word association

[Alex]

on a hoover

[Tilly]

Mr moo likes

[kevw]

the hoovers sucking

[Tilly]

his grubby bits

[Mr_Moo]

but not asmuch

[Phil_G]

as having a

[Mr_Moo]

very large willy

[Nova1.6]

inserted into his

[GR]

big fat mouth

[Nova1.6]

and homer simpson

[Tilly]

(3 words sheepdip)

[Nova-Flair]

who may have

[Nova1.6]

eaten all the

[Mr Dan]

people in Birmingham

[Phil_G]

who have been

[Mr_Moo]

fukin chickens lately

[Mr Dan]

with big long

[Mr_Moo]

curly tough pubes!

[Cara]

Like scourin brushes

[Nova1.6]

meanwhile superacalafridgalisticespialadosious has

[GR]

just cum in ...

[Nova1.6]

this girl's ear

[Chris LR]

which was very

[ade]

full of elves

[ade]

gathing radishes for

[Chris LR]

the leader of

[jon_boy]

the rebel alliance

[Tilly]

once he'd finished

[Nova1.6]

he launched a

[Tilly]

radish right into

[Nova-Flair]

ricky tomlinson's eye

[Mr_Moo]

but actually got

[ade]

Kylie Minogue's minge




( :D )

[Mr_Moo]

"ouch" she screamed

[Chris LR]

that could of

[Mr Dan]

caused a serious

[Mr_Moo]

open minge wound. :P

[Mr Dan]

The next day

[Magnexboy]

she picked it

[MattyWoo]

with a rubber

[pete22]

headed screwdriver that

[Mr_Moo]

could cause serious

[Nova1.6]

M1 pile up

[Matt Finary]

all the way

[Mr_Moo]

from here to...

[Matt Finary]

Cara's house. Then

[Alex]

kylie decided to

[Mr_Moo]

rag Cara hard

(every1 watched :D )

[Nova1.6]

while Mr blobby

[Mr_Moo]

Anally rodgered Sheep-Dip

[Cara]

whilst enjoying a

[Mr Dan]

tub of fresh

[Cara]

whipped cream over

[Mr Dan]

the top of

[GR]

Liz Hurley's Tits

[Matt Finary]

Then wisewood entered

[GR]

and confessed he

[Cara]

was shaggin his

[Matt Finary]

little teddy bear

[MattyWoo]

and Tilly in

[Chris LR]

the middle of

[Mr Dan]

Tesco's car park

[Cara]

full of people

[ade]

wearing gimp masks

[Mr Dan]

and pretending to

[Phil_G]

hijack rubber chickens

[Nova1.6]

while Phil_G mistakenley

[Cara]

confused the hoover

[Phil_G]

by vacuuming up

[Nova1.6]

wisewood's hamburger nipples

[Phil_G]

that Sheep_dip treasured

[MattyWoo]

and dribbled lots

[Alex]

of bbq sauce

[Nova-Flair]

over in a

[Mr Dan]

used piece of

[Cara]

toilet roll which..

[Mr Dan]

had been found

[Cara]

on mr.moos arse

[MattyWoo]

Long ago. Meanwhile

[Nova1.6]

Papa smurf ordered

[Phil_G]

sheep-dip to lick

[Phil_G]

*deleted - sorry folks*

[Mr_Moo]

the end of

[Phil_G]

his toilet brush

[GR]

and then proceed

[MattyWoo]

to play with

[Chris LR]

his little toy

[Nova1.6]

, Orvil the duck

[GR]

which was covered

[Mr Dan]

in a thick

[Matt Finary]

layer of wisewood's

[Mr Dan]

favourite kind of

[Nova1.6]

teletubby peanut butter

[Mr_Moo]

which Cara bought...

[Nova1.6]

from netto(scandivainian for value) with

[MattyWoo]

change she found

[GR]

working in a

[Alex]

posh ferrets kitchin

[Nova1.6]

cooking baby lions

[Alex]

with melted edam

[GR]

topped with creamy

[Matt Finary]

layer of micky's

[Tilly]

Sweet whipped elmlea

[Mr Dan]

. The following weekend...

[Mr_Moo]

Cara & Mr_Moo...

[Mr Dan]

decided to go

[MattyWoo]

and have sex

[Mr_Moo]

"WOW" they shouted....

[Phil_G]

as MR_moo awoke

[Nova1.6]

from his nap

[Cara]

hoping the dream

[GR]

would last longer

[Matt Finary]

but it didn't

[Cara]

.A while later

[Matt Finary]

Mr Moo pulled out

[Mr Dan]

his pet ferret

[GR]

and began to

[Mr Dan]

stroke it with

[Nova-Flair]

incredibly large chrome

[Alex]

door knob, which

[Mr Dan]

had been found

[Mr_Moo]

on Harrods shelves

[Mr Dan]

next to a

[Tilly]

Yellow rubber duk

[MattyWoo]

and pink marigolds

[Phil_G]

which mr_moo loved

[Mr_Moo]

2 play with!

