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Andy
14-12-14, 10:00 AM
Perhaps its to fling sh1t at rival companies lol

mowgli
14-12-14, 11:16 AM
Folding shovel? So there's some truth to the 'murdering prostitutes' joke on Top Gear.

ok, we've all done that in our time.... but when you have to stop for a tacho break in the middle of nowhere, or an overnight on an industrial estate etc.... burying a poo is quite useful...

novadave24
15-12-14, 02:44 AM
ok, we've all done that in our time.... but when you have to stop for a tacho break in the middle of nowhere, or an overnight on an industrial estate etc.... burying a poo is quite useful...

I am so glad I never have to make a hole to bury my poo lol .

I now have a s**t roll in my car now just in case ;) no more sore bum lol

Novasport
15-12-14, 05:22 PM
Losing my garage where I store the Spider :(. Got to find it a new place to hide ASAP.
Got 4 weeks notice from the council, tossers!

novadave24
15-12-14, 07:03 PM
The council take the piss at everything mine and my mums garages are both leaking so we been on to the council about it and 3 months later they are coming tomorrow to look at them what a joke mine is that wet I got to put a cover over my golf and bikes .

torquey
15-12-14, 07:23 PM
Tell me about it i live in a flat and my garage is wet cos the one next to mine is knackered it leaks through the wall. Ive mentioned it countless times and nothing done still. Smells of mushrooms and all my tools and car bits are damp.

phunkynova
15-12-14, 08:58 PM
Being owed October and Novembers wages :mad: October is now 2 months late and he wants me to work for him next year :wtf:.

novadave24
15-12-14, 10:07 PM
Tell me about it i live in a flat and my garage is wet cos the one next to mine is knackered it leaks through the wall. Ive mentioned it countless times and nothing done still. Smells of mushrooms and all my tools and car bits are damp.

I ve had to put my tools in my car to keep them clean and dry its a joke and the back of my garage has mushrooms growing on it makes me fill sick just looking at them .

torquey
15-12-14, 10:38 PM
Know what you mean it winds me up seeing your tools and parts being ruined by moisture. Garages should be water tight.

novadave24
17-12-14, 11:06 PM
So the other day they came out to fix the problem said they done something to the roof ok so I wipe all the wet bits in the garage dry .
last night it rained so went to the garage today and still the same but even more I ant even going to pay for the garage now I going to look for one for rent or some were so I can store my car so pissed.

And tonight the sky box keeps going off

Southie
17-12-14, 11:13 PM
Can't you get someone out Dave to give you a second opinion, if you get them to put it in writing of maybe the faults they find then send that to the council with your disapproval and see what they say... Probably pisssing in the wind though I suppose.

novadave24
17-12-14, 11:53 PM
Could do but it just takes the piss that it take about 5 months for them to come out I am just thinking might just use it as a garage for car parts to store because I am going to get cars that fail mots or engines that are no good and strip them and sell them in parts but I really want my golf in a well dryed stored place .

dgbnova#1
18-12-14, 12:01 AM
Most builders give free quotes so call one close to you to come quote repairs say you need it in wrighting then submit thst to them or do what I did bite the bullit fix it yourself

Southie
18-12-14, 12:10 AM
Get loads of expanding foam in the roof Dave, that should fill the gaps in, or are you liable if you mess around with it?

novadave24
18-12-14, 12:20 AM
I have already put expanding foam in all the cracks and gaps but still getting water drip from the place it come from and well I might give some people a call and see what they say.
I ant fixing it don't see why I sod pay for it already pay £20.00 a month for the wet thing

bazzap8389
18-12-14, 12:24 AM
Council are useless here too with the lockups. I have 2 one is perfect never any water in it etc the other one the hinge in the door is goosed so if I open it fully it's an absolute mare to close it again and it's damp. Not the best when they're £12 a week each. I'm currently waiting for another one to pop up.

novadave24
18-12-14, 12:32 AM
That's what I am after a nice size lock up that is bone dry and safe were I can put my golf and tools.
I have to start looking tomorrow my garage starting to get that wet I have had to take the car cover of as its making it sweat tho

totalnova
19-12-14, 01:32 PM
Waiting for a welding mask to be delivered for 3 weeks finally had to ask for a refund after two have apparently been sent out, now to wait for the refund.

Alex J
19-12-14, 06:54 PM
people in general **** me off, that is all lol

mowgli
19-12-14, 07:02 PM
a reinforcing steel company that was open today, with a full complement of staff, but they wouldn't sell me 12 sheets of mesh & 6 re-bars... a job that would take all of 5 minutes for a bloke on a forklift to do, and add £500 to their takings..

reason...... well it is the last day before we finish for xmas.....

i'm never dealing with those idiots again.

Andy
19-12-14, 07:06 PM
What company mike?
If ya stuck i can put u onto a reliable co

Andy
19-12-14, 07:07 PM
We have a delivery of both items coming next week early so theyre still open

mowgli
19-12-14, 07:10 PM
hyten.... in newark, about 2 miles from the site

so we borrowed some steel from another job we are doing, but the 60 mile drive with the mesh on a trailer is a bit rank,

Andy
19-12-14, 07:49 PM
We use michael barugh for that and aalco for sheet

mowgli
19-12-14, 08:35 PM
we usually use Roe group, but cost of delivery was high, so we used the other lot for the 1st part of our job.

EwanG
19-12-14, 08:36 PM
There is loads of lazy bast4rds at xmas! (Also Monday Friday club) There was a guy today at work put his overalls on then realised he had a job to do that he didn't like so said he had the sh1ts and was going home lol. Feck it its xmas attitude. How can companys organise jobs when employing these kinda looners! lol

mowgli
19-12-14, 08:59 PM
i'll be working until the 24th..... before anyone says bah humbug....i'll be attending the candlelit carol service on christmas eve, and then christmas actually starts for me.. i know that loads of people are off from today till the 5th of jan... that's 16 days off...... what on earth do people do with themselves????

turbojolt
19-12-14, 09:04 PM
Finding out i cant afford a size of land i wanted to buy......dont know why i thought a lump of england would be cheap lol

EwanG
19-12-14, 09:11 PM
Finding out i cant afford a size of land i wanted to buy......dont know why i thought a lump of england would be cheap lol
Just tow a caravan with your nova to any part of land you fancy. Say you are a pikey then you own it. You can also chuck your rubbish anywhere and the council will clean it up. Sorted!lol

mowgli
19-12-14, 09:16 PM
that's how he ended up in derby

turbojolt
19-12-14, 09:20 PM
It was a stupid idea anyway so hard to find small plots of land :(

All i wanted is a smallish bit of greenland to fence off and let the dogs off with no hazards...and at the same time rent it out to other dog owners and trainers

EwanG
19-12-14, 09:23 PM
There is plenty waste land for dogging. No need to buy it lol

turbojolt
19-12-14, 09:25 PM
There is plenty waste land for dogging. No need to buy it lol

Lmfao

Southie
19-12-14, 10:07 PM
My wage was supposedly going in today, found out that it's now Tuesday :wall:

mowgli
19-12-14, 10:07 PM
It was a stupid idea anyway so hard to find small plots of land :(

All i wanted is a smallish bit of greenland to fence off and let the dogs off with no hazards...and at the same time rent it out to other dog owners and trainers

why not use school playing fields like every other dog owner does?

turbojolt
19-12-14, 10:15 PM
why not use school playing fields like every other dog owner does?


Because school fields are with in 50meters of schools.....

Andy
23-12-14, 05:24 PM
Seeing a fatal accident involving a moped and people carrier on the way to work.Well seconds after anyway.
Awful at any time of year for the family of the deceased never mind now.
The ignorance and selfishness of one driver almost earned himself a trip to the hospital courtesy of my right hand.Seriously nearly lost the plot with him

mk1nova_rich
23-12-14, 08:47 PM
What did he do?

