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Your mum will know youre a pothead when you take her shopping next lol
Your mum will know youre a pothead when you take her shopping next lol
Crossed seatbelt bolt plus grinder plus cool as **** cba attitude plus cheapo nylon carpet equals melty melty
P.O.S. lol
BlakeFourTwenty
27-08-13, 12:18 PM
My boss still hasnt payed me, and i was hoping to get coilovers ordered and on by friday for a meet. Absolutely bull turd.
round here, i think you have to wait for someone to die before getting a permit...
even though its blindingly obvious from the signwriting on the pickup that it is not trade waste, they get really shirty
Had to sweet talk my way into the local tip the other day with my lowered 5 series and galv car trailer with some hedge cuttings on lol Crazy really
One tip stopped me going in with an empty box trailer! lol
Noticed a stone chip on my bonnet when i was out in the garage cleaning the nova,then not being able to find my touch up paint :(
Being pished and supposedly out druving tomorrow
Oh wait ?
What!
F**k it, nother Corona plz k thx
Being pished and supposedly out druving tomorrow
Oh wait ?
What!
F**k it, nother Corona plz k thx
Tut tut :roll: lol
Novasport
30-08-13, 08:56 PM
Had to sweet talk my way into the local tip the other day with my lowered 5 series and galv car trailer with some hedge cuttings on lol Crazy really
Go to the one on Manners Ind Est in Ilkeston, they let anything in there. I regularly go up with the work van.
Having more cash in $ bills then I currently have in £ sterling :(
Mortgage companies/solicitors in no hurry to sort my new house out.
J398SUR
30-08-13, 10:21 PM
Totally off topic gents come on .. Did deep ya flanges
Must say I'm disappointed with the banter ... It's weaker than membership dispatch ... Lol
Moderators man up !!!!
Pistol Pete
30-08-13, 10:25 PM
You're scottish....feeling disappointed comes naturally doesnt it?
bazzap8389
30-08-13, 10:25 PM
Totally off topic gents come on .. Did deep ya flanges
Must say I'm disappointed with the banter ... It's weaker than membership dispatch ... Lol
Moderators man up !!!!
Got to say, i think this site is pretty good for
Banter. Granted it has been quiet in recent weeks but it's an awesome site.
bazzap8389
30-08-13, 10:25 PM
You're scottish....feeling disappointed comes naturally doesnt it?
Hey!! Not all scots are disappointed! lol
J398SUR
30-08-13, 10:38 PM
You're scottish....feeling disappointed comes naturally doesnt it?
Is that it mate .. Grow up !
J398SUR
30-08-13, 10:38 PM
You're scottish....feeling disappointed comes naturally doesnt it?
Is that it mate .. Grow up !
J398SUR
30-08-13, 10:40 PM
Got to say, i think this site is pretty good for
Banter. Granted it has been quiet in recent weeks but it's an awesome site.
Mig is better for info ....
bazzap8389
30-08-13, 10:43 PM
I don't use mig, but everything I've needed help with has been answered on here :)
Pistol Pete
30-08-13, 10:48 PM
Is that it mate .. Grow up !
lol bless. Fitted your stickers yet?
Working
Someone needs to sort out time travel so I can go back and kill whoever invented it
Mig is better for info ....
Well fcuk off over there then FFS.....
Moaning bout stickers, this sites crap etc, WTF you doing here then?
Having to get the ban stick out for the first time since January!
bazzap8389
30-08-13, 11:24 PM
Agreed lol
Marcusgeorge
30-08-13, 11:24 PM
lol bless. Fitted your stickers yet?
This ^^ halarious
Bought a new battery for the nova. Drove out my garage, started bodywork, couple of hours later I drove back in and it stalled. Now got no fuel or spark! Crank sensor?
Mig is better for info ....
i can assure you it isn't, unless you have a C20 LET
mk1nova_rich
31-08-13, 07:49 AM
Having to get the ban stick out for the first time since January!
I'm surprised it didn't come sooner lol
I'm surprised it didn't come sooner lol
It was funny, it isn't now
a danfoss orbital steering unit. basically its the power steering valve for most tractors/diggers/forklifts from 1970 -2000
its the most complicated thing with the least no. of parts i've put together for a long time.. it has a 6 tooth gear that fits into a 7 tooth housing, with a shaft that is also toothed, & the service book has 2 pics & no words on how to do it.... 5 attempts it took to get the sodding thing turning the right way.
Smashing my alloy in to a kerb.
Because i wasn't paying enough attention.
^^ been there done that then cry'd :(
I got the dog, so tried to break the car driving it home.. Got a nice four wheel drift. Still pissed over my wheel.
Smashing my alloy in to a kerb.
Because i wasn't paying enough attention.
i did that not long after i had the alloys on my vectra powder coated, was staring at an evo 2 delta intergrale tho so it was worth it lol
bazzap8389
04-09-13, 07:40 AM
Hurt my back, I'm glad my machine at work is getting serviced because I'm in no fit shape to be climbing over it today.
joff-turbo-nova
05-09-13, 09:50 PM
It was a sad day today, after 4 1/2 years of constant medical attention since a serious brain haemorrhage , my mum finally slipped away.
At least she is no longer in constant pain.
Rest in peace.
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Joff
It was a sad day today, after 4 1/2 years of constant medical attention since a serious brain haemorrhage , my mum finally slipped away.
At least she is no longer in constant pain.
Rest in peace.
https://sphotos-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/q71/s720x720/1234480_10151923569522664_1977989256_n.jpg
Joff
My heart goes out to you mate i know how you feel,i lost my dad to cancer a couple of months back too.
joff, i can't imagine many things can cheer you up right now, but just remember all the good times you had with her.
NOVA BUF
06-09-13, 11:44 PM
Crashing the nova ! :(
turbojolt
07-09-13, 09:37 AM
left the transits headlights on all night :roll:
Sitting in bed since sunday with broken foot
Sitting in bed since sunday with broken foot
and you are only pissed off today?????
