word association

[mikeoxford]

like phils phone

[frillip]

he really wishes!

[mikeoxford]

for a big willy

[frillip]

for some reason

[mikeoxford]

it was inverted

[frillip]

to a fanny :?

[Chris LR]

shaped like a

[wisewood]

bag of peas

[Anton]

bought from chris_SR

[wisewood]

cheap as chips

[Anton]

He also bought

[wisewood]

some scrumpy which

[mikeoxford]

was cheap as .......

:twisted:

[wisewood]

two pounds twenty

[Mr Dan]

because it was

[Nova1.6]

from Netto's (Scandinavian for value) freezer.

[Chris LR]

Meanwhile in Iceland

[mikeoxford]

a shortage of

[Chris LR]

young blonde women

[Cara]

with large beards

[Chris LR]

and pointy ears

[Cara]

called sheep dip

[Chris LR]

who like to

[Cara]

wear pink spandex

[Chris LR]

in the shower

[Cara]

singin christmas carols

[Chris LR]

to an audience

[mikeoxford]

malteaser eating eithiopians

[Chris LR]

who are related

[mikeoxford]

through insest together.

[Nova1.6]

Wisewood the farther,

[frillip]

told them once

[mikeoxford]

scandinavian is value!

[frillip]

eventually they deicded

[Anton]

to buy a

[frillip]

rather large wooden

[Anton]

david dickenson statue

[frillip]

its cost over

[Anton]

2 million because

[frillip]

this was because

[Nova1.6]

being made out-of

[Anton]

wood, turned ladies

[Nova1.6]

flaps to jelly.

[Phil_G]

Sheep dip then

[mikeoxford]

proceded to gobble

[Matt Finary]

the jelly flaps

[Anton]

while driving too

[mikeoxford]

experiment on leanne!

[Matt Finary]

wisewood watch the

[Anton]

adult channel and

[Matt Finary]

discovery pimpin and

[Nova1.6]

leaving Neil + leanne ALONE!

[mikeoxford]

novaloaders apologised neil

[Matt Finary]

for everything that

[Nova1.6]

they've put him

[Matt Finary]

up for, but

[Nova1.6]

it's all finished.


(no more talk about me or leanne please)

[Matt Finary]

& no more said

(about Neil and Leanne) Sorry :oops:

Matt :P

[mikeoxford]

cos were nice :P

[frillip]

we decided to

[mikeoxford]

all join hands

[frillip]

then we sang

[mikeoxford]

cum by r

[frillip]

my lord, cum

[mikeoxford]

by r! saturday

[frillip]

night at the

[mikeoxford]

sweaty brothel house

[frillip]

we found some

[mikeoxford]

phil mitchell lookalikes

[frillip]

who grabbed us

[mikeoxford]

a vibrating cucmber

[frillip]

its size was

[mikeoxford]

big as mine

[frillip]

he really wished

[mikeoxford]

david dickenson was

[frillip]

with them when[/img]

[mikeoxford]

sanata claus came!

[frillip]

he was so

[mikeoxford]

excited he prejaculated

[frillip]

all over wisewoods

[mikeoxford]

plastic sheeted bed :!:

[frillip]

wisewood licked it

[mikeoxford]

clean off the

[frillip]

sheet, he said

[mikeoxford]

it tasted yummy

[frillip]

just like readybreak :? :|

[mikeoxford]

with lashings of

[frillip]

antons ball sweat

[mikeoxford]

adding potential flavour

[frillip]

to the taste

[mikeoxford]

. Meanwhile a corsa

[frillip]

challenged mike to

[mikeoxford]

buy a kebab

[frillip]

from the drive-thru

[mikeoxford]

. Wisewood was jealous

[frillip]

mike could speak

[mikeoxford]

in 8 difrent

[frillip]

languages including korean

[mikeoxford]

8) cool he said

[frillip]

wisewood then said

[mikeoxford]

hmv was top

[frillip]

dog for music

[Matt Finary]

Wisewood then went

[Nova1.6]

to the rehab-center

[Matt Finary]

only to find

[mikeoxford]

his bed had

[Nova1.6]

turned into a

[Anton]

1987 ford sierra

[Nova1.6]

with pedal power

[Anton]

and led washerjets

[Matt Finary]

and MaxPower stickers

[Mr Dan]

sellotaped to the

[Anton]

chrome wheel trims

[Mr_Moo]

along with the

[mikeoxford]

brilliant nova-land.com calendar!

get yours now!
http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=67339

[Nova1.6]

Barney the purple

[mikeoxford]

monsta loved calender!

