whats pissed you off today?

[Jeff16v]

Woke up at 6am this morning after smelling something burning under the floor, pulled the floor up in the hallway and turned off all electrics. spoke to the lady downstairs and she said she burnt toast so thought nothing more of it. she went to work as did I and my wife went home with our 4 yr old daughter and it smells like a fire downstairs, rang fire brigade and they kicked the door in and found a load of burnt food left in the flat still smoldering, not toast! lying b!tch, she f&cked off to work after lying and left it smoking without telling us the truth. now your front door is smashed you dumb cow! serves you right.

[conad]

and I bet she'll try moaning at you for the door being put through

[Jeff16v]

and I bet she'll try moaning at you for the door being put through
I can Guarantee she will, why lie? I'f she'd of said i burn't some food and didn't bother to put it outside I wouldn't of ripped my floor up and called the fire brigade.

[Benn]

Not getting much done on my Nova in the last two days.

[Benn]

Young kids in cars who seeming empty the contents of their cars all over the road.
Genetic faults.

I frigging hate that! See it all the time, the window seems to be the new bin.

[Andy]

Ebay,they have ballsed around with it yet again ffs.
Is it any better than when i set up 7 years ago? is it fukk!

[oVerboost]

Finding that my vacuum pipe had come off my fuel pressure regulator, meaning the engine had been running mega rich and using loads of fuel all week... I did wonder why I'd only managed 150 miles to a whole tank! lol

[deneil_gsi2000]

T#$ ting my head whilst under the car because the dog took a run up and headbutted me in the nuts lol

[Andy]

T#$ ting my head whilst under the car because the dog took a run up and headbutted me in the nuts lol
Your knackers are on ya head?
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5qW7-vcV0p-WaLFnFmRXbpY9LCS1DvMYk1Smgo-a0U94S4xC9

[deneil_gsi2000]

Your knackers are on ya head?
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5qW7-vcV0p-WaLFnFmRXbpY9LCS1DvMYk1Smgo-a0U94S4xC9

eh? i was lay under car, dog runs up and nuts me in bollocks which makes me headbutt the underneath of car.

[Edd]

Totally and utterly fcuked off with my new role at work

Too much work, seriously thought about jacking it in the other night, good money yes but too much grief

[mowgli]

what is wrong with your new role????

also, remember, you work to live, not the other way round.

[Edd]

ALOT more work for the same money, stupid managers always having a pop, co workers doing fcuk all to help out

and mainly the fact i was perfectly happy in my old role, knew the job inside out, the chap who took over from me never wanted to do my old job either

so my manager now has two extremely unmotivated employees on his hands, top managerial skills

also in this new role im not in position to do my NVQ level 3 in engineering which is what i need to get a job at Hincley C

if i didn't have bills and a mortgage i would of walked out the other night

[mowgli]

sounds bad, whats the new jobs situation like in your neck of the woods??

[Edd]

Hincley C, but i need the Level 3 NVQ, cant get it in my new role

there is NO WHERE apart from the power station that i would get paid the same money, so im fcuked lol

the only hope is that my manager gets moved to another role/shift, this does happen

[mk1nova_rich]

People who say 'Can I get a...' when ordering in a cafe. You mean 'Please could I have...' ****ing rude *******s who think they're American

[Andy]

People who say 'Can I get a...' when ordering in a cafe. You mean 'Please could I have...' ****ing rude *******s who think they're American

Theres melts like that round here,i thought it was just a scarboro thing as iv never heard it anywhere else.
Id say,"no you cant just get a sausage roll,however i'll get you one if you wanna buy one?":tard:

[pie]

stupid parcel company :(

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/v/983519_4967544153495_1396817685_n.jpg?oh=d3f454bc0 03690bf8abfdf3c4b6217d4&oe=519F2F90&__gda__=1369399047_114a2732a948526d906cb0944e67eb2 0

aint even bothered unwrapping the rest :(

[MK999]

is that an XE cover?

[L33 LEG]

Unlucky :(

[L14MNP]

People who say 'Can I get a...' when ordering in a cafe. You mean 'Please could I have...' ****ing rude *******s who think they're American

My mates ex used to piss me off. She managed a coffee shop, and was always referring to old couples as 'guys' etc. Even called the till a 'register' ffs.

She was a prime one for the 'can I get' B.S if we were ever out.

Sickening. Should be put down.

[mk1nova_rich]

Has anyone seen the sickening 'terror attack' on that soldier in London? Hacked to death in a street in broad dayight...

My blood is absolutely boiling, what the **** is this spineless Government playing at??
This is what you get for letting every no good **** from every last ****hole on the planet into the country :mad:

[pie]

yes mazz :(

[L14MNP]

Just saw the news before. Absolutley disgusting.

Not only the horrific murder, but that it has happened to one of our own soldiers, in the very country they fight to protect.

Honestly one of the worst things I have ever heard.

[mowgli]

its truly shocking

i'm worried that this will be the start of some rioting.

it is pretty much the most horrendous murder for a very long time, but people must remember that not every muslim is a terrorist. the vast vast majority are just the same as the christian english people. please don't get involved in any mindless mob mentality.

[bazzap8389]

I'm over working on the nova at the moment for the first time in a while, started of beautiful weather now it's pishing of rain. Just my luck. First time the nova has been wet In 6 years. And I discovered more rust....

[mk1nova_rich]

its truly shocking

i'm worried that this will be the start of some rioting.

it is pretty much the most horrendous murder for a very long time, but people must remember that not every muslim is a terrorist. the vast vast majority are just the same as the christian english people. please don't get involved in any mindless mob mentality.