I would be pissed off after a couple of mins in bed lol
bazzap8389
09-09-13, 11:12 AM
My area, before I got home last night there was a lot of noise etc just been informed that 7 cars on my street were done in with a pick axe! Bunch of ****ing neds
Still in hospital with a shattered leg, waiting for an operation, and having a crazy bloke in the next room shouting STEVE STEVE STEVEVSTEVE non stop whilst playing with himself (yes thats right) since 11pm
Still in hospital with a shattered leg, waiting for an operation, and having a crazy bloke in the next room shouting STEVE STEVE STEVEVSTEVE non stop whilst playing with himself (yes thats right) since 11pm
Steve must be his boyfriend then...... lol
Spent all evening till 11pm trying to prep my car for it's MOT only to develop a new fuel leak and not manage to get half the lights working.
Still in hospital with a shattered leg, waiting for an operation, and having a crazy bloke in the next room shouting STEVE STEVE STEVEVSTEVE non stop whilst playing with himself (yes thats right) since 11pm
Tell him your name's Alex. :wisewood:
and having a crazy bloke in the next room shouting STEVE STEVE STEVEVSTEVE non stop whilst playing with himself (yes thats right) since 11pm
I'm sorry, but.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Novasport
12-09-13, 10:38 AM
Finding an item I need and buying it, only for them to tell me they dont actually have it and they cannot get any more :(
bazzap8389
16-09-13, 09:41 PM
Ive just heard a rumor that the company i work for might be getting sold, but on the plus side if i do get paid off Ive been offered 2 jobs already one of which is offshore.
Being strung along for months in a job application.
Applied for a job in late june early july that had a start date in mid august,had an email pretty sharp to say I had successfully made the 2nd round and to await further emails.
Received a 2nd email in early august saying "I was through to the next stage,which will commence September" even though the advertised start date was 19august.
No further email so rang the company today to chase it up and the position was filled 2 and a half months ago.
Absolute fukking w4nkers.All they had to say was no ffs.
maddogdaz666
19-09-13, 06:43 PM
Think my ovens just blown up :( halfway through cooking tea!
Being unable to gey my cars original registration plate back, as some gimp robbed it in 1994.
It seemed to be out of circulation. Turns out it's on retention.
Being strung along for months in a job application.
Applied for a job in late june early july that had a start date in mid august,had an email pretty sharp to say I had successfully made the 2nd round and to await further emails.
Received a 2nd email in early august saying "I was through to the next stage,which will commence September" even though the advertised start date was 19august.
No further email so rang the company today to chase it up and the position was filled 2 and a half months ago.
Absolute fukking w4nkers.All they had to say was no ffs.
andy, i don't think you'd have got on there anyway... they appear to lack any testicles...
i wish people would actually tell you straight these days, but they prefer to string people along.. i reckon they had to advertise it but actually had someone in mind all along....
i got my truck rear-ended by a postvan.......... but my brother was pleased, as he had already pranged it a few months ago & the tailgate latch was dicky...
NathanKirkpatrick
19-09-13, 08:33 PM
nova wouldn't start and was late for work. also leaving work she still wouldn't start. seems to be all well now, fingers crossed
millworm
19-09-13, 09:26 PM
had some girl run out in front of me in the rain, car locked up and slid about 15ft no one was hurt car is ok too. But she had the cheek to have a go at me! when she literally ran out in the middle of the road!!
Jeff16v
19-09-13, 09:37 PM
had some girl run out in front of me in the rain, car locked up and slid about 15ft no one was hurt car is ok too. But she had the cheek to have a go at me! when she literally ran out in the middle of the road!!
adrenalin mate, an automatic un controllable human reaction to stress. Silly cow, lol
millworm
19-09-13, 09:41 PM
adrenalin mate, an automatic un controllable human reaction to stress. Silly cow, lol
the best part was the community support officers standing on the opposite side of the road just watching lol
Jeff16v
19-09-13, 09:43 PM
the best part was the community support officers standing on the opposite side of the road just watching lol
They don't call them a plastic copper for nothing, he's thinking, sily cow also, lol
millworm
19-09-13, 09:55 PM
They don't call them a plastic copper for nothing, he's thinking, solid cow also, lol
lol too true
andy, i don't think you'd have got on there anyway... they appear to lack any testicles...
i wish people would actually tell you straight these days, but they prefer to string people along.. i reckon they had to advertise it but actually had someone in mind all along....
would you be surprised if i said it was a franchised main dealer of one of the biggest car makers on earth?
would you be surprised if i said it was a franchised main dealer of one of the biggest car makers on earth?
Nope, theyre the worst for it mate, ive worked locally for Honda, Toyota, Renault/Nissan/Seat, and theyre all the same, they will prefer to fill vacancies in house, or use the cheapest option available!
Like Mike said, they will have had the person in mind for the job, but are required legally to advertise it!
Remember this?
http://i.imgur.com/FgvxBac.jpg
:roll:
She's done it again lol
http://i.imgur.com/rNfphj1.jpg
To be fair, the van is blocking the way into the parking bit, but as you can see it does have a legit reason to be there for the mo. And there's nothing to stop her from parking in front of the BMW or just off to the left of the pic. :roll:
I remember.
****ing ignorant split-****. **** in her handbag.
bazzap8389
20-09-13, 02:30 PM
Now go get your gt4 and box the bint in.
Now go get your gt4 and box the bint in.
Was very tempted, but she'd probably have bashed it when trying to move her car :roll: The thing that annoys me most is that she just plonked her car there - if she'd knocked on the door and asked if I minded that she put it there for whatever reason I'd have probably been Ok with it (maybe pointed out there's perfectly adequate parking barely 10 metres away). But no, she just put it there. What if I needed to get to hospital this morning for xray and bloods?
I did go out and enable the alarm siren, was going to set it off when she came out to move her car but missed the opportunity lol
[edit] Just noticed the camera quality on my S4 is way better than my old HTC lol
phunkynova
20-09-13, 07:20 PM
Jack she can't park to save her life. But maybe it's time to have a polite talk with her.
is that lee's van?? if so, he's really gone to seed.....lol lol
jack, why not print off a few dozen of the images on A4 with the tag 'should have gone to specsavers' and fix them to local lamp posts
Welding ****e rusty nova metal. hate it.
Southie
20-09-13, 09:43 PM
Jack, paint some double yellow lines on that corner lol
she can't drive, and can't be bothered to obey all the other road laws, so why would she pay attention to double yellows???
Weddings of people ive never met.
Weddings of people ive never met.
is there a story behind this?? or just the usual uncomfortable, boredom inducing, badly catered waste of a day?
My face aches after all the false smiling when attending such functions...
