a scary place....

any junction near ikea a week before college starts is an accident hotspot too.

anything to do with a horse lorry should be avoided at all cost.... i once followed one from the m25 /m11 jn all the way to watford gap services regularly flashing my lights & sounding my hooter to attract the drivers attention to point out her fold down steps were still down... i followed her into the services and told her to her face and asked if she'd noticed me flashing my lights etc.... she said 'had you been following me for long'
i replied 'about 100 miles'..

i genuinely hate the m1 on a sunday.. you get all the city types hurtling south after their short break, and all the bumpkins bumbling north after their trip to the smoke...and neither lot know how to drive on it...

and then sat navs manage to ignore the fact that the m40 exists, and they also think the real m6 thru brum has been replaced by the toll rd.....

turbojolt
20-11-12, 09:00 PM
i had some **** sitting right up my **** on a dual carriage way earlier, so i slammed on right down to 10 in a fit of rage after he refused to overtake, and even at 10mph with me half way hanging out of the van giving him every hand gesture known to man he still just sat there for ages

absolute ****er

Stuart
20-11-12, 09:05 PM
i had some **** sitting right up my **** on a dual carriage way earlier, so i slammed on right down to 10 in a fit of rage after he refused to overtake, and even at 10mph with me half way hanging out of the van giving him every hand gesture known to man he still just sat there for ages

absolute ****er

Bet it was Mowgli...

mowgli
20-11-12, 09:32 PM
tj was probably towing someone & forgot

Hobbit
20-11-12, 09:34 PM
Well fcuked off.

Bought myself an astravan. T reg. 1700tdi. Took it for a test run, everything seemed alright, pulled well, no knocks bangs etc. Needed a small bit of work, replacing a few bits like the headlights.

Now after some testing, I find out that the turbo is going, head gasket is going, it's drinking fuel like it's going out of fashion, has an oil leak somewhere...

The more I browse into the engine, the things I find that are wrong with it. Had a friend of mine in the trade have a look at it, and he has strongly advised me to find another engine in order to eliminate most of the problems this bloody thing has.

Not such a bad thing, a second hand engine for those are cheaper than a service.

bazzap8389
21-11-12, 07:44 AM
Not pissed me off as such, but why do people put up Xmas lights on their houses so early it's November for fcuk sake. Il have to get a pic up of the house I seen today

turbojolt
21-11-12, 01:45 PM
some daft cow going on about do i pay for the fuel in my van or does that add on to her gas bill, wtf kind of question is that i dont moan at tescos drivers for the price of my sausages due to them not filling there wagons them selfs :tard:

mowgli
21-11-12, 01:54 PM
i hope you told her that they run on gas & you put a bit in at each house you visit.........lol

turbojolt
21-11-12, 01:59 PM
just ignored the daft cow and pissed in her mouth wash, job jobbed

steviegsi
22-11-12, 12:25 PM
Santander.

mowgli
22-11-12, 12:43 PM
Santander.


repost...... i believe....

they are the ryanair of banks.... tons of people hate them but still use them...and for the life of me, i don't know why they do.....

our company was with them for 1 full day... they changed our pin no.s so we couldn't get at the money & stuck our working capital into a savings account, so our DD's all bounced...

steviegsi
22-11-12, 03:37 PM
First problem I've ever had with them, the fraud alarm went off with my account apparently so they stopped my debit card working, 10 minute phone call and that should be it sorted.

L14MNP
22-11-12, 04:14 PM
our DD's all bounced...

http://www.sydney4women.com.au/wp-content/uploads/HollyWilloughby-breasts.jpg

Tell me more.

Iain
22-11-12, 04:26 PM
You don't wanna know about Mowgli's DDs trust me

L14MNP
22-11-12, 06:07 PM
English people saying season when they mean series.

Hayley
22-11-12, 06:32 PM
Saying in the "whats made you happy today?" thread about a good interview I had yesterday...and then getting an email today saying I didnt get the job. :cry::cry::cry:

Going to get a phonecall tomorrow with feedback. yay :roll:

mowgli
22-11-12, 06:37 PM
Tell me more.

unfortunately i did not mean magumboes.... but simply boring old direct debits... i apologise...

my mrs has got a set of her own DD's but wouldn't allow that piccy to be posted on here.....

mowgli
22-11-12, 06:38 PM
Saying in the "whats made you happy today?" thread about a good interview I had yesterday...and then getting an email today saying I didnt get the job. :cry::cry::cry:

Going to get a phonecall tomorrow with feedback. yay :roll:

if its any consolation, every time i've had what i thought was a good interview, i've never got the job....

Hayley
22-11-12, 06:43 PM
Yeah. I'm interested in what they say tomorrow. Nice constructive criticism that wont help me at all I'm sure.
well first interview in nearly 8 years so first practice done.

mowgli
22-11-12, 06:46 PM
hmmm. was it a civilian job with the police??

then a cop probably had a family member lined up for it & they only put it out to interviews to make the paperwork look right..

Hayley
22-11-12, 06:50 PM
yeah. its not what you know but who you know.

turbojolt
22-11-12, 06:56 PM
yeah. its not what you know but who you know.

could never work out how this one bloke i use to work with got on all the upskills training courses, became a coach and is now in manager training, until we all found out his uncle is a top manager at bg


guy was useless aswell, even with all his training he still couldn't do the most basic of jobs, would always be calling all the specialists on patch to work out how to do a job he was qualified to do :tard:

ive never heared of someone getting the call back saying they didnt get the job and here is x, y and z reasons i swear its a myth lol

mowgli
22-11-12, 07:00 PM
and what you know about who you know....lol

seriously, the public sector is finding it tough at the moment simply because they've had so much money thrown at them by the last govt, which they wasted on tons of useless things, and the well is now dry, so even though a fair few people are leaving the sector to retire, there aren't the positions being left..

mowgli
22-11-12, 07:04 PM
ive never heared of someone getting the call back saying they didnt get the job and here is x, y and z reasons i swear its a myth lol

its quite common, especially if you ask them to tell you why....


re the manager... its known as the brittas(brittas empire tv show) effect.. someone in a job at a large organisation is barely adequate at their job, but just good enough to not get sacked.... someone puts them forward for a promotion to a different dept simply to get rid of them, and it then happens again.... the problem is that eventually someone gets a top job by this method....

Hobbit
23-11-12, 07:27 PM
Over a month ago a nice Polish gent hit our car while we were parked in maccy d's carpark enjoying a big mac. We went through a 3rd party claim company as advised by our insurance, we got a courtesy car, car got fixed and we thought that was the end of it. Now we get a call saying the claim is being disputed, and he says we reversed out the space into him. :wtf: Conveniently this is over a month since the incident so am guessing there will be no Cctv to back up our story and this will go down as a 50/50.

Pissed off doesn't come close to describing how angry I am right now!

Mazz
23-11-12, 08:34 PM
:mad:

mowgli
23-11-12, 08:48 PM
hobbit, can't you pop round with the tanker & you know........relax & let it go...

if you haven't seen it yet... find the aussie film 'kenny'...

stupot89
24-11-12, 05:50 PM
Driving to work at 2:30 am this morning and the cam belt decided it wasn't going to play any more and snapped :(

turbojolt
25-11-12, 11:04 AM
women, walking around shops all day is not a fun day out together, just becuase its in a diffrent city from the one you live in dosent make it any better either

ikea= not a day out
the range= not a day out
westfields= not a day out
asda= not a day out
your parents house= not a day, woops diffrent problem

:mad:

Graeme
25-11-12, 11:09 AM
Finding out a rodent has munched through a few hose on my let engine, has really p1ssed me off

Edd
25-11-12, 11:45 AM
Working today has pissed me off, means I can only attempt to watch the F1 on my phone through Sky Go ffs




Over a month ago a nice Polish gent hit our car while we were parked in maccy d's carpark enjoying a big mac. We went through a 3rd party claim company as advised by our insurance, we got a courtesy car, car got fixed and we thought that was the end of it. Now we get a call saying the claim is being disputed, and he says we reversed out the space into him. :wtf: Conveniently this is over a month since the incident so am guessing there will be no Cctv to back up our story and this will go down as a 50/50.