(whys it all about me? :P )

/me...NOT AFFECTING! :D

[ade]

whilst fisting his

[MattyWoo]

Pet Cow Harvey

[Nova-Flair]

which eventually split

[Cara]

in half and

[Mr_Moo]

respawned as Cara

[Matt Finary]

. Cara then attacked

[ade]

Simon le-bons elbow

[MattyWoo]

with her little

[Ric 16v]

penis sized fiddle

[Phil_G]

which Mr_moo carved (who do you always mention cara?

[Mr_Moo]

While in woodwork

(personal :D )

[Cara]

he also made

(he loves me thats y he keeps mentionin me :roll: )

[Matt Finary]

nude wooden models

[MattyWoo]

Of Cara. These

[Ric 16v]

are also available

[MattyWoo]

In plastic and

[Tilly]

M.D.F

[Ric 16v]

don't forget that,

[Tilly]

order online NOW

[MattyWoo]

for a reduced

[Tilly]

rate for Nova

[Mr_Moo]

Load members only :wink:

[Tilly]

Hallelujah it's Raining

[Mr_Moo]

tillys and caras

[Tilly]

There is only (1 me)

[Nova1.6]

one SheepDip to

[Phil_G]

and were grateful

[Cara]

because he is

[Mr_Moo]

a lil angel

[Cara]

playing a harp

[Alex]

on a cloud

[Cara]

in never-never land

[Matt Finary]

where peter pan

[Cara]

sh*gged tinkerbell and

[Matt Finary]

mr moo, when

[Cara]

he was finished

(mr_poo came in 2 secs btw)

[Matt Finary]

mr moo paid

[Cara]

?100 per second

[Chris LR]

and then asked

[Cara]

how much for

[Matt Finary]

a micky hedgehog

[Chris LR]

but without the

[Phil_G]

added double cheese

[Mr_Moo]

and the minging...

[Nova-Flair]

son of a...........

[MattyWoo]

father and mother

[Mr Dan]

who were also

[Ric 16v]

minging and not

[Tilly]

the cleanest of

[Mr Dan]

parents to have

[Alex]

performing blowjobs to

[Cara]

santas lil elves

[Mr_Moo]

and the kids...

[sexynova69]

said 'daddy what'

[GR]

the hell is

[Nova-Flair]

that doing out

[Chris LR]

of it's box

[Mr_Moo]

"thats my lunchbox" (he said)

[Chris LR]

"whats that slimey.............."

[Phil_G]

thing rolling about

[Chris LR]

it's so small

[Matt Finary]

and it looks

[Mr_Moo]

like a shrivelled

[ade]

gerkin! Has anyone

[Tilly]

on the tip

[Cara]

of my tongue

[Ric 16v]

no, but it

[Tilly]

wouldnt want to

[wisewood]

because its GROSS!

[Mr Dan]

Sometimes it even

[Chris LR]

lets out a

[Mr_Moo]

LOUD farting noise

(cara why didnt u stay on? ud best be online l8r so we can gave a naked netmeeting :D when we're both pissed/tipsy

[Chris LR]

which was very

(oooooooo-errrrrrrrr)

[Mr_Moo]

very very LOUD!!!

( :P )

[Chris LR]

just like a

[Matt Finary]

bull fcuking Mr Moo:lol:

[ade]

who went MOO!

:o

[Cara]

Soon after he


(naked netmeeting??? ok!)

[Chris LR]

went to meet

[Matt Finary]

the Reverend to

[Chris LR]

say a prayer

[Cara]

and confess sins

[Matt Finary]

. The reverend said

[Tilly]

go and see

[Chris LR]

how many sheep

[Mr_Moo]

cara can sex0r...

[Nova-Flair]

i'll go and

[ade]

eat cheesey poofs

[Tilly]

for my tea

[Phil_G]

along with a

[Tilly]

LARGE chocolate milkshake

[Mr Dan]

made by a

[Nova-Flair]

team of wooly

[Ric 16v]

hatted people at

[Chris LR]

the re-hab clinic

[Phil_G]

where all of

[Chris LR]

the loyal tuna

[Mr_Moo]

& shepards gathered

[Matt Finary]

to watch the

[Mr_Moo]

big fight LIVE

[Ric 16v]

on channel 5.

[Mr_Moo]

but the commentators...

[Mr Dan]

all decided to

[Nova-Flair]

violate wooly mammoths

[Chris LR]

in the style

[Phil_G]

of michael barrymore

[Tilly]

who of course

[Phil_G]

can not swim

[Mr_Moo]

his ringpiece was

[ade]

encrusted with diamonds

:o :x

[Mr_Moo]

and poo, cum,

[Phil_G]

in his dreams

[Matt Finary]

after the fight

[Phil_G]

in his dreams

[Tilly]

he lost it.

[wisewood]

THAT MADE SENSE!!!


lol

[Matt Finary]

said wisewood. The

[Mr Dan]

word association posts

[wisewood]

most popular man :D

[Alex]

due to him

[Phil_G]

being a lookalike

[J4TT]

of a woman

[Mr Dan]

with a hairy