Sort of like..."hi,allright?" *cunnt
"hello,how are you?" *wannker lol
i've only ever been to one wedding where i didn't know a single person (apart from the girl i agreed to take as she was recovering from surgery & couldn't drive herself) it was the worst wedding i ever went to . the groom was pretty much ignored by her family.. her mum was a manicly obsessive gardener & they spent 4hrs taking pics of the garden with the bride stood in front of various features.. it was stinking hot & they wouldn't let us into the tent for refreshments, and the brides mum kept swanning past telling us to enjoy the garden.... the reception lasted 45mins before the taxi came to take the happy couple to the airport, then we were told to enjoy our trip home & that was it....
Getting back to my van after my ride this morning, to find because its been parked up for over a week under trees (covered in sap) that an obviously local wasps next had taken a shine to it and my van was peppered in them, i mean properly peppered, there mustve been going on to 50 - 60+ all over it!
And to add to this, i am absolutely petrified of wasps, have been since being little, i had to spank my van down the lanes/backroads to get rid of them before i could load mine and my mates bikes in, dived through the passenger side door and hurriedly slammed the door behind me, can anyone guess how fast you have to drive before your average wasp loses grip........
i assume it was barely legal lol....anyway, man up & get over it spud... i've been hospitalised cos of them, but i don't get all 'jeremy spake off the airport tv show' when i see one, i give them room & avoid contact, which in my current job is a bit interesting at times
Southie
22-09-13, 02:34 PM
Spud fighting off the wasps lol
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Basil-Fawlty-car-whipping-incident-v1.jpg
Getting back to my van after my ride this morning, to find because its been parked up for over a week under trees (covered in sap) that an obviously local wasps next had taken a shine to it and my van was peppered in them, i mean properly peppered, there mustve been going on to 50 - 60+ all over it!
And to add to this, i am absolutely petrified of wasps, have been since being little, i had to spank my van down the lanes/backroads to get rid of them before i could load mine and my mates bikes in, dived through the passenger side door and hurriedly slammed the door behind me, can anyone guess how fast you have to drive before your average wasp loses grip........
...said Spud, to the policeman. lol
well, your honour, in mitigation, here is a letter from my mother explaining that i've been petrified of wasps since i was 5.
d'ya reckon it'd work?
My morphine has ran out, and im in pain
My morphine has ran out, and im in pain
Yeah you win!
You been hammering that casio then i take it lol
Yeah you win!
You been hammering that casio then i take it lol
I used it all last night, im on the liquid stuff now to get over tbe pain of my bionic leg lol
heroin ftw
Any pics of said wasps?
heroin ftw
Any pics of said wasps?
Fook that, wasnt hanging about to take pics, wasps are evil little ****ers and theyre everywhere round here atm :cry:
The mood im in ill ****ing eat the c**s, be less pain than im in right now
Jeff16v
23-09-13, 12:29 AM
Travellers have broken into the recreation ground 15 yards from my front door and the cars .
great. now watch the police do nothing
Novasport
23-09-13, 10:37 AM
Travellers have broken into the recreation ground 15 yards from my front door and the cars .
I would get the Nova's moved elswhere asap or if you cant, get them blocked in and well immobilised.
pulled the head off my van today after the bolts for the cam pulley came out to find i have 4 bent valves and 2 smashed cam followers. it looks repairable but i can't find the parts i need
bazzap8389
23-09-13, 06:58 PM
My new phone was supposed to be here today and it ain't turned up :(
Jeff16v
23-09-13, 07:58 PM
great. now watch the police do nothing
exactly as you said, the little ****s robbed the corner shop within 30 mins of arriving. Nice
I would get the Nova's moved elswhere asap or if you cant, get them blocked in and well immobilised.
Mate, last night as soon as I found out i moved both of them about half a mile away to a place of safety.
Rang the council this morning to be told they had applied for an eviction notice, by midday today the had gone, the police arrived in force to find rubbish and pony poo only. They shouldn't be difficult to spot, 20-30 caravans in convoy.
my wife took out daughter to the park and the little pikeys were in playground, a four year old asked her if she liked travellers, she's like "it's nice to move about" lol another one asked her if she had a nice big wedding, roflmao!
is there a story behind this?? or just the usual uncomfortable, boredom inducing, badly catered waste of a day?
So my mrs is 25, the bride of said wedding was a school/college friend. Seen her once since 1st year of college. So the wedding was all people we didn't know bar 2 other people.
So we drive to Taunton.. Mistakenly taking the A303, which was fine till Stonehenge. Where it goes to one lane and a 30, and everyone slow down to look at some frigging rocks....
Get there, very posh hotel, the room is tiny for the amount of people in it, the "DJ" was shi*e and playing old cheesey songs (give the groom pops he asked the "DJ" to play better/a bit newer songs and he did)
The music was just abit to loud so you couldn't talk without shouting. The food was wanna be posh, which made it small and crap.
Drinks? Oh christ... I don't drink, so i had a small orange juice mrs had a small red wine....... £10.40! I nearly shat!
My face aches after all the false smiling when attending such functions...
Sort of like..."hi,allright?" *cunnt
"hello,how are you?" *wannker lol
Yes yes but more like... "hi, how are you?"..... Who the funk was that?
Being strung along for months in a job application.
Applied for a job in late june early july that had a start date in mid august,had an email pretty sharp to say I had successfully made the 2nd round and to await further emails.
Received a 2nd email in early august saying "I was through to the next stage,which will commence September" even though the advertised start date was 19august.
No further email so rang the company today to chase it up and the position was filled 2 and a half months ago.
Absolute fukking w4nkers.All they had to say was no ffs.
Actually had a telephone call on Monday off these fools,out the blue,and gave me an interview over the phone,very professional.
Now they said should the interview be successful I would reach the "next stage" which was a visit to the dealership for an assessment there.
Now,today I receive this......LOL
Dear Andrew
Following your recent application to the xxxxxxxx and associated telephone interview, I regret to inform you that you that, due to the current economic climate, the dealer has reluctantly decided to withdraw this vacancy.
We apologise for any inconvenience
We wish you every success in your future career.
I have never read so much sh1t.Blaming it on the "economic climate" hahahaha
I wish you could report stuff like this as its about as unprofessional and timewasting as it gets!
I find it an insult that they have barefaced lied to me.
I understand its none of my business,and its up to them who they employ-this isn't my point,its the fact they think they can mess people around.
which was fine till Stonehenge. Where it goes to one lane and a 30, and everyone slow down to look at some frigging rocks....