True but the massive problem now is that you have many people of different cultures and beliefs all living in one area. When stuff gets heated its going to kick off big time with riots and race/religion wars. Brand me with whatever tag you wish for saying that but it will happen in the not too distant future the way things are going

[mowgli]

for centuries there has been racial harmony in britain.

this radical islam thing stems from anti-israeli rhetoric. they really hate the jews, and hate anyone who has anything to do with them. the americans back israel financially... thus anyone connected witht he yanks is in the firing line.... this is more to do with politics than anything else..

[bazzap8389]

Has anyone seen the sickening 'terror attack' on that soldier in London? Hacked to death in a street in broad dayight...

My blood is absolutely boiling, what the **** is this spineless Government playing at??
This is what you get for letting every no good **** from every last ****hole on the planet into the country :mad:

Just seen this on the news.

If I had my way they should be locked in the stocks and stoned to death.

[shaunboy84]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0f_1369235265
this has pissed me off today!!!

[Hayley]

its truly shocking

i'm worried that this will be the start of some rioting.

it is pretty much the most horrendous murder for a very long time, but people must remember that not every muslim is a terrorist. the vast vast majority are just the same as the christian english people. please don't get involved in any mindless mob mentality.

I couldnt agree more. I'm quite scared with what this is going to lead to.

[Edd]

utterly disgusting news

if they don't like the country that no doubt give them a living for fcuk all then fcuk off back where they came from

everybody is entitled to have any form of religious beliefs, but seems to always be the muslim countries them want to kill each other into extinction, now there chopping up English in England people because 'allah' told them, complete piss take, being shot dead by the coppers was too good for them

[mowgli]

they are both alive & being given medical treatment...

[Graeme]

There not dead though, there in our hospitals, and the guy on the itn video sounds London born and breed

[Edd]

they are both alive & being given medical treatment...

and i thought it couldn't get any worse :mad:

[mowgli]

they'll probably try to plead sanity, which means they will be in the general prison population.... for about 10 minutes before someone kicks the crap out of them

[mowgli]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d0f_1369235265
this has pissed me off today!!!

i had to put that thru google translate before i could understand a word

[mk1nova_rich]

Then in 18 months time they will be back out on the street...

[mowgli]

Then in 18 months time they will be back out on the street...
i think they will get a massive tariff for this crime, then i'd also guess they will hardly be remorseful, which will scupper parole, so they will hopefully die in jail

[Vlietje]

WTF I only thought that this sh*t happened in our country. S!ck *******s...

[mk1nova_rich]

They should have just been shot on scene. The footage of that bloke with blood stained hands and a meat cleaver was like a scene out of Hotel Rwanda...oh wait they are exactly the same sort of people we just let into the country and expect them to change their value on life overnight. I fear for the future of this country...its a time bomb waiting to explode

[Edd]

Ship them all out now and pull up the drawbridge

[Stuart]

Easy on the racism kids...

I know its bad, but the chaps that did this appear to have been a tad more British than you'd like.

[shaunboy84]

bring back capital punishment, i.e death penalty!

[bazzap8389]

bring back capital punishment, i.e death penalty!

This

[Jeff16v]

Terrible, brings back memories of the two servicemen who accidentally drove into the middle of an IRA funeral. I remember watching it live at the time.
RIP to the poor soldier and my sincerest condolences to his family.

[turbojolt]

work phone went off 4 times today, every time I was mega excited to get some more work!!

x2 gumtree con artists
x1 young lad looking for work experience
x1 pocket call

**** it im going to go on the doll instead lol

[L14MNP]

**** it im going to go on the doll instead lol

http://2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

Careful you don't get her pregnant, mate.

[bazzap8389]

Been getting insurance quotes.... Still to expensive for a skyline, was even thinking about trading in my gt4 for one!

[L14MNP]

http://2zod.com/news/Real_Doll_sm.jpg

Careful you don't get her pregnant, mate.

You're censoring that?! Where's the web host based, Nazi Germany? lol

FYI, Googled what I was after, then chose a clothed image.

[wwmnw]

Satnav taking me a route through Darlington that had a low bridge (9 ft 9 high and just wide enough for the likes of a new 206, I'm in a VW Crafter) that had traffic lights on it, had to reverse back and some dizzy old-ish bint was either too thick to see I was too wide or just couldn't reverse and really got herself in a kerfuffle beeping at me and trying to manoeuvre which irritated her more lol then her daughter shouting at me saying can I not reverse when she knew there's a bollard behind me.

I caused a bit of havoc there lol

****ing satnavs grrr

[L14MNP]

Kewl storeh brah

[MK999]

You're censoring that?! Where's the web host based, Nazi Germany? lol

FYI, Googled what I was after, then chose a clothed image.

It's a "don't steal our bandwidth hotlinking" type image on my end?

[Hobbit]

Getting dirty looks for being parked in a park. Not like I'm emptying raw sewage out of a river, no actually I parked here just piss people off...

Actually I'm not pissed off, cause I like winding people up. lol

[mowgli]

Getting dirty looks for being parked in a park. Not like I'm emptying raw sewage out of a river, no actually I parked here just piss people off...

Actually I'm not pissed off, cause I like winding people up. lol

dirty looks????? ffs.... beardy bloke in a wagon is scary enough for most mortals.... beardy bloke in a wagon that smells of toilets tips it well over the edge....lol lol

[maddogdaz666]

Running out of go go juice on the A2 5 miles away from my hotel in Dover lol

[bazzap8389]

^ gutted!

My overtime has been cut for the next few weeks as we're a bit quiet :mad:

[shaunboy84]

Nova failed its mot :-(

[shaunboy84]

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b624/shaunboy841/IMAG0546_zps40272de0.jpg

[joff-turbo-nova]

http://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b624/shaunboy841/IMAG0546_zps40272de0.jpg

Time to break out the mig welder!!!

