word association

[J4TT]

Big massive nova

[Mr Dan]

with pink wheels

[Matt Finary]

and fluffy dice

[Phil_G]

with a nodding

[ade]

TUNA head figure

[Phil_G]

made from sticky

[Nova1.6]

warm tuna pie!

[Tilly]

Pink wheels wow :lol:

[Cara]

he also wanted

[Nova1.6]

cara to strip

[J4TT]

Her sporty lada

[Ric 16v]

to it's bare

[J4TT]

Petrol filling hole

[Nova1.6]

so he could ram his large fluffy c0ck right up the nose so she'd sneaze and give him a thrill like no other he's ever had even that time with the vacume and a tub of 'anal ease'.

[J4TT]

POOR POOR lada

[Mr_Moo]

said J4TT as


so he could ram his large fluffy c0ck right up the nose so she'd sneaze and give him a thrill like no other he's ever had even that time with the vacume and a tub of 'anal ease'.

:?

[J4TT]

Mr_moo dreamed this

[ade]

no he didnt

[ade]

sheep dips turned

[Phil_G]

competely and utterly

[J4TT]

bananas bout ladas

[Nova1.6]

and wisewoods seats!

[ade]

so he can

[ade]

sniff them daily :o

[Nova1.6]

like ades Y-fronts

[Alex]

which are covered

[J4TT]

With alot of

[Chris LR]

squidgy dark brown

[Phil_G]

blobs of chocolate

[Mr_Moo]

from his dairymilk

[ade]

lactating nipple ends

[MattyWoo]

until he discovered

[Matt Finary]

the tap on

[Mr_Moo]

WTF he said

[Ric 16v]

ow my god

[dave.gsi]

why the fuck.......

[Ric 16v]

are my pants

[MattyWoo]

round my ankles

[Mr Dan]

every time I

[ade]

take it up

[Phil_G]

to top speed

[Mr_Moo]

the turbos kick

[Norris]

My arse lacerates

[Nova1.6]

pink panther's condom

[Alex]

while John Major

[J4TT]

Suckin his little

[Nova1.6]

and Mrs Thatcher

[Alex]

are all playing

[Matt Finary]

grand theft auto

[Nova1.6]

3 on PS2

[Mr Dan]

with the cheats

[J4TT]

and with no

[Tilly]

idea how to

[Chris LR]

stop themselves being

[J4TT]

So naughty with

[AustinPowersNova]

ride teletubby scooters

[Matt Finary]

was that meant to be rude and not ride?

Matt :)

[Chris LR]

with farting noises

[J4TT]

Talking about Blair

[AustinPowersNova]

yeah it was rude :oops: well anyways "shagging bush (tee hee) for"

[Matt Finary]

$5 an hour

[Matt Finary]

on their heads

[Mr Dan]

whilst watching a

[J4TT]

Blair porn video

[Matt Finary]

of him and

[ade]

captain birdseye pumping

[Nova1.6]

mikeoxford's '2litre, 1valve, turbo charged, nitros' nova

[Tilly]

when he blow's

[Mr_Moo]

goats 4 ?2.99

[J4TT]

in the back

[Chris LR]

of Asda carpark

[Tilly]

He shouts out

[J4TT]

Weres my dick

[Chris LR]

it should be

[Matt Finary]

on the shelf

Matt :)

[Ric 16v]

in asda's supermarket,

[Chris LR]

with happy shoppers

[J4TT]

Wanking themselves off

[Chris LR]

to the sound

[Matt Finary]

of drum'n'bass

[J4TT]

with abit of

[Mr Dan]

kylie over it.

[Chris LR]

Meanwhile in Church

[Matt Finary]

wisewood was telling

[Chris LR]

all the girls

[Mr Dan]

how they could

[APHILBIN]

have an orgy :D

[Chris LR]

on the organ

[APHILBIN]

with the vicar

[Matt Finary]

and his wife

[Nova1.6]

including Highasyns Bucket

[MattyWoo]

and husband richard

[Nova1.6]

while onzlo and rose (with room for a pony)

[Chris LR]

opened up their

[Nova1.6]

vegetarian meat shop

[Chris LR]

to crowds of

[Matt Finary]

small green men

[Chris LR]

with large pink

[Cara]

rubber dildos and

[Chris LR]

large razer sharp

[J4TT]

caras pussy hair

[MattyWoo]

(easy, no need for that!!!)
Which was very

[ade]

long and matted :o

[Nova1.6]

like hawian kittens

[Alex]

which had just

[APHILBIN]

been born with
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[Nova1.6]

testicles on thier

[MattyWoo]

ears, like sheepdip

[Anton]

sheepdip then went

[Nova1.6]

and kicked anton's :D

[Anton]

annoying little brother

[MattyWoo]

But He missed

[Cara]

then tw*ted anton

[Cara]

then tw*ted anton


(cheey fcuker j4tt or tw@)

[Anton]

who then punched

[MattyWoo]

Austin Powers in

[Anton]

my local brothel

[MattyWoo]

in the corner

[Anton]

while a nice lady

[MattyWoo]

(come on anton 3 words only!!! hehe)
Was playing with

[Anton]

(lol me being a dumbarse again :roll: )

matty's pork sausage

[Chris LR]

( grow up :roll: )

which he was

[MattyWoo]

hiding from her

[Anton]

because he was

[Mr Dan]

embarassed about its

[MattyWoo]

Large Size. Meanwhile

[Anton]

at the zoo

[Mr Dan]

MattyWoo's imagination grew

[MattyWoo]

like superdans tiny :P

[Mr Dan]

pet hamster 'Bob'.