Pissed off doesn't come close to describing how angry I am right now!

Eastern European drivers really are the scum of the road IMO

First they come over in their euro registered car, normally looking like it wouldn't pass a MOT, with a trip back to the continent once a while they can drive around here as they please, no tax not etc

If you get hit by a foreign car your fcuked from what I heard as well

Secondly then they just buy cheap british car and don't bother sending of the V5, again no come back

Alex J
25-11-12, 01:15 PM
c20let blew up without ever moving under its own steam lol

pie
25-11-12, 01:18 PM
^^^ didnt take you long mr merris lol

TeddyThom
27-11-12, 04:03 PM
Having an unpaid item case being opened against me at half 9 this morning, before I even got to the bank to check to see if I could move the amount of monies I needed to! Some people have no patience!

turbojolt
27-11-12, 04:37 PM
x2 diddery old ****s pulling out on me on roundabouts
x1 ****ing moron clipping the vans wing mirror

and to add to that all the ****ing traffic in swad and burton becuase of the rain :roll:

Spudly
29-11-12, 06:39 PM
Getting abuse from a braindead driver, and the driver of the vehicle directly behind it, for not pulling out and using the bus lane at 9.15 this morning!

Trying to pull out from a parking layby, the buslane was empty, and the outer lane was standstill, i had nowhere to go, yet the muppet in the fiesta using the BL tried to let me out, i gestured as to 'where am i supposed to go?' and was given the :tosser: gesture from the driver, and some mumblings from the passenger as they drove off in a huff (down the BL ill remind you)

Then bugger me, the completly ignorant cow in the vauxhall (antara?) 4x4 thing behind also tried to let me out, again the outer lane was still at standstill so i was still left with nowhere to go, she then pulled alongside and mouthed something at me whilst giving me a funny look, i shouted 'its 9.15, its a bus lane' at her, saw her mouth the words 'F***ing W****r' as she drove off aswell, now this wouldnt have pissed me off as much i dont think, if she hadnt have been a bloody copper, in a fully marked up police car, oh how i wished she had dropped her window, i wouldve pointed her towards a copy of her highway code, and advised her that not only should she not have been trying to make me enter the bus lane illegally, she shouldve been handing out three points to the tosspot in the fiesta, and she also shouldnt have been in the feckin bus lane her fooking self!!!!!

staggy_gsi
29-11-12, 07:29 PM
Forgetting to put anti freeze in my vitara, and being greeted by a waterfall when i started it up after work today. Might not have pissed me off as much, but its running a discovery rad, and when i looked how it came out i realised the home made brackets had been welded in! So im gonna have to get gary the grinder out just to change the rad....

turbojolt
01-12-12, 03:43 PM
trial fitted all the front off side suspension componets today, to see if i had all the right bolts ets, even bolted a wheel on, only to find there is play in the fecking bearing so even more stuff to buy for the **** box :roll:

whats really annoying me is it passed a mot with no advisorys befor going to that ****s lockup and the bearings were fine, so looks like ive been given diffrent knuckles and bearings :mad:

Edd
01-12-12, 03:59 PM
Is that with a cv bolted in the hub?

turbojolt
01-12-12, 04:02 PM
Is that with a cv bolted in the hub?

no comment.

Andy
01-12-12, 04:11 PM
Bt.Fukking brummie sour (sounding) faced bitch who did nowt but slaver bullsh1t to us.I wish i could cancel them bastads.Theyre fukk all but a set of cunnts.

Fraserb
01-12-12, 04:47 PM
Drove 2 and a half hours for a car described as VGC and original just required a little TLC what I was faced with was a rot box with a different engine, shady paint job etc etc

Keif
01-12-12, 05:17 PM
Bought the wife an iPod. Wanted a 16GB Nano, and found one at the going price on a Buy it Now.

It arrived this morning, and i've just plugged it in, and it's "only" an 8GB iPod.

Contacted the seller and part of their reply is "I believe even being an 8gb it is still worth what u paid"

Urm......how?

turbojolt
01-12-12, 05:28 PM
Bought the wife an iPod. Wanted a 16GB Nano, and found one at the going price on a Buy it Now.

It arrived this morning, and i've just plugged it in, and it's "only" an 8GB iPod.

Contacted the seller and part of their reply is "I believe even being an 8gb it is still worth what u paid"

Urm......how?


what diffrence does that make if it was listed as a 16 :tard:

Keif
01-12-12, 05:33 PM
Exactly. Would they have advertised an 8GB one for the same price.....no.
Was it listed around the same price other 16GB iPods....YES.

Saying that I have a few 8GB as options in my watch list for around £20 less than I paid for this mis-advertised one.

mowgli
01-12-12, 07:45 PM
slap in a claim against the seller

Keif
01-12-12, 10:14 PM
That is an option. The seller has said for me to post it back (at my cost) and issue a full refund.

If I put a claim in, surely eBay will only say the same.

My preferred resolution is for them to just refund me the difference for the missing 8GB, which they offered before changing there mind and offered me the full refund.

*Edit*
It's looking like eBay will be sorting it. They've not offered me a full refund, just a refund for the item and not postage. Then they can't understand why my answer is no.
sad thing is, if I put a claim in now, i'll not be able to anymore with it for over a week, as i'll have no internet access. So it'll have to wait til next week.

Benn
01-12-12, 11:15 PM
Stuck cv joints.

Keif
02-12-12, 03:44 PM
slap in a claim against the seller

Done!

Stuart
02-12-12, 04:24 PM
The mrs putting up the outside Christmas lights and a little tree.... Ffs its only the first weekend of dec, just because the retarded neighbours do it doesn't mean we need to and it was £50 in tree and new lights because she didn't like the colour of the old ones..... Bah ****ing humbug.

bazzap8389
02-12-12, 04:28 PM
^ at least it's December mate, there was a few houses around here with the lights up at the start of November lol

Stuart
02-12-12, 04:38 PM
Its barely December.

turbojolt
02-12-12, 04:40 PM
Its barely December.

when is she ment to do it then the 24th and take them down on the 26th lol

Stuart
02-12-12, 04:45 PM
yeah, as we arent at home from the 23rd till the evening of the 25th lol

Andy
02-12-12, 07:29 PM
miserable sod!

Hobbit
02-12-12, 08:16 PM
Sunday drivers/lane hoggers/people that can't use motorways.

luckily I'm now at work so don't have to deal with idiots. Lol except for the owner of the house I'm parked outside that has been complaining about the noise, but my poo wagon has been parked outside his house for 2 weeks, turning on the vac pump EVERY 4 hours. lol

Andy
02-12-12, 08:39 PM
People who go up/down stairs/staircases on the right hand side.
Really winds me up.
Do we drive on the right? no mongtards!

phunkynova
02-12-12, 08:42 PM
Yes but they could be from mainland Europe ^

Andy
02-12-12, 08:45 PM
Knowing this country,that is most likely true lol lol

mowgli
03-12-12, 06:34 PM
People who go up/down stairs/staircases on the right hand side.
Really winds me up.
Do we drive on the right? no mongtards!

andy, its down to the people's house layout.

in my house, the handrail is on the rhs when going up, but luckily its on the lhs when descending.

