Post about the person before you

[Tilly]

im not gonna be chased away i had the **** from youlot when i first joined but i proved youwere all wrong and i being the dominant (alpha) female was right

[wisewood]

my post was at wisewood not lauren

i couldnt possibly just be a nice guy? i'm married with a kid now. My days of leg humping on her are well and truely over.

[Tilly]

haha umm whatever

[wisewood]

who me??

No, sorry, Lauren. I know you're going nowhere. You almost as much a part of the furniture as I am. Just a bit better than a manky old piece of carpet.

[Lauren]

Is making me curious abut who else left and why???

[Dod]

Still grooms young boys on GTA4

[Lauren]

gets stressed when i kick his a*se at GTA4 lol

edit: how young was that cavalier bloke???

[Martin]

Has a nice rack, but i would rather see her beat dod on GTA4 then look at boobies, plus i have my own bitch tits to look at lol

[Dod]

Get GTA4 online then Martin!!

Lauren, as for the Cavalier lad, I'd imagine not much more than a kid. I got some loud mouth American on after that last night bragging about how great he was, so I kept picking him off with a sniper rifle and he couldnt figure out how. lol

[burgo]

left me a very nice voice message lol

[Lauren]

Has a nice rack, but i would rather see her beat dod on GTA4 then look at boobies, plus i have my own bitch tits to look at lol

Bitch tits??? wisewood, you know what you said about a friendly admin nudge...lol

And Dod, as for Cavalier, he was telling me he had nookie while playing GTA, so I hope he wasn't that young!

[Dod]

Interupted my post about Burgo!!

Wants his lolly pop licked!! Oh and needs GTA4 for some Yank Killing Fun!!

[burgo]

thinks lauren is a he

[Dod]

Is wrong, I have proof that she's a girl. Late night theres no one home but me style proof.

[wisewood]

implies he knows better lol

[wisewood]

wisewood, you know what you said about a friendly admin nudge...lol

pmsl. careful, people might wonder what you mean!

[Dod]

Yeah and as said, I can proove it!!

LAte at night, Laurens all alone and bored, so she played TGA4 with me and she's a **** driver so you know she's a girl. Oh and she has a girly voice.

[wisewood]

thinks a feminine voice is proof of being female. obviously hasnt heard me speak lol

[Lauren]

Yeah and as said, I can proove it!!

LAte at night, Laurens all alone and bored, so she played TGA4 with me and she's a **** driver so you know she's a girl. Oh and she has a girly voice.

A girly voice? With my laugh?
I might be a s*it driver but you still die more :D

[Dod]

Hasnt read my post properly. As said, I've witnessed her driving.

[Dod]

Thats cuz I dont run away or SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE BACK LIKE YOU DO!!!! :p

[Martin]

this has gotten well OT and ppl rnt even posti about the person b4 them

[Dod]

Is text typing, either that or he has to make a deposit badly while typing that.

[wisewood]

isnt aware that i am needing to make a deposit myself - and yet i am still able to type properly.

[Martin]

is sooooooooo perfect..


i was actully poooo'ing while type soo nerrr

[wisewood]

100% right. perfection personified.

edit: although a little wee may have just sneaked out.

[Andy]

In agreeance with the above that this should now end as it is now very dull (martins)

[Dod]

Made no sense.

[Andy]

misunderstood this thread is dull and i agreed with martin

[walshc]

needs to see it for what it is not what reasons are come forthing

[wisewood]

comes forth with the truth

[Martin]

has gotten all wisewoodified on us..

[wisewood]

:wisewood: just invented an awesome new word

[Martin]

loves me

[walshc]

has spoketh to the mirror man again :p

[Martin]

Loves Me Not

[walshc]

doesnt know i art jeebus, thus loves all

[Martin]

Likes the Rat Look but went for the Matt Look, Because your worth It

[wisewood]

is a peadophile

[Martin]

doesnt know what hes talkin about..

[wisewood]

is in denial - so much so its given him the sh*ts

[Martin]

is probly right

[wisewood]

cant spell probably

[Martin]

isnt aware they i can, i just typed it to fast while trying to hold something in..

[wisewood]

should've said "isn't aware THAT i can"

[stevenf]

is becoming a png spell checker lol

[Martin]

has a red bonnet vent

Sorry wisewood Sir

[wisewood]

should respect my authoritaaaaah

[Martin]

Is greatfully Respected


Meeeehh Screw you Guys I'm Going Home! Weres Myyyy Cheesy Poofs!


