Post about the person before you

[wisewood]

is on holiday from work for about a million years now

[Martin]

is back.. great..

[wisewood]

was too slow. loser.

[Martin]

is correct..

[wisewood]

knows i always am.

[Dod]

Wishes he was on Holidays Possibly.

[Dod]

Is one question away from getting his X14XE Fired Up, Finially!!!

[wisewood]

Knows full well my boss is away so i might as well be on holiday for all the work i am getting done

[stuartyj21]

has forgot the questionlol

[wisewood]

was too slow. must try harder.

[stuartyj21]

Fail...

[Dod]

Thinks I didnt post the question, But I did in the Electrical Section.

[stuartyj21]

another faillol

[large_steve182]

has a lil pot o gold.

[Dar]

Is large called Steve and I'm guessing has or has had a 182 Clio.

[burgo]

has scooby owners scared ;)

[novacabrio]

Burgo

[Dod]

Likes it Run of the Mill style.

[stuartyj21]

drives way to fast...

[large_steve182]

is a lil leprachaun

[twistysnovagte]

is infamous around these parts,apparently

[stuartyj21]

has the new vaux badge as his avatar

[twistysnovagte]

has a awsome looking avater(i love black nova'slol)

[lee-loon]

Real name Oliver Twist?

[large_steve182]

has lest posts than me

[lee-loon]

cant spell less

[large_steve182]

once sucked off an orse

[lee-loon]

should stop stalking me

[L14MNP]

Knows the score (avatar)

[wisewood]

Killed this thread for over 24 hours lol

[Lauren]

Will probably now kill this thread himself till 5pm today

[wisewood]

should help me keep it alive

[Lauren]

should know my manager is not in all week... :D

[hendrix]

is going to be lazy all week

[Lynsey]

Will becoma famous soon enough :p

[hendrix]

has the same front bumper as me :thumb:

[Lynsey]

Obviously has VERY good taste!

[Lauren]

edited her last post before she THOUGHT anyone noticed ;)

[hendrix]

knows what I missed?

[Dod]

Has an Astra Coupe and a Corsa B. Welcome to te club. :thumb:

Lauren, didnt get chatting to ya the other night, people over.

[wisewood]

isnt loving png enough to come on here when he doesnt have work

[Dod]

Misses me, cute!!

Also doesnt realise that I've been busy with my new toy.

[Jack]

Appears to have bought some anal beads

[Dod]

Has a gay warped mind. Does your missus know this?

[Alex.]

I've always known this ;)

[wisewood]

is attracted to gay warped minds. Dod, you're in luck

[Jack]

Loves my gay

LMFAO wrong person, but hey my posts still stands lol

[wisewood]

loves me loving his gay

[Dod]

Is clearly Gay.

Alex, if you want some Hetrosexual Homophobic sex, PM me.

[twistysnovagte]

has recently purchased a mk1 astra:)

[Lynsey]

Must live somewhere near me...

[burgo]

is "gooood morning"

[conad]

has a very sexual avatar

[Lynsey]

is "gooood morning"

eh? lol

[burgo]

eh? lolfails at this thread :p

p.s. i assume you dont listen to scott mills?

[Mike]

^ lol

Superb at cyclinder head work :thumb:

[burgo]

has got a pm

[Mike]

sent me a PM to which i replied post hast lol

[burgo]

has just received another pm lol

[Lynsey]

:wtf: Is flirting with Mike.

[Dar]

Is a little honey :D

[Dod]

Loves me for my sexy accent and godly body.

EDIT: DAMN YOU DAR!!!

Dar is cool cuz he kicks Japs **** and makes Nova drivers feel good about owning one. Legend.

[Dar]

Is sooo rightlol

[hendrix]

Was at an MK meet years ago but won't remember meetin me and my lady lol

[large_steve182]

has a lady!!! wooooooo

[Jack]

Is a lady

[nova_saloon]

is name is jack

[Andy]

Has a babby blue 'loon Edit my comp is slow tonight lol (meant for Jack)

[Jack]

Is wrong

ITS NOT BABY BLUE

[BIGS]

has a ghey blue loon :cool: lol

[burgo]

wishes he had a blue loon so he could be as cool as me and jack

[Dod]

Is mistaken, Burgo, please read your post and you'll understand.