Andy
23-12-14, 08:55 PM
I was able to go by following the traffic out the junction the wrong way up the empty slip road being directed before the closure of the road.
As i got out onto the a64 the road was standstill where it happened from scarboro and from malton (opp direction)
Some fukkin guttersnake pulled out from behind the line of traffic in an attempt to go round the standstill on the wrong side of the road into the path of me and what was behind me.
I was upset by what id just seen and when i saw this clownshoe i saw red mist.I thought il just hit you then as he wasnt moving.
He pulled in and started waving his arms all over shouting when i stopped he wound the window down so i pulled alongside and tokd him exactly what i thought of him and his manoeveure.
He was one comment away fron getting pulled out his car trust me.

Andy
23-12-14, 08:57 PM
Some peoples selfishness and lack of respect shows no bounds.
On the other hand theres half a dozen people doingbtheir best for this poor soul in the road risking their own necks on what is a very very busy road.

turbojolt
23-12-14, 09:09 PM
Must have been a very important man doing many important things andy...or he could of been a utter ****ing ****

mowgli
24-12-14, 08:26 AM
unfortunately there are some people that are so self centred that they should not be allowed behind the wheel of anything, they think their car is some sort of cocoon made from kryptonite, they seem to suffer from selective tunnel vision, and simply don't register a motorbike as needing space.

there is a junction not far from my work. it is a stop, not a give way, and it is onto a road that takes very little traffic, but the visibility is almost nil because of an old cottage right on the corner & you have to stop to look. we use the road the junction goes onto to get to & from the yard quite often & the number of times we have to do emergency stops cos some ar$e thinks 'its ok, surely nobody will be coming, i'll just pull out' the other day my nephew had to emergency stop a 230hp tractor with a 20t excavator on the back... he had the car driver by the neck whilst explaining road traffic law to him.

mowgli
24-12-14, 08:31 AM
finding out why i couldn't get my concrete on monday in newark...........


the concrete company has instigated a training course for drivers to 'help them improve'

so instead of driving round, delivering concrete, they were put in a minibus, taken the 40 odd miles to leicester, where they had to ride bikes round the city centre for 3.5hrs to help them be aware of vulnerable road users!!!!!!! the driver i had on tuesday was still livid, he had pointed out to the training people that as a wagon driver, he spent all of his sodding working life looking out for other road users, and being located in a rural area, was fully aware of cyclists, horses & dog walkers...

seriously, how do imbeciles like this training manager actually get such high paying jobs???? the world would be safer if they made cyclists ride in a lorry cab to see what the driver has to put up with.

Andy
24-12-14, 09:47 AM
Everybody is as bad as each other on the road.
motorcyclists can be cunnts car drivers too.
pushbikers also.
the problem lies not within the mode of transport but the person operating it.If people were a bit more considerate and gave things a bit more thought unnecessary accidents would not happen.
Like people who overtake me and two behind me at 90 easily on a dark bend.Why do they need to risk their own lives and more importantly lives of others to get to work?
I only lose quarter of an hr pay.i dont even get a rollocking.

Stuart
24-12-14, 10:35 AM
people playing christmas music loudly in the office. STOP IT YOU *******S!!!

Andy
24-12-14, 01:28 PM
Id turn it right up me.
the miserable sods at work had classic rock on ffs which they have on every day.
it was like fukkin groundhog day never mind xmas eve

Edd
24-12-14, 01:49 PM
Pissed myself off

Decided to leave Christmas shopping till today lol

Utter chaos lol 10 minutes trip to town took 4 hours lol

craig green
24-12-14, 04:57 PM
Pissed myself off

Decided to leave Christmas shopping till today lol

Utter chaos lol 10 minutes trip to town took 4 hours lol

You'll never learn, though I'm not far in front of you. I made a start yesterday, finished it today.

Stuart
24-12-14, 05:59 PM
Id turn it right up me.
the miserable sods at work had classic rock on ffs which they have on every day.
it was like fukkin groundhog day never mind xmas eve


We we never have music normally, and we don't have a prs licence (I sent the relevant links to facilities and hr lol )

Andy
24-12-14, 08:23 PM
Zomg lolstealth tax is that junk anyway.

millworm
25-12-14, 11:25 AM
On Christmas Day of all days
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj141/millworm95/01DCE72C-C3A9-4BC6-8383-3E9F41534FA5_zpsfhfiqkt7.jpg (http://s271.photobucket.com/user/millworm95/media/01DCE72C-C3A9-4BC6-8383-3E9F41534FA5_zpsfhfiqkt7.jpg.html)

conza123
25-12-14, 11:32 AM
On Christmas Day of all days
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj141/millworm95/01DCE72C-C3A9-4BC6-8383-3E9F41534FA5_zpsfhfiqkt7.jpg (http://s271.photobucket.com/user/millworm95/media/01DCE72C-C3A9-4BC6-8383-3E9F41534FA5_zpsfhfiqkt7.jpg.html)
Your not having much luck at the minute with this

gutted for you

not bent te chassis leg have and how did u do it

dgbnova#1
25-12-14, 11:38 AM
FFS what happened

bazzap8389
25-12-14, 11:54 AM
Aw gutted mate :(

novadave24
25-12-14, 12:24 PM
What happened mate ? long as you are ok looks like it can be fixed tho mate

millworm
25-12-14, 01:51 PM
Chassis leg looks straight, will be stripping it down tomorrow and will be going for parts if it's bent. Was on my way to pick up my nan and barley got out my road, sun caught my eyes and the damp on the screen and lost my line of sight, didn't even get a chance to brake before I hit the car in front

chad123
25-12-14, 01:52 PM
Gutted for you mate.

novadave24
25-12-14, 03:04 PM
lest you was ok mate hope the car can be fixed :)

millworm
25-12-14, 03:08 PM
So do I, just built and engine for it too

novadave24
25-12-14, 03:40 PM
I think I have some mk1 head lights in my garage mate if you ant got any spare ones

millworm
25-12-14, 03:48 PM
Yeah got headlights and indicators, need a drivers wing, bonnet, front pannel, bumper but might hold out for a gte one

novadave24
25-12-14, 04:57 PM
yeah gte bumpers are nice :)

millworm
26-12-14, 03:37 PM
It gets worse, bloke has decided to now go trough insurance witch means the chances of insuring my loon next year are very slim. My nova is more bent up than I thought aswell the inner wings are all twisted. Just been raging all morning can't believe it. More stress I don't need. All the car I hit needed was a bumper and the like is claiming the steering don't feel right and giving it all that. Bet he'll put in a whiplash claim too while he's at it as he was going on about that as well. Had the cheek to say I ruined his Christmas when his car was fine and mine was ****ed. So pissed off had to stop myself from going round to his house. Rant over.

jimbob-mcgrew
26-12-14, 03:58 PM
feck

millworm
26-12-14, 04:22 PM
I know man so pissed off guy is gonna get an easy couple grand and I'll be stuffed for 3-4 years now, seeing as I'm only 19 and was just about to get my 2years ncd. Grrrr!

torquey
26-12-14, 04:31 PM
Know how you feel mate i crashed my sr when i was 19 totally gutted. Mine was similar to your car but luckily didnt do any damage to inner wings. Insurance didn't go up that much to be honest. Have faith you will sort it know it dont seem like it now but it will work out in the end.

dgbnova#1
26-12-14, 04:51 PM
He was always gona go insurance mate regardless of what he said Prevous he's gone home and ££££££ rolling in his head

tbh you gave him a good whack and it's just a Corsa thing that it's not damaged

Edd
27-12-14, 11:44 AM
Mrs mum rushed to hospital for emergency heart surgery :(

dgbnova#1
27-12-14, 11:51 AM
Wtf not good mate hope all is ok

Benn
27-12-14, 08:27 PM
Oh not good Edd, hope shes ok.

millworm
27-12-14, 09:40 PM
Hope she makes a full recovery sorry to hear mate

nova_stee
28-12-14, 05:11 PM
It pisses me off my shear lack of motivation to do my nova

Benn
29-12-14, 11:50 AM
Car driving so badly i dont wanna drive it/can't be arsed at the min to fix it.

Royston
29-12-14, 12:45 PM
It pisses me off my shear lack of motivation to do my nova

If it helps I am working on mine!