Pmsl

[stevenf]

was wrong about my "red" bonnet vent

its a sheet stoping stuff falling into the engine :D

[Martin]

is colour blind..

its still red pmsl

[stevenf]

thinks i am colour blind lol

[AlexW]

Has a blue nova with a red vent.

[Martin]

is wrong its not a vent,, its just mesh to keep the **** out God! lol

[stevenf]

is wrong about it being mesh

its an old sheet placed over the engine underneath the bonnet :)

[AlexW]

Should put a sheet over the bonnet insted.

[stevenf]

is right and i have now covered the whole car instead lol

[L14MNP]

Still needs to get cracking on his Nova :P

[stevenf]

needs to get a pic in their avatar:D

[Tilly]

lives on the border north east where??

[lee-loon]

lives near stevenf

[Tilly]

has good knowledge. (does he)

[conad]

doesnt even own a nova (acording to profile)

[AlexW]

Lives in a shoebox

[Tilly]

doesnt even own a nova (acording to profile)

you'd be right i use to though, now have Mitsi GTO twin turbo.

[wisewood]

Loves her twins

[Martin]

loves my twins ;)

[wisewood]

dreams about me

[Dod]

Has a lovely Elbow.

[Tilly]

is an elbow and thumb lover

[Dod]

Knows it :thumb:

[Tilly]

is wrong

[wisewood]

is almost always right

[Dod]

Got in the way of my posting and isnt in Chat.

[wisewood]

is too slow again

[AlexW]

Is wise...

I failed

[Tilly]

I Cant See How Too Use The Chat Thing Help.................

[Dod]

Should click on PNG Chat. That easy.

[Tilly]

should realise i did and room was empty

[wisewood]

is no longer in there - but i am

[Tilly]

well i clicked the link and nobody in there am i meant to do owt else?

[wisewood]

shoudl just click the link... i am in there now

[Tilly]

should do some work

[wisewood]

should shoot some seagulls

[Tilly]

should consider rspb

[wisewood]

should realise seagulls are just flying rodents... and i know you cant bloody stand them!!

[lee-loon]

is neither wise or wooden. fact

[wisewood]

is wrong.

[Paul]

has been away for a very long time

[lee-loon]

beet me to a reply

[Paul]

is too slow

[wisewood]

doesnt know where i've been for so long

[conad]

has a kid which has grown way too fast (i remember you putting the thread up announcing you were a new father)

[draper]

is slighly worried about the amount of work he has planned for his nova lol

[conad]

is a phsycic

[Alex.]

Is a barbarian!

[lee-loon]

lives under my mums bed,poor sod


edit im ****

[Alex.]

Is slow

[lee-loon]

incorrect,my computer is slow

[Alex.]

Is making up excuses :p

[conad]

is a yucky girl.... errr

[Lynsey]

Is a homo lol

[lee-loon]

is from madchester

[conad]

has an inteligent looking avatar

[lee-loon]

still under my mums bed

[conad]

is jelous of the fact his mum loves me more lol (just messin)

[Alex.]

Blatently wants my babies lol

[conad]

will make my babies lol


edit: that could of turned so ugly if razorjack had got there 1st lol

[Jack]

Fadge, posts too fast

Although I could have deleted it lol

[L14MNP]

Likes bling wheels

[Tilly]

is the same age as moi

[conad]

is really old lol

[AlexW]

Has a red nova.

[conad]

states the obvious lol :thumb:

[L14MNP]

Is learning about rebuilding engines :thumb:

[Dar]

Err - Has a number plate for their username.

[Paul]

Is 4ft 3"

[L14MNP]

Is flipping me the bird

[draper]

deserve the bird being flipped at him

[Dave.]

does not approve of my new car lol

[L14MNP]

Is still wet behind the ears

Also doesn't approve of your new car lol

[draper]

just failed

[L14MNP]

is wrong and can't weld lol

[draper]

just failed, again lol

[L14MNP]

Needs clean metal to weld too and can't with a Corsa B lol

[draper]

sneaky edit lol

isnt wrong about celan metal on a corsa b

[L14MNP]

Kisses ****s for his green rep lol

[AlexW]

Joined two years ago.

[draper]

has just replied with a crap reply

[L14MNP]

Lives near Guncity

[Jack]

Is very wrong about me liking bling wheels

[Dod]

Doesnt like Bling wheels?