L14MNP
03-12-12, 06:48 PM
^ Maybe they spend a lot of time on the London Underground. lol

I have acquired a cold, which I am assured is down to me not wearing enough layers.
I am from the North East though, coats are for puffs etc lol

Edd
03-12-12, 07:38 PM
getting a new set of MTB gloves with holes in ffs, fcuking coonts

novadave24
03-12-12, 07:45 PM
i was pissed off for 5 day coz i could not get on here

Spudly
03-12-12, 07:54 PM
getting a new set of MTB gloves with holes in ffs, fcuking coonts



Ive got some 661 gloves from my LBS, £20 and theyre ace :d





i was pissed off for 5 day coz i could not get on here



REALLY....?


Mate, you need a bird more than i do lol

Hobbit
03-12-12, 07:56 PM
getting a new set of MTB gloves with holes in ffs, fcuking coonts

that's how you get your hands in them. :thumb:

Edd
03-12-12, 08:03 PM
Ive got some 661 gloves from my LBS, £20 and theyre ace :d



just ordered some Fox ones, the ones that i got through ruined were Troy Lee, wanted them for ages but there well dear, should of know that at a tenner it was too good to be true

splashed out on all new cycling gear, helmet, long sleeve jersey, SPD shoes etc etc

through work there is a ride to work thing going on, meaning i can get a new Cannondale bike and pay monthly, comes out of my wages before tax :) get a 850 quid bike for around 550, hopefully sell my old bike to get back some cash as well


that's how you get your hands in them. :thumb:

lol i know that, pretty sure full finger gloves should cover the tips of your fingers tho lol

16v Nova Kev
03-12-12, 08:09 PM
Working with my grumpy brother. Cementing a garage floor in the pissing rain

Spudly
03-12-12, 08:15 PM
just ordered some Fox ones, the ones that i got through ruined were Troy Lee, wanted them for ages but there well dear, should of know that at a tenner it was too good to be true

splashed out on all new cycling gear, helmet, long sleeve jersey, SPD shoes etc etc

through work there is a ride to work thing going on, meaning i can get a new Cannondale bike and pay monthly, comes out of my wages before tax :) get a 850 quid bike for around 550, hopefully sell my old bike to get back some cash as well





Look deeply into the smallprint before you do, i know of a few people that have been tempted by that and found that its not as good a deal as it seems!


And why would you sell your other bike simply because youve bought a new one, thats just sillyness :p



I need to get some biking clothes but i knows less than nothing about them at all as i always just used to ride flat pedals with trainers, and wear shorts and a t-shirt :cry:

turbojolt
03-12-12, 08:34 PM
240 mile round trip to be told the old bill ****ed up my court date and its really on the 11th :roll: im now keeping all my recipts as its costing me a fortune runing about

_Jake
03-12-12, 08:40 PM
Cant sell my mk2 project, every time i look at the metro i kick it, tempted to weigh the pair in and just do my mk1 and never touch a ****ing car again! :cry:

novadave24
05-12-12, 04:22 PM
poxy christmas i hate it all you see and here is poxy christmas cant wait for the summer .

mowgli
05-12-12, 04:41 PM
be thankful for halloween... cos before it became popular in recent years, you'd get xmas stuff from sep 1st onwards.

turbojolt
05-12-12, 04:44 PM
people pulling out on me not realising its cold and there tyres arnt as grippy as normal

1 old lady on a rounderbout
1 **** in a van at t junction
2 dickheads in a focus (that decided to swear and make hand guestures at me acting all hard, till i turned of the van and got out which resulted in them screaching off the tarts)
1 knob in a luguna, another t junction

and to top it off i finally get home, to only have a call saying a customer is complaing becuase i didnt show up at there house, they have told bg i didnt leave them a no access card, but they have managed to get the number thats only on no access cards to ring up complaining and demarnding compo, the **** that phoned me could even work out its a con and is running of to tell my manager that ive been a naughty boy, im stressed to the max now and just want to sit here drinking beer till i pass out but have no money :roll:

mowgli
05-12-12, 04:47 PM
next time, start using your camera on your phone as evidence....

turbojolt
05-12-12, 04:58 PM
im tempted ot get a camera to mount on the dash ever since i was reversed into and they tryed suing bg for 6.5k, its a piss take, i had to have a look over the van to make sure all my lights are working etc... and yep its still a big blue van with its headlights on not hard to spot really

i wish them guys would have got out of there car that would have been a good stress releif, dirty bosso tossers

novadave24
05-12-12, 05:04 PM
be thankful for halloween... cos before it became popular in recent years, you'd get xmas stuff from sep 1st onwards.
yeah i know but still dont like it just looking forward to the summer for a hoilday :)

Stuart
05-12-12, 05:52 PM
just ordered some Fox ones, the ones that i got through ruined were Troy Lee, wanted them for ages but there well dear, should of know that at a tenner it was too good to be true

splashed out on all new cycling gear, helmet, long sleeve jersey, SPD shoes etc etc

through work there is a ride to work thing going on, meaning i can get a new Cannondale bike and pay monthly, comes out of my wages before tax :) get a 850 quid bike for around 550, hopefully sell my old bike to get back some cash as well



lol i know that, pretty sure full finger gloves should cover the tips of your fingers tho lol

You do need to be a bit coy with that scheme as Spudders mentioned.

In short you have the 'loan' for the bike taken out pre tax so it costs less in reality, but its upto the employer how they LOAN you the bike...
EG they could loan you the bike for 12 months and take the full purchase value off you (the full value being what they pay) , and then take the bike off you at the end as its still technically their property, OR sell it to you for market value, OR sell it to you for less than market value BUT you have to pay the tax on the difference between market value and what you paid them for it. This still winds up being cheaper than paying outright but you need to bear in mind the end game rather than paying peanuts for something that isnt yours at all until the end of the agreement.

I'm pondering buying a bike this way through work and getting them to cover it in the least amount of time possible (think thats a month) and pay a token £1 + tax difference on the bike+gear... Should still save atleast VAT and a bit of incometax and NI.

Spudly
05-12-12, 06:42 PM
and to top it off i finally get home, to only have a call saying a customer is complaing becuase i didnt show up at there house, they have told bg i didnt leave them a no access card, but they have managed to get the number thats only on no access cards to ring up complaining and demarnding compo, the **** that phoned me could even work out its a con and is running of to tell my manager that ive been a naughty boy, im stressed to the max now and just want to sit here drinking beer till i pass out but have no money :roll:





To cover yourself next time this happens, take a picture on your mobile next time, i had this a couple of times in my old job, customers ringing up kicking off the next morning claiming that id never showed up to deliver their parts when they were 'there till half six' and i had clearly got there about 5pm to find a locked garage!!

Started doing that and went in the next day to one place who got all cocky with me saying 'fookin hell, i thought you had a fast parts service, if youd said it would be next day i wouldve gone somewhere else' and started swearing at me, i simply said well if you dont want it, and turned to walk out!

The guy kicked off even more saying he did want it and he also wanted it the day before, i laughed and said well you shouldnt have gone home early, pulled out my phone and showed him the picture of his locked/shuttered garage with the door bars locked in place, and showed him the time the picture was taken, which was about 5pm the previous day, he shut the f**k up then and paid for his parts!

