word association

[Alex]

towards the brothel

[jon_boy]

that was full...

[Cara]

of big monkeys

[Tilly]

what have you

[AustinPowersNova]

chewing gracefully on

[jon_boy]

old mens todgers...

[Mr_Moo]

and wrinkley fannies!

[MattyWoo]

But one monkey

[dave.gsi]

said to the

[Mr_Moo]

Other monkey, suck...

[MattyWoo]

My Hairy Fanjita (has anyone seen bo selecta???)

[Mr_Moo]

monkey said NO

[dangermousegsi]

and went to

[locky]

sleep in the middle of

[Tilly]

a racetrack

[mikesri]

during F1 qualifying

[locky]

at silverstone where they

[Mr_Moo]

sleep in the middle of

"LOL nice 3 words there!"

the M1 North

[dangermousegsi]

during rush hour

[Mr_Moo]

all of "a" sudden

[dangermousegsi]

from outa nowhere

[Mr_Moo]

a big purple

[dangermousegsi]

fire breathing dragon

[Mr_Moo]

pooed his pants

"i was thinking more of "a big purple" "cock appeared from" " hehe

[dangermousegsi]

causing a blackout

(i thought that to but it was far to obvious,an plus the fact if im suggesting big purple cocks it mite frighten ppl, most of all me!!!)

[Mr_Moo]

a 'she' appeared

[dangermousegsi]

to be naked :o :oops: :o

[Mr_Moo]

her big hairy

[dave.gsi]

dog looked sad

[locky]

(((sorry bout more than 3 words lol, only just read the first page lmfao! it was the voices they told me 2 do it !!!!!)))

[locky]

and then unfortunately

[Mr_Moo]

her bollox got

[Cara]

trapped in the

[MattyWoo]

Fridge Door, Causing

[Tilly]

very swollen red

[jon_boy]

little people to...

[Mr_Moo]

run about naked

[Matt Finary]

with giant green

[Cara]

pea pods and

[mikesri]

mars ice creams

[Mr_Moo]

with hundreds n thousands

[locky]

and millions of

[Magnexboy]

little things that

[Tilly]

melt in your

[Cara]

mouth, just like

[jon_boy]

M&M's(melt in ur mouth not in ur hands! :wink: )they then...

[Mr_Moo]

got misplaced by,

[Alex]

a rabid mongoose

[Tilly]

who went everywhere

[Mr_Moo]

except wisewoods willy

[Tilly]

what the f.u.k

[wisewood]

ROFLMFAO

WTF is that all about then?
why you thinking about my "tackle"?

[Mr_Moo]

what the f.u.k

said tilly as

[Matt Finary]

she picked up

[Mr_Moo]

a pair of

[locky]

furry handcuffs and

[Mr_Moo]

12" realistic dildo

[Tilly]

and gets to

[wisewood]

work on micky's

[jon_boy]

beating wisewoods arse (no offence meant)


(did i not read enough of the posts or does the last one not really make sence?)

[Tilly]

Thats not nice :evil:

[jon_boy]

very very sorry!

[Tilly]

Ouch they both

[locky]

said with a

[jon_boy]

dirty grin! Then...

[Mr_Moo]

a tight bold

[Alex]

african house monkey..

[Mr_Moo]

started DJ'in sum

[locky]

bangin' choonz and

[mikesri]

split beer on

[Tilly]

on the rocks

[Alex]

when very suddenly

[Tilly]

there was a

[Phil_G]

loud belching noise

[Mr Dan]

coming from beneath

[Phil_G]

loud belching noise

[Dan]

that smelt like

[Tilly]

a Catalytic converter

[ade]

from hells arse

[Alex]

which was where

[nova_lad_uk]

THE FIRST TUNA

[Tilly]

quick to learn :lol:

[nova_lad_uk]

about sex education

[Mr_Moo]

Im lost with (this now)!

[Tilly]

dont worry about

[nova_lad_uk]

shall we start again then?????????? its getting confusing!!!!

[nova_lad_uk]

fine i will have to start!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[nova_lad_uk]

On A COLD

[jon_boy]

spose that has fooked up our 23 page long game! Fools! FOOLS i tell ya!

[nova_lad_uk]

Sorry!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[jon_boy]

lol, no matter mate!
:D

[nova_lad_uk]

cheers mate!

:D :D :D :D

[Alex]

well it was fun while it lasted :D

[mikesri]

Its lasted this long lets keep it going?!!!!!!!



THE FIRST TUNA.....


downed a carling...

[Tilly]

Yeah keep it going thats lasted ages best post ever LMAO

[nova_lad_uk]

AND FELT QUITE

[Mr_Moo]

ashamed of being

[nova_lad_uk]

a rebelious fish

[mikesri]

so he spanked

[nova_lad_uk]

A FAT HALIBUT

[Mr Dan]

with his big

[nova_lad_uk]

bottle of babysham

[mikesri]

and downed another

[Mr Dan]

pint of his

[nova_lad_uk]

cool refreshing bevarage

[mikesri]

which a tramp...

[nova_lad_uk]

gave to him

[Mr Dan]

in a flask

[nova_lad_uk]

. After his drink

[Mr Dan]

he decided to

[nova_lad_uk]

go for a

[Mr Dan]

drive in his

[Phil_G]

electric milk float

[Phil_G]

*deleted - duplicate post*

[MattyWoo]

filled with lead??