[wisewood]

doesnt know that < means less than :-p

[Dod]

/me still > Wisewood. lol

Needs to get a Nova or isnt cool anymore.

[Lauren]

needs to sort his elbow out

[Dod]

Needs to sort her BF out

[Jack]

Is PNG's resident Sex Pest

[Lauren]

needs to sort my bf out for me

edit: stopped me from posting about Dod!

[Dod]

Isnt being Pestered by Dod.

Jack, have a wee nap mate.

[Lauren]

is pestering me! Someone make him stop pleeeeease :cry:

[wisewood]

should just ask me to ban him

[Dod]

Shouldnt believe that tripe.

She grooms young boys online.

[wisewood]

should have said girls. i have a daughter lol

[Dod]

Might have Banned Lauren if I had?

Ah I wouldnt do that.

[wisewood]

might have been right lol

[L14MNP]

Doesn't like me lol

[wisewood]

must understand i hate everyone until they prove their worth

[L14MNP]

Doesn't punctuate or use uppercase.
Are we friends now?

[wisewood]

Hasn't yet proven his worth, and pointing out faults in my punctuation will not win favour

edit: why did i hate you anyway i cant remember lol

[L14MNP]

Appears to have many acres of land, or is in a park perhaps?

lol I don't remember, who cares mate. As the kids say 'meh'

[wisewood]

Will wonder for all of time whether its my land, park land, or just a big picture stretched behind me.

I do remember you annoyed me somehow but dont know what it was. "meh" would seem to be the appropriate term. F*ck it. Was probably a couple years ago.

[Dod]

Might be annoyed by Limp's username? Its annoying.

[wisewood]

could be right... but should probably take note, i dont like "Dod" either lol

[Dod]

Has an annoyingly long username compaired to Dod.

Wisewood, far too long to be typing.

[wisewood]

should just call me ww.

[draper]

is an ass - FACT

[wisewood]

should keep his eyes off my ass

[draper]

should keep his ass shaved and covered

[wisewood]

really ought to stop thinking about my ass

[Dod]

Should come back into chat. Fat *******!!

[wisewood]

should not make jokes about my weight - i'm sensitive about it lol

[Dod]

Well should stop eating KFC then shouldnt he?

[wisewood]

doesnt know what he's talking about

[Dod]

Had KFC at Lunch and didnt even pay for his own!!

[wisewood]

surely must appreciate that free food is the best food?

[Dod]

Hasn't dined from a Bin.

Thats stuffs free but never great....

[wisewood]

obviously hasnt heard my story about the FULL pizza i found in its box just outside a pizza shop once after a night out

[Dod]

Should continue this story

[wisewood]

is a nosey b*stard lol

[Dod]

Has been post whoring with me in here for days now and should tell his FU(KING STORY

[wisewood]

should realise that wisewood is a very private person and doesnt just share his stories with anyone and everyone

[draper]

is a liar ;) and a whore lol

[wisewood]

1. must think i look like the sort of person that women would pay to have sex with.

2. is very wrong.

[Dod]

Is getting old.

[wisewood]

complains about getting/feeling old a lot more than i do

[Dod]

Doesnt realise how old he's gotten.

[wisewood]

should realise you are only as old as the hot friend you have lunch with

[Dod]

-10 years then?

Wishes....

[wisewood]

is wrong. only -8 years

[Dod]

Wishes!!! lol

[wisewood]

clearly isnt aware that i am 28, and the person i had lunch with is 20... which according to the laws of mathematics is a difference of 8 years

[Martin]

has the check to call me a pedo lol

[wisewood]

is a funny guy

ummmm... she's 20. Not 12 lol and i was eating with her, not f*cking her.

[draper]

would probably of rather ate food with her than ate her if chat was anything to go by earlier

[wisewood]

didnt make any sense just now

[Martin]

cant read, made perfect sence to me..

in other word shes wasnt a fittie

[wisewood]

should realise thats why it didnt make sense... she is a fittie.

But, she is also like a little sister to me.

[L14MNP]

Has just steered the conversation towards incest now for the likes of dRaper and Martin

[conad]

is sick in the head

[L14MNP]

Is the cnut I caught hiding in my mothers wardrobe

[draper]

is wrong, that was me and i want my pants back

[L14MNP]

Should be in the garage restoring.