Never delivered there again mind lol

mowgli
05-12-12, 06:51 PM
re the bike. when i was self employed & driving a wagon, i bought a bike & put it thru as an expense. i got the full value.

turbojolt
05-12-12, 07:15 PM
spud i can get over 10 no access jobs a day i cant be arsed to photo them all lol, all they need to do is look at my tracker to see i was parked up there and what time aswell

only problem with that is the tracker only seems to be attached to the fecking vans to catch us out not prove were in the right :roll:


ive been to jobs and had people moaning that no one showed up and no one left a card before, i will be standing there knowing there lying cunts, as it was me that was there a few weeks before when they werent in and werent answerign there phone, best ones are the customers that moan at me for not calling ahead when there electic isnt on and all they gave us was a home number

mowgli
05-12-12, 07:17 PM
tj.. normal bt & virgin cable phones don't need mains electricity to work...they run on about 6v dc

for future reference folks, always keep an old school phone connected if you have a set of cordless ones... that way you always have a phone for 999 use..

Andy
05-12-12, 07:24 PM
Retards pin balling off kerbs in the snow.fukking mongs

mowgli
05-12-12, 08:10 PM
/\ that's part of the fun of snow driving.... watching people who are the driving equivalent of bambi on the frozen lake....

i quite like the 1st gear revvers..

i have to admit a couple of years ago, i was following some kids who were 'rallying' and the look on their faces as i overtook them was priceless....

Andy
05-12-12, 08:18 PM
Theyre dangerous though,kids walking to school and theyre hitting kerbs near them as they try turn at the usual aproach speed

mowgli
05-12-12, 08:28 PM
round here, all they need is to see 1 snowflake & they shut the schools.

my eldest daughter has had 2 days off this week cos the school heating was playing up!!!! when i went to big school, we always had to keep our coats on in the english/social studies block cos the heating was crap

brownbear
08-12-12, 03:41 PM
Being hacked and pissing off and upsetting a lot of people. Facebook is the worst creation ever.

L14MNP
08-12-12, 03:45 PM
Freezing my **** off watching clueless Sunderland. So boring and depressing that Im on here lol

L14MNP
08-12-12, 04:09 PM
We had all hoped these days were behind us. Knew we were gonna get beaten today, but its the defeatist attiude that annoys so much!

I'm going for 0-6 here. This time 13 years ago, we hammered Chelsea 4-1 at the SoL. :/

Edd
08-12-12, 04:24 PM
Really gutted for you lol lol lol

L14MNP
08-12-12, 04:29 PM
Really gutted for you lol lol lol

lol

The invisible man has just scored. Some people reckon there's a glimmer of hope.
I'm not one of them!

Bottom 3 if So'ton win. "We're **** and we know we are...."

Edd
08-12-12, 04:35 PM
Wouldn't worry we'll be down there joining you soon lol

We only beet Wigan cause Cisse fell over in the box

pie
08-12-12, 04:38 PM
keyboard warriors on migweb f lol lol

L14MNP
08-12-12, 04:41 PM
Wouldn't worry we'll be down there joining you soon lol

We only beet Wigan cause Cisse fell over in the box

Oh yeah, I don't doubt that. I know it was a farce/more good fortune. lol

Royston
08-12-12, 06:23 PM
Had my beloved neighbours telling me to get off their land, despite the fact it is minelol

They said they were calling the Police as I was tressassing and harrassing them (on my own land) I am still waiting..........:wtf:

They have much to learn..........the hard way;)

Spudly
08-12-12, 07:00 PM
Pulling the cover off the nova earlier to charge the battery and run it up, and my dad didnt pull the cover clear of the front plate and it snapped, the D and part of the 8 came off, really annoyed as theyre the original dealer plates too, oh and she has developed a cough too, wont rev up properly :cry:

Novasport
08-12-12, 07:05 PM
Sent you a PM with an email address for a guy that does replica dealer plates:thumb:

Spudly
08-12-12, 07:27 PM
Fantastic, cheers Rich, can he do dealer window stickers too?

L14MNP
08-12-12, 07:43 PM
Sent you a PM with an email address for a guy that does replica dealer plates:thumb:

DMB? Just wondering if there's another (PRP doesn't count! lol) As I am wanting some when I CBA to order.

L14MNP
08-12-12, 07:46 PM
Fantastic, cheers Rich, can he do dealer window stickers too?

DMB Graphics do plates/dealer sticker and tax disk holder dude.

nova_stee
08-12-12, 07:46 PM
Brand new radiators leaking from the core to the end tank join :-(

Spudly
08-12-12, 08:22 PM
DMB Graphics do plates/dealer sticker and tax disk holder dude.




Already emailed the one Rich suggested, prp is it?

L14MNP
08-12-12, 08:28 PM
Already emailed the one Rich suggested, prp is it?

If it's Chris/Passion Restoration Products do not send him a penny!

Search Chris Latham/PRP and loads of Passionford, Seriesoneturbo, Vaux, Renault etc threads will come up. He done a 'CAM' and stopped trading, owing a lot of people money/parts.

Not to mention it was DMB making up his plates etc in the first instance.

He was a good, ex-concourse S1 RST lad that decided to rip people off. He may still take your money (may not) but you will not receive a thing.
He owes back-rent on his unit, so the landlord kicked him out etc.

I'm away out now, but here's just one link for you to check http://www.rsownersclub.co.uk/rsocbb/showthread.php?t=476632

Don't do it dude!

Spudly
08-12-12, 08:35 PM
Cheers for the heads up Liam, sent an email but nothing more, glad of that one!

Who are these DMB guys then, any links/gen?

Edd
08-12-12, 08:36 PM
That site is painful to read with pics in signatures lol

Edd
08-12-12, 08:38 PM
Cheers for the heads up Liam, sent an email but nothing more, glad of that one!

Who are these DMB guys then, any links/gen?

http://www.dmb.uk.com/

L14MNP
08-12-12, 08:39 PM
Cheers for the heads up Liam, sent an email but nothing more, glad of that one!

Who are these DMB guys then, any links/gen?

I just know their stuff is **** hot mate. Will link a couple pics from a mk2 XR2 with the repro stuff that I seen just yesterday. From the same garage as mine no less. :d

http://www.dmb.uk.com/ Never heard of anyone being disgruntled - just like people weren't with Chris' early work (as it was DMB anyway).

Spudly
08-12-12, 08:40 PM
Ill bang them over an email then and see what they say, seem to be predominantly ford stuff though, do they do other marques?

Edd
08-12-12, 08:42 PM
Spud, DMB do the Sport decals, very very good service

L14MNP
08-12-12, 09:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20121207_104334.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20121207_104150.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20121207_104202.jpg

Not the nicest of dealer crud, but if it's where your car is from, what are you going to do. lol

Spudly
08-12-12, 09:18 PM
Mine are these, will look good on a dealer window sticker i reckon....




http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a36/spudly01/Nova%20Antibes/IMG-20110829-00374.jpg

Novasport
08-12-12, 09:20 PM
Shame to hear about PRP, I had good service from Chris and he was very patient whilst I kept altering stuff.

_Jake
08-12-12, 09:43 PM
People not replying to ****ing PM's! :mad:

mowgli
09-12-12, 12:05 PM
surely for the dealer plates, any decent sign maker will do some designs to stick to the backing sheet...

turbojolt
09-12-12, 03:44 PM
cant mount the bucket seats to the frames as the locking disc is missing from my angle grinder :roll: was tempted to just chuck a nylock nut on to hold the disc in place but thourght better of it with my luck i would have cut my hand in half

giving up with it for another week.



p.s mowgli you have taken so long getting that corsa back on the road my bird gave up and bought that cd again so you can keep that one, injoy ;)

mowgli
09-12-12, 05:14 PM
good... my nephew is clay pigeon shooting next saturday, i'll see what he can do to it!!

turbojolt
09-12-12, 05:52 PM
pictures or it didnt happen lol

mowgli
09-12-12, 05:53 PM
i'll see what i can do....