[Lauren]

Never comes online any more :(

[wisewood]

hates 'steve' with a passion

[Lauren]

is gonna get me in trouble :D

[wisewood]

should quantify that statement so that i know what the hell she is talking about lol

[Lauren]

seriously dislikes 'steve' as well lol

[Dod]

Misses me.

Lauren, tonight hopefully.

[wisewood]

thinks Lauren misses him lol lol lol

[Dod]

Misses me also.

[wisewood]

is just being ridiculous now

[Dod]

Is in denial. I missyou to ww. x

[wisewood]

just made me laugh so hard i let out a tiny bit off wee

[Dod]

Needs to "Mop" up a bit.

[Lauren]

should buy wisewood some tena lady

[sammychick]

seems to like Dod

[hendrix]

doesn't post very often

[Dod]

Shares his name with my mate Jimmy.

[hendrix]

dropped 'sham' from his user name...

[wisewood]

is right, sammy doesnt post very often at all

[hendrix]

keeps changing avatar

[wisewood]

doesnt change his often enough

ps. I just cant decide which picture i want lol

[Lauren]

Is finding his best side lol

[wisewood]

clearly doesnt know that i am well aware of which is my best side... i just struggle getting a good picture of the back of my head

[Lauren]

Just made me laugh so hard I might need a tena lady myself lol

[Tilly]

eeew pissy pants

[wisewood]

doesnt like pissy pants.

[conad]

is partial to the odd pissy pant

[mayhem]

is under me moms bed??

[conad]

lives a LOOONG way away

[Lynsey]

Must be VERY low! My gran's nipples scrape the floor lol

[mayhem]

should bring me a set of uk clusters in september :D

[conad]

should keep the euro clusters

[mayhem]

doesnt know what i want lol

(double reverse on my 1.2 daily, and my mate wants double fog)

[Lynsey]

Should attend this year's VAG-Opel show!

Can quite happily have a set of UK clusters :) I'll remember to bring some.

[vaughanmc]

Drove past us at PVS, shes minted ;)

[Lynsey]

I was on your stand at PVS dude...

Is Scottish, like my fella :D

[vaughanmc]

Needs to enquire about the Total Vauxhall 'Nova Anniversary' sticker for me :)

[large_steve182]

has a wee highland coo?

[mayhem]

f*ck..to late..

steve has a large one?

[large_steve182]

nah its not really that big

is from a weird country

[Dod]

Isnt large at all, his name is ironic.

[wisewood]

has stolen someone from me lol

[Lynsey]

Has a cutey lil' one :) Must have her Ma's looks.

[wisewood]

doesnt realise my daughter looks just like me

[Lynsey]

I do think she looks like you, but the avatar pics are sooo small it's hard to tell.

Is a hero :)

[Dod]

Loves my accent. And rightly so.

[Lynsey]

Makes me want to play Xbox just to hear his accent, mustn't give in to temptation!

[Dod]

Xbox online and GTA4 is the future for Lynz.

I managed toconvince some children that I ws Tim Westwooooooood earlier and kept making random comments like "The Big Dog loves Frosties. They're ideal for Pimpin your Poo, LA Style"

[NovaJackie]

ha ha!!

is crazy! lol

[Dod]

Isnt a Man believe it or not...

[NovaJackie]

Is the only person who thought I was a boy!! :p



I think...?

[Lynsey]

Is right. Everyone knows Jackie is a girls' name! :)

[General Baxter]

wants my 32" lol

[NovaJackie]

has a 32"...?! :eek:

[Dod]

32" waste. lol

No, several people thought Jackie was a Boy.

[General Baxter]

32" waste. lol

bit bigger lol

[Dod]

Should just breathe in and will be reet. Thats what I do. lol

[Lynsey]

Has potato famine?

[mayhem]

wants my wheels

[Lynsey]

wants some UK rear clusters :)

[mayhem]

is getting me some :D

[Lynsey]

Can't wait to meet me in Belgium!

[wisewood]

is now my friend

[burgo]

needs to ban steve just because i dont like him

[wisewood]

should organise some sort of "ban steve" petition and get as many people signed up as possible - and i will take it to the next Admin Annual General Meeting (aka the Admin Only Forum) for discssion.

