word association

[Ric 16v]

just saw this post on roybacer with loads of words on it which has run into 77 pages so our's just has to be better so get typing !!!! I'll pick a word to start with: legs

[Mr_Moo]

Good ones 2 do are

3 word stories....

So i say

"It was a"

then next person carries it on from there

or 1 word stories......can be funny =D

[MattyWoo]

Very Sexy Lady :twisted:

[Mr_Moo]

and she had

[MattyWoo]

A very tasty

[mikesri]

PAIR OF LARGE

[MattyWoo]

Definately very nice

[mikesri]

KNEE HIGH BOOTS

[MattyWoo]

I glanced over

[rustboy]

at her incredibly

[Mr_Moo]

round, big, pert :D

[MattyWoo]

Baps (subtle i know :D ). She smiled

[mikesri]

RIGHT IN TO

[Mr_Moo]

my big black

[mikesri]

car where i

[MattyWoo]

Was having a

[Mr_Moo]

f u c k i n g amazing w a n k

[Ben (lurk75)]

tasting cheese pasty :lol:

[carltoncrazy]

lol ok and i get called childish.

[Mr_Moo]

This is humour :D

[Mr_Moo]

This is humour :D

& u used more than 3 words....and wasnt continuing the story :D :D :D

[carltoncrazy]

shit sorry guys

[Mr_Moo]

LOL!


f u c k i n g amazing w a n k

Was last 3 words....

[Ben (lurk75)]

what about my pasty :?:

[wisewood]

tasting cheese pasty...


And stroking my...

:D

[Ben (lurk75)]

pet rabbit monty....

[wisewood]

while trying to

[dangermousegsi]

answer the phone.......

[Alex]

To my lovely

[Phil_G]

leather clad gimp ( oooo-errr)

[jon_boy]

who was beating...

[MattyWoo]

Lots of Eggs.

[Ben (lurk75)]

with a baseballbat

[mikesri]

whilst fondeling his

[Ben (lurk75)]

delia smith cookbook

[mikesri]

My pimp however....

[Phil_G]

was practicing his

[mikesri]

fine art of

[Ben (lurk75)]

bikini line waxing

[mikesri]

He was playing

[MattyWoo]

a large tambourine

[Alex]

while trying to

[kevw]

polish a turd

[wisewood]

with his scrotum

[Ben (lurk75)]

dangling over fire

[kevw]

things got scary

[wisewood]

when he realised

[MattyWoo]

That he was

[wisewood]

having homosexual thoughts...

[Alex]

about his hairy

[wisewood]

uncle franks armpits.

[Alex]

which were quite

[wisewood]

sweaty and odourant

[Alex]

just like a

[wisewood]

camels scrotal sack

[Alex]

Meanwhile back at

[wisewood]

stately Wayne Mannor :D

[Alex]

there was trouble

[wisewood]

POWW BIFFFF SOCK!!!

:D:D:D

[Alex]

Leaping layabouts batman

[wisewood]

"What's up Robin?"

[Alex]

Batgirls playing with

[wisewood]

cat womans pussy

[Alex]

and the Joker

[wisewood]

is masturbating with

[Alex]

a small banjo

[wisewood]

and some spinach

[Alex]

however popeye was

[wisewood]

lubricating olive oil

[Alex]

with a big

[wisewood]

HANDFULL OF WAX

[Alex]

which came from

[wisewood]

the depths of

[Alex]

Castle Graysculls large

[wisewood]

shark infested moat

[Alex]

complete with a

[wisewood]

internet ready PC.

[Alex]

which was downloading

[wisewood]

thundercats videos which

[Alex]

chitara was looking

[wisewood]

very fit in :D



(i think it is time i let someone else play the game for a while)

[Alex]

i think we should

[jon_boy]

her black leather..

[Phil_G]

longjohns and hat

[dave.gsi]

suddenly she said

[Ben (lurk75)]

hit me with

[Ben (lurk75)]

your rythm stick

(i know its cheating)

[mikesri]

And with that

[dave.gsi]

she took off

[mikesri]

hat and longjohns

[Mr_Moo]

she then decided

[ade]

to spank the

[Ben (lurk75)]

silver grey fox

[Alex]

which was currently

[Ben (lurk75)]

in the zoo

[kevw]

eating a seagull

[jon_boy]

which really made..

[Ben (lurk75)]

shy-fx a murderer

[RobIsGrt18]

who the fcuk......