[Anton]

'Bob' was always

[Mr Dan]

eating hundreds of

[MattyWoo]

little furry things

[Anton]

and looking for

[Chris LR]

Cara and Tilly's

[Nova1.6]

smelly wet muff's

[MattyWoo]

Meanwhile in Wales

[Nova1.6]

sheep-dip shagged sheep

[MattyWoo]

dolls that he

[Nova1.6]

made from ade's

[Anton]

sticky love mayonaise

[Chris LR]

which now comes

[Anton]

in strawberry flavor

[Chris LR]

which is cara's

[Norris]

Priciest brand chapstick

[Chris LR]

which she keeps

[APHILBIN]

IN A DARK

[Chris LR]

corner of novaload

[Alex]

next to wisewood's

[Nova1.6]

exstreamly large willy

[Alex]

shaped mouse mat

[Nova1.6]

that he plays

[Mr Dan]

the piano with.

[Anton]

Meanwhile down the

[Nova1.6]

dole office, he

[Mr Dan]

decided to take

[Nova1.6]

a huge dump

[Cara]

fortunately mr_moo was

[Chris LR]

next in line

[J4TT]

with his dildo

[Phil_G]

which he left

[Anton]

next to the

[Chris LR]

statue of sir

[korky02]

lancelot's big round

[Nova1.6]

left testicle. Ade

[Anton]

and his mate

[Nova1.6]

and skipinder-the-bunjabdi-kangaroo made

[Cara]

a dodgy porn

[Chris LR]

sandwich with extra

[Ric 16v]

mayonaise, which also

[Chris LR]

helps to lubricate

[Ric 16v]

the dildo, which

[Nova1.6]

SRi 16v eats every

[Anton]

morning, but on

[MattyWoo]

the morning in

[Anton]

question, the dildo

[MattyWoo]

was accidentaly inserted

[Anton]

inside his ear :o

[Chris LR]

which he found

[J4TT]

in his old

[Chris LR]

and very special

[Anton]

garden shed, which

[Chris LR]

he shows to

[Anton]

little school girlies

[Chris LR]

whilst looking at

[Anton]

a picture of

[Chris LR]

their school teacher

[Anton]

and a large

[Chris LR]

Big mac meal

[APHILBIN]

with lots of

[Chris LR]

BBQ sauce and

[APHILBIN]

cum looking stuff :drinking:

[Chris LR]

which has lumps

[APHILBIN]

of cheezy bits

[Chris LR]

which wisewood keeps

[APHILBIN]

hiden under the?

[MattyWoo]

mattress in his

[APHILBIN]

SPIDERMAN PAPERED ROOM.

[MattyWoo]

where he lives

[Anton]

with his goldfish

[Chris LR]

with goldern balls

[Phil_G]

hanging from his

[Phil_G]

hanging from his

[MattyWoo]

very large protruding

[Anton]

ford capri bonnet

[Phil_G]

280 brooklands special

[MattyWoo]

with its 2.8V6 :lol:

[Anton]

that was bought

[MattyWoo]

from a mongolian

[Nova-Flair]

shepherd on steroids

[MattyWoo]

from dangerous dave's

[Anton]

car boot sale

[MattyWoo]

At Spaghetti junction

[Anton]

he also bought..

[Ric 16v]

a large piece

[Anton]

of pamerla anderson's

[MattyWoo]

big left succulent

[Anton]

eye ball, which :o

[MattyWoo]

was short sighted

[Mr_Moo]

but with large

[MattyWoo]

hairy spotty lumps

[Nova1.6]

like alex's testicles

[Anton]

on toast, with

[Nova1.6]

mar-mate mar-mite, and chicken

[MattyWoo]

and crab paste

[Nova1.6]

and TUNA salad

[Anton]

and sideorder of..

[MattyWoo]

crispy bees wings

[Anton]

Meanwhile at the

[MattyWoo]

Post Office, Ronald

[Nova-Flair]

pulled out his

[rustboy]

big fat yellow

[Anton]

banana, and squeezed

[MattyWoo]

it onto sheepdips

[Anton]

forehead, and licked

[Anton]

forehead, and licked

[MattyWoo]

his dogs testicles

[Mr Dan]

until they were

[Matt Finary]

red raw and

[MattyWoo]

ronald was tired

[Mr Dan]

because of the

[MattyWoo]

nob lodged in

[Cara]

his mouth was


(do i get summit good for postin 1000th reply)

[Anton]

made of plastic

[MattyWoo]

and smelt of

[Anton]

sheepdips crusty socks

[MattyWoo]

this meant he

[J4TT]

Had a fetish

[Chris LR]

for the 1000th

[MattyWoo]

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