[Chay84]

^ gutted!

My overtime has been cut for the next few weeks as we're a bit quiet :mad:

I try to do as little o/t as possible at my work

What side of aberdeen do you work at?

[shaunboy84]

Time to break out the mig welder!!!
A don't know anyone that will do it :-(

[bazzap8389]

I try to do as little o/t as possible at my work

What side of aberdeen do you work at?

It doesn't bother me about o/t when I'm on night shift but I like the extra couple of hundred a week on days. I'm in tullos, did you take the job at GE oil and gas?

[Edd]

Being woke up 3 times today whilst I'm trying to sleep as I'm on nightshift!!!!

Doorbell, Mrs with hairdryer and kids next door

Was ready to smash up everything in sight 30mins ago lol

[mowgli]

Then sitting on the computer bitching about it instead of sleeping.........../\

[oVerboost]

Today couldn't have gone any more wrong! :( My new clocks, steering wheel and TPS arrived this week so today as it was sunny, I set about fitting them. The old TPS screws were rounded off, so that was a nightmare to remove then the new one didn't seem to solve the problems even after adjusting it, it's much, much better just not as good to drive as with it unplugged!

Then came the steering wheel and clocks, the old wheel was a nightmare to remove! For some reason it had been forced on, and had damaged the nut/threads. So eventually I got that off, and removed the steering cowling to access the clocks. These came out without too much trouble, but after removing them I realised that the printed circuit was in a VERY bad state, and after being as careful as possible, the brittle contacts still snapped and broke off. The new one which I had bought off ebay, advertised as Nova clocks were sadly not nova clocks. They looked the same, but the plug that goes into the back on the new clocks has 7 terminals, where as the old one had 6. So the plug wouldn't work, and after re-fitting the old ones back and turning the ignition on they started to smoke! Removed them again and they're toast, literally! :( Another issue I had was after re-fitting them the dials in the centre don't work properly and the temperature and fuel gauges just go straight to maximum with just the ignition on, and for some reason the plastic connector when plugged in makes the ignition stay on even when you remove the key, probably in relation to the smoke and damaged circuit board! Traced this back to the contact on the rear of the clocks, so left the plug unconnected, and just the speedo itself plugged in. So now I have no gauges, no rev counter and just a speedo. Not a fun day! :(

I'm now at the stage where I am thinking of selling the Nova, as I don't have the patience to work on cars anymore, so if anyones interested, let me know lol.

[Benn]

Why are you driving with the tps unplugged?
Clockes wise sounds like damaged grounds if they are maxing out...

[Benn]

Oh and im pissed off as my car is still in the bodyshop... Whole weekend i could of spent rebuilding it...

[oVerboost]

Why are you driving with the tps unplugged?
Clockes wise sounds like damaged grounds if they are maxing out...

The TPS was causing the car to kangaroo at full throttle (I did make a thread a while back about this for more info), with it unplugged the fault goes away, so bought a new sensor which is a lot better, but still does the "brick wall" effect at full throttle at higher revs so until I get a chance to trace it back it can stay as it is, as it drives fine with it unplugged. With regards to the clocks, it must be printed circuit related as that was the only thing that smoked (you could see it) as it had come into contact with another. The wiring all seems fine going back towards the dash, but will check it once I get hold of some clocks that actually a. work and b. fit a nova. :)

[Hobbit]

My truck has been moved so now the sun is glaring on my tv screen. *******s! lol

[novadave24]

poxy work and some people have to work with

[Tanya.]

No eggs and I want to make a cake :cry:

[Andy]

No eggs and I want to make a cake :cry:
iv got choc chip cookies in the oven....I had one egg left! Needed just the one! so lucky lol

[mk1nova_rich]

Overboost it sounds like you bought Mk2 clocks rather than Mk1 :(

[Novasport]

Why do Ebay Super Sh!t head Shops have to list the same fcukin item about 90 million times. Pages after pages of bloody KYB shock absorbers Grrrrrr

[Andy]

Why do Ebay Super Sh!t head Shops have to list the same fcukin item about 90 million times. Pages after pages of bloody KYB shock absorbers Grrrrrr

That infuriates me

[Novasport]

Fits 1.0, fits 1.2, fits 1.3, fits 1.4, fits 1.5d, fits 1.5td, fits 1.6.....
So, fits all then!

[mk1nova_rich]

Why do Ebay Super Sh!t head Shops have to list the same fcukin item about 90 million times. Pages after pages of bloody KYB shock absorbers Grrrrrr

That also annoys me. The exact same item listed a gazillion times for every last model and trim level of Nova

[mk1nova_rich]

At least you have an excuse for looking at Nova parts...I don't even own one lol

[mowgli]

trying to find this........
http://community.screwfix.com/servlet/JiveServlet/downloadImage/2-1223650-4001/290-290/ae235.jpg
i traipsed round the whole of hinckley trying to find one... and ended up in nuneaton.

its for the new outside tap i installed for my mum.. i didn't want one of these poxy 'easyfit' things

http://www.wickes.co.uk/content/ebiz/wickes/invt/420000/Easy-Fit-External-Tap-Kit_large.jpg

cos

1. they look crap
2. you have to drill the same size hole
3. and at £16.99, they are a fiver more than simply buying a tap, pipe & bend to do the job properly.. oh & i fitted a drain point so it is winterproof.

this sounds crap but it was my mum's 71st birthday present... its what she asked me for, & it will last a lot longer than some poxy cut flowers

[oVerboost]

Overboost it sounds like you bought Mk2 clocks rather than Mk1 :(

Do they have more plug terminals on them? I thought that mk1 and mk2 clocks were inter-changeable. :(

[mk1nova_rich]

Yes the Mk1 plug has only 12 terminals rather than 14, as the remaining two (oil pressure and rev counter) have separate spades on the backs of the gauges. Also the Mk2 clocks have mounting lugs on the top and sides of the clocks

[Andy]

Mk2 have more terminals yes.the plug is bigger for it
Sounds like someone has cut the mounting lugs off

[maddogdaz666]

It's pissing it down here at the nurburgring :( very slippy track and **** scary laps :( not happy, I wanna go play!!!