Royston
29-12-14, 12:45 PM
Mrs mum rushed to hospital for emergency heart surgery :(

Hope everything is OK Edd

Edd
29-12-14, 10:04 PM
Mrs mum is OK, home in few days I'm told

paddy235
06-01-15, 09:41 AM
Scum breaking into my van luckily stopped them before they took anything

Edd
06-01-15, 11:05 AM
Hope you battered the life out of them

paddy235
06-01-15, 11:43 AM
Didn't have chance they run, we seen the car so just looking out for them and they come back this morning for a neighbours van, no damage to van and looking online finding out anyone can buy a tool to pick a lock on a transit in seconds

jimbob-mcgrew
06-01-15, 07:46 PM
removing a dashboard in the dark, via torchlight, with no feeling in your hands

mowgli
06-01-15, 09:15 PM
Didn't have chance they run, we seen the car so just looking out for them and they come back this morning for a neighbours van, no damage to van and looking online finding out anyone can buy a tool to pick a lock on a transit in seconds i usually break into a transit using a piece of rigid fencing wire... its amazing how often our lads lock the keys in them.

bazzap8389
07-01-15, 01:29 AM
Been struggling to sleep recently. I'm always the same after coming off nightshift but been getting about 3 or 4 hours before work feeling fine when I get up then ****ed at work. Such a stress.

Scottcooper85
07-01-15, 03:47 PM
Still waiting for the lad at the bodyshop to produce my nova. 16 weeks on Friday when he originally said 2-3!!! All I'm getting is excuses now.

totalnova
07-01-15, 04:20 PM
I'd be collecting it and taking it somewhere else.

novadave24
07-01-15, 04:31 PM
What he said ^

Scottcooper85
07-01-15, 04:43 PM
Problem is how can I collect it when it's in bits all over his workshop? He reckons because he ran out of allotted time for it, that it's just getting done around other jobs. Just keep telling myself it's free winter storage and not thinking about the huge list of things I have to do to it before show season lol

bazzap8389
07-01-15, 05:06 PM
Still waiting for the lad at the bodyshop to produce my nova. 16 weeks on Friday when he originally said 2-3!!! All I'm getting is excuses now.

I know the feeling! Mines has been in the shop 1.5 years now! With some luck I'll get it this year....

Scottcooper85
07-01-15, 05:18 PM
I know the feeling! Mines has been in the shop 1.5 years now! With some luck I'll get it this year....

Thats made me feel a little bit better lol

Jonlem
07-01-15, 05:40 PM
Dog being ill so I had to have the day off work, followed up by chipping a tooth or something leaving me looking like a chipmunk, If I was at work I'd of pulled the bas*ard thing out.

mowgli
07-01-15, 06:14 PM
With some luck I'll get it this year....

thanks, i needed a new sig.....lol lol

bazzap8389
07-01-15, 06:16 PM
Hahaha maybe I should have worded that differently... lol

mowgli
07-01-15, 06:18 PM
rofl

Andy
07-01-15, 06:41 PM
Dog being ill so I had to have the day off work, followed up by chipping a tooth or something leaving me looking like a chipmunk, If I was at work I'd of pulled the bas*ard thing out.
You had a day off cos your dog was ill?! Lol
what did your employer say to that?!!
apologies if its anything serious btw.

Jonlem
07-01-15, 07:10 PM
I run my own business so I am entitled to as much time off as I like ;) However we have plenty on and I could do without a day off a particular job.

I would normally take the dog to work but as she did a good job of sh**ing all over the cream carpet at home overnight I spent till lunchtime sorting that and decided as I was also feeling a bit under the weather to do some paperwork and quotes.... and surf the forums ! doh

Andy
07-01-15, 07:17 PM
The joys of self employment lol
Cream carpets and dog muck argh i feel sick just thinking lol
Not surprised you felt under the weather after dealing with that!!

Edd
07-01-15, 07:41 PM
Dogs :mad:

Ended up with the sister in law Boxer dog for few days

Fcukin thing goes mental if the door bell goes, hears a car etc

I have no idea why people have these sh1t machines inconvenience their lives

turbojolt
07-01-15, 07:58 PM
Edd you dont like anything....you tried walking it lol

Edd
07-01-15, 08:04 PM
Yes tried walking it, Fcukin thing pulls like fcuk, barks at people, cars, bikes, everything lol

Words can't describe what the thing does when it sees another dog

It will be going for a walk on its own in a minute and never coming back

mowgli
07-01-15, 08:05 PM
boxers are possibly the daftest type of dog.

turbojolt
07-01-15, 08:09 PM
Edd borrow a tread mill and tie it to that for half a hour a day job jobbed...mowgli is right propper scatty feckers boxers. not my breed of choice atall to much energy all the time

jimbob-mcgrew
07-01-15, 08:09 PM
I have no idea why people have these sh1t machines inconvenience their lives

hahah

Edd
07-01-15, 08:26 PM
A treadmill for a dog? You smoke weed?

I'll just feed it on sirloin steak and let in sleep in my bed as well FFS

Southie
07-01-15, 08:28 PM
Just put it in the kennels next time Edd lol

turbojolt
07-01-15, 08:37 PM
A treadmill for a dog? You smoke weed?

I'll just feed it on sirloin steak and let in sleep in my bed as well FFS


Some dogs need more then just a walk to switch off :thumb:

Edd
07-01-15, 08:38 PM
Yep, rolled up newspaper in the chops

turbojolt
07-01-15, 08:44 PM
People must be brain dead asking you to watch their dog, they will be asking you to wash their sierra next.

Andy
07-01-15, 09:27 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha fpmsl

Scottcooper85
07-01-15, 09:46 PM
Brilliant hahaha lol

Edd
08-01-15, 06:41 AM
I'd rather replace the Sport with a Sierra than have a sh1t machine live in my house

millworm
08-01-15, 06:08 PM
I'd rather replace the Sport with a Sierra than have a sh1t machine live in my house

Nothing wrong with a sierra lol

Benn
08-01-15, 08:04 PM
Lots wrong with them^

The saying "smokes like a 1.8 Sierra" didn't come from no where... lol

mowgli
08-01-15, 10:12 PM
Nothing wrong with a sierra lol

they basically made 5500 decent ones. the rest of the good ones were called sapphires.

anything called xr...... were not that good.

mowgli
08-01-15, 10:17 PM
my wpyot is:

driving to leicester (usually enough on it's own) to 'mark out' an industrial excavation job, because according to the 3 blokes we had sent to the site claimed it was impossible to sort out.

i got there & said to the client, 'just what is it that we need to be doing?' he then proceeded to spend less than 30 seconds describing the job exactly, whilst walking round it pointing at things.....he then said 'i've already shown your staff twice'....

and if that wasn't enough, i then had to sit thru a 45 minute induction followed by an exam, then had to spend another 30 mins having a 'toolbox' talk about apparent site issues that were actually nothing to do with our part of the project.

so all in all it took me from 7.15 till 11.00 to spend 30 seconds going over what the numpties already knew, but none of them appeared capable of simply getting on with it.

Andy
08-01-15, 10:21 PM
they basically made 5500 decent ones. the rest of the good ones were called sapphires.

anything called xr...... were not that good.
xr2 was good.
2i was a poor mans turbo as was a 3i
4x4 2.9 especially with a tt conversion was serious business

Andy
08-01-15, 10:23 PM
I'd rather replace the Sport with a Sierra than have a sh1t machine live in my house

Id rather have a sh1t machine than a nova sport hahahaha
the result would be the same...both are piles of sh1t

Southie
08-01-15, 10:25 PM
they basically made 5500 decent ones. the rest of the good ones were called sapphires.

anything called xr...... were not that good.
Does this now spread to Vauxhalls with them adding a "V" in front of the XR lol

mowgli
08-01-15, 11:19 PM
sorry, but the comment was about sierras....

xr4i was a tail happy thing with a thirsty ship anchor of an engine...

xr4x4 wasn't so tail happy, but still had the shocking engine.....

as for xr2.. ok, they were good.. the mk1 was hampered by having a Xflow lump.... the mk2 had the cvh, which was better but still in crappy carb form wasn't great.... now a mk2 xr2i would have been better...

i will never ever in my life ever ever (and did i mention ever?) like a mk3 escort of any description..... shyte engine & box.... poor chassis, and i ended up in hospital for a week, couldn't see straight for a month, couldn't walk for 2 because of a sodding mk3 1.6ghia the mrs owned that folded round me at surprisingly low speed in an accident.. oh & i still struggle to put names to faces 20 years afterwards......and my left leg still lets me know when the weather is about to change cos of the ironwork in it.......

mr southie...... i think i might agree with you...

i know i upset people wuth my views about certain engines, but anything gm made with a turbo that runs on petrol does appear to have a lot of problems compared to other makes.... including ford.....

ps. the cossie sierra engine was unique.. they all claimed it was based on the ford pinto lump, but it was actually based on the dimensions of one.. it was way stronger. this is where gm went wrong, they got the idea that a std n/a block would cope with turbo boost... it needs a lot of cash to do it properly.