[Nova1.6]

J-lo the fat

[mikeoxford]

calender buyng whore





get yours now!
http://www.novaload.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=67339

[Nova1.6]

who brought 1million

[mikeoxford]

wonderful nova-land calenders

[frillip]

which mike created

[Tilly]

with a little

[wisewood]

subtle advertising technique :lol:





very discrete mike, almost subliminal mesages those :D

[frillip]

his cunning plan

[wisewood]

to take over

[frillip]

novaload was stopped

[wisewood]

by wisewood and

[frillip]

his motley crew

[wisewood]

of followers who

[frillip]

sniffed his arse

[wisewood]

and rubbed his

[frillip]

poo smelling hands

[wisewood]

in the hope

[Anton]

theyd turn orange (like the dukes :P )

[mikeoxford]

. david dicekson thought

[frillip]

that mike was

[mikeoxford]

having brilliant idea

[frillip]

by making phil

[mikeoxford]

help produce calenders

[Phil_G]

but then he

[mikeoxford]

choked on a

[Anton]

monopoly hotel which

[Nova1.6]

the moonmin people

[frillip]

decided to destroy

[mikeoxford]

because it wasnt

[frillip]

a mayfair hotel

[mikeoxford]

or calender featured

[frillip]

they used dynamite

[mikeoxford]

to blow up

[frillip]

the trampy hotel

[mikeoxford]

. The lover of

[frillip]

calender buying smackheads

[mikeoxford]

bought eerrmmmm calenders............?

[frillip]

they put them

[mikeoxford]

across the globe

[frillip]

in the atlantic

[mikeoxford]

was calender factory!

[frillip]

the employees were

[mikeoxford]

loyal nova enthusiasts

[frillip]

just like mike

[mikeoxford]

they bought calenders!

[frillip]

for the charity

[mikeoxford]

a good cause!

[frillip]

it was started

[mikeoxford]

to snow in

[Nova1.6]

calender nova-land.com

[mikeoxford]

in december page

[Anton]

Meanwhile Chris_SR went

[Tilly]

to the cinema

[mikeoxford]

to help mike

[Tilly]

proceed with his :? :? :?

[Nova1.6]

penis enlargement opperation

[kevw]

which he needs

[kevw]

apparently, i was

[kevw]

told by Neil

[mikeoxford]

needs penis reduction

[mikeoxford]

because its so so big he scratches by his ankle when it itches

(methinks i went over the word count there)

[Nova-Flair]

which unfortunately interfered

[mikeoxford]

sometimes. Mikes NovaSR

(lets get off subject of my penis!)

[Matt Finary]

wanted to know

[Anton]

how big mikes :o

[Phil_G]

petrol tank was

[mikeoxford]

41.82 litres PRECISELY

[Chris LR]

which means he carried 0.18 litres of sh1t around

[mikeoxford]

lol that aint three words!

and i ent a clue why i can fit 42 litres in! maybe i never let it run empty enough

[Nova1.6]

A Shining star

[Chris LR]

made it's way

[Anton]

to clacton because

[Nova1.6]

3 wise men

[Chris LR]

related to wisewood

[Nova1.6]

all by incest

[Chris LR]

decided that clacton

[mikeoxford]

needed nova-land.com calenders!

[Chris LR]

Which were selling

[Nova1.6]

like cold cakes

[Anton]

because they were

[Nova1.6]

not so hot

[Chris LR]

they were cool

[mikeoxford]

. Everyone needs one!

[Phil_G]

to line the

[mikeoxford]

office with! wisewood..............


LOL you wanted to put dustbin or toilet / bog there ennit!!!!

[Chris LR]

who was busy

[Tilly]

giving advice out

[Chris LR]

about his large

[Phil_G]

and wisdom was

[Chris LR]

as good as

[Tilly]

The Daily Mail

[Chris LR]

which featured SheepDip

[Nova1.6]

'sheep dips' 1.2i nova beast

[Matt Finary]

on pages 1-40.

[Tilly]

It also featured

[Ben Ritchie]

some piece of

[Anton]

david dickensons mullet

[wisewood]

which Anton stole

[Anton]

to keep warm

[wisewood]

on the long

[Anton]

drive 2 wisewood's

[wisewood]

to collect his

[Anton]

used sticky porn

[wisewood]

after wisewood had

[Anton]

finished with it

[wisewood]

for wrapping presents

[Anton]

Wisewood then decided

[Tilly]

to take it

[Anton]

2 real-life auction

[Nova1.6]

. Goodfellas the movie

[Matt Finary]

was on TV

[mikeoxford]

after coronation street

[Phil_G]

but before the

[Nova1.6]

12.34pm news at

[Phil_G]

which he cried

[mikeoxford]

ITS A PUPPEEEEEEEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!!

[Nova1.6]

called gorden-the-goffa, Miss-Piggy

[mikeoxford]

went to market

[Matt Finary]

to find the

[mikeoxford]

roast beef, but

[Matt Finary]

Micky had already

[Nova1.6]

stuffed his pork

[Matt Finary]

with a large

[Nova1.6]

vegeterian cuecumber. Alex

[Ben Ritchie]

then decided to

[Matt Finary]

show Cool-Marty his

[Matt Finary]

show Cool-Marty his

[Anton]

led wiper jets

[Tilly]

that he got

[wisewood]

"arrested" for because

[Alex]

he is COOL

(neil you git :) )

[Anton]

Alex then went

[wisewood]

to see wisewood's