Stonehenge is a very interesting, ancient monument that we still do not know the reasons behind.
It is also one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
I was disappointed by it's size though. </thatshwhatshesaid>
There's more to see in life than shiny cars you know!
Stonehenge is a very interesting, ancient monument that we still do not know the reasons behind.
It is also one of the Seven Wonders of the World.
I was disappointed by it's size though. </thatshwhatshesaid>
There's more to see in life than shiny cars you know!
THEIR FRIGGING ROCKS.
Reason? Some one likes rocks and wanted to know the date.... Still why it is one frigging lane and a 30? If you wanna see them... Park up and have a wander... Don't slow dont and stare from your car.. Or take a photo like the PRICK in the car in front did.
8valve-craig
25-09-13, 03:42 PM
The backlog you encountered would have been more due to the recent addition of a new roundabout, and the closure of the A344.
THEIR FRIGGING ROCKS.
Reason? Some one likes rocks and wanted to know the date.... Still why it is one frigging lane and a 30? If you wanna see them... Park up and have a wander... Don't slow dont and stare from your car.. Or take a photo like the PRICK in the car in front did.
Chill out, man.
The word you are looking for is 'they're', btw.
I agree people shouldn't take pics whilst driving. Surely everyone does.
I appreciate ancient monuments, as do many others. I would love to see all 7 Wonders.
Also, loads of roads have daft speed limits. I haven't drove past Stonehenge in a long time - good to hear it's still there - maybe the speed limit is due to many intersted parties pulling onto the main road, having visited the monument.
bazzap8389
25-09-13, 04:38 PM
Chill out, man.
I haven't driven past Stonehenge in a long time
Edited
Novasport
25-09-13, 04:49 PM
My new phone was supposed to be here today and it ain't turned up :(
Can you not track its progress with an app? ;)
bazzap8389
25-09-13, 04:50 PM
Turned up yesterday, I'm sure you remember....
Novasport
25-09-13, 05:17 PM
Thought you may have had to send it back and wait for another.
bazzap8389
25-09-13, 05:27 PM
Thought you may have had to send it back and wait for another.
Why would I do that? I had the 4 for two and a half years problem free, no reason for this one to **** up and if it does it's insured so I don't really give a **** lol
Chill out, man.
The word you are looking for is 'they're', btw.
I agree people shouldn't take pics whilst driving. Surely everyone does.
I appreciate ancient monuments, as do many others. I would love to see all 7 Wonders.
I couldn't think which they're, their it would be..lol
See i dont see why its a wonder really, its a slave built ring of rocks..
I couldn't think which they're, their it would be..lol
See i dont see why its a wonder really, its a slave built ring of rocks..
the only thing they know for certain, 100% absolutely to be true is that the druids had exactly 100% of feck all to do with it, its construction & anything since... so the bloke in the dodgy cloak (that looks like a curtain) that stands the other side of the fence with a collecting tin, is actually a malingering scrounger.........lol
ps. for anyone who has never been, stonehenge really is quite disappointing when you see it for the first time, as everyone always expects it to be much larger......
bazzap8389
27-09-13, 11:18 AM
12 lockups next to where my gt4 is kept have been Broken into. Away to try and get another one don't trust it there at all.
8valve-craig
27-09-13, 11:51 AM
12 lockups next to where my gt4 is kept have been Broken into. Away to try and get another one don't trust it there at all.
So you are a suspect? lol
bazzap8389
27-09-13, 11:58 AM
No haha, probably just a bunch of Neds, I hate that lock up anyway not secure at all can see right into all the other ones next to mine when your inside.
My last day in new york,had a brilliant two weeks but it's all over..amazing how work never goes in this quick lol
http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad166/bigraf24/null_zps730971f4.jpg
Novasport
27-09-13, 03:25 PM
12 lockups next to where my gt4 is kept have been Broken into. Away to try and get another one don't trust it there at all.
Fcukin council put in an application to build five houses where my garage is. Several neighbours objected and it got thrown out.
Thought I was safe then the w@nkers but in another application for four houses! I hope this gets thrown out as well and they give up on the idea. Wrote a strongly worded objection so hopefully that may help.
The garages are secure in an area with no through traffic and in a quiet area. It is perfect and it has a newish door and had a replacement roof a couple of years ago. It will be difficult to replace and no doubt I will have to go back on a waiting list Grrrr.
bazzap8389
27-09-13, 03:37 PM
^ that's a bummer, hopefully it gets thrown out again then. Not good being on a waiting list, I've been in one for 6 years for the lockups round the corner from my house.. Still no luck lol
I think the one next door to where my nova is now empty away to phone the council when I'm home from work to see if I can get it. It's much more secure than my other lockup and much closer aswell.
novadave24
27-09-13, 04:31 PM
My last day in new york,had a brilliant two weeks but it's all over..amazing how work never goes in this quick lol
http://i932.photobucket.com/albums/ad166/bigraf24/null_zps730971f4.jpg
enjoy it mate it will soon go I went on holiday 2 weeks ago for 2 weeks and it only felt like we had been there a week :(
Novasport
27-09-13, 05:03 PM
I wasnt a big fan of New York, preferred Vegas TBH.
Dont think I would go to either again but they have been ticked off the list now.
raymond
27-09-13, 06:40 PM
uk mail delivering a spoiler broke thats really pi55ed me off today
and the fact ive to refund the buyer
shin splints.
bastad things
advets for ****ing ****ty loan companys and ****ing casinos , and bingo!! wish they would **** off and die
you have got early onset cabin fever, alex... i got it after a week when i mashed my knee up... & i only had 4 tv channels to get pissed off with...
After hours on a building site is not the time to do this!!
http://i790.photobucket.com/albums/yy181/Bazil_2468/random2/20131002_181638_zpsa6558bbc.jpg
you have got early onset cabin fever, alex... i got it after a week when i mashed my knee up... & i only had 4 tv channels to get pissed off with...hahahahaha this made me chuckle, so true lol
bazil... those things have feck all ground clearance, did it need much of a pull to get it out?
It was a bugger mowgli, tried to pull it out with another brush with no joy, just no traction on the clay like surface, it took a tractor 30 mins to eventually get me out and just after that it pished down with rain, if the rain had come sooner I would have to had waited until the morning to get a 360 track machine to drag me out!