Brasso93
09-12-12, 06:38 PM
the people im buying a more door Corsa off have fudged off to London for the day so i gotta wait till tomorrow now

Lewis.
09-12-12, 06:50 PM
There's a fooking tree in my house. :mad: lol

mowgli
09-12-12, 06:56 PM
thats odd, we have a christmas tree in ours

hendrix
10-12-12, 10:10 PM
cat getting the ****s :/

millworm
10-12-12, 10:16 PM
Put up the Christmas lights outside to realise that the power chord wouldn't reach through the window so I had to take them down and refit them, then I realised the cupboard I built yesterday had a wonkey door. Then I dropped one of my freshly painted wiper blades but I managed to save that.

Hobbit
10-12-12, 10:18 PM
Running out of Jaffa cakes :(

L14MNP
10-12-12, 11:26 PM
****ting my head off roof bars hanging from the garage rafters three times in around an hour.
Made my head bleed on one occasion. lol

hendrix
11-12-12, 09:38 PM
thoughts of aborting my nova build :/

turbojolt
12-12-12, 03:54 PM
stupid letting agents telling me i would have to lock my dog in the garden when i go out to work tomorow as the gas checks need to be done at 1pm, i said no book it for the weekend im not locking my dog out in -3 deg weather becuase your not willing to allow a overlap of a few days or allow it to be a few days later then when it runs out,

almost as annoying as when they carried on telling me the smell from the freezer was a mains gas leak, they wouldnt have it that i work around the smell of gas all day everyday so could tell the diffrence, fecking ****s

turbojolt
12-12-12, 05:03 PM
and to top of a **** boring day at work i get a response about the steels i bought for the nova still not arriving, apprantly there courier tryed to send them twice andc no one was in, seems strange as there were no notes of the normal you was out collect from here slip

not to forget its been 3 weeks and the seller hasnt tryed contacting me since they were sent back

mowgli
12-12-12, 06:40 PM
and to top of a **** boring day at work i get a response about the steels i bought for the nova still not arriving, apprantly there courier tryed to send them twice andc no one was in, seems strange as there were no notes of the normal you was out collect from here slip

not to forget its been 3 weeks and the seller hasnt tryed contacting me since they were sent back

chase the effing things up then....

people seem to spend too much time sitting about waiting for someone they've never met, but given money to, to send stuff......

demand a courier name & consignment no. if there isn't one then play hell into the site you bought them thru

mowgli
14-12-12, 05:45 PM
standing my wagon on its nose on the a14 cos a foreign wagon driver decided to pull out of a layby without indicating....

i ended up alongside him with a poor woman in her astra alongside me & very close to the barrier.... i think he understood what i was shouting at him.

_Jake
14-12-12, 05:56 PM
standing my wagon on its nose on the a14 cos a foreign wagon driver decided to pull out of a layby without indicating....

i ended up alongside him with a poor woman in her astra alongside me & very close to the barrier.... i think he understood what i was shouting at him.
A14 is a ****e road, can regularly go over the orwell bridge at 20mph for reasons unknown to man when its at peak times, needs a 3rd lane from the port to just after the a12 turn off imo

mowgli
14-12-12, 06:01 PM
no, it needs digging up just west of the orwell bridge & leaving like that!!!! lol lol

in fact, it needs digging up just east of the m1 junction too, then i wouldn't have to drive on that bit with 'no overtaking of sainsbury or tesco wagons doing 5mph slower than everyone else, for hgv's in case it upsets the poor little car drivers who don't know how to overtake & pull back in' section..... they have a bit like that on the m42 near twycross zoo & everyone ignores it...lol

Andy
14-12-12, 06:09 PM
Retards wanting sh1tloads of money for glorified scrap,its getting impossible to get bits for my grasser.Close to smashing fukk out of it and reshelling into a corsa b.sick of dealing with fukktards who deal with these cars

turbojolt
14-12-12, 06:28 PM
knob head with my steels is saying there isn't a tracking number etc, but goes on to say he talked to the courier ( dunno how with out a order or tracking number :roll:) and they said they definitely carded the house and i must have chucked it away with my junk mail (twice really :****er:, he is now demanding i pay another 10 quid to have them sent out again, I'm just going to raise a complaint with paypal tomorrow to get my money back


ebay is great when it great, but there just seems to be more and more messers now days, if this guy just wants more money for the wheels then he should have Set a reserve for them.

Spudly
14-12-12, 06:30 PM
Retards wanting sh1tloads of money for glorified scrap,its getting impossible to get bits for my grasser.Close to smashing fukk out of it and reshelling into a corsa b.sick of dealing with fukktards who deal with these cars




What bits you after mate, im off to chase up a lad who has offered me a spares/resto mk1 SR tomorrow!

16v Nova Kev
14-12-12, 06:51 PM
Didn't mean to post here lol

Andy
14-12-12, 06:52 PM
What bits you after mate, im off to chase up a lad who has offered me a spares/resto mk1 SR tomorrow!

texted

Andy
14-12-12, 06:54 PM
oh and the dvla.
sending my v11 tax form to my previous address.
Fukking retards.

16v Nova Kev
14-12-12, 06:55 PM
oh and the dvla.
sending my v11 tax form to my previous address.
Fukking retards.
Clear your in box tried to pm you

Andy
14-12-12, 06:56 PM
done kev

SGA33
14-12-12, 07:17 PM
Stupid rear brakes on the car sticking because of the cold and then get home to find the drive blocked
by a another car so my car now is at the bottom of the road

Andy
14-12-12, 07:38 PM
Stupid rear brakes on the car sticking because of the cold and then get home to find the drive blocked
by a another car so my car now is at the bottom of the road
That infuriates me does that.lack of respect plus idiocy

Spudly
14-12-12, 07:44 PM
Whos car is/was it, i wouldve blocked them in, my fookin drive so fook off!

turbojolt
14-12-12, 07:45 PM
That infuriates me does that.lack of respect plus idiocy

i do it if there is no drop kerb and no where else to park

mowgli
14-12-12, 08:05 PM
i do it if there is no drop kerb and no where else to park

that's nowt... we once had to put up a street name sign over the end of someone's illegal driveway.. they had cut the old one off at pavement level to get their car in... and it was still parked there when we put the sign up......lol (regent st, barwell)

marc69
14-12-12, 09:57 PM
Having to stop in the dark and put on a new fan belt after the other one dissapeared. Bloody miserable but on the other hand, after 10 minutes of bad language I was able to drive off, not the case for every car.

L14MNP
14-12-12, 11:38 PM
Renewed my pads and disks all round on the Mondeo, only to discover that I do indeed have a knackered rear bearing. So much play and noise! lol
My brakes were pretty knackered anyway, so despite initial guesswork, I had convinced myself that it was the rear pads trailing on. Nope!

I didn't even want to drive it the four miles home lol. It's about to fall apart. A lovely 'scraping' sound present at all speeds, both directions, and changed pitch when introduced to pot holes etc ffs.

I put 1150 miles on the car in two days the other weekend, said noise was with me all the way. lol

mowgli
14-12-12, 11:43 PM
don't worry too much. i drove back from germany with a rear bearing grumbling on my 1st nova...

on a rear disc setup, its nigh on impossible for the wheel to fall off. the caliper holds it all on

L14MNP
15-12-12, 12:51 AM
don't worry too much. i drove back from germany with a rear bearing grumbling on my 1st nova...

on a rear disc setup, its nigh on impossible for the wheel to fall off. the caliper holds it all on

I've had knackered bearings before, but this one's a winner for me. As for driving back from Germany, I have put at least 2.5K miles on the car since the noise started. lol

There's a lot of play in it. Surely it's held onto the bottom arm by four bolts, and nothing else? if it fails catastrophically, then it would just separate anyway?
It's not an issue though. It won't be moving until I replace the bearing.