[Asa-James]

seeing something i want, but not having the means, funds or space to obtain it :(

[mowgli]

asa, that's me on a daily basis

[maddogdaz666]

Yep me too

[conad]

Me three.

[Andy]

Thats me 4

[Novasport]

Five! Also when I think what money I would have if I sold EVERYTHING Nova and what I could buy with it!

[mk1nova_rich]

Me six lol

[Lee H]

Decided to take the MR2 to York for a few runs now I've finished running it in. Ended up overheating after about 70 miles just as I came off the motorway. Let it cool down a bit and nearly made it home before it started overheating again.

Only seems to be overheating after prolonged driving at the same revs, been fine for a few months with varied driving so not a clue what is wrong with it. Pissed off to say the least.

[Benn]

Water pump?

[Lee H]

Water pump?

Don't think so as its fine when being thrashed and at high revs. I'm thinking thermostat, radiator or unfortunately head gasket at the moment.

[Benn]

But that's cause its working harder, at the l reve there might not be enough force to turn it.. Fixed a Corsa XE doi same. The impellers had come of the shaft..

[mowgli]

get the rad flushed & swap the stat... also have a look at the expn bottle cap

[Lee H]

Engine was rebuilt about 600 miles ago, however I didn't replace the water pump as it looked pretty new and they are not known for failure on these cars. Has metal impellers on this one, always had problems on pumps with plastic impellers.

This car has a pressure cap before the expansion bottle so bottle isn't pressurised. Tried swapping this pressure cap with the chargecooler one for the journey back as they are both the same, however made no difference.

Got a new rad sat around so will fit that and a new stat. Going to be a nightmare testing if I've fixed it as it only does it after about 60 miles on the motorway.

[bazzap8389]

Lee, that's exactly wat my gt4 was doing before my radiator went, was fine around the town when just nipping about but on longer drives it was over heating.

[Lee H]

Lee, that's exactly wat my gt4 was doing before my radiator went, was fine around the town when just nipping about but on longer drives it was over heating.

Did it overheat properly (ie boil over out of expansion tank) or just slightly? My temp gauge is going to about 2/3 when it should be at 1/2 all the time but if I reduce the revs it comes back down.

[bazzap8389]

Did it overheat properly (ie boil over out of expansion tank) or just slightly? My temp gauge is going to about 2/3 when it should be at 1/2 all the time but if I reduce the revs it comes back down.

Yes it did boil up and the temp gauge went right up to the red supposed to be half way aswell. Did that for a few days before it went pop, but along the seam of the rad at the top was leaking out water, then replaced it for a koyo rad.

[mk1nova_rich]

Going to Asda and they had collection buckets raising money for the Yorkshire Air Ambulance...

Why the **** in this day does such an essential service rely on charity and corporate funding, when the Government (us silly cunts the taxpayers) would rather fund alcoholics to sit in the pub all day and dirty council estate slags to take any ****ers cock between their legs as long as it gets them pregnant. Absolute disgrace :wtf:

[mowgli]

Going to Asda and they had collection buckets raising money for the Yorkshire Air Ambulance...

Why the **** in this day does such an essential service rely on charity and corporate funding, when the Government (us silly cunts the taxpayers) would rather fund alcoholics to sit in the pub all day and dirty council estate slags to take any ****ers cock between their legs as long as it gets them pregnant. Absolute disgrace :wtf:

i find it a great mystery too.

[maddogdaz666]

The ring being closed all day in glorious sunshine :(

[mowgli]

The ring being closed all day in glorious sunshine :(

most chemists will sell you something to help with constipation

[uh60]

What's going on with this royal mail thing ?? I am pissed to find out my local's office queue is about 25 people at 16:30 where usually there is no one at that time ... I decided to go to the other nearby office and it was closed, I got back to the one I was before that at 17:02 and the manager did not let me in ... even though the branch is open up to 17:30 ...... I am starting to feel like I am in Bulgaria the last couple of months here ... hehe :D

[turbojolt]

no bloody work coming in and having to apply for jobs again


and i need surgey to my jaw to stop it dislocating all the time

[conad]

i need surgey to my jaw to stop it dislocating all the time

http://richardarunachala.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/8-jaw-dislocation-abefore_thumb.jpg?w=484&h=364

[turbojolt]

thats not far off......i have a picture of it wanna see lol

[Southie]

http://richardarunachala.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/8-jaw-dislocation-abefore_thumb.jpg?w=484&h=364

I'd pull a face like that if someone had stuck there arm up my arsse as well lol

[Jack]

The cavalier going

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/419982_10151471678467971_1003420026_n.jpg

[Southie]

More like Hayley's taken all the money lol

[Hobbit]

Estate agents.

[L14MNP]

****ers bending the door open on my rented garage.

What made me happy was finding nothing missing, and going there with the mig, cadging a friendly neighbours house electric and beefing the crappy up and over door right up. Coach bolted the *******, too.

Handily, the arseholes that done the damage were nice enough to leave the hasps and locks after they had bolt-cuttered their way through.