Southie
08-01-15, 11:24 PM
Bloody hell, you agree with me who knows feck all apart from photoshopping lol

jimbob-mcgrew
09-01-15, 02:08 AM
the mk1 was hampered by having a Xflow lump.... the mk2 had the cvh, which was better but still in crappy carb form wasn't great.... now a mk2 xr2i would have been better...

i will never ever in my life ever ever (and did i mention ever?) like a mk3 escort of any description..... shyte engine & box.... poor chassis, and i ended up in hospital for a week, couldn't see straight for a month, couldn't walk for 2 because of a sodding mk3 1.6ghia the mrs owned that folded round me at surprisingly low speed in an accident.. oh & i still struggle to put names to faces 20 years afterwards......and my left leg still lets me know when the weather is about to change cos of the ironwork in it.

sounds spot on to me.
ive had a mk1 fiesta with a kent/crossflow engine in, and it was guttless compared to most other manufacturer equivalents.
ive also owned a mk4 escort, which underneath, is practically the same as a mk3, and out of about 15 cars, its the worst handling car ive owned.
the cvh went from poo carb, to much better in MPI form like you say. i loved how that mpi engine sounded, but it blew up on me, despite driving it gently 90% of the time.
had a capri aswell, which the rear diff exploded, and seized/locked up on me, which was the end of that car.

all bar a mk5 fiesta, which was relatively reliable, with a decent zetec-se engine in, ive not had alot of fun or luck from fords myself.

torquey
09-01-15, 04:43 PM
Hole of a place i work at carnt do it for much longer total tossers i work with. Love to give a few of them a good hidin. Supervisor is a total waste of time sorts nothing out.

mowgli
09-01-15, 07:07 PM
elaborate a touch please... what sort of establishment do you work at?? is there any way of cooking the supervisors goose?? my mate did at a job, and ended up as a manager.....

torquey
09-01-15, 07:18 PM
Iam a valeter. Wish i could he is paid for nothing. His job is to sort cars/keys turns in late everyday havt to do my job as well as his. Totally pisses me off. Everyone thinks the sun shines out his ass. Needs someone to sort it out.

Mike
09-01-15, 08:49 PM
Dogs :mad:

I have no idea why people have these sh1t machines inconvenience their lives

To take there mind off brain dead miserable moaning (unts like yourself I imagine....

Edd
09-01-15, 10:26 PM
lol lol lol

Andy
09-01-15, 10:48 PM
This site.please ban me ffs. lolololol

jimbob-mcgrew
12-01-15, 01:31 AM
my landlord.
inconsiderate asshole blasting out music till 3/4/5 am every fcuking day.

im gonna break his stereo

novadave24
16-01-15, 02:43 AM
I think one of my old cars had a private plate can someone tell me if it is I ant sure how to find out its S36 LVP .
Who can find out I give you rep :)

Edd
16-01-15, 07:05 PM
People selling stuff that is complete and utter tat, only fit for the bin, and asking stupid high prices

EwanG
16-01-15, 07:50 PM
People selling stuff that is complete and utter tat, only fit for the bin, and asking stupid high prices
What junk did you buy?

mowgli
16-01-15, 08:13 PM
its Edd who's doing the selling...... lol

Edd
16-01-15, 08:45 PM
Not me selling
And fortunately I ain't bought nothing either lol

Southie
16-01-15, 09:20 PM
Posting something through work for someone on here to find that it's not been sent out and now I need to tell them :(

Andy
16-01-15, 10:28 PM
What junk did you buy?

A nova sport

24sevenslacker
16-01-15, 11:17 PM
Engine builders

Subtle modder
19-01-15, 05:09 PM
Two things today

1) Seeing for the second time in last 5 days a Passat going along with 3 people in the front and 5 in the back, not only are they getting away with it, they clearly have no reguard for their children or anyone else's safety for that matter

2) My biggest gripe for the day, actually year, Ill sound like a pointless moaning c*nt here but hey, i Walk my son to Nursery and back everyday with his little sister, not because its easier, not even to save money but because i want him to be healthy and active and not become shaufered about everywhere and lazy, half way through our Journey we see one of the mothers put her lad in the car and drive there

its a 2 minute walk but the lazy bit*h cant be arsed to spend 10 minutes of her life walking him there and back and instead just chucks him in the car, hell for how quick he got out today (late again after stuck at the crossroads in traffic) id bet he wasnt even belted in, its -2 and he gets out eating a chocolate bar and in a t shirt dragging his bag along, have people no respect for their kids these days?

Wayne

phunkynova
19-01-15, 05:41 PM
The new system for registering cars you've just bought here in Czech Republic introduced in January !!.
The Bureaucrat or Bureaucrat's that thought it up need giving to some isis jihadist for beheading (apologies to any family's and friends who have suffered because of isis beheading's).

:mad:

wwmnw
19-01-15, 05:54 PM
Made some major mistakes on friday which have caught up with me today, ballsed me chances up with a lass (meh she wasn't owt special) and getting drunk in the brewery tap after work and slagging some senior colleagues off (drink talking) and the pub manager has gone and reported EVERYTHING I said including things that happened months ago to the owner of the company which pissed him off and ended up with me getting a talking to.

Not aloud to drink in the pub for 6 months a verbal warning and my line manager is pissed off with me.

All this because I like a drink lol :(

millworm
19-01-15, 06:03 PM
Made some major mistakes on friday which have caught up with me today, ballsed me chances up with a lass (meh she wasn't owt special) and getting drunk in the brewery tap after work and slagging some senior colleagues off (drink talking) and the pub manager has gone and reported EVERYTHING I said including things that happened months ago to the owner of the company which pissed him off and ended up with me getting a talking to.

Not aloud to drink in the pub for 6 months a verbal warning and my line manager is pissed off with me.

All this because I like a drink lol :(

Thats well out of line, feel for you mate. Always get people bitching in my work always got to cover your back its a joke

wwmnw
19-01-15, 07:07 PM
I understand and agree with the fact I shouldn't have been slagging my managers off drunk or sober but tbf they slag each other off which annoys me (I did tell the owner this and he is going to email them about it) and even though they don't really like each other if someone f*cks up one runs to the other and tells them, its like WTF the youngest is 25/26 I'm 28 and the brewery manager is 31 I think, it's like being back at school!

As for the pub manager I didn't consider him a matey mate but I have been to his and had a few pints with him before in the pub after work so I don't understand why he is being a dick, this could have all been avoided if someone pulled me up and had a quiet word.

mowgli
19-01-15, 08:10 PM
bathfart, 2 words..... constructive dismissal...


someone might know of some cost cutting measures over the horizon & are making sure it isn't them.....