Love that street sign in front of the 'driveway' btw! Did they get billed for cutting down the original sign?

mowgli
15-12-12, 07:40 AM
Love that street sign in front of the 'driveway' btw! Did they get billed for cutting down the original sign?

i have no idea, but we were laughing when we did it.....

we replaced all the old signs in the borough, and one day did all but one on an estate, and a woman came out & asked why the one near her hadn't been done, and my mate said to ring the council & complain...we had the sign back at the yard & 1st thing the next morning, we fitted it, and she came out to see us.. my mate then told her that someone at the depot had a right rollocking & there was all sorts of trouble, apparently women shouldn't swear like that etc...i had to sit in the truck till i stopped laughing.

turbojolt
15-12-12, 01:14 PM
stupid ****ing **** nova and peice of **** welder, hurt my bad foot booting the **** out of the welder across the garage cant be ****ed with it and cant afford a good new one



cant be arsed to look at it anymore just going to let it rot in my garage till next year

turbojolt
15-12-12, 01:22 PM
to add to it i still cant find the locking disc for my grinder so cant mount the bucket seats again, not to forget my bird has moved all my stuff around again and now the sliding bars for the gte frames are ****ing missing



why cant she leave my stuff allown, why is it my stuff is mess but hers is just stuff, **** it im going to go get some cans in.

chrisd1986
15-12-12, 01:39 PM
Woman wont understand the stuff we keep in our toolboxes, sheds and garages nor will they see the reasoning of why we love our novas just as much as we will never understand how a womans mind works. When we moved the missus wanted to put some stuff in my garage so she could sort it out bit by bit, this never happend so last week i tok it all out and dumped it on her side of the bed lol

Im pissed off at the weather as ive been busy all week and when i plan on refitting my exhaust as the fella who i bought the car off didnt do it properly so it ralltles at 70 and is pissing me off and has done since i bought it

sport
15-12-12, 06:18 PM
Van breaking, Car breaking and both costing me a small fortune, so decide to cheer myself up and fired up the Nova started no probs so ended on a high.

paul080803
15-12-12, 08:51 PM
Rounded brake line nuts! Final part of 4 hours work, so fuming!!!

Best part is they were sprayed with underseal, underseal that was applied by a main dealer in September!!!!

Novasport
15-12-12, 09:12 PM
Woman wont understand the stuff we keep in our toolboxes, sheds and garages nor will they see the reasoning of why we love our novas just as much as we will never understand how a womans mind works. When we moved the missus wanted to put some stuff in my garage so she could sort it out bit by bit, this never happend so last week i tok it all out and dumped it on her side of the bed lol

Nice one. I built the missus a 5x7 shed and got her to pay for it so she can store all her sh!t and the garden crap in there lol
Garage, workshop & lockup are all mine :) Only thing of hers in there are her summer wheels and tyres as they wont fit in the shed.
Got the loft aswell, all mine apart from a 4'x1' space for the Xmas tree lol

Got a few bits hidden round the house here and there, she goes nuts when I leave stuff lying around. Got a pair of Recaro Nova subframes sat under the conservatory furniture, she has not spotted them yet!

chrisd1986
15-12-12, 09:28 PM
My missus dosnt drive which is 1 less car for me to maintain but i dont keep any parts or any of my tools in the house and im the only 1 with a key to my garage but if i need to clean up some car bits soon as she goes shopping i get them in the dishwasher whaile shes out

raf24
15-12-12, 09:29 PM
The heater motor going tits up in my fabia as its freezing up here,then trawling the scrappy to find another one and getting more freezing & wet in the process.

meritlover
16-12-12, 09:08 PM
finding out Mowgli was not the handsome man in his avatar :-(

but at least we are still good friends :-(

chrisd1986
16-12-12, 09:28 PM
Life

Spudly
16-12-12, 11:48 PM
Got a massive chip in the top corner of my screen this morning, stupid Audi, was overtaking him on the dual carriageway leaving hull, he floored it and cut out in front of me (was only a 1.9 TDi) couldn't pull away from me and wouldn't move over, I let off at about 80, and went to move over and SMASH, massive stone flew out from his offside rear wheel, saw it coming straight for the middle of my screen, braked and changed lanes quickly, still caught it right in the top corner of the drivers side of my screen (the original top tint one too I might add) I wanted to :cry:

Pete
16-12-12, 11:49 PM
That every ****ing thing im downloading lately tells me "Microsoft data is not compatible on this device" (along them lines anyway)

i love mac's but jesus thats the main thing about it that gets on my tits....

chrisd1986
16-12-12, 11:50 PM
I would of chased him all the way home and kicked $hit out of him, i know road rage isnt clever but you dont pi$$ off a nova driver typical audi driving ****er

16v Nova Kev
16-12-12, 11:50 PM
Eek I would have been spitting bullets

Novasport
16-12-12, 11:55 PM
Got a massive chip in the top corner of my screen this morning, stupid Audi, was overtaking him on the dual carriageway leaving hull, he floored it and cut out in front of me (was only a 1.9 TDi) couldn't pull away from me and wouldn't move over, I let off at about 80, and went to move over and SMASH, massive stone flew out from his offside rear wheel, saw it coming straight for the middle of my screen, braked and changed lanes quickly, still caught it right in the top corner of the drivers side of my screen (the original top tint one too I might add) I wanted to :cry:

That on the Nova? It will be a bronze tint on it too so it will be impossible to get another :mad:

Spudly
17-12-12, 07:14 AM
That on the Nova? It will be a bronze tint on it too so it will be impossible to get another :mad:




Yep, it's wierd though its not like a chip, there is a small mark where it hit, and three little cracks above and around where it hit!

Wouldn't have cared if it were the astra :cry:

turbojolt
17-12-12, 09:49 AM
went to go pick up my stock early this morning fresh eyed and bushy tailed, to be told I'm meant to be in Leicester for yet another disciplinary investigation, ever get the feeling your being bullied out of a company :roll:


hopefully the c.vs ive sent out come of something and i will have a new job and a clean slate in the new year

Edd
17-12-12, 10:22 AM
^^^ what you done/not done now? lol

Sounds like you need a new job mate tbh

Pete
17-12-12, 10:29 AM
Things never go right for you hey Leigh... As Edd it's time to call it with them. My uncle (unfortunatly) works in the BG offices and even tho he gets paid a nice sum he still hates the way the company is ran...

turbojolt
17-12-12, 10:32 AM
^^^ what you done/not done now? lol

Sounds like you need a new job mate tbh


as far as i know there accusing me off not entering job details correctly in to my computer, so they still think I'm on my first job when I'm on my second or third, best bit is there clearly want me gone, some one has a right bee in there bonnet, but if i leave i still have to pay them money for the substandard training i received


got the guy from the union meeting me at the interview anyways so will have to see what happens, anyone want to buy a straight through meter for decorative purposes only obversely (this is clearly a joke dont pm me :roll:)

Pete
17-12-12, 10:57 AM
Lmao lol lol

If your in the Leicester area you'll have to pop round & see my rotter ;)

8valve-craig
17-12-12, 10:58 AM
anyone want to buy a straight through meter?

lol

Stuart
17-12-12, 11:35 AM
Italians, AGAIN... I have explained 4 times (twice including pictures, and deleting all files on an FTP site bar the ONE they need) how to download some software and update any car with a radio with a serial number lower than a given number. They dont seem to get it grrrrr

MK999
17-12-12, 11:47 AM
Did you explain it with words, or hand movements? They prefer hand movements.

meritlover
17-12-12, 11:54 AM
Did you explain it with words, or hand movements? They prefer hand movements.

this is especially useful over the phone.