Welded those back on. Cost me nowt, and is stronger and straighter now, than pre-break in. lol

[turbojolt]

http://richardarunachala.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/8-jaw-dislocation-abefore_thumb.jpg?w=484&h=364
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/983911_10151619120607118_1652598195_n.jpg

[kellynovaaaa]

No one wants to employ me.. being jobless sucks :(

[chrisd1986]

No one wants to employ me.. being jobless sucks :(

I went through 2 years of that till i swallowed my pride and went back to my old job but now im just doing agency work in factories

[turbojolt]

No one wants to employ me.. being jobless sucks :(


I will give you a job..............................lol

[Benn]

I will give you a job..............................lol

I dont think it works like that on a lady...

[chrisd1986]

Nobed reps who over take you and then slow you down, seriously what is the FECKING POINT!!!!!

[Jeff16v]

I will give you a job..............................lol

does this explain the issue you have with the jaw, a rough customer perhaps? lol

[turbojolt]

lol nah my jaw has been doing it for the last 10 years

I was sucker punched when I left the pub to go get more money out of the cash machine, knocked me clean out! my dentist asked me if I went to the hospital after being punched, I laughed and told him 'no! I woke up, got up, went and got the cash I needed and was straight back to the pub' lol

they suspect a slight fracture that hasn't healed right, but cant tell till I go get my x-rays done :/




edit..... tell a lie it was 2004, not quite 10 years

[kellynovaaaa]

I will give you a job..............................lol

Oh god, should of known one of you lot would put something like this lol

[deneil_gsi2000]

Cracking a valve guide in my temper....... thats the engine build stopped for now :(

[mk1nova_rich]

My dad going to races at Wetherby last night and not asking if I wanted to go :(

[mowgli]

finding out why the 1st drink of the day has been a touch gamey.........

my eldest daughter has been using a hot water bottle cos the weather has been shyte.... she got caught tipping the water from the hot water bottle into the kettle & them boiling it up & reusing it...

[turbojolt]

finding out why the 1st drink of the day has been a touch gamey.........

my eldest daughter has been using a hot water bottle cos the weather has been shyte.... she got caught tipping the water from the hot water bottle into the kettle & them boiling it up & reusing it...


WHY!!.............you been moaning about the water bill or something?

[mowgli]

nope.. we are on water rates, not a meter.... she thought it was ok to do....she now knows different

[MK999]

Should have made her tea in the hot water bottle and made her drink it lol

[MK999]

Oh god, should of known one of you lot would put something like this lol

Careful with that tar covered brush, it's got Turbojolts name on it for a reason lol

[Stuart]

finding out why the 1st drink of the day has been a touch gamey.........

my eldest daughter has been using a hot water bottle cos the weather has been shyte.... she got caught tipping the water from the hot water bottle into the kettle & them boiling it up & reusing it...

Sounds like something old folks do lol

[mowgli]

Sounds like something old folks do lol

stu, i was genuinely speechless, which is impressive on its own.....she has an aversion to water in general.... rain, washing, putting any in the guinea pigs drinker etc.....

[Southie]

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[Hobbit]

What's a bit of dysentery between family... lol

[johnd]

changed the heavy pot flywheel on my x16xe to a lighten one then put together only to find the oil seal behind the flywheel is now leaking

[Benn]

Spending all day in the bodyshop helping them change a clutch in a arsehole of a pug 307 so my roof could be painted after it, getting 1 and a half coats of and running out of paint.

Passes pissed off, i was at hulk level anger.

[maddogdaz666]

Yesterday: missing the ferry home due to French roadworks, and having to wait 4 hours for the next one, then getting off the ferry and finding the A2 shut and everyone diverted down a dirt track, including HGV's!
All in all I should have been home at 9pm ish, but landed home at 1.30am, after hooning all the way home from dover to pontefract, mostly in triple figures after I got back onto a proper road.

[L14MNP]

Got a puncture and discovered I have no wheel brace. This, literally after I had just emptied my trolley jack, socket set etc from the car, about 15 miles away.

Sounds like I have a ****ed rear wheel bearing, and I was invited to a wedding. lol

[richz_nova]

Waiting an hour to be picked up for work, only for him to say he's been let down by the customer so no point. To top it off the mrs took the car to work so can't get over to the nova :(

[conad]

The Mrs spouting off a load of abuse when we have a disagreement..... Have a bit of respect you silly bint

[bazzap8389]

Oops..

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[conad]

^^ Digital ftw

[bazzap8389]

^^ I find there not as accurate mate, same as verniers and mics etc just not as accurate especially when hitting a +-.0005" tolerances etc just dont trust them fine for roughly checking though.

[conad]

Inches.... INCHES?? We're in Britain ya know, we measure things properly over here lol. I use a digital vernier in workbut only need 0.5mm tolerance at best.

[bazzap8389]

Yeah up here most machine shops are in inches I hate working in metric lol ah right More than good enough then. What is it you do?

[conad]

I'm a fabricator... Comes in handy when restoring a Nova lol

[bazzap8389]

The perfect career for nova ownership lol

[L14MNP]

The Post Office. £5.60 to send an unsigned for, second class 'medium' sized parcel.
It was about 8x3x3" FFS.

No wonder I rarely use the place.

Whilst waiting at traffic lights, I saw a white Nissan Juke belonging to Sunderland City Council, with a swiveling camera on the roof, proclaiming to be a 'Driving Safety Enforcement Vehicle' or some other guff.

Disgusting. I had a good mind to take a photograph of it. Also, the thing was in County Durham.
**** off and spy in your own area, at least.

I was about to throw up a gang sign for Google Earth when it came around the corner. lol

[bazzap8389]

Words cannot describe my anger just now...

There's a job I've been doing at work the past 3 days it's a rusher their screaming for offshore at the moment, 2 days ago I went flat out to get as much done as possible then my back to back at work did the opposite, what he did in 10 hours I could have done in 45 mins no joke btw.

