word association

[Nova-Flair]

it tasted like

[locky]

a very large

[MattyWoo]

bucket of hairy

[locky]

Mickys hedgehogs which

[MattyWoo]

caused great distress

[Cara]

to everyone because

[locky]

they are baldish

[twotone]

and have very

[Anton]

sexy legs, which

[Chris LR]

can be a

[MattyWoo]

scary prospect for

[locky]

All that lick

[Phil_G]

puddles of urine

[Nova1.6]

from a monkey.

[Anton]

The monkey went

[MattyWoo]

To antons house

[Anton]

to buy some

[MattyWoo]

of his interior

[Anton]

which had sticky

[Cara]

cum stains and

[MattyWoo]

monkey poo. The

[Anton]

fat bloke from

[MattyWoo]

sheep dips dreams

[twotone]

was there wearing

[Mr Dan]

a pair of

[MattyWoo]

hairy gorilla hands

[Nova-Flair]

which had huge

[Anton]

fingers, for inserting

[MattyWoo]

into his cambelt :wink:

[Anton]

and mattywoo's tight

[Nova1.6]

exit hole that

[MattyWoo]

caused him distress.

[Nova1.6]

Andy playing Eye-spy

[Anton]

and chatting up

[wisewood]

Leanne, Neil's Girlfriend :lol:

[Anton]

and gently touching

[Nova1.6]

neil's knees and

[wisewood]

leannes inner thigh

[Anton]

and she said

[Nova1.6]

oooh suit you!

[Anton]

Then neil inserted

[Nova1.6]

his 3 + half floppy

[Anton]

slowly into Leanne

[wisewood]

into the ignition

[Alex]

both at once

[Nova1.6]

because he's brilliant

[Anton]

inside his head

[wisewood]

before he's awake

[Nova1.6]

. Alex's engine bay

[Anton]

was cleaned by

[wisewood]

Sheep Dips Girlfriend

[Anton]

using her tounge

[wisewood]

and turkish delight

[Chris LR]

which made it

[wisewood]

much stickier and

[Chris LR]

smelt a little

[wisewood]

vaguely like mackerel

[Chris LR]

which wasn't good

[wisewood]

because Alex was

[Chris LR]

planning to put

[wisewood]

a 2litre fishtank

[Chris LR]

full of very

[wisewood]

small crabs into

[Chris LR]

the passenger footwell

[wisewood]

alongside his collection

[Chris LR]

of small spiders

[wisewood]

and dwarf rabbits

[Cara]

with six testicles

[Chris LR]

and 12 inches

[wisewood]

of plastic ruler

[Chris LR]

shaped like a

[Anton]

rusty austin metro

[Chris LR]

in vomit yellow

[wisewood]

with rust trim

[Chris LR]

and cardboard engine

[Anton]

which was driven

[wisewood]

by ChrisSR very

[Chris LR]

skillfully into a

[Anton]

backstreet strip joint

[Chris LR]

and suvvived to

[wisewood]

almost kill a

[Anton]

striper called jorden

[Nova1.6]

with silk-violet nipples

[Mr Dan]

which could warn

[Chris LR]

of incoming missiles

[Anton]

like sheepdips small

[Mr Dan]

banana which could

[Chris LR]

mess up your

[Anton]

kitchen lyno and

[Nova1.6]

and chicken clitoris

[Anton]

and american pie

[Chris LR]

topped with cherry

[Anton]

from neils girlfriend

[Chris LR]

who was keen

[Nova1.6]

to marry sheep dip

[Chris LR]

in his dreams

[Nova1.6]

which come real

[Chris LR]

in his dreams

[Nova1.6]

and in life

[mikeoxford]

leannes dildo was

[APHILBIN]

very worn because

[Chris LR]

it was used

[Nova1.6]

Chris_sr and MikeOxford

[MattyWoo]

were dreaming of

[Nova1.6]

leanne's gooey dildo

[MattyWoo]

but they realised

[wisewood]

actually a real

[MattyWoo]

dildo would improve

[wisewood]

her sex life

[frillip]

due to the fact....

[wisewood]

**(three words only please)**

that Neil is

[frillip]

touching her whilst

[MattyWoo]

they were driving

[wisewood]

from Milton Keynes

[MattyWoo]

but she realised

[wisewood]

wisewood was much

[MattyWoo]

too turned on

[wisewood]

to remain standing

[MattyWoo]

outside. So she

[wisewood]

rubbed his... ... ... seat

[MattyWoo]

and demanded he

[wisewood]

take a seat

[MattyWoo]

on her knee

[wisewood]

and touch the

[Anton]

shiny gear knob

[wisewood]

between his legs :lol:

[Anton]

which was very

[wisewood]

stiff to move

[Anton]

. She decided to

[wisewood]

play with herself

[Nova1.6]

and neil's nob

(leanne will be reading this you know so it's your lives that will be at risk!)