Stuart
17-12-12, 12:44 PM
Did you explain it with words, or hand movements? They prefer hand movements.

Yes but the hand movements werent exactly related to the task lol

camels toe
17-12-12, 01:10 PM
Companys that dont respond to emails. Why bother having a website and email address if your going to completly ignore them? Gets right on my manboobs.

Stuart
17-12-12, 02:00 PM
Companys that dont respond to emails. Why bother having a website and email address if your going to completly ignore them? Gets right on my manboobs.


Pick up the phone and call them if its that urgent...

paul080803
17-12-12, 02:55 PM
^this!

camels toe
17-12-12, 04:10 PM
Sorry but in this day and age if you cant respond to an email your not going to get very far. It was far easier to send an email explaining what i wanted with measurements ect than it was to say it all and try to explain it all over a phone.
If the only type of business you want to do is over the phone then dont have a contact form on your website and dont bother having an email address at all.
Emailed a different company this afternoon and they emailed me back 20 mins later and got 1500 quids worth of work from me.
My email address is on my business cards and i wouldnt dream of ignoring a single email as its led to loads of work.Half of these companys have people sat around doing **** all anyway in the office,probably too busy on faceache or twitter to take 5 mins to reply.

turbojolt
17-12-12, 06:14 PM
Lmao lol lol

If your in the Leicester area you'll have to pop round & see my rotter ;)


didnt see this till i got in other wose i would have mate

mowgli
17-12-12, 07:07 PM
Sorry but in this day and age if you cant respond to an email your not going to get very far. It was far easier to send an email explaining what i wanted with measurements ect than it was to say it all and try to explain it all over a phone.
If the only type of business you want to do is over the phone then dont have a contact form on your website and dont bother having an email address at all.
Emailed a different company this afternoon and they emailed me back 20 mins later and got 1500 quids worth of work from me.
My email address is on my business cards and i wouldnt dream of ignoring a single email as its led to loads of work.Half of these companys have people sat around doing **** all anyway in the office,probably too busy on faceache or twitter to take 5 mins to reply.

we used to have a contact form on our firms website. and we regularly had emails go missing. so we had them take it off & let people find our email address & use their own methods of contact.

Novasport
17-12-12, 07:56 PM
went to go pick up my stock early this morning fresh eyed and bushy tailed, to be told I'm meant to be in Leicester for yet another disciplinary investigation, ever get the feeling your being bullied out of a company :roll:


hopefully the c.vs ive sent out come of something and i will have a new job and a clean slate in the new year

Put in a grievance for victimisation ;)

Mike
17-12-12, 08:56 PM
this is especially useful over the phone.

lmfaooo!

Jeff16v
19-12-12, 10:16 PM
The cat, he's got himself into a fight and his eye has been torn open. Took him to the vets, £140 today and another £350 if he has to have his eye taken out in a couple of days time. £500 bloody a few days before Christmas. GREAT!

And it took me 5 attempts and 45mins to get the stupid lampshade on his head.

Southie
19-12-12, 10:22 PM
Quorn meat for my dinner has given my the farts of 50 Algerian monkeys pooooooooo.

meritlover
20-12-12, 10:04 AM
Quorn meat..

this is an oxymoron and these two words must not be used together. it is a disgrace to relate meat with Quorn. Enjoy your farts!

Southie
20-12-12, 10:26 AM
this is an oxymoron and these two words must not be used together. it is a disgrace to relate meat with Quorn. Enjoy your farts!
I enjoyed them thank you... Hows Penis Island these days?

meritlover
20-12-12, 10:56 AM
I enjoyed them thank you... Hows Penis Island these days?

i dont know, its called Pen Island

Southie
20-12-12, 11:32 AM
i dont know, its called Pen Island
Oh my mistake, I'd heard you're the cock of the North and that's your land lol

meritlover
20-12-12, 11:35 AM
its nice to know that we are good friends.

mowgli
20-12-12, 12:35 PM
this is an oxymoron and these two words must not be used together. it is a disgrace to relate meat with Quorn. Enjoy your farts!

i have had opportunity to visit the delightful village of Quorn on many occasions, it is a charming place with decent shops, pubs & its own steam railway, and is located a few miles south of that godforsaken student infested hole of loughborough..

the name Quorn is also linked with one of the oldest fox hunts in the land, and the hunt are usually people who enjoy meat, so the good residents of the aforementioned village really should consider legal action for defamation over that mush that is made to look & taste like meat, yet not actually be meat...

rant time.....

VEGGIES!!!! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT LOOKS, SMELLS & TASTES OF MEAT... STOP KIDDING YOURSELF, AND JUST BUY MEAT

chrisd1986
20-12-12, 01:05 PM
rant time.....

VEGGIES!!!! IF YOU WANT SOMETHING THAT LOOKS, SMELLS & TASTES OF MEAT... STOP KIDDING YOURSELF, AND JUST BUY MEAT

Well said u deserve a rep for that

meritlover
23-12-12, 05:58 PM
i tried to get into the Festive Spirit, then tried to hang myself but the rope was too short.

ah well....

turbojolt
23-12-12, 06:11 PM
i tried to get into the Festive Spirit, then tried to hang myself but the rope was too short.

ah well....

people that kill themselves are the most self centered un thoughtful dick heads that have every had the privilege to walk on this planet, ive had 2 friends that have done it and i didnt go to there furnerals.

Iain
23-12-12, 06:14 PM
Mowgli's retarded post pissed me off today.

turbojolt
23-12-12, 06:15 PM
Mowgli's retarded post pissed me off today.

your going to have to narrow that down a bit me thinks lol

Iain
23-12-12, 06:22 PM
All 30,898 of them.

conza123
23-12-12, 10:48 PM
just found My master cylinder is leaking and cant get a new one till after xmas

turbojolt
30-12-12, 06:52 PM
130 quid fine and 3 points

Spudly
30-12-12, 06:54 PM
Whats the fine for, id guess at parking on zig-zags for a crossing?

turbojolt
30-12-12, 07:01 PM
38 in a 30 hardly the crime of the century, i swear plod are following me about with there dam vans


when i was working in Leicester i never got caught once this is the second time since working in derby the **** hole

Spudly
30-12-12, 07:17 PM
Why £130, i thought speeding was a £60 fixed penalty, id look into that, did you sign the ticket?

turbojolt
30-12-12, 07:20 PM
Why £130, i thought speeding was a £60 fixed penalty, id look into that, did you sign the ticket?

becuase i got the orignal letter when my foot was fooked and money was tight'ish, i ignored it like a wolly, it went to court and was bumped up to 130 so a load of the money i made working christmas is now going towards this


never mind you live and you learn

Spudly
30-12-12, 07:27 PM
Ahh furry muff, dont worry mate im sure a lot of us have been there, i certainly have, i used to ignore everything in the hope it would go away, when bailiffs started turning up at the door it was one hell of a wakeup call!

Connor
30-12-12, 07:29 PM
Trying to find a mondial blue bonnet for my 172 cup :(

turbojolt
30-12-12, 07:39 PM
Ahh furry muff, dont worry mate im sure a lot of us have been there, i certainly have, i used to ignore everything in the hope it would go away, when bailiffs started turning up at the door it was one hell of a wakeup call!

also got two 80 quid fines from the dvla for not declaring the nova and my old fiesta sorn, i dont even know where or what happened to the fiesta

the engine blew up on the m1 i had it towed to some back roads in Nottingham and got a lift back down south, called up and canceled my insurance then called the recovery people the day after that to go collect and scrap it, when they showed up to collect it it wasn't there :confused: that was early 2011, i never reported it as i didn't want to have to answer the question of why i left it on the road somewhere uninsured for nearly 48 hours

i really need to get all this kinda stuff in order but can never be arsed to call up people etc to sort it all out

Andy
02-01-13, 08:18 PM
Being let down by people.
Sick to death of it.
And again.......

bazil
02-01-13, 08:20 PM
Ran out of beer :(

mowgli
03-01-13, 08:10 AM
any wines or spirits left in the cupboard???