Then last night I had to take the job out the machine, turn it over reset it etc etc. absoloutely got torn in to it if I had another hour I would have finished it. But what did the lazy cock sucking arsehole do? About 10 mins work and I'm left to put an angle on I and take it out the machine, nae doot!! Needless to say in leaving him a **** job for tomorrow. Would be leaving him with a broken nose aswell if I could.

Rant over

Barry

[conad]

The Post Office. £5.60 to send an unsigned for, second class 'medium' sized parcel.
It was about 8x3x3" FFS.

No wonder I rarely use the place.
l

Parcel2go....£5 with insurance, signed for, tracked and they pick it up

[L14MNP]

Parcel2go....£5 with insurance, signed for, tracked and they pick it up

I usually use P2G mate, but the recipient was being a collosal bell end about couriers.

[Edd]

post office not long put their prices up as i found out today

[Edd]

women who think the whole world revolves around them and there kids has pissed me off today,

met some bint with a Sharan full of kids in the lanes, wanted me to reverse 500+ meters to let her past when she only had to reverse 20 meters max

stared her out for a few mins, quite comical watching her pointing out of her window, so i switched the astra off and walked up to her car, got all manor of abuse "ive got a car full of kids" WTF has that got to do with reversing 20 meters FFS ?

got back in my car browsed on my phone till she moved, i wasn't in a rush unlike her lol

[Benn]

I hate people like that^

[Chay84]

Came home today after a week in magaluf not pissed off but bit gutted to be back to normality,

[conad]

Came home today after a week in magaluf not pissed off but bit gutted to be back to normality,

Holiday blues... I get it BAD!

[mowgli]

women who think the whole world revolves around them and there kids has pissed me off today,

met some bint with a Sharan full of kids in the lanes, wanted me to reverse 500+ meters to let her past when she only had to reverse 20 meters max

stared her out for a few mins, quite comical watching her pointing out of her window, so i switched the astra off and walked up to her car, got all manor of abuse "ive got a car full of kids" WTF has that got to do with reversing 20 meters FFS ?

got back in my car browsed on my phone till she moved, i wasn't in a rush unlike her lol

never, ever drive to a place called market bosworth.... there is a junction that would drive you crazier than normal...
it is a staggered crossroads..one side is a stop, the other a give-way. now the locals don't get that stop means stop, they think it means drive out at any speed you like cos nobody ever comes the other way.... in the last week, i've had 30 good arguments over transport law!!!!! lol

[Stuart]

Being called for jury duty.... Oh well, attempted deferral in progress.

Yay I can be a nazi and declare everyone guilty but boo at losing 75% of my salary for the time.

[conad]

Being called for jury duty.... Oh well, attempted deferral in progress.

Yay I can be a nazi and declare everyone guilty but boo at losing 75% of my salary for the time.

Can you not opt out for financial reasons... They can't make you if you can't pay your mortgage as a result surely.

[bazzap8389]

Stuart, just say you know of the person that is up in court and you won't be chosen.

[marc69]

Attempted theft of my car.

Just realised this thread is for pissed of today-great, I should be on it everyday with my frustrated rants...beware!

[Benn]

Much damage?^


Fitting a headlining.

[turbojolt]

can't get my head around how people keep under cutting my prices :tard:

[marc69]

Much damage?^


Fitting a headlining.
Fortunately not, why has fitting a headlining pissed you off?

[Benn]

Thats good, cause it's a frigging nightmare fitting one in a Nova.

[Stuart]

Can you not opt out for financial reasons... They can't make you if you can't pay your mortgage as a result surely.

Apparently its not a good enough reason... I have cited some other reasons too in order to put it off a year

[Edd]

Do you get asked for jury service if you've been arrested /got criminal record?

[conad]

Apparently its not a good enough reason... I have cited some other reasons too in order to put it off a year

That's bloody ridiculous, I'd understand if your employer was obliged to pay you in full, but you shouldn't have to suffer financially for it.

[bazzap8389]

Like I said in an above post Stuart, just say you know the person or know of them and you won't have to do it, so I'm lead to believe anyway

[conad]

Like I said in an above post Stuart, just say you know the person or know of them and you won't have to do it, so I'm lead to believe anyway

Very true indeed, it happened at a murder case I was involved with

[turbojolt]

Like I said in an above post Stuart, just say you know the person or know of them and you won't have to do it, so I'm lead to believe anyway


wouldn't they just put you on a different trial?

[bazzap8389]

Don't quote me on it but Im pretty sure you don't. That doesn't mean to say you won't get another letter through the post askin you to do jury duty again though. If that makes sense lol

[brainsnova]

Put a bearing in the oven for too long and wrecked it lol

[Novasport]

Much damage?^


Fitting a headlining.

Pity you are not closer, I love fitting roof linings. I have done a few including Keith's Turbo.

[Stuart]

Do you get asked for jury service if you've been arrested /got criminal record?

Yes you get asked but to then say you're a crim on the response form.

To know the person on trial means getting to jury service in the first place and still wasting my time and money,

[Benn]

Pity you are not closer, I love fitting roof linings. I have done a few including Keith's Turbo.

Tbh, i'd have driven to you..lol Mines not a std one tho..lol

[Jack]

Pen testers. "Can you tell us your root password so we can put it into our tool?"

