word association

[Alex]

tiny little clio
(you bring it on yourself)

[Anton]

to see if

[wisewood]

his new subwoofer

[Alex]

has blown up

[wisewood]

due to faulty




(not blow up without an amp will it alex :D)

[Alex]

owner who somehow

(with your skills it may)

[Anton]

connect the power

[Alex]

to his average sized

[wisewood]

penis by mistake

[Nova-Flair]

throbbing fluffy pink

[Anton]

Meanwhile Alex stripped

[Alex]

the earth wire

[wisewood]

from his alarm

[Anton]

2 insert in

[MattyWoo]

the sub to

[Chris LR]

the first avalible

[MattyWoo]

anal placement output

[Tilly]

It was getting

[Chris LR]

very uncomfortable in

[MattyWoo]

the place it

[Chris LR]

came to rest

[MattyWoo]

that was asleep :?

[Chris LR]

inbetween Tilly's legs

[Nova1.6]

which smelt awful

[Chris LR]

becasue the Woodmeister

[mikeoxford]

hid a trout

[Chris LR]

in a place

[MattyWoo]

that his car

[frillip]

which no one

[mikeoxford]

dare venture :o . Wisewoods

[Anton]

pet monkey, BRUCE

[Alex]

was feeling randy

[wisewood]

... humping at chairs

[Anton]

and alex's leg

[Alex]

or was it?

[wisewood]

humpety humpety hump...

[Alex]

went sir Topenhat (the fat controller) :)

[wisewood]

. Antons throbbing box

[Anton]

turned ladies on

[wisewood]

although "pervert" was

[Alex]

winding down windows

[wisewood]

flashing his microscopic

[Alex]

sweets to girls

[Anton]

(really should have paid more attention to this, instead of downloading gta vice city!)

Meanwhile Alex and Bruce

[wisewood]

were making love

[Alex]

to britney spears
(to be honest if i were making love to britney i wouldn't mind a monkey watching)

[wisewood]

who was wearing...

(go on then alex... let your fantasies out)

[Alex]

her school uniform :D

[wisewood]

with knee boots :D

[Anton]

and long pigtails :D

[Alex]

Alex was amazing :D

[Anton]

but cum early

[Alex]

but so did britney (sorry 4 words) :oops:

[Anton]

because bruce inserted

[Alex]

Anton's 15" throbber

[Anton]

in2 alex's ear

[Alex]

Alex was discusted :twisted:

[Anton]

by wisewoods 12"

[Alex]

Liverwurst so he

[wisewood]

shared it with

[Alex]

Bruce and Tilly

[wisewood]

they LOVED it...

[Anton]

Meanwhile wisewood decided

[wisewood]

it was time

[Anton]

to shave bruce

[wisewood]

and his "hedgehogs"

[mikeoxford]

undercarriage, alex then

[Ben Ritchie]

thought he somehow

[Anton]

should shave his

[Tilly]

armpits & chest

[wisewood]

with table spoons

[Alex]

while tilly just

[Anton]

licked wisewood's nipple

[wisewood]

which was NICE!!!

[Anton]

in return he

[wisewood]

played with her

[mikeoxford]

really big, lurvely

[Chris LR]

shiney disco balls

[Anton]

. Chris_SR and Mattywoo

[Chris LR]

decided to have

[Anton]

a tea party

[Chris LR]

to celebrate the

[Matt Finary]

birth of Micky's

[Tilly]

cat-fish lookalike

[Nova1.6]

baby.(used tilly's 3rd word)

Alex the midget

[Ben Ritchie]

who smelled like

[Nova1.6]

a rotting turd

[wisewood]

was half northern

[Chris LR]

and a bit

[mikeoxford]

of a very

[ade]

well hard barsteward!