Losing another hour a month off my hours at work...
maddogdaz666
04-10-13, 07:45 PM
Missed the ending of an eBay auction :( baaaaaastuard!!
millworm
04-10-13, 11:47 PM
Fitted my new clocks only to find the coolant temp gauge don't work
deneil_gsi2000
05-10-13, 12:28 AM
I know the technology of sweepers has come along way the last few years but I think you may be p%ssing in the wind if you think it'll clean that ****e up lol
phunkynova
06-10-13, 09:22 AM
Losing 2nd gear during yesterdays rally costing me lot's of time :mad:
Had a sh!t week. First ps3 breaks. Then laptop then a deaf ear all week and to top it all off I pulled the car cover off the kadett only to find patches of faded paint on roof,bonnet, boot lid.
Paint is about 10 months old and just covered it for about 3 weeks as weather was bad. Also fuel pump broke in Nova.
I know the technology of sweepers has come along way the last few years but I think you may be p%ssing in the wind if you think it'll clean that ****e up lol
looking at the wheelmarks , he appeared to be reversing up the tip pile at the time
my family have gone off the the harvest festival this morning...
now, we are pretty skint, cos due to 2 knee replacements, my mrs has not been working for most of the last 18 months.. yet we are meant to take food stuffs to give to the church.. they then give it to the food bank they run, who then give it to the poor of the town!!!!!! I live in Hinckley, its a town with a lot of employment, and in the local area, there are always temporary warehouse type jobs, so unemployment is really low, so that only the professional unemployed actually are out of work.... so our food goes to people who are so poor that they can only afford a 60" tv & are limited to 1 pack of fags a day..
now I know there are some old people who are finding it hard, but the types of food we get asked to give are hardly the sort of things these people will eat.. they are mostly pasta, sweetcorn, rice etc.
so just are there really any people in this sceptred isle that really are both meant to be here & poor enough to actually need the services of a food bank?????
maddogdaz666
06-10-13, 10:09 PM
Been on a wasted journey today for a load of cav bits that weren't right or weren't even there :(
Jeff16v
10-10-13, 08:50 PM
Haven't spent the last three weeks cleaning up my mk1 golf can, including getting rid of all rust before I sell it, some tos$er at work did this at work today and I park in front of them every day. Tomorrow they are getting a talking to.
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Sky broadband/phone, misarranged dates, engineers not turning up, engineers refusing to enter the house with a responsible adult other than the homeowner after confirmed it would be fine and general incompetence mean it's now almost 4 MONTHS since I moved in/called them that I've been trying to set up a service! It's cost me near enough £100 already in premium phone lines, time off work and lost fees from trying various companies only to come back to Sky because of limited options!
sky.i wouldn't pay for it in washers
sky.i wouldn't pay for it in washersagree, ****ers
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sky.i wouldn't pay for it in washers
Only phone/broadband and I'd go with Virgin if I could, talk talk can't put an order through as it's a new build and they have no way of inputting an address manually...
Every phone company I've come across is as incompetent as the next, to be fair it's split 50/50 between sky fcuk ups and BT just not turning up/being tossers.
bt are useless.
but theyre the best of an extremely bad bunch
yellow_seh
13-10-13, 09:20 AM
Glad to see people are still moaning on here. :)
Only phone/broadband and I'd go with Virgin if I could, talk talk can't put an order through as it's a new build and they have no way of inputting an address manually...
Every phone company I've come across is as incompetent as the next, to be fair it's split 50/50 between sky fcuk ups and BT just not turning up/being tossers.
Please please dont go anywhere near Talk talk. Once of the worst ones ever!
They'll mess you about from the start, you get the crappiest BB speed and strenght, then you try and call them they will pass you around like a 5$ whore.
Then try and charge you to leave them... Or just lie and say they need your details to refund you then charge you more....
Please stay away.
I thought virgin put the infrastructure in on new builds...
On developments yes, this is a single new build in an old village.
I found out Talk Talk are useless after they cancelled the install because they put it through on the wrong address and it took me 2 hours to find this out and get everything refunded.
is the village connected to cable at all?
There's no virgin or high speed service in the area no. Do need to try phoning virgin and see what the chance of getting it is, but I'm pretty sure I'd have to get the entire (elderly) village onto HD TV and 120mb/s internet to make it worth their effort.
mk1nova_rich
14-10-13, 09:30 PM
Benefits and Proud :mad::mad::mad:
bazzap8389
14-10-13, 09:47 PM
^ gutted just lost your job or something?
mk1nova_rich
14-10-13, 10:01 PM
No, it was a programme just on on Channel 5...makes me ****ing sick how much these idle *******s get
bazzap8389
14-10-13, 10:04 PM
Ah right lol my bird was telling me about that the other day they should have their benefits stripped just for appearing on such a show. I can't stand people that have the intention of doing **** all and get paid for it. Especially when the tax payer foots the bill
novadave24
14-10-13, 10:19 PM
was putting my push bike in the garage lent it to the wall put the garage door down and there was a bang I looked oh no its fell on the nova :(
mk1nova_rich
14-10-13, 10:20 PM
Biggest pisstake is the poverty pleading...then the camera pans round to sky TV, crates of beer and cigs
turbojolt
16-10-13, 09:44 AM
this noise *WURR WURR WURR CLICK CLICK*
turbojolt
16-10-13, 10:30 AM
no the noise of a old piece of **** transit not starting, its the straw that's snapped the camels back i'm phoning up some agencies and seeing if I can get some temp work or something had enough now..
Finding the previous owners mega bodge jobs whilst renovating our house
Why can't people just do a job correctly ffs, some off the bodges would of taken longer to do than properly lol
turbojolt
16-10-13, 12:48 PM
Finding the previous owners mega bodge jobs whilst renovating our house
Why can't people just do a job correctly ffs, some off the bodges would of taken longer to do than properly lol
worse bodge ive ever heard off was some pikeys doing a block paving job, when it all had to be pulled up they found that instead of digging down all the way they cut 70 to 80% of the blocks in half :confused: must have taken forever!
Why can't people just do a job correctly ffs, some off the bodges would of taken longer to do than properly lol
Because some people have no pride in owt they do.
All I can say is,people like that are keeping Horlicks in business!