Andy
19-01-15, 08:24 PM
Sounds like youve stood and got ballsed and made a right cunnt of yourself lol
rule number one.never get bollocksed with people associated with work.
business and pleasure and all that....

mowgli
19-01-15, 08:26 PM
a few weeks back, i went to get some stuff from wickes on the way back from a job, to fix something at the office... i had my grey L200 & an 18' long flat trailer, so i had to park down where the wagons go with deliveries....

so, i start slowly reversing out, and i mean 1/2mph slow, with my hazards & sidelights on. as i start to back into the car parky bit, so i can turn round, some coffin dodger hurtles backwards out of a spacehopper bay in his 51 reg golf & smacks my trailer on the side, in line with the wheels.... i stopped, he pulled forwards & climbed out with a look of disgust on his face, and then his missus does to.. so i opened my side window, and backed up to where he was stood... i pointed out that he would have done no damage to my trailer when he ran into it, so i was not going to give him any details, as it was 100% his fault for not looking, and i left...

so to recap, a man hit my trailer on private land because he didn't look.

today, a letter arrived from the police. they apparently plan to prosecute us for about 5 traffic offences, as our large white van with the (previous name before we went Limited) company logo had been involved in an accident with this blokes car.

1. we don't own a large white van..
2. we have 2 medium sized white transits with the old name on them
3. no mention was made of a trailer
4. my L200 still has the old logo on, but they apparently decided to look on the interweb to get some details & went to the police with them.
5. FFS it was a 6" crack in the paint on his bumper.


anyway, my brother told the cops to go away........

wwmnw
20-01-15, 08:10 PM
bathfart, 2 words..... constructive dismissal...


someone might know of some cost cutting measures over the horizon & are making sure it isn't them.....

The brewery and pubs are ran as two separate businesses so cuts only affect the area getting cuts, but I see your point. Age and wisdom thing there lol


Sounds like youve stood and got ballsed and made a right cunnt of yourself lol
rule number one.never get bollocksed with people associated with work.
business and pleasure and all that....

That is exactly what I did lol valuable lesson learned there about not drinking with colleagues etc!

Southie
20-01-15, 09:11 PM
Having to cope with my wife being upset that her grandma has just passed away, I hate people being sad but seeing my wife cry cuts me right up and there's nothing I can really do to make her feel better :(

turbojolt
20-01-15, 09:59 PM
Only time heals that kind of pain. moarning is a horrid process we all have to deal with :(

Southie
20-01-15, 10:04 PM
She's cried herself to sleep at the minute, I'm sat in bed fretting tbh :(

mowgli
21-01-15, 12:20 AM
southie. just be there for her, listen to her, if she wants a hug, hug her. just don't do all the 'well, she had a good innings' sort of stuff....

novadave24
21-01-15, 01:26 AM
As mowgli said mate when my girl friend nan passed away last year I was just there for her and her family .

bazzap8389
22-01-15, 04:55 PM
My boost controller has thrown a wobbler, car is mapped for 1.15 bar controller is running a little over 1.3bar low boost setting is gone which was all mapped in and my eml is flashing high in the rev range or in 5th from about 4k and knock a way higher then it should be. Fml.

totalnova
23-01-15, 10:36 AM
Don't know if it's just me being a grumpy old git but I'm getting royally pissed off with receiving mail for the old owners of my house, it's not just crap like junk Mail, that I could live with, it's stuff like phone bills, credit card stamens even car insurance renewals, this was the last straw for me, I've lived here for a year and a half and today got a car insurance renewal letter, now this means they taken car insurance out at my address since they've moved out, I've tried ringing the company's to inform them of this but due to identity laws they can't do any to help, it's drving me crazy.........

dgbnova#1
23-01-15, 11:15 AM
Contact the company's saying there involved in fraud and identity theft and attempt to use fulse details for the purpose of insurance that should wake them up

totalnova
23-01-15, 11:41 AM
Think I might do that, I just don't get the mentality of people, if you move house change you bloody address over, especially on important things, I did mine a few days before I moved in, it's only a small thing but its just grating on me now.

mowgli
23-01-15, 04:49 PM
Don't know if it's just me being a grumpy old git but I'm getting royally pissed off with receiving mail for the old owners of my house, it's not just crap like junk Mail, that I could live with, it's stuff like phone bills, credit card stamens even car insurance renewals, this was the last straw for me, I've lived here for a year and a half and today got a car insurance renewal letter, now this means they taken car insurance out at my address since they've moved out, I've tried ringing the company's to inform them of this but due to identity laws they can't do any to help, it's drving me crazy.........

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Matches_-_SWAN_VESTAS.jpg/800px-Matches_-_SWAN_VESTAS.jpg

totalnova
23-01-15, 05:38 PM
No matter how much I throw them away or return to sender they just keep coming, I think burning the house down is the only way a match can help me.

torquey
24-01-15, 02:15 PM
That moneysupermarket advert makes me cringe everytime i see it to the point i turn it over now when it comes on!! Things people do to sell stuff.

mowgli
24-01-15, 08:08 PM
ok, invest in amazon prime, or netflix. you need to step away from advertising for a bit till you calm down..
adverts are only there so you can get a beer or have a slash in between the telly show..

torquey
24-01-15, 09:05 PM
Think i will lol.

mowgli
26-01-15, 08:44 PM
the greeks.

they managed to run up E240billion in debt, by a mixture of doing sod all work & being paid loads for doing sod all, and when the european central bank came knocking for the money, they defaulted on it several times.... they have now elected a govt of hard line left wingers who simply have no intention of paying the money back, but that's ok, cos they are planning to re hire all the people who were sacked under the austerity measures, raise the minimum wage & re connect all the people who couldn't pay their electric bills & were cut off, using a magic money tree.....which are oddly close to what Red Ed is planning to do if the country is daft enough to elect him......

vauxluva
31-01-15, 08:12 AM
Found out my mate is banger racing my old nova. Gutted so much work went into her. And before you NO ask we do not talk anymore

bazzap8389
03-02-15, 06:24 PM
My gt4 decided to blow it's head gasket :cry:

Andy
03-02-15, 08:13 PM
found out my mate is banger racing my old nova. Gutted so much work went into her. And before you no ask we do not talk anymore

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah whatta guy he is!!!!!!

vauxluva
03-02-15, 08:28 PM
Cheers.lol

Edd
05-02-15, 09:01 PM
Fcuk strikes
Fcuk unions
And fcuk the brain dead sheep I have the misfortune of working with

stuarty
05-02-15, 09:14 PM
It's the youth of today there all brain dead sheep. makes you worry for the future!!

mowgli
05-02-15, 09:24 PM
not really my WPYOT, but this actually happened to a good friend of mine........

his son came to visit him, as he had something he wanted to tell him......


it basically went like this: 'dad, i'm going to become a woman & would like to be called 'abby' from now on'

oh, and the son is not into blokes, he/she is into girls, so his son is actually going to be a lesbian too

my friend is wandering about in a daze..... i'm a man of many words, but i have none that could possibly help on this occasion

turbojolt
05-02-15, 09:37 PM
not really my WPYOT, but this actually happened to a good friend of mine........

his son came to visit him, as he had something he wanted to tell him......


it basically went like this: 'dad, i'm going to become a woman & would like to be called 'abby' from now on'

oh, and the son is not into blokes, he/she is into girls, so his son is actually going to be a lesbian too

my friend is wandering about in a daze..... i'm a man of many words, but i have none that could possibly help on this occasion


tell him to grow the pair his son/daughter is about to loose.

Southie
05-02-15, 09:48 PM
Mowgli, give him a manhug and go out for a few beers with him... It's probably a parents nightmare bringing up a child in a "typical" certain way to find out internally and mentally that said child is the opposite sex, still there child though and no matter what they've to stand by the situation... Must be bloody hard though for him/her to open up to their dad of all people I suppose.

stuarty
05-02-15, 10:25 PM
Id say few beers and let him know he's done a great job raising his child if they know they can come to him with something like that he's done his job well

mowgli
06-02-15, 03:00 PM
its a tough one... he is actually paid to do counselling work, and has encountered a great many things... I think the drink thing might work...i'll give it a try

nova_niek
09-02-15, 09:29 PM
Tough one, this. I have a lady friend with a son who has become a daughter several years ago... and eh/she's into females as well. Does that classify her as a lesbian? God knows. All I know she (the mother) is struggling to accept her son's new found life as a young lady. Not only that, the girl has moved to Thailand because she was getting an awful lot of stick over here. Apparently that sort of thing is widely accepted in Thailand.

As for going for a beer with your mate, yes it's the best thing I can think of. Just be there to listen. Don't try to be a counsellor yourself, just be yourself and listen.