[Ben (lurk75)]

ate the pies


(im making this quite hard arent i :roll: )

[Phil_G]

and chetara said

[mikesri]

tease my pussy

[Phil_G]

with a green

[mikesri]

Silky grass snake

[Phil_G]

made of jelly

[Alex]

flavoured like blackcurrent

[mikesri]

which quivered like

[Phil_G]

a quivery thing

[Ben (lurk75)]

quivering a lot

[Phil_G]

on a flat

[Ben (lurk75)]

yankee aircraft carrier

[Tilly]

sitting on seats

[Anonymous]

cumfortable

[Tilly]

having a Bud

[Alex]

yep true, true

[Ben (lurk75)]

said adam & eve


(i wondered how long til it went tits up)

[mikesri]

who were playing

[Tilly]

Spin the bottle 8)

[Ben (lurk75)]

in the clouds

[mikesri]

on cloud nine

[Tilly]

pink fluffy ones

[wisewood]

with silver lining

[mikesri]

and built in

[MattyWoo]

Manual Windscreen Wipers

[Tilly]

Subs and Amps

[wisewood]

and "trendy" LED's

[jon_boy]

and tinted windows

[Phil_G]

complete with bubbles

[MattyWoo]

and Michael Jackson

[Phil_G]

who were both

[dave.gsi]

spanking their monkeys

[Phil_G]

whilst they tidied

[kevw]

their wine racks

[Alex]

that were full

[jon_boy]

of AK47's and....

[dave.gsi]

small furry animals

[Alex]

which were very

[ade]

agressive and had

[ade]

huge long pointy

[mikesri]

cocks coming out

[Tilly]

of their heads

[ade]

which wobbled sensuosly

[kevw]

like a-bowl-of jelly

[Mr_Moo]

but their balls....

[MattyWoo]

Seemed mysteriously like

[Mr_Moo]

badgers toe nails

[MattyWoo]

Dipped in custard

[Phil_G]

and coated in

[Cara]

which looks like

[Cara]

to come from

[kevw]

and he wants

[Cara]

to unleash his

[Tilly]

orange juice lol

[Mr_Moo]

that gets it

[Phil_G]

trapped in a

[Mr_Moo]

tight bold pussy

[Tilly]

let me out

[dangermousegsi]

she screamed as........

[Cara]

she was about

[Mr_Moo]

to swallow a

[kevw]

big slimey frog

[locky]

With very large

[jon_boy]

and slimey feet

[Alex]

which were currently

[Mr_Moo]

on 16s, but :D

[dave.gsi]

were still rubbing

[ade]

his hot crouch! :o

[Phil_G]

which was currently

[dave.gsi]

under arrest for

[Tilly]

his taste in

[Alex]

cottage cheese and

[Cara]

pink spandex pants

[Tilly]

He bends down

[Mr_Moo]

wisewood flops it

[Tilly]

around your head

[Cara]

whilst he's singin

[Mr_Moo]

barbie girl, in

[dangermousegsi]

a yellow submerine

[dave.gsi]

whilst exposing his

[dangermousegsi]

green tatran wig

[Alex]

pet llama which

[mikesri]

came in seconds

[Tilly]

to look at

[locky]

how many

[Phil_G]

goats were in

(btw locky you plank - that was only two words :lol: *slaps you on wrists*)


phil

[dave.gsi]

stupid frog costumes

[Phil_G]

whilst singing Bon-jovi

[jon_boy]

and then they..

[dangermousegsi]

started doin doughnuts

[Alex]

all over the

[Tilly]

green green grass

[simon@novaheaven]

making a mess

[Mr_Moo]

of the paintwork

[jon_boy]

but then a...

[Mr_Moo]

Great big, hairy

[dave.gsi]

girl from london

[locky]

came along and

[mikesri]

showed her muff

[Cara]

but it wasn't

[jon_boy]

all that hairy..

[Tilly]

oh my god

[dave.gsi]

said the policeman

[AustinPowersNova]

cruised slowly showing

[ade]

his phat truncheon

[Phil_G]

covered in studs

[dave.gsi]

when suddenly the

[simon@novaheaven]

monkey jumped out

[Alex]

from behind the

[bfuller]

copper's rear end

[dave.gsi]

and grabbed his

[simon@novaheaven]

so solid album

[jon_boy]

and his truncheon..

[dave.gsi]

and shoved them

[simon@novaheaven]

deep inside the

[Tilly]

the rear of

[wisewood]

his duffle bag

[jon_boy]

then he slapped..

[Tilly]

about with his

[Matt Finary]

bag of pick and mix

[mikesri]

luring young goats

[jon_boy]

into his den

[mikesri]

which was full.....

[dave.gsi]

of tuna cans

[Tilly]

and w.k.d

[Phil_G]

which he gives

[Tilly]

to his pet

[Mr_Moo]

called Meat 'Ed

[Phil_G]

who isnt dead

[simon@novaheaven]

but is invisible

[Mr_Moo]

to Ford Granadas :P

[jon_boy]

and lotus sunbeams....?!????

[Tilly]

so when he

[Alex]

logged onto novaload

[mikesri]

he found out

[simon@novaheaven]

someone had posted

[mikesri]

a large cock

[wisewood]

For Sale, ?200

[mikesri]

What a bargin!!

[Tilly]

must have it

[wisewood]

so i can

[Tilly]

no not u

[wisewood]

oh alright then

[jon_boy]

but then a......

[Mr_Moo]

larger c o c k appeared

[locky]

and then said

[Mr_Moo]

Ive been sick!

[dave.gsi]

that green aftershock

[Tilly]

is nasty stuff

[dave.gsi]

but good stuff!! :lol:

[simon@novaheaven]

He ran quickly