Boiler has been broken a week now and still no one has turned up to fix it :(
Jeff16v
21-10-13, 08:03 PM
A four year old girl, purple nail varnish and red lipstick. Add in carpet and an expensive white cotton duvet set. :-)
jimbob-mcgrew
21-10-13, 09:42 PM
almost everything...
... lucky im an emotionless b4stard or I might have got upset
Some ****er just stole the wee man's bmx
millworm
21-10-13, 10:11 PM
Some ****er just stole the wee man's bmx
Can't have anything nice these days mate
turbojolt
22-10-13, 12:16 PM
gsf advertising a battery for my transit on special offer at £49, but when you go to the shop they want £67 quid :wtf:
novadave24
22-10-13, 03:24 PM
going in to work this moring and see my work mate has bought a golf mk2 makes me want to buy one so much power :)
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mk1nova_rich
22-10-13, 07:25 PM
Had to sit through an hour n half long Health & Safety course at work :(
bazzap8389
23-10-13, 07:09 PM
Just got pulled over from the police for hitting my horn at them for cutting me up???
Baz did you not know police can do no wrong when driving?
mk1nova_rich
23-10-13, 07:56 PM
Just got pulled over from the police for hitting my horn at them for cutting me up???
I somehow managed to resist beeping at a copper who blocked my way by stopping on the hashed yellows at a junction...prick
bazzap8389
23-10-13, 08:13 PM
Baz did you not know police can do no wrong when driving?so they think anyway lol I told the cunts straight after he denied it.
I somehow managed to resist beeping at a copper who blocked my way by stopping on the hashed yellows at a junction...prick what a ****.
maddogdaz666
29-10-13, 05:40 PM
****ing ******* piece of **** scumbag cunts breaking in to my van and taking about £3k of mainly dewalt power tools out of my piece of **** workvan in broad daylight at Toys R Us in birstall
petrolhead19
29-10-13, 05:46 PM
Finding out the mot certificate that came with my ****ing car is fraudulent and is for a saxo but has all the details of my nova on it :@
mk1nova_rich
29-10-13, 05:57 PM
****ing ******* piece of **** scumbag cunts breaking in to my van and taking about £3k of mainly dewalt power tools out of my piece of **** workvan in broad daylight at Toys R Us in birstall
Sorry to hear that mate :( car park is camera'd up so may be worth contacting security
Combo van starter motor failing in front of a very interested prospective buyer,"yeah,runs fine,i use it for work everyday" click click click.
Never felt so fukking embarrassed in my whole life.
needless to say the van is still in my possession lol
duff starter removed too
****ing ******* piece of **** scumbag cunts breaking in to my van and taking about £3k of mainly dewalt power tools out of my piece of **** workvan in broad daylight at Toys R Us in birstall
Works or your own?
They covered?
Oxygen thieving fukking gutter snakes!
maddogdaz666
29-10-13, 11:13 PM
Works van
its a piece of ****
company don't cover ****
carpark security was useless
pissed off is a massive understatement.
all I wanna do is smash some cunts face in and then knock **** out of a fast car
bazzap8389
30-10-13, 12:01 AM
Gutted for you mate, far too many thieving cunts going about nowadays. Will you have to pay to replace the tools or will your work get them for you?
maddogdaz666
30-10-13, 11:16 AM
Nope, unfortunately work see it as my tools my responsibility. It's annoying as hell, I need the tools to earn money to replace them!!!
Spark Energy. Bunch of absolute muppets.
Spark Energy. Bunch of absolute muppets.
Do tell us more :)
chrisd1986
31-10-13, 04:34 PM
Halloween, just want to shoot all the scrounging little basterds that know on my door
Halloween, just want to shoot all the scrounging little basterds that know on my door
We had them asking for cash last year
Halloween is a load of American crap
You're both miserable chunt. Did you not do anything fun while you were kids?
1. asking for cash is illegal, so don't give it
2. halloween is actually a british thing & it went to america & then came back.. i was trick or treating in the 70's & it was hugely popular...until kids started getting hold of fireworks & then started throwing them at other people
When I was a kid Halloween was still in America
Bonfire/fireworks night yes, going round begging for sweets/cash no lol
Edd your younger than me iirc... So it couldn't have been. As i did it when i was a kid (an older, would tonight but have no make up)
Oh ok i'm 32... So not far off...
getting covered in ink from our office printer cos my brother sqeezed a black cartridge when replacing it & i got the job of sorting it out as the ink went into all 4 colour pots.....it won't come off... i tried thinners, petrol, swarfega & tyre buffer(really!!) & i still look like i nicked something from a clothes shop.....
mk1nova_rich
31-10-13, 08:20 PM
Halloween, just want to shoot all the scrounging little basterds that know on my door
We hardly had any so I've just had 3 months worth of chocolate :tard:
deneil_gsi2000
01-11-13, 05:07 PM
Knocked a box of valve collets of the shelf in the shed and only finding 31 of them b#$×÷cks lol
Discovering I'd accidentally been paid 100 hours more than I should of. Huge palaver as I've been taxed and they can't take money back from my bank etc
1. asking for cash is illegal, so don't give it
2. halloween is actually a british thing & it went to america & then came back.. i was trick or treating in the 70's & it was hugely popular...until kids started getting hold of fireworks & then started throwing them at other people
Actually you're wrong.
Trick or treat comes from Ireland,many hundreds of years ago,irish would knock on doors on Halloween begging and if they were given something,they would bless the person with good fortune,if not they would "trick" them.Hence trick or treat.
Iv read this many times,Americans just fukked it like everything it involved "ca'andy"
mk1nova_rich
01-11-13, 08:42 PM
Actually you're wrong.
Trick or treat comes from Ireland,many hundreds of years ago,irish would knock on doors on Halloween begging and if they were given something,they would bless the person with good fortune,if not they would "trick" them.Hence trick or treat.
Iv read this many times,Americans just fukked it like everything it involved "ca'andy"
Thats cos 90% of the American population think they are Irish lol
maddogdaz666
01-11-13, 09:19 PM
Signums gearbox has spat it's dummy out, we lost 5th gear about a month ago, but just have been going from 4th to 6th, but now doesn't wanna go in reverse. :( need to get it sorted a lot sooner than I thought.
Only getting £4750 for an 07 plate Type R tonight. Never buying a cat C car again.
ah, yes.... Ireland, which until they finally became independent in 1923, was a region of Britain.....
most septics aren't 'oirish', they are from many other ethnic origins
Britain is too vague.