[Anton]

in a classroom

[wisewood]

while sucking on


(Neil, she wouldn't hurt me, she loves me :D)
(**Leanne... Sorry... only a bit of fun**)

[Anton]

a large lollypop

[wisewood]

shaped like a

[Anton]

small french monkey

[wisewood]

with arthritic toes

[MattyWoo]

and a limp

[Anton]

which was caused

[MattyWoo]

by orange david

[Nova1.6]

who's cheep as

[Anton]

chips! :lol: And attracted

[MattyWoo]

lots of moths

[frillip]

around her head

[mikeoxford]

was spunk from

[frillip]

neils rather small

[mikeoxford]

tickle tackle. Mike

[frillip]

whilst touching leanne's

[mikeoxford]

fuzzy fl@ps, gave

[frillip]

him self a

[mikeoxford]

round of aplause

[frillip]

for being such

[mikeoxford]

diamond geezer. On

[frillip]

his jack jones

[mikeoxford]

he gave leanne

[frillip]

a small package

[mikeoxford]

full of fun

[frillip]

which was not

[mikeoxford]

drugs. Bonnet vents

[frillip]

became very loose

[mikeoxford]

having hand cuffed

[frillip]

her to them

[wisewood]

and driven down

[mikeoxford]

memory lane. The

[frillip]

car suddenly decided

[wisewood]

to pretend to

[Anton]

dress up as

[MattyWoo]

mr david dickenson

[Anton]

aka The Duke :D

[Mr Dan]

because it was

[mikeoxford]

cheap as chips :twisted:

[Chris LR]

like Sheep Dip's

[frillip]

little red nova

*no offence*

[Alex]

which really is

[Chris LR]

a heap of

[frillip]

smelly stinky steaming

[Alex]

birds instant custard

[frillip]

that only cost

[mikeoxford]

ALOT OF MONEY

:evil:

c'mon guys!!! - think weve all given neil enough grief over his missus l8ly

[Nova1.6]

. WW3 started in

[frillip]

mike's bedroom when

[Matt Finary]

wisewood said to

[Anton]

him that he

[Nova1.6]

must follow the

[MattyWoo]

yellow brick road

[wisewood]

to find Oz.

[MattyWoo]

all he found

[wisewood]

were doritos and

[frillip]

a rather large

[wisewood]

smoked trout that

[frillip]

decided that it

[wisewood]

couldn't swim to

[frillip]

the other side

[MattyWoo]

of the bowl

[frillip]

this was because

[MattyWoo]

his head disappeared

[Anton]

down the toilet

[MattyWoo]

after a rat

[Anton]

which was wearing

[APHILBIN]

big pink fluffy

[Chris LR]

Duke style spectacles

[MattyWoo]

and cilla black

[Chris LR]

who wanted Wisewood

[Anton]

to make a

[Nova1.6]

blue peter paper

[Anton]

2 feed his (unblock me neil! :evil: )

[MattyWoo]

pet wombat named

[Anton]

dr dre. He

[MattyWoo]

Spoke complete shit!!!

[Anton]

because he had

[Matt Finary]

been smoking weed

[Cara]

wuth my mum

[Anton]

and the duke

[MattyWoo]

in the shed

[Nova1.6]

and the little-one said

[Nova-Flair]

roll over punk!

[Anton]

Meanwhile Leanne was

[Nova-Flair]

roll over punk!

[mikeoxford]

... Meanwhile Leanne was...

enjoying having a




(im assumin the duplicate post shouldnt be there)

[Anton]

mcdonalds burger, with

[Chris LR]

a nice little

[Anton]

box of fries

[mikeoxford]

whilst neil was

[ade]

pulling his chicken...





:x :lol:

[Nova1.6]

'Mc Chicken Sandwich'
outa the bag


(please dont comment on me and leanne pease)

[ade]

(oh very niceley swerved!)

his mayo exploded


:o

[Nova1.6]

with the lettuce

[frillip]

going all over

[mikeoxford]

leannes hot applepie

:twisted:

[frillip]

then summink happened

[MattyWoo]

police burst in :wink:

[frillip]

kicked down door

[Nova1.6]

(i said not me and leanne!)

and then danced

[Matt Finary]

around the big

[frillip]

funny shaped object :)

[mikeoxford]

AKA the maypole

[frillip]

which was positioned

[mikeoxford]

in centre of

[frillip]

mikes car. Then

[wisewood]

comedian phil jupitus

[frillip]

sudennly walked in

[mikeoxford]

smelling of fish.

[frillip]

just like mikes

[mikeoxford]

frozen fish fingers

[frillip]

like he sells

[mikeoxford]

from wisewoods garden

[frillip]

this was because

[mikeoxford]

wisewoods big freezer

[frillip]

was very big!!

[wisewood]

and quite cold