[Lauren]

has signed me up already.

Burgo: another one on the list!

[wisewood]

loves steve really - probably wants his babies

[Lauren]

nearly killed me by making me choke on a grape

[wisewood]

shouldnt be eating fruit anyway, its bad for you... FACT.

[Lauren]

should never be a dietician

[wisewood]

will realise the truth eventually. fruit causes cancer

[Lauren]

should realise that apparently everything causes cancer nowadays

[wisewood]

has just proven my point nicely

[Lauren]

missed my point: if everything causes cancer, then do and eat whatever the hell you want lol

[wisewood]

clearly hasnt heard that chocolate cake does not cause cancer

[Lauren]

must know that this is also true of copious amounts of sex, drugs and alcohol ;)

[wisewood]

Hasnt read the latest "big book of wisewood" which states that drugs and alcohol are now causing ear cancer, and sex is only safe if chocolate cake is involved

[Jack]

Likes to have sex with cakes

[wisewood]

seems against the idea for some reason? Cant beat a nice bit of black forrest ;-)

[Dod]

Plays Bingo and is worrying about nothing...

*Dod holds the door open*

If you get me. Cant say too much atm.

[wisewood]

seems to have read my PM from last night? and is trying to pass on a very obscurely coded message lol

[Dod]

Should be aware that "the beaver is in the bush, repeat, the beaver is in the bush"

As the Pope of Rome says to people, "Here, have my Blessing".

Crusty the Clown says "Hey Hey!!"

You get me?

[Lauren]

Has totally confused me

[wisewood]

will understand sooner or later ;-)


Should be aware that "the beaver is in the bush, repeat, the beaver is in the bush"

As the Pope of Rome says to people, "Here, have my Blessing".

Crusty the Clown says "Hey Hey!!"

You get me?

Understood. Cheers big man :thumb: Thunderbirds are go.

[Dod]

Chat NOW!!

[wisewood]

wishes to speak to me about something rather important, probably.

[hendrix]

has a secret thing with wisey

[Dod]

No, I was ordering a copy of the Womans Magazine through the intronet. Dod Fails.


Hendix isnt in the Circle of Trust.

[Jack]

has made this thread boring

[Dod]

Drives a Celica and Ghay Blue Nova and so is boring.

[hendrix]

Sold me an Astra GTE xe loom

[hendrix]

is too slow

[wisewood]

is rubbish

[Dod]

Wishes me all the best with everything.

[Jack]

doesn't realise the saloon is far from boring

[hendrix]

used to be road knight 76

[wisewood]

used to have a VERY bad black SR last time i saw him

[hendrix]

doesnt realise how bad it actually was!

[wisewood]

has moved up in the world since then, hopefully lol

[hendrix]

is correct...

[wisewood]

proves that i am indeed all knowing.

[Dod]

Cant use Chat. lol

[Lauren]

cant spell potato

[FUSION X16XE]

Has got a hell of alot of pos rep!

[Dod]

Hasnt got his Tits out, thats why he hasnt. LOL!!

Lauren, When you Xboxin next?

[wisewood]

needs to remember to keep his mouth shut :-)

[hendrix]

has some boob pics??

[Dod]

Doesnt Know That I have WW topless on MSN Webshots. Bidding starts at €50. Ha ha ha WW, i'm a bollox!!

[hendrix]

is loopy

[wisewood]

is a b*stard and promised never to release those pictures!!

edit: was faster than someone for the first time ever.

[FUSION X16XE]

is correct

edit: is slow

edit: will beat wisewood next time!

[L14MNP]

fails at the game

[wisewood]

fails at errrr... being from the south.

[Lauren]

still hasn't bought a membership.

Dod: I will be online tonight, but you have to get on there a bit earlier, I normally log out at 9.30 when the bf gets home

edit: dammit! too slow!

[wisewood]

only flirts on Xbox Live with dod until 9:30 lol

[Lauren]

doesn't realise that I get bored of beating him by that time

[wisewood]

doesnt want her other half to see her / hear her flirting with Dod

[Lauren]

should realise that dod normally wants me off by that time so he can flirt with my other half

[wisewood]

must surely know that after being beaten for a few hours he is spent, and wants you offline so he can beat himself instead

[Lauren]

has emailed me for 20 minutes and may actually be doing some work? lol

[wisewood]

is obviously confused - that doesnt make sense

[Lauren]

is right - I meant to say 'hasn't emailed me'!