Andy
03-01-13, 08:13 AM
going back to work.
gotta be more to life than this..

mowgli
03-01-13, 08:29 AM
yes, its called coming home.

bazil
03-01-13, 08:43 AM
any wines or spirits left in the cupboard???

Yeah, the reply was in the " what made you happy today lol
"

This morning I'm hacked off because I'm awake far to early :(

raf24
03-01-13, 09:14 AM
All set to go out this morning then noticing my back tyre was flat :mad:

Edd
03-01-13, 09:34 AM
Nightshifts, AGAIN all I do is fcuking work ATM

bazzap8389
03-01-13, 09:37 AM
^ Do you not like nights? i prefer it, time flies and lots of extra money, cant beat it

Edd
03-01-13, 09:42 AM
I do prefer nights yeah, no manager's etc

But this year over Christmas and new year it's worked out that I've had hardly any time off off and loads of nights

Boxing day night, then 3 after that, new years eve day then new years day night etc etc, now another 3 nights, wouldn't mine it so much but there's nothing to do at work ATM

bazzap8389
03-01-13, 09:49 AM
ah right not so good, i was lucky enough to keep some holidays so had to full 2 weeks off. That would fcuk me up jumping from days to nights so often i do month about. always struggle with the swap over though.

Edd
03-01-13, 10:07 AM
Each week I do 2 day shifts, 7am - 7pm, then straight after 2 nights 7pm - 7am, it's a killer lol

bazzap8389
03-01-13, 10:18 AM
yeah i bet it is lol needs must though eh

Jeff16v
03-01-13, 11:02 PM
Poxy mk4 golf clutch pedal snapped on the way home. Thanks RAC for tow home. It was the bloody starter motor last week.

brainsnova
03-01-13, 11:19 PM
A mouse was in my loft having a party at 4am. I woke up and at first it sounded like water dripping then I realised it was mickey so half asleep I punched the ceiling and all went quiet about 30 mins later is was back but I fell asleep. Im just back home now so I'll go up and spoil the party

Novasport
03-01-13, 11:22 PM
If you can here it scratching around it could be a rat :(

Spudly
03-01-13, 11:24 PM
Poxy mk4 golf clutch pedal snapped on the way home. Thanks RAC for tow home. It was the bloody starter motor last week.




Possibly the pedal box itself iirc, common problem on most of the vag range from that model area :cry:

Edd
03-01-13, 11:32 PM
If you can here it scratching around it could be a rat :(

Very true

Since moving to our new house just over a year ago we've had

A bees nest
A wasp nest
A family of rats in cavity wall
No joke, a massive swarm of ladybirds

All in our house

Makes me wish we were back at our flat lol

brainsnova
03-01-13, 11:46 PM
I seem to get it after I removed polystyrene blocks that blocked the cavity but they rattled about when it's windy so I removed them

Edd
03-01-13, 11:48 PM
Get your cavity filled with insulation made from recycled plastic bottles

I ain't had no trouble with them after that, guess eating a load of plastic kills the little fcukers lol

brainsnova
03-01-13, 11:52 PM
It vents the loft I was thinking of using boy racer mesh

Jeff16v
04-01-13, 08:25 PM
Possibly the pedal box itself iirc, common problem on most of the vag range from that model area :cry:
This is the common problem where a couple of spot welds fail and the hydrolic clutch shaft
And bush push through the pedal cage. Now repaired to it will never break again. Only £5 welded instead of £17 for a new one that has the same weakness.
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee77/gsijeff/C25B1613-7DBE-4A9B-A99D-45D2CF8C4827-392-00000023F3B8FC54.jpg

turbojolt
04-01-13, 08:36 PM
350 quid bill from eon when i worked it out it should only be about 120 quid, german conts

Novasport
04-01-13, 09:22 PM
It vents the loft I was thinking of using boy racer mesh


Get some rat traps down with some peanut butter or Nutella to snap the little bastids necks.

bazil
06-01-13, 01:58 AM
Snapped earth wire on altenator on the black GSI stopping me taking it out due to flat battery,
Gutted as there has been no gritting in a week so could have taken it out for a blast. Hopefully fix it the morra and get it out

brainsnova
06-01-13, 02:27 AM
You have another gsi for bits lol

turbojolt
07-01-13, 10:49 AM
been suspended from work, again.

paul080803
07-01-13, 12:32 PM
been suspended from work, again.

What reason they given this time?

8valve-craig
07-01-13, 12:50 PM
Waking up to "Need to post 40 items" on my Ebay account. Currently half way through them :(

_Jake
07-01-13, 01:15 PM
Woke up late
My vectra got hit by my mum in her van
Crushed my arm in a door at work by accident so hard i threw up
Stood on by 3 ****ing cows

and im only half way through the day. 2013 is looking good already :D

mowgli
07-01-13, 04:51 PM
Woke up late
My vectra got hit by my mum in her van
Crushed my arm in a door at work by accident so hard i threw up
Stood on by 3 ****ing cows

and im only half way through the day. 2013 is looking good already :D

surely at least one was a bull... lol lol lol

Dan Stanley
08-01-13, 10:53 PM
Looking through eBay at the novas for sale. FED UP of reading sh!t like 'becoming rare now', 'these are a classic', 'not many left'.
FFS, give it a rest!
Doesn't mean that Im going to buy your sub standard, over priced tat just because you immense authority has informed me of the novas decline in population.
Grrrrr, whinge, moan.......!

mowgli
09-01-13, 05:06 PM
croydon

MK999
09-01-13, 05:19 PM
Student finance, who can't figure out that 5+1=6, and need this broken down for them in an easier way despite having it in black and white in front of them, in a format I can understand on a dodgy phone line!!

TeddyThom
09-01-13, 06:04 PM
The distinct lack of work. It has now boiled down to me being financially better off on the dole (which I really don't want to be doing) so have been sending out CV's like mad...

8valve-craig
09-01-13, 06:41 PM
Why dont you make a job? You must be good at something.

TeddyThom
09-01-13, 06:49 PM
Make a job?? Eh?? Having done 6 months or so being self employed, I have decided that I don't like it. Especially now this has happened. I sit up the office from around half nine in the morning til 6 in the evening. If something comes in then away I go, but there has been on more than one occasion where I got so peeved at sitting around not doing anything for ages that I went home.

8valve-craig
09-01-13, 07:03 PM
If your phones not ringing then you must be doing something wrong. Dont just give up, Thats what losers do.

TeddyThom
09-01-13, 07:07 PM
So you are calling me a loser because of the lack of work? And it's not because my phone has been ringing, I've been sitting up in the bloody office where all the work comes into for most days and not got anything!! I'm not the only one that is seriously considering moving on because it's all gone to ****. The work has been steadily declining for the past month or so... So yeah call me a loser for the company ot giving me any work...

turbojolt
09-01-13, 07:15 PM
So you are calling me a loser because of the lack of work? And it's not because my phone has been ringing, I've been sitting up in the bloody office where all the work comes into for most days and not got anything!! I'm not the only one that is seriously considering moving on because it's all gone to ****. The work has been steadily declining for the past month or so... So yeah call me a loser for the company ot giving me any work...


what is it you do?

before and after christmas is always slow no matter the trade/bussines it seems

turbojolt
09-01-13, 07:16 PM
croydon

you dealing with the croydon ****s that seem to think they can just walk out on the road at any given time, and the endless dead end roads lol