[Nova-Flair]

who's fav pastime

[mikeoxford]

was to munch

[wisewood]

sheep dips tail

[mikeoxford]

which was very

[Tilly]

wet and smelly

[Nova1.6]

like tilly's flaps

[Chris LR]

just after takeoff

[Nova1.6]

Please fasen your

[Mr_Moo]

Cock & Balls

[Nova1.6]

to your head

[Anton]

as they will

[Ben Ritchie]

cause you serious

[Anton]

discomfort. Meanwhile CHRIS_SR

[Mr Dan]

was wrapping his

[Tilly]

his mums present

[Anton]

which was a

[Tilly]

book of Kama sutra (oops x4)

[Phil_G]

which tilly enjoys

[Dan]

whilst slowly ramming

[Phil_G]

her suitcase full

[locky]

Of very large

[Nova1.6]

pink fluffy sub-boxes

[mikeoxford]

and other useful

[Ben Ritchie]

things she can

[Chris LR]

never understand, or

[Anton]

see like mattywoo's

[Chris LR]

smells like Anton

[Anton]

's fcuk aftershave

[Chris LR]

but maybe not

[Anton]

chris_sr's old spice

[Chris LR]

which doesn't exsist

[mikeoxford]

he said. lies!


old spice! ent heard of that for AGEEEeeeeeeeeeeessssssss!? is it still around?!

[Ben Ritchie]

he then thought

[Tilly]

maybe it was

[Mr Dan]

time to go

[Ben Ritchie]

and buy some

[Mr Dan]

big juicy melons

[Tilly]

or 2 grapefruits

[Dan]

with some stolen

[Ben Ritchie]

which were really

[mikeoxford]

an imitation looking

[Chris LR]

like the Duke's

[mikeoxford]

1912 gramaphone. sheepdip

[Chris LR]

was in a

[mikeoxford]

tiny, embarasing pink

[Chris LR]

field full of

[mikeoxford]

colossusly big beefy

[CarCrazieChick]

sheep called fred

[Nova1.6]

and baaaaaaabra. Ian

[mikeoxford]

rebuilt better nova

[Nova1.6]

outa baked beans

[Chris LR]

but then tilly

[Ben Ritchie]

decided to show

[Chris LR]

off her driving

[Ben Ritchie]

which was pretty

[Chris LR]

similar to mine

[Ben Ritchie]

but chris_srs driving

[Anton]

made people shit

[Ben Ritchie]

themselves real bad

[Ben Ritchie]

themselves real bad

[Nova1.6]

it gave em stutters

[Nova1.6]

it gave em stutters

[Nova1.6]

they started to stutter

[Nova1.6]

they started to stutter

[Chris LR]

(My driving is quite good, It's the drivers in their big fancy parked cars doing 0mph that I have trouble with)

and decided to

[Anton]

be sick out

[Chris LR]

of the nearside

[Anton]

window. Meanwhile Chris

[Chris LR]

drove ova a

[Anton]

wisewood shaped object

[Chris LR]

and cheered loudly :D

[Ben Ritchie]

which kinda fcuked

[Nova1.6]

his ear drums

[Ben Ritchie]

which fcuked his

[Tilly]

and squashed it

[Nova1.6]

with his tiny

[kevw]

little thingy bob.

[Ben Ritchie]

whic really was

[Nova1.6]

made of cuecumber.

[Ben Ritchie]

When he realised

[Nova1.6]

he was homosexual

[Tilly]

he decided to

[Anton]

spank his monkey

[mikeoxford]

repeatedly whilst he

[Anton]

repaired my car

[mikeoxford]

without any delay.

[Ben Ritchie]

which was a

[ade]

using his firm

[mikeoxford]

easily enough because

[Nova1.6]

(y when i view this in the post page more show up in the mesage writing page that aren't on the other one????)

mike's anal ease

[Nova1.6]

and baby wipes

[Tilly]

Get on with

[Nova1.6]

. Sheep's 1.6 Nova

[Anton]

became airborn because

[Nova1.6]

doors were open

[neiloakley]

so people went in

[Nova1.6]

at 10,000 feet

[neiloakley]

and got dirty

[Tilly]

because he didnt

[wisewood]

clean the seats

[Nova1.6]

or wipe his arse

[mikeoxford]

with mike's anal ease

[whitey]

make any sense

[Nova1.6]

(of course it does)
Tilly and Cara

[frillip]

wipe his arse

[Chris S]

Wash his hands :fist:

[frillip]

you little tramp

[Nova1.6]

, lady + the tramp.

(is it just me or do we need to start talking about andy again to make it more interseting 8) ?)

[Mr_Moo]

Andy, Cara & Tilly....

[frillip]

all went to

[Tilly]

the local cruise

[frillip]

it was at

[mikeoxford]

mikes garden party

[Mr_Moo]

he was cookin

[Tilly]

sausage and bacon

[wisewood]

sausages and burgers

[Ian]

two litres sixteen valve injection

[linzTDI]

lots of sweet