Er.... no? lmfao lol

[turbojolt]

suppose to be out pricing up two jobs, but can't leave the house!! bloody bird has stolen my house keys so I can lock up the house :mad:

[conad]

bloody bird has stolen my house keys so I can lock up the house :mad:

those pesky magpies... anything shiney

[_Jake]

women who think the whole world revolves around them and there kids has pissed me off today,

met some bint with a Sharan full of kids in the lanes, wanted me to reverse 500+ meters to let her past when she only had to reverse 20 meters max

stared her out for a few mins, quite comical watching her pointing out of her window, so i switched the astra off and walked up to her car, got all manor of abuse "ive got a car full of kids" WTF has that got to do with reversing 20 meters FFS ?

got back in my car browsed on my phone till she moved, i wasn't in a rush unlike her lol
I feel your pain, but im usually in a tractor with a 12ton+ trailer on the back and the idiots tend to be cyclists!

[L14MNP]

those pesky magpies... anything shiney

Beaten to it! lol

[Novasport]

Tbh, i'd have driven to you..lol Mines not a std one tho..lol

You are welcome to pop it up, might be a bit breezy with no windows though lol.
It should be easy to fit unless it is made out of crepe paper or gold leaf. I fitted a new replica one to Paul W's Sport a few years back. New is easier as it is not as brittle as an original and there is usually spare material around the edges.
You need some contact adhesive and loads of spring clamps.

[Stuart]

Not much, but the cost of temporary car insurance is now scary!!! It was a bargain at £35 for a month (infact cheaper than the main policy lol) on the stupidly expensive to insure Clio 182 this time last year, and its £95 for the equivalent cover on the Passat diesel estate for a month!!!!! *******s.

[turbojolt]

less then 20 hours notice that I have to be at court tomorrow, and the robbing c*nt train company's wanting between £103 and 150+ for a return ticket!!!!

how the hell do people commute to work everyday with the kind of prices they charge?

[L14MNP]

less then 20 hours notice that I have to be at court tomorrow, and the robbing c*nt train company's wanting between £103 and 150+ for a return ticket!!!!

how the hell do people commute to work everyday with the kind of prices they charge?

They have season tickets or book in advance.

Why the court appearance?

[Novasport]

Is it worth you getting a return?:roll:

[mowgli]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Novasport again.

[mowgli]

tj, catch the bus

[phunkynova]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Novasport again.

No but I can give some :thumb:

[shaunboy84]

this new law there enforcing next month , if u hog the middle lane they fine you 100 quid and give u 3 points, total corruption again by these jobsworth cunts, yeah i know people do hog the lane but come on to **** :O :O

[shaunboy84]

ooops language ha

[bazzap8389]

^ I think that's what should happen to people that hog the outside lane on a dual carriageway. Everyday without fail I'm stuck behind some moron that can't to the speed limit and won't move over.

[shaunboy84]

we ( us as drivers ) get shafted on a daily basis now this, yeah it does state in the highway code, but how many people actually remember any of it after they pass there test ?? not alot i say

[Benn]

You are welcome to pop it up, might be a bit breezy with no windows though lol.
It should be easy to fit unless it is made out of crepe paper or gold leaf. I fitted a new replica one to Paul W's Sport a few years back. New is easier as it is not as brittle as an original and there is usually spare material around the edges.
You need some contact adhesive and loads of spring clamps.

Yeah and no, my trimmer didn't really cut it to shape this time, so it was to big in every way... So trimming it to fit but be tight was very hard. Unhappy with a few bits. but i need the padding/sound deadering stuff to go int here still so i hope that will help.

[8valve-craig]

Yeah it does state in the highway code, but how many people actually remember any of it after they pass there test ?? not alot i say

Hopefully the drivers with this sort of attitude will now learn the hard way. :roll:

[bazzap8389]

Not having a good night...


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[MK999]

this new law there enforcing next month , if u hog the middle lane they fine you 100 quid and give u 3 points, total corruption again by these jobsworth cunts, yeah i know people do hog the lane but come on to **** :O :O

Sounds like the best traffic law that's ever come in to force to me.

[turbojolt]

I don't care about middle lane hogs I just undertake them at 100mph+ *finger click*

[Chay84]

Not having a good night...


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Chuck going correct direction? Lol

[bazzap8389]

No I pressed dry run lol I changed my insert then continued the program but was going to take too big a cut so I stopped the roughing cycle and went into te finishing cycle with dry run pressed which resulted in that lol brand new tool aswell lol

[Chay84]

The joys of our trade mate I'm not looking forward to starting back on Saturday after 12 days off

[bazzap8389]

True but it's all good still material on it so it's not a re weld. Yeah gutted holiday blues lol

[Chay84]

Sure is! Re welds are not allowed at my work which is a pity lol

[bazzap8389]

This is a repair with inconel inlay so re welds ain't a problem just a pain in the ****

[Benn]

My wifi going out.

[wwmnw]

Having drivers tan, right arm and right side of my face are tanned (right arm is proper brown) left side, milk bottle white :cry:

[L14MNP]

Having drivers tan, right arm and right side of my face are tanned (right arm is proper brown) left side, milk bottle white :cry:

May as well have your favourite arm looking its best!

[wwmnw]

For some reason, the muscles in my left arm look bigger but I do all the important stuff (w@nk/lift beer/scratch balls) with my right arm :s

TBH I prefer my 'babies arm holding an apple' that's my favourite ;)

[Keif]

Not having a good night...


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I don't miss that one little bit. Inco as well so it's always going to win once the Carbides gone.

What do you machine?

[bazzap8389]

^ I mostly deal with repairs on offshore equipment, quite big stuff. It's a bit more of a challenge over new manufacture stuff.

[bazzap8389]

Stud like this keif, ths is my job for tonight, will be my job all next week aswell, the inside of the other side of the job is all inconel so lots to be made on scrap metal :)


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[L14MNP]

Lost ebay singular mud flap auction. lol

[thespannerman]

Stone chips and tar up the sides of mu freshly painted car!!sodding roadworks

[pie]

finding out my 4x4 cav is out of mot grrrr

[Spudly]

My van has just died, again, alternator has gone, AGAIN!