[ade]

lined chastity belts

[nova_lad_uk]

for his fishy

[Mr_Moo]

smelling socks, that

[Phil_G]

are infested with

[ade]

small ultraviolet people

[ade]

that chewed his

[mikesri]

testicles through a.....

[Mr Dan]

small piece of

[Magnexboy]

Chocolate that smelt

[Mr Dan]

. Later that day

[Tilly]

when he said

[Phil_G]

"roast chicken crisps

[Mr_Moo]

everyone jumped up

[Alex]

and started to

[Mr_Moo]

fondle each other

[ade]

with broken glass

:o

[Mr_Moo]

they all cried

[mikesri]

and screamed and

[Mr Dan]

decided to go

[kevw]

to the circus

[Mr Dan]

where they saw

[Alex]

a herd of

[Mr_Moo]

cruising in their

[kevw]

solar powered gokarts

[MattyWoo]

in the dark

[Mr_Moo]

NASA cars were,

[ade]

being bump started

[kevw]

by 3-legged goblins

[GR]

Who stank of......

[Mr_Moo]

Fresh punani juices :P

[GR]

....which he hadn't smelt in years cos he was......

[MattyWoo]

Sleeping with horses (this is only 3 words btw GR)

[GR]

lol, sorry.

diseased with evil......

[Tilly]

the vile smell

[Alex]

soon wafted towards

[Mr_Moo]

wisewoods TUNA church

[ade]

who ignored it

[Alex]

because it was

[Tilly]

didn't last long

[Mr_Moo]

all of a (sudden) 8)

[GR]

A big ThunderBolt.....

[ryan_111]

hit me on......

[GR]

My bald nut...

[Cara]

which caused a

[ryan_111]

(this is in the wrong place :oops: )

[ryan_111]

(oops) strange burning smell......

[Cara]

coming from his

[ryan_111]

strange facial hairstyle

[Matt Finary]

and also his

[ryan_111]

wooden leg fell

[Cara]

and rolled towards

[ryan_111]

a rather scary.....

[Mr_Moo]

strange, weird looking...

(Bet Cara has been dying to know if this thread of mine was still going....OK i know i didnt start the thread, but i started the game hehe :P )

/me head swells... :D

[ryan_111]

ant-eater with three

[Cara]

tits, and seven

[ryan_111]

testicles that are.....

[Cara]

very similar to..

[ryan_111]

prickly pears which

[Mr Dan]

can be eaten

[ryan_111]

by mongolian rhinos......

[Mr Dan]

who live in

[ryan_111]

the corner shop.....

[Mr Dan]

with Tony Blair.

[ryan_111]

and nigel mansell.....

[GR]

And Nigels Mrs........

[ryan_111]

who makes alot........

[Alex]

of panting noises

[Phil_G]

whilst shaving her

[Cara]

hairy back and

[MattyWoo]

Giblets, with an

[Cara]

electric nasal-hair trimmer

[Phil_G]

cursed when she

[Alex]

fell off her

[wisewood]

high horse and

[Cara]

fell onto a

[Matt Finary]

very big green

[wisewood]

pile of snot

[Cara]

to come from

[wisewood]

her left nostril ?

[ryan_111]

and a very........

[Tilly]

loud belch

[MattyWoo]

Nigel However was...

[Tilly]

in the shower :o

[Phil_G]

with his favourite

[Phil_G]

*deleted - bloody microsoft*

[Cara]

blow-up doll called

[Phil_G]

mavis fishyfanny. SHe

[mikesri]

had the wettest.....

[Phil_G]

flannel wrapped around

[Tilly]

big bold head

[Cara]

and the widest

[ryan_111]

bottom this side......

[Mr_Moo]

of caras ass

[Cara]

:roll:

[Phil_G]

that MRmoo wants

[Mr_Moo]

2 stick his

[Nova-Flair]

jumbo hot dog

[Tilly]

up his exhaust

[Cara]

whilst playing with

[GR]

his tiny tool...

[Alex]

which he calls

[simon@novaheaven]

little jimmy the

[Cara]

wrinkley prune boy

[Matt Finary]

. Once he had

[GR]

cracked one off

[mikesri]

and shot his

[Tilly]

bow and arrow

[Alex]

towards a big

[Phil_G]

lifelike model of

[GR]

David Dickinsons mum......

[Cara]

wearing only a

[rob.slader]

pair of socks......

[Tilly]

the arrow caught

[Nova1.6]

him up the

[ryan_111]

left nostril and

[GR]

went through his

[Cara]

scrotum, which caused

[rob.slader]

him to shout

[Nova1.6]

ahhhh fook me, thats got me go-nads! He then

[Nova-Flair]

grabbed his hammer

[Mr_Moo]

ahhhh fook me, thats got me go-nads! He then

ROFLMFAO!!!

& t w a t e d cara......................

[Matt Finary]

so cara then

[Mr_Moo]

so cara then

LET CARA POST THE NEXT MESSAGE PLZ ! !

[Cara]

handcuffed mr.moo to

[Mr_Moo]

Cara says: my bed, and

[Cara]

getting tortured with

[Mr_Moo]

(sexually) a large,

[Cara]

meat cleaver and

[Mr_Moo]

pink, soft, fluffy

[Cara]

dildo, which belongs

[Mr_Moo]

Cara her self

[Cara]

she spanked mr.moo

[Mr_Moo]

(mrmoo) moaned with pleasure

[Cara]

and the come ( 2seconds later)

[Mr_Moo]

cos cara turned