Bullsh1t name really.
"hi im from Britain"
No..........
sorry, but from a legal standpoint, you are a british citizen.
LOL
When I fill in forms it says other,i tick that then it says "please specify"-English/england.
PicklesSE8
01-11-13, 09:48 PM
Taking my car in for what I hoped would be a £15 puncture repair, turned out to need new front discs and pads, brake fluid, anti roll bar links, a number plate light and an MOT (which expired a week ago). To top it all, the slow puncture was actually a cracked alloy :mad: An expensive day
Where the funk did you take it? Kwikfit?
As above, they proper saw you coming im afraid lol
PicklesSE8
01-11-13, 10:47 PM
Not really, I work there so saw everything that needed doing :roll:
No offence but you really need to take better care of your motor then mate, i know exactly what does or doesnt need doing on both my car and my van, never let the mot or tax expire and anything that goes wrong gets sorted immediately, nova needs nowt doing, and the van needs a pair of arb droplinks fitting which ive got, but not got round to doing!
That way nothing barring a sudden failure, can creep up on you and leave you with an expensive trip to the garage!
As said, i dont mean that to sound like im having a go, just making an observation!
PicklesSE8
01-11-13, 11:15 PM
Yea I know what you're saying, didn't realise how low the pads were and never thought the wheel would be cracked (its on the inner edge), first sign of any problems and I'll get it looked at, was just a bit of a shock but certainly didn't know the MOT had run out :tard: At the end of the day its my wifes car so I'd never intentionally let her drive something that isn't safe (hence todays £500 bill)
Fair play mate, like i say that sounds harsh but i dont mean it that way at all, i used to be like that, ignore lights and wait till tyres burst before replacing them and such, but its sooooo much cheaper in the long run to jump on problems and fix them as they arise :d
PicklesSE8
01-11-13, 11:29 PM
Yea thats cool mate, obviously tyres and things that you can see I get done straight away, also I've got a new alloy arriving tomorrow as I didn't fancy getting this one fixed (it's a 19" Vectra C snowflake which I think are quite prone to cracking anyway)
chrisd1986
01-11-13, 11:31 PM
Fair play mate, like i say that sounds harsh but i dont mean it that way at all, i used to be like that, ignore lights and wait till tyres burst before replacing them and such, but its sooooo much cheaper in the long run to jump on problems and fix them as they arise :d
I try and be like this but when turbo, clutch, full exhaust and a cambelt kit is due on a vw and xmas is coming im thinking I need a new car lol altho I did fit 4 new tyres this year
dgbnova#1
02-11-13, 12:11 AM
Omg were to start went to tax van mot expired
Take van for mot fails on screen wash jets, rear disco lights, headlight high on os, and wheel barring on ns, advisoryb on cv gators.
Not to bad unless you have a torn mussel and in major pain.
Wheel baring hung on till the death exploded the whole 9 yards it was a bitch to do.
Tryed to insure somethin else instead and van insurance is only swoop to another van so instead of resting my arm had to get van fixed and now got to re test tomorrow but will be to late to work by then so no rest today and now now working tomorrow not a happy man.
Jeff16v
04-11-13, 09:52 PM
Idiot doctors paging me on-call telling me patients are gonna die unless I reset their email passwords for them. On call I.T sucks. Since he pissed me off I refused to do it, he should of been polite.
The muppet on the phone earlier to me "who should I ask for help then, the pope?" I wish I could answer that question honestly, lol
How many more idiots till 8am tomorrow?
Went to go look at a discovery 300tdi advertised on gumtree earlier.
Seller stated "no rust at all" and was "perfect"
Utter rubbish,inner wings rotten,feeble attempt at covering it with waxoyl.
Oil all over underneath,and incredibly the gearbox SUMP PLUG WAS MISSING.
Luckily I arrived earlier and had a look before my attention was diverted,never even opened a door,he turned up and I said im off,not as you described.
Even had the audacity to send me a text calling me strange....not strange,sensible.Gimp.
The search continues.
I seen a sapphire Cosworth tonight and I now want one but dont think I can get one
Idiot doctors paging me on-call telling me patients are gonna die unless I reset their email passwords for them. On call I.T sucks. Since he pissed me off I refused to do it, he should of been polite.
The muppet on the phone earlier to me "who should I ask for help then, the pope?" I wish I could answer that question honestly, lol
How many more idiots till 8am tomorrow?
Tell them its not ITIL compliant for you to do password resets, you should have a service desk full of fresh-outta-uni graduates doing that on £15k a year lol
Jeff16v
06-11-13, 12:09 PM
Tell them its not ITIL compliant for you to do password resets, you should have a service desk full of fresh-outta-uni graduates doing that on £15k a year lol
We do but they finish working at 5pm and don't start till even thinking about working till after 9am, not out of hours. Us hughly skilled muppets do that for a lot more an hour. lol
TeddyThom
07-11-13, 06:48 PM
I seem to attract idiots. Just had a friend of my brothers ask me about a smell of fuel. So I gave him a few possibilities... Then he proceeded to try and brag about how he is gonna be putting a puma engine in it. Before I got too technical, i mentioned about putting better brakes on it so he would be able to stop... Stupid c**t then said how do I change the caliper then? :wall::wall::wall:
dgbnova#1
07-11-13, 06:55 PM
I seem to attract idiots. Just had a friend of my brothers ask me about a smell of fuel. So I gave him a few possibilities... Then he proceeded to try and brag about how he is gonna be putting a puma engine in it. Before I got too technical, i mentioned about putting better brakes on it so he would be able to stop... Stupid c**t then said how do I change the caliper then? :wall::wall::wall:
Sound get me his number I have a running puma here he can buy!
Having to eat my ham and egg salad with a funking spoon as we appear to have a fork thief going through our staff kitchen
TeddyThom
08-11-13, 03:35 PM
Sound get me his number I have a running puma here he can buy!
:wall::wall: Stupid **** on a well known auction site sending me the wrong distributor!! :wall::wall: I guess my nova isn't going to be running this weekend after all
phunkynova
08-11-13, 03:41 PM
Having to eat my ham and egg salad with a funking spoon as we appear to have a fork thief going through our staff kitchen
I think you should report your fork-ing thief to the Police :d
people at work being incapable of thinking for themselves, resulting in me getting drenched in a drainage trench, and then the same people having to rip out stuff they'd installed wrongly, having a strop & generally causing me to get even more drenched.
ps. my default at work is not to get into a strop over little things, as they rarely get better because of swearing & throwing shovels round.. i prefer to simply fix the problem & carry on.