[draper]

doesnt realise my garage is on fire !!

or it will be soon as iom funked off with it !!

[L14MNP]

:witch:Didn't know Dod was visiting

Cheeky edit sir

[Tilly]

has a confusing name

[Dod]

Has a funny name.

PS, I'm not to blame on that one!!

[Jack]

Is a fine one to talk when it comes to funny names mr dod lol

[L14MNP]

Says he doesn't like bling wheels, your GT4 ones say different to me, but I am uber fussy with rims lol

[Jack]

Does not realise that bling = chrome and my wheels do not have any chrome on them :p

[Lauren]

has a niiiiice car

[Jack]

Wants to buy it? :p

[Lauren]

is confusing me with someone that has money

[Jack]

Should get money :p

[Dod]

Should give Lauren Money.

[Jack]

Mistakenly thinks I am a bank

[Dod]

Is mistaken, I believe Jack to be a Mod Monkey that should tell Surge not to buy his Bumper so he can sell it to me.

[AlexW]

Is from ireland

[Dod]

Thinks Dunmow is Great.

[L14MNP]

Likes me. As i clearly don't fall into his 'idiot' category. lol

[draper]

should be in the idiot category

[L14MNP]

Has just been cleaned out be some thieving gypos! :(

Even though he has insulted me, I'm gutted for him.

[draper]

unfortuantly, is correct :(

[Dod]

Is Gutted.

Sorry mate.

[Lauren]

needs to make up a row with his girlfriend so he can play online with me saturday

[Dod]

Needs to help me out with that one.

[L14MNP]

Is (virtually) in with Lauren.

[Lauren]

has confused me!
does that mean he is almost in with me or he is in with me online? And what is 'in with me' supposed to mean anyways?

[L14MNP]

Has chosen the name Lauren01 as lauren was already taken.

Online lol
IDK, gaming buddy?

[Lauren]

Is correct (that must have been said so many times in this thread)
Are you online?

[Dod]

Should come online tonight and help me Kill Burgo.

[Lauren]

should remember that burgo has not got GTA4 and should remember that I have my fat fighters club on a thursday

[L14MNP]

Is part of a happy PNG 360 online communtity.

Nah I aint Lauren, never bought a PS3 or 360 'cos will stop me working on the cars lol - Like Dod :P

[Dod]

Is a woos for not having an Xbox.

Lauren, he has GTA4, he was online the past 2 nights and is a dirty back stabber!! lol

[L14MNP]

Attempted to call me a 'wuss'? lol

[Dod]

Doesnt know that its woos in Ireland. DUH!! lol lol

[L14MNP]

Sassed me for not rollin' with the cool 360 kids

I will ask my Irish mate lol

[Dod]

Should go ahead and ask his Irish mate, and see if Dod cares. lol

[L14MNP]

Has already asked and is awaiting a reply lol Not ****d if you care mate I barely do, just nice to get an insight into other cultures lol

[Dod]

Wishes he was Irish obviously.

[Lauren]

Needs to simply tell his girlfriend that he wont see her on saturday cos he is playing online with me, which will cause a row in itself

[Dod]

Is unaware that his 1 life in the sense of blowing outones Girlfriend for another girl has been well and truly used.

KILL THE BURGO!!!

[Lauren]

is a cheating whore!

[Dod]

Has no Boobs out pics despite all the pages in the "Right, Value This" Thread.

PS, I am not a cheating whore.

[Lauren]

has confused me about how he used his 'life' up?

[Dod]

Should be online tonight to find out why. ;)

[Lauren]

should be waiting for me online at about 8.45 :)

[Jack]

Is wrong in a previous statement, but I have corrected on your behalf

Needs to simply tell his girlfriend that he wont see her on saturday cos he is playing with himself over me

[Lauren]

has just me into trouble at work for bursting out laughing

[burgo]

needs to get on gta4 so i can kill her aswell

[~~joycey~~]

Has got some **** in there pocket :roll:

[draper]

isnt original

[wisewood]

is cheese and onion

[draper]

wishes he was salt and vinegar

[Lauren]

FAILED and didnt post about the person before him

[draper]

is taking the thread to serious

[wisewood]

errrr.... has a nova

[Martin]

Needs to get stuck on my elavator(pmsl sorry just listening to the song now)

[draper]

is correct

edit at wisewood

[Martin]

has failed like me..

[draper]

needs to fcuk of cnut :D