Subtle modder
10-02-15, 01:02 PM
his son came to visit him, as he had something he wanted to tell him......

it basically went like this: 'dad, i'm going to become a woman & would like to be called 'abby' from now on'

oh, and the son is not into blokes, he/she is into girls, so his son is actually going to be a lesbian too

1st of all Stuarty is bang on, for a kid to be honest with you like that shows good parenting

Few years ago when a warehouse supervisor we had a nice girl start, when doing the induction walkaround and asking if she knew anyone working here she said i probably knew her mum, "its Leanne in the offices upstairs" i stupidly replied "but shes a lesbian ......" :roll: what a dick i felt for the rest of the 10 minutes

turns out, her mum and dad had been together for 10 years, married for 7 and then when the daughter was 6 the mother decided she was a lesbian and she couldnt carry on the "show" anymore and that shed been seeing another woman for 6 months :eek: i felt so sorry for the dad without even meeting him but most of all for Tess, my comment hurt / offended but im sure we can all imagine just how hurtfull some intentional comments wouldve been at high school, i know for some men the whole 'mrs getting off with another woman' is a fantasy and theyd love it to happen, for me it isnt and i honestly think id have a fooking break down, how you deal with it with kids in the situation is beyond me

Wayne

Subtle modder
10-02-15, 01:12 PM
My WHPYOT is ebay peopl wanting nothing but postage

i do ebay, have 80+ items listed a month on there selling mostly car parts, a good 80% has always been via postage however on doors and bonnets etc i insist on collection due to damage, ive now had no less than 5 enquiries about front end panelwork set im selling off a car despite saying in the add collection only they all ask how much posted , the chance of a Bonnet,Bumper, 2 wings and 2 headlights getting there without damage is slim to none with business couriers, a private courier quote i had done was £90 for a 180 mile one way trip i thought this good but nope "thats a rip off"

why is everyone so damn lazy these days? get in the car you clearly have and come collect the damn panels, i wouldnt mind but when one said despite my protests due to past damage, he'd " send Tnt collect them mate, just put some wrap around them mate" i replied, "sure, ill do that, just make sure when doing the paypal payment you click pay as gift" to which i got the unfathomably stupid reply "why would i do that? you could con me or if theyre wrecked im stuck with them, im reporting you to ebay" yes, but you said theyre not going to get damaged....

Wayne

Edd
13-02-15, 02:09 PM
Being asked at work to give a statement as a witness in a bullying case at work

Puts me in a terrible situation, as it stands I ain't giving a statement

Iain
13-02-15, 02:30 PM
Edd is pro bullying.

turbojolt
13-02-15, 02:55 PM
Edd is a *******

Edd
13-02-15, 02:57 PM
lol

I just don't want to be the bloke who condems someone to the sack

L14MNP
13-02-15, 05:11 PM
@mowgli Pics of Abby

Benn
14-02-15, 10:34 AM
lol

I just don't want to be the bloke who condems someone to the sack

If he's a c*** then he deserves it no?

bazzap8389
14-02-15, 05:18 PM
Having to come home to pissing rain and fog after being here for a week!

http://i660.photobucket.com/albums/uu329/bazzap8389/6BCC26C0-2E1A-48A0-903D-B338852B6037_zpsuczcgpot.jpg (http://s660.photobucket.com/user/bazzap8389/media/6BCC26C0-2E1A-48A0-903D-B338852B6037_zpsuczcgpot.jpg.html)


Also, might have to sell a nova or some parts off as it looks like my gt4 may need a new engine!

mowgli
14-02-15, 11:46 PM
@mowgli Pics of Abby

I'll echo his dad's words. He's not even a good looking bloke

mowgli
14-02-15, 11:48 PM
If he's a c*** then he deserves it no?

True. Getting someone sacked can make you feel bad, but if you saw something, then you should tell them.

novadave24
17-02-15, 12:10 AM
work just hate it soon as see the place just puts me in a bad mood

mowgli
17-02-15, 04:01 AM
find somewhere else.

i've done it in the past a few times

torquey
17-02-15, 07:41 AM
Know how you feel novadave24 i hate my place and most of the d!@k's in there. Need out believe me iam looking.

NovalutionGSi
17-02-15, 12:58 PM
Strange this, lots of people currently looking to move for what ever reason.

I'm caught between 2 currently, have a lot of respect for one of my customers and don't really want to leave him in the **** with some fairly big projects coming up in London, however, I've lost a fair amount of cash through lack of Overtime over the past year, part of which makes me get to the stage I'm at now, looking around to see what is out there.

Stuart
17-02-15, 02:06 PM
If your customers appreciate what you do, but know the company is poo, they will get over it and still accept you when your paths cross again. I had similar with my last job in that I went out of my way to make the best of a bad situation for my customers but they knew the shortcomings of the company, I'm still friends with the guys in the various places so all good.

I'm looking for a new job, while I'm paid well, I'm bored silly and only being used at about 10% of my capacity. This does my head in and I also feel its a massive waste for the employer. I've mentioned it many times and nothing happens... pesky large companies.

NovalutionGSi
17-02-15, 03:06 PM
Sounds like we're in the same place then Stuart.

I have had a few discussions with the said customer to which he has sort of approached me, however its all dependant on him getting funding depends on my next move. I'd be happy with getting out of the office, which is where most of the issues are with directors all getting too hot under the collar, taking it out on others.
about a year ago I was running at 110%, over worked but happy with the pay, now I'm scratching around for work plus they have no long term plan for me so I think my minds made up, its just finding the right job to go to after spending 16 years here!

turbojolt
17-02-15, 03:11 PM
got a new works van and its a ****ty Vauxhall combo :yuck:

Scottcooper85
19-02-15, 06:25 PM
Lad that's had my nova 5 months for paint that I've been very patient with put a picture up on facebook and there it was in the background looking the same as it did 4 months ago in a corner. Anyway long story short I blew my top and told him 13th March it's either finished or coming home on a flat bed with me in bits and I'm not paying him.

Andy
19-02-15, 06:30 PM
I would have just turned up with trailer without notice.loaded up and gone.
far too many people let bodyshops take the piss on here.

Scottcooper85
19-02-15, 06:36 PM
Truth be told I can't be arsed putting it back together myself, if I leave it any longer though it's not going to be ready for when I want. Balls in his court now he can finish it or loose a lot of money.

mowgli
19-02-15, 06:37 PM
3 things.
1. Some tool at a honda small engine parts supplier deciding that instead of sending a 200mm length of fuel line, they'd send 2 x 100mm bits instead..
2. A transit with ongoing poor running issues, and the lads have checked everything, so I finally got chance to look, and within a second, I found one of the intercooler pipes hadnt been put back on and tightened up, after we did a repair 3 months ago.
3. One of our tractor drivers used copper grease to stop damp getting into a beacon plug. Now, as copper is a great electrical conductor, you'd think that people might think that it was blindingly obvious that the fuses will keep blowing until the grease is totally removed....

God I love days in the workshop.

Andy
19-02-15, 06:57 PM
Sounds like you work with some right fukktards mike lol
reminds me of my reprobate mate,sent me a pic of a screwdriver bit in place of a fuse simply said "wont blow now will ya you bast4rd" after it kept blowing fuses

mowgli
19-02-15, 07:25 PM
the problem is that we have got lots of staff & lots of vehicles and we could probably manage to keep a decent mechanic in work for 3 days a week, easily..... but i'm doing 60 odd hours a week already, and simply can't manage to repair everything... we did hire one last year, but he was truly the largest bullsh!tter on the planet.. his idea of fixing a machine was to clean it & put it back in the store.. he couldn't even bleed thru a perkins diesel engine, which i learnt when i was 8

stuarty
19-02-15, 07:43 PM
Bleeding a perky is deff an acquired skill 😁

millworm
20-02-15, 01:01 AM
Trying to break a car and paypal froze my account, I was only breaking the car becauae I couldn't afford to repair it so now I'm even worse off as the postage is coming out my own pocket. Fuming.

Andy
20-02-15, 07:55 AM
Why have they froze your account?

millworm
20-02-15, 09:35 AM
Why have they froze your account?