Oh, and i got a stonechip right in the middle of my screen driving home, like my screen wasnt fcuked enough already!

[Edd]

Sacked off Sky, now having all manor of connection problems with BT

REALLY wish I ain't bothered now

[mowgli]

getting a phone call from the mrs saying

'molly(eldest daughter) has come off her bike in the rain.. the man says he didn't see her.. got to go'

so i was going crazy trying to find out what the hell happened...

it ended up that she was riding down the path, a bus approached & stopped, and this poor bloke stepped off to be cleared up by a 20mph 15 year old girl with no bike helmet... she clattered into a wall & her face looks like salami.. the bike is ok, so is the bloke.... oh, and according to facebook, she is a hero, so thats alright then.....

when she heals up, she is getting yet another boll-ocking about riding safely on the road with a bike helmet, cos messed up hair is a lot easier to fix than a messed up face.

[wwmnw]

Waking up with a thumping headache (I cant function with headaches) 25 minutes before I was due to start work having to load the van up with 23 47kg casks then getting half way through my round to get a phone call telling me I have to go back to the brewery (20 miles) as I should have put a 20 litre IPA bag-in-box on instead of a 9 gallon cask IPA for a pub.

Don't know how many miles I've done today but it must be around the 200 mark!

[phunkynova]

People commenting on things they obviously don't know nothing about

[turbojolt]

People commenting on things they obviously don't know nothing about


you can't stop me!!!!!!!!! lol


I left the headlights on fanny da tanny and now have a very flat battery :/

[Mike]

Lorry fires in M6 rush hour.

#M42/A5 FTW

[mowgli]

/\ but the m6 troll road goes straight to your house doesn't it???

[novadave24]

my poxy phone net work is driving me crazy I warn everyone don't never ever go with 3 network all day and some over day all I get is my phone say lost net work and when you think you have sent a text its still sitting there not even sent crap crap net work :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Yorkie]

Been working on my car ready for billing show but what should some loverly person do, draw all over my car in pen :( its no big deal as it comes of with a bit of polish but after working hard to try make it look good its quite disheartning really... and thats whats annoyed me today.

[MK999]

I'd be glad they're only old enough to discover sharpies and haven't yet found out what brake fluid or proper paint stripper can do.

[L14MNP]

All of a sudden, my cavity, and filling etc free teeth are sensitive as hell.

I have a feeling the fluoride varnish I had applied as a child, has worn off.

[brainsnova]

Glass of milk helps lol

[Yorkie]

I'd be glad they're only old enough to discover sharpies and haven't yet found out what brake fluid or proper paint stripper can do.

This is true... They are proberly waiting for it to be painted for that.

[L14MNP]

Glass of milk helps lol

Chuck it in someones face and glass them for being a smart ****? lol

[shaunboy84]

came home from work to find a note on my car, hi interested in buying your car, my names such n such heres my number thank you, so one a my neighbours spoke to me and said it was a guy about 20 year old, last time a will be leaving the gte unattended again , time to get the claw hammer ooot ;)

[csmk1]

Washed and Polished the Car, came inside, 10 minutes later and its tipping it down with rain!! :(

[pikey1986]

forgetting i agreed to work 7pm-10pm tonight as a favor for my boss

[bazzap8389]

^ I'm working 7pm- 7am tonight wouldn't have agreed If I knew the weather was going to be good :(

[Edd]

Spending 4 hours washing a machine down with peroxide has fcuked me off today

[Andy]

Spending 4 hours washing a machine down with peroxide has fcuked me off today
Simple answer to that,buy a blonde dog next time.......

[Edd]

Not a sh1t machine mate lol hate them things lol

Bottle production machine, wasn't doing the work more the amount of PPE that fcuked me off

[Andy]

Not a sh1t machine mate lol hate them things lol

Bottle production machine, wasn't doing the work more the amount of PPE that fcuked me off
It is there for a reason.Saftey is paramount.Even more so when you are an employer and you have scumbag employees who will sue you for so much as getting wet

[deneil_gsi2000]

Getting to work to find some little scrote has. Eaten me weetabix...b&£tards lol

[maddogdaz666]

Being skint

[shaunboy84]

rip of insurance companys , my insurance is 75 a month gt the renewal in saying they want to up it by 20 quid a month , the date for renewal is 7th july any ideas to get it cheaper

[mowgli]

stop driving cars till you are older & then get a daewoo???

[L14MNP]

rip of insurance companys , my insurance is 75 a month gt the renewal in saying they want to up it by 20 quid a month , the date for renewal is 7th july any ideas to get it cheaper

Ring/look around. lol

[shaunboy84]

haha just found one 33 a month so they say haha just wondering if there is any gd companys you recommend

[L14MNP]

Lancaster. That's another story though. lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v698/ManorQuay/20130615_233737_zpsdc6c7ff6.jpg

[MK999]

Winning! Looks like they have the decimal point one space over lol

[shaunboy84]

haha jammy **** haha

[Chay84]

My novas still spluttering and its now funking me off twice I have attempted to drive to knockhill and couldnt trust the bugger to get there so turned back lol

[Jack]

Taking a chunk out of my tooth. By eating corn on the cob of all things :roll:

[Chay84]

Taking a chunk out of my tooth. By eating corn on the cob of all things :roll:

Nasty I took half my tooth out on a eclair toffee last year then didn't notice and tried to chew it

[mowgli]

last thing that took a chunk out of my tooth was a BLT sandwich... i didn't think bacon had those funny little bones in these days....

[Jeff16v]

Coming home and findin some twunt has hit the black turbo on the osr quarter, no details of course!