[wisewood]

hasnt replied to an email for 25 minutes, the last one i sent was 20 minutes ago - therefor it is HER turn to send an email lol

[boyle_46]

has a serious sense of humor

[wisewood]

couldnt think of ANYTHING to say about me

[boyle_46]

is true , couldnt think of something that wouldnt get me a royal slagging back , also had a yellow nova at some point altho i only ever seen one pic of it !

[wisewood]

seems to have a very good memory, which makes me suspicious

[Dod]

Looks like a convict in his avatar.

[Jack]

Has an avatar that doesn't really look much like him at all. Even from this angle. Nope.

[Martin]

looks a double of his Avatarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[conad]

would struggle to drive his avatar

[L14MNP]

Sig reminds me of the stickers from Max/Fast car etc.

Praise the lowered! lol

[conad]

is very observant

[L14MNP]

Obviously aint a whipper snapper.

[wisewood]

is no spring chicken himself

[Dod]

Is at work, I'm not. I'm going to the Zoo.

[Lauren]

needs to tell me what the big secret was about yesterday

[wisewood]

is nosey :-p

[Dod]

Has lost me?

Anyone want an elephant brought back from the Zooo?

[wisewood]

should bring me a white tiger if they have any, i've wanted a pet white tiger since i was a kid. If not, a lion please.

ps. Think she is referring to your "the beaver is in the bush" code yesterday matey.

[Lauren]

Guessed right!

[wisewood]

knows its because i am wise (and wooden if rumours are to be believed, which they are)

[Lauren]

Is ignoring me

edit: has just replied. I will let him off

[wisewood]

needs to understand that i have other people to talk to - some of them in the real world - my mate at work was just telling me about the ongoing trauma that is her divorce. Its hugely entertaining.

[Panman]

Finds other peoples trauma entertaining.

[wisewood]

doesnt know the whole story, its an absolute belter!!

[Lauren]

should tell the story. She will never know.
Btw: am I not real then? lol

[wisewood]

doesnt exist in the real world - ie i dont speak to you or see you, we just chat a bit online - you could be a computer for all i know.

i will tell the story later.

[mayhem]

has used his 'woody' wisely by the looks of his avatar ;)

[wisewood]

is correct

[L14MNP]

Should have pos repped mayhem on his terrible pun lol

[Dod]

Still hasnt got Premium membership.

[wisewood]

should just let it go - he clearly isnt bothered lol

[L14MNP]

Is correct, once again lol

[wisewood]

should read my disclaimer

[Lauren]

should publish the big book of wisewood - it would sell millions

[Riggy]

has just spoiled my post for MR WOOD lol

[wisewood]

has just given me a great idea lol

edit: FAILED. Stupid internet broke

[Riggy]

apart from failing at the internet , is in this pic from 2004 lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/riggy4/general%20pics/IM000106-1.jpg

[wisewood]

is a b*stard lol lol

[Riggy]

Loves me really xx

[wisewood]

wants to have my baby (but cant have her lol)

[Riggy]

is wrong , i want you lol

[wisewood]

ps. Riggy, who else is in this pic? Sean? and ... ?

[Riggy]

sean my mate si, epo with cap on and andreas lol

[wisewood]

should have stood further back and taken a pic to include my clio which i believe is round about where you are standing with the camera

[Riggy]

is correct again think i have one of the clio i shall find lol

[Tilly]

is sad has pictures of ww car

[wisewood]

hasnt been around much this week

[Tilly]

is right for once

[wisewood]

knows i am always right but doesnt like to admit it

[Tilly]

is wrong and should go back to his work

[wisewood]

is probably right, but i missed you sooooo much this week :-p

[Tilly]

is sweet

[wisewood]

is sarcastic more often than not - but i cant tell if that was sarcasm or not lol

[Tilly]

doesnt know me well enough

[wisewood]

absolutely right

[Tilly]

shouldnt judge a book by its cover....

[wisewood]

considers herself to be a book? how confusing is this conversation getting lol