Secirity protocol or somthing automated, because I had suspicious payments or some crap really not happy

Andy
20-02-15, 09:45 AM
I cant understand why they do that.if your account is live and uses a bank account whats the issue?
The more money their users make the more they make.
iv once been paid for 32 items in one day when i had over 40items from a car i broke listed.Never had any bother.
Iirc the only time they twist is when you reach your limit of deposits which is about 10grand,or at least it used to be.

Scottcooper85
20-02-15, 11:27 AM
Normally it's if you have a boat load of 'gift' payments going through your PayPal account

millworm
20-02-15, 11:44 AM
2 payments in one day, so nothing major. The customer support are useless they tell me that one the computer has made its checks they can tell me when I'll get my money back. They don't seem to have a clue

mowgli
20-02-15, 01:19 PM
3 things.
1. Some tool at a honda small engine parts supplier deciding that instead of sending a 200mm length of fuel line, they'd send 2 x 100mm bits instead..
2. A transit with ongoing poor running issues, and the lads have checked everything, so I finally got chance to look, and within a second, I found one of the intercooler pipes hadnt been put back on and tightened up, after we did a repair 3 months ago.
3. One of our tractor drivers used copper grease to stop damp getting into a beacon plug. Now, as copper is a great electrical conductor, you'd think that people might think that it was blindingly obvious that the fuses will keep blowing until the grease is totally removed....

God I love days in the workshop.

so.... item 1's replacement just arrived... and the effing tw@t (sp) has done the same again, and cut the 200mm pipe into 2 x 100mm pipes!!!!!!! I'm awaiting the manager of the4 place to ring me... this could be sweary, very sweary

meritlover
20-02-15, 01:22 PM
"Hello. Can I have two, hundred mm of fuel tubing please?"

"Certainly Sir"

steve1434
20-02-15, 10:12 PM
Yet another lower on Facebook not committing to a sale. I couldn't make it easier - all I want is to drive to his and give him some money for two wheels! Facebook nova pages are full of clueless gimps and time wasters!!!

mowgli
21-02-15, 02:27 AM
"Hello. Can I have two, hundred mm of fuel tubing please?"

"Certainly Sir"

you'd think... its a non std bore pipe, and apparently (according to the manager himself) its a new computer system causing it, so when i pointed out that they no doubt managed to send out the correct size length of pipe before the new computer, and the same part no was used, so maybe, just maybe if they put the idiot who picked the item wrong twice on the phone to me, then i'd give him a few choice words of encouragement........
the saturday postal delivery will be interesting

Stuart
21-02-15, 07:59 AM
People may think PNG is strictly moderated.... Try one of the Abarth 500 forums, oh my word, what a bunch of spineless goons.
i saw/heard a car with a fairly quiet exhaust (standard is quite loud) and asked what it may be. This led to the suggestion I should get a Prius if I wanted quiet, to which I said I'm mad not speshul. Someone else wanted speshul explaining so I did by saying I can't write the ride word I wanted due to the efficient moderation. I came back a few hours later and voila, all posts after the Prius one are gone with no mod message lol
time to find a new forum that's not owned by a company (they sold to some Canadian place recently) who want everything to be super family friendly..... Bollocks we are mostly adults lol

mowgli
21-02-15, 06:04 PM
So, i know you are dying to know about my fuel pipe......

a 3rd jiffy bag arrived this morning.

i opened it, and found a 200mm long piece of pipe..... but 1.5mm too big on the diameter!!!!!!

so i rang the manager at the parts place. i then explained, in very small words, how to make sure they actually get the right sodding pipe sent.

he apologised and grovelled and said he'd refund me, and i said ' i couldn't care less about the refund, i just want the right pipe at the right diameter and the right length, and i want it in the post so i can mend the machine, i ask nothing more'

so on monday, i'll update

mowgli
21-02-15, 06:06 PM
People may think PNG is strictly moderated.... Try one of the Abarth 500 forums, oh my word, what a bunch of spineless goons.
i saw/heard a car with a fairly quiet exhaust (standard is quite loud) and asked what it may be. This led to the suggestion I should get a Prius if I wanted quiet, to which I said I'm mad not speshul. Someone else wanted speshul explaining so I did by saying I can't write the ride word I wanted due to the efficient moderation. I came back a few hours later and voila, all posts after the Prius one are gone with no mod message lol
time to find a new forum that's not owned by a company (they sold to some Canadian place recently) who want everything to be super family friendly..... Bollocks we are mostly adults lol

Stu, its not like you to get upset at internet idiocy....

as a famous race engine designer once said.... 'noise is wasted power'

bazzap8389
21-02-15, 06:12 PM
So, i know you are dying to know about my fuel pipe......

a 3rd jiffy bag arrived this morning.

i opened it, and found a 200mm long piece of pipe..... but 1.5mm too big on the diameter!!!!!!

so i rang the manager at the parts place. i then explained, in very small words, how to make sure they actually get the right sodding pipe sent.

he apologised and grovelled and said he'd refund me, and i said ' i couldn't care less about the refund, i just want the right pipe at the right diameter and the right length, and i want it in the post so i can mend the machine, i ask nothing more'

so on monday, i'll update

Ffs, they still can't get it right!! Especially after x amount of phone calls you'd think they'd make sure it's the correct piece lol useless.

mowgli
21-02-15, 06:41 PM
i'll bet that the boss man will be sh!tting himself at about 10am, when my postie arrives....i plan to actually ring him to thank him when it does arrive..

what galls me the most is that i actually spent about 8 years in the parts business, and i never, ever had something like this happen. i once got offered a job based purely on the fact that i turned up at a supplier warehouse 2 days in a row to collect stuff & had to correct them both days, i used to take delivery of 1000 line stock orders & be able to sort it in a couple of hours, i used to send parts info to a major tractor manufacturer's parts tech dept on new production models that would be launched 2 months before the parts book was published. i also was sent on training days and would end up telling them things... and supplying what the customer wants 1st time is all i expect....

something like this is driving me absolutely sodding loopy.

Stuart
21-02-15, 08:55 PM
Stu, its not like you to get upset at internet idiocy....

as a famous race engine designer once said.... 'noise is wasted power'

I guess its the realisation that the few Internet forums I call 'home' are the pinnacles of free speech, messing about and most importantly not taking themselves too seriously. As I venture out to other sites for other Marques, I find that as they have appeared 'recently' (as in after the invention of forums etc) they try far too hard and have zero soul or fun about them.

yes that's seemingly hypocritical or blinkered to come from me, but its the honest feeling I get from these other places.

turbojolt
21-02-15, 09:21 PM
Beeing told my landlord is selling up so looks like i only have a few months to get out and by the looks of it, and finding a place with a garage and still trying to keep out of ****ehole areas is going to be tough with out moving out of my comfort zone


****ing gutted love this area and this house :(

Andy
21-02-15, 09:23 PM
Its true.im on a few other forums and im the same on them as i am on here,yet on them ones people seem like seriously miserable.
Unwelcoming and cliquey also.205drivers was the worst.Proper crud.

Novasport
21-02-15, 10:14 PM
Dropping off some parts to be electroplated and asking for zinc gold passivate. Told it would take 2 weeks but after 3 weeks of not hearing anything I called them to see what is happening. They say they cannot get the paint off one item so they cannot electroplate it but everything else was done. Went to pic them up this morning and find they have zinc plated them but looks nothing like the yellow passivate I asked for. His reply was, 'oh, we dont do that finish anymore, I should have mentioned that when you dropped them off'. Yeah you should have, now I need to get them done elsewhere. Just wasted 3 weeks of my time and money. Also they hadn't even touched the painted plate and they managed to lose another part. Bloody joke!

pete17
21-02-15, 10:57 PM
Cleaning our house till 11pm last night, ready for a house viewing and the knobs don't even turn up or have the common courtesy to ring and cancel, then phoned the estate agent to tell them, to get the reply "yea she has done that a few times now with other houses"

don't let her keep booking viewings then !!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

pete17
21-02-15, 10:59 PM
Beeing told my landlord is selling up so looks like i only have a few months to get out and by the looks of it, and finding a place with a garage and still trying to keep out of ****ehole areas is going to be tough with out moving out of my comfort zone


****ing gutted love this area and this house :(

buy my house its got a massive garage and you can have the nova in it!!!

turbojolt
22-02-15, 07:29 AM
Im not living in chesterfield full of weridos...

pete17
22-02-15, 09:42 AM
Im not living in chesterfield full of weridos...

you wouldn't stand out then....