TeddyThom
09-11-13, 07:41 PM
Not being able to find my cam pulley bolt and being sent the wrong distributor.
SimonTW
14-11-13, 08:54 AM
People who bid or buy stuff on ebay then take days or weeks to pay or just don't even pay.
Novasport
14-11-13, 02:15 PM
Great isnt it. Ebay do sod all about it as well. But, if the buyer gets the item but doesnt like it then ebay will refund them whether you like it or not! Hold on a minute, who are they making fees out of? Is it not the seller rather than the buyer. But yet the scammers, sorry buyers get all the rights
mk1nova_rich
14-11-13, 03:51 PM
Bloke in the unit next to my work who is 'restoring' a 1990 Mini which he bought for £300 in bits but all there etc. I'm guessing he is doing it on a budget but a good job is still possible...
It needed a rear subframe so he bought a new one...then bolted the rusty radius arms and brake drums to it, with rusty old bolts - why not spent an hour with a wire wheel and some black Hammerite, then new shoes and cylinders?
He has paid £60 for Stevie Wonder to pigeon **** some repairs onto the heelboards then not finished the bodywork before bolting the subframe in
He has fitted the engine, filthy and unserviced into the shell which still needs a new front panel and otyer bodywork around the front end...
Really frustrating me :mad:lol
What a crap day...
There's been a colleague who has been unhappy at work for the past 2 months or so, and today was her day to go up in arms lol She'd been fine all morning and went on her break as usual at 12 (for an hour) came 1.10 and we started to wonder whether she'd been caught in traffic or not. anyway minutes carried on ticking down and a text came through to my manager at 1.40 to say she'd had enough and wasn't coming back into work again lol and with no cover to hand today has been ****....
£156 for power ****ing steering pipes ffs.
£156 for power ****ing steering pipes ffs.
for what??
can't a local hydraulic shop do them cheaper?
What a crap day...
There's been a colleague who has been unhappy at work for the past 2 months or so, and today was her day to go up in arms lol She'd been fine all morning and went on her break as usual at 12 (for an hour) came 1.10 and we started to wonder whether she'd been caught in traffic or not. anyway minutes carried on ticking down and a text came through to my manager at 1.40 to say she'd had enough and wasn't coming back into work again lol and with no cover to hand today has been ****....
what was her job??
Accuracy Check Technician (Dispenser in a pharmacy)
it doesn't sound that stressful, simply make sure the right amount of the right stuff is supplied.... is she a bit high strung??
for what??
can't a local hydraulic shop do them cheaper?
Land Rover Discovery 2
Land Rover only part.
Devastated lol
is it a solid pipe then? cos you can get joiners for that.. i've fixed hiabs that way before..
if its a flexi, then someone somewhere will be able to fix it.
what about a breakers??
solid pipe yeah,about 10feets worth in total,then a couple of flexi's.
Solid had rotted away.
Breakers would be a false economy IF I found one as they will no doubt be the same,as its in front of the rad in an area ya cant get to,nobody will have rust proofed them.
I did as soon as they were fitted,ballache of a job!
look around for a hiab/taillift place. they'll be able to sort you.
maddogdaz666
18-11-13, 12:02 AM
To55ers that can't use motorways! Either sit in the middle lane. Or lanes 3 and 4 and not use them all correctly. And the daft tw@ts that don't use the slip roads ad join a motorway at 40mph! Fu£kTards!
novadave24
19-11-13, 12:26 AM
I had a crap day at work and then come home to find out my cat has been ran over only 4 years old still had like 10 more years what is matter with people having to run things over I fill so mad
To55ers that can't use motorways! Either sit in the middle lane. Or lanes 3 and 4 and not use them all correctly. And the daft tw@ts that don't use the slip roads ad join a motorway at 40mph! Fu£kTards!
i agree with you there.... the rules are easy... keep to the left, go to the right to pass, then pull back in again...
as for slip roads, you should use them to match the speed of the motorway traffic... i've never really seen people bumble onto the carriageway at 40, most of them round here arrive at nearer 90 lol
as for slip roads, you should use them to match the speed of the motorway traffic... i've never really seen people bumble onto the carriageway at 40, most of them round here arrive at nearer 90 lol
Really? Wow you need to come out delivering with me... I'm held up everytime when trying to get on the motorway..
maddogdaz666
19-11-13, 10:23 AM
I had to undertake a few on the slip road, on the way back from Dover. It's rediculus, it should be part of your lessons an test,
Funny isnt it, a road you'll drive on the most isn't part of the test.... Crazy really.
I undertake on the slip road all the time.
ocdstigy
19-11-13, 03:57 PM
3inches of snow...................
bazzap8389
19-11-13, 04:18 PM
3inches of snow...................
We didn't get as much as that here but bring it on I say I want to get skiing this weekend lol
Really? Wow you need to come out delivering with me... I'm held up everytime when trying to get on the motorway..
benn, I've driven wagons on & off since 1995. I've even had people try to come in between my wagon & drag trailer at well over my 56mph!!! one particular favourite was when I was driving down the a34 near newbury in my car at a quite reasonable speed to be undertaken by a Vectra estate coming up the sliproad. i'd hazard a guess at 100mph, based on my speed... & the small dingy he was towing was about 2' higher in the air than it should have been lol lol lol...
To55ers that can't use motorways! Either sit in the middle lane. Or lanes 3 and 4 and not use them all correctly. And the daft tw@ts that don't use the slip roads ad join a motorway at 40mph! Fu£kTards!
This^ see it every morning and every afternoon. White van men sitting in the outside at 50 with nothing infront of them boils my pÃ*ss too.
Funny isnt it, a road you'll drive on the most isn't part of the test.... Crazy really.
I undertake on the slip road all the time.
as long as you are at the same speed as the traffic on the main carriageway, and you leave a reasonable gap, undertaking on the sliproad is perfectly legal....
blasting down it as fast as you can then crapping yourself & trying to play chicken when you find a line of trucks there should be a hanging offence
Some theiving ****, has helped themselves to the heko wind deflectors off my combo, ffs, think i saw them on the van in question this morning, passed it and id not realised they were missing as i hadnt woken up properly :cry:
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