Iain
22-02-15, 09:44 AM
Burnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

He's right though you massive freak. Let me know if you need a hand moving your suitcases of cash to your new house. One 2 down from me was up for rent but gone now

torquey
22-02-15, 11:50 AM
Everytime i want to take the let out its raining. Took it out and its running bad. Wideband all over the place engine trying to stall. !!

Benn
23-02-15, 06:53 PM
Im not living in chesterfield full of weridos...


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to turbojolt again.

lol

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Cardio. I hate it, i can't do it, i get bored. Which really really isn't helping me.

torquey
23-02-15, 06:55 PM
Trying to use holidays up at my place. Totally f!@#s me off. Got to ask 3 people and they want 3 month notice. !!

mowgli
24-02-15, 11:17 AM
you are from blackpool FFS, every day is a holiday.... lol lol lol

turbojolt
24-02-15, 11:46 AM
you are from blackpool FFS, every day is a holiday.... lol lol lol

The worlds most deppresing holiday ever lol

torquey
24-02-15, 01:20 PM
Lol its not much fun in blackpool.

Benn
24-02-15, 01:43 PM
The worlds most deppresing holiday ever lol

And again!


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to turbojolt again.

Benn
24-02-15, 07:39 PM
Finding out the loft floor isnt that strong/thick everywhere...

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bazzap8389
24-02-15, 07:59 PM
Oopsie.... Right through the ceiling or just your leg?

mowgli
24-02-15, 08:21 PM
Lol its not much fun in blackpool.
this should be their new logo.....

Andy
24-02-15, 10:21 PM
Blackpool is an absolute armpit like most old uk seaside towns.true story....in jail cells it says "start a new life,move to blackpool or scarborough!"
Some guttersnakes from there were on that benefits britain programme last week.proper fukkin clampets they were.thought they were bigtime gangster dealers and they were so brassic they were pawning stuff.yeah....big time oh yeah

millworm
25-02-15, 10:29 AM
Couldn't make this up, paypal froze my account yet again, because of spuspicios transactions form ebay. Wtf they're the same company! Now I have to post the item out my own cash. What a joke.

mowgli
25-02-15, 05:06 PM
Couldn't make this up, paypal froze my account yet again, because of spuspicios transactions form ebay. Wtf they're the same company! Now I have to post the item out my own cash. What a joke.
they aren't the same company.....

mowgli
25-02-15, 05:09 PM
So, finally, the new fuel line arrived in the post!!!!!! it fitted first time, and the engine is now running...

to recap... 9 days, 4 attempts to get a piece of fuel line 200 mm long and the correct diameter..

HOW THE HELL DID WE MANAGE TO RUN A SODDING EMPIRE AND WIN 2 WORLD WARS & 1 WORLD CUP?????????????

millworm
25-02-15, 11:34 PM
they aren't the same company.....

Stand corrected, they did used to be though. And after some chice words on the phone it's all resolved.

mowgli
25-02-15, 11:50 PM
ah, a good old british standard bollocking usually does the trick

millworm
26-02-15, 12:28 AM
Indeed it does. New thing that pissed me off this afternoon was heater matrix of my sierra what a peice of sh¡te. It unbolts then slides almost all the way without taking anything off then You have to take the pedals out and unbolt all the dash just to get it the last bit.

Benn
26-02-15, 01:00 PM
Oopsie.... Right through the ceiling or just your leg?

Yep. My right shoe was thought too, luckly its at a end of two bits of plaster bored so shouldn't be too bad to fix.


Blackpool is an absolute armpit like most old uk seaside towns.true story....

Yes. I went to Barry Island (the mrs is a Gavin and Stacy fan and we where in Cardif)
Wow that place is utter dump. Same with Brighton... Everything's falling down or smashed up. If it isnt that it's boarded up stinking of pi$s with tramps living in/on/around it.

Stuart
26-02-15, 01:45 PM
Couldn't make this up, paypal froze my account yet again, because of spuspicios transactions form ebay. Wtf they're the same company! Now I have to post the item out my own cash. What a joke.

I had a phone call on monday night from PayPal, they said there was something suspicious happening and can they check it. I logged into my acocunt and saw the transaction they were on about. I said it was unathorised and they reversed it, sadlu not in time to stop the Direct Debit actioning but the bank were great about it too. All in a worry for me but a seamless fix from Paypal and my Bank :)

millworm
26-02-15, 05:28 PM
I had a phone call on monday night from PayPal, they said there was something suspicious happening and can they check it. I logged into my acocunt and saw the transaction they were on about. I said it was unathorised and they reversed it, sadlu not in time to stop the Direct Debit actioning but the bank were great about it too. All in a worry for me but a seamless fix from Paypal and my Bank :)

they can be helpful when they want to be then lol my bank is great just not so much my paypal

novadave24
27-02-15, 12:45 AM
getting man cold :(

stuarty
27-02-15, 02:25 AM
Aww boo hoo lol Were all big men there's no such thing as man flu 😷

mowgli
27-02-15, 11:45 AM
there is..... my old boss used to get 24hr man flu. lol

bazzap8389
02-03-15, 02:34 AM
It's not been a good night :cry:

novadave24
02-03-15, 03:36 AM
why that mate ?

Benn
02-03-15, 12:27 PM
Were all big men there's no such thing as man flu

I bloody agree!

mowgli
03-03-15, 07:56 PM
1st thing... yesterdays one...

our firm has a gritting contract, so i get up at effing early o'clock , and set off up the m1 to the frozen wastes of sheffield.. thru the 22 odd miles of narrow lane 50 limit cos apparently someone is storing cones there, its ok, they are behind large concrete barriers.... i do the gritting, and head south... now, this return journey takes 90 mins, including a stop off near nottingham to do a small car park... but it took 2 hrs... why??, i hear you all yell... because some tit broke down almost within sight of the end of the 22 miles of narrow lane...and even though it was downhill, and they were right next to one of those gaps in the barrier for lorries to get in & out, so they could have safely waited for rescue... NO, they stopped dead in lane1... thanks for that, you ungrateful get.....

meritlover
03-03-15, 08:06 PM
He maybe thought it was Gary Gritter coming?

mowgli
03-03-15, 08:07 PM
today.

I was born within 2 miles of the site of the battle of bosworth, where Richard III died. for the last 20 odd years, i've been regularly doing building work at the battle centre. its a nice place, miles of woodland walks, a decent cafe, and if you want, a museum. they are planning a long funeral procession as part of the reburial of Richard III. they are holding a memorial service at the centre in a couple of weeks, and are selling 2000 tickets on a 1st come 1st serve basis... sales are either on-line, in person, or over the phone, according to the press release... my eldest daughter was off from college today, so she offered to go & queue. so at 8.30am she got there. 5th in the line, feeling pretty confident.... then 10am came, when the sales started.. and this is the WPYOT

the ar$ehole IT people at Leicestershire county council arranged the sales thus: all sales are to be processed on-line. a woman was on the ticket desk, with a pc, and was to process orders using the same setup as internet buyers... oh, and another woman was sat next to the phone, with a pc, and was expected to also go on-line to process the orders.... so 1st people got their tickets & the website crashed properly. it sporadically worked thru the day, and at 3:30 my daughter left without tickets, and was told to keep an eye on the interweb to see if the site comes back to life.....

can the techy people on here explain to me in simple terms just how useless these IT people are......... 2000 tickets FFS, its hardly london 2012, or a one dire-erection tour, they couldn't even put a couple of hundred by for face to face sales....

meritlover
03-03-15, 08:10 PM
Richard the turd is very popular for some reason

mowgli
03-03-15, 08:17 PM
mostly for his pornstar work.... as King Dick...