Post about the person before you

[Tilly]

should zip it

[wisewood]

just posted the 3000th post on this thread

[Tilly]

has a lush avatar (not you chloe)

[hendrix]

has no avatar

[wisewood]

doesnt know what Tilly looks like. ??

[Tilly]

is right but doesnt know what pic to put up and how to do it

edit : too slow

[wisewood]

Should pick her picture, and then go to User CP and then Edit Avatar

[hendrix]

is on a picture with me a few pages back

[Tilly]

i will find a picture then

[wisewood]

is going to find a picture - keep it clean tilly ;-)

[Tilly]

found a picture but still has no clue what too do now

[hendrix]

should get wisey to sort it

[wisewood]

should suggest that Tilly emails me the pic and i will do it

[Tilly]

on way

[wisewood]

sent me her avatar... phwoaar! ;-)

[Lauren]

should let me see!

[wisewood]

should just look at one of her posts as its now uploaded

[Tilly]

Its Massive

[Lauren]

is very pretty :)

[Tilly]

*blushes*

[wisewood]

will have a smaller avatar soon

[Tilly]

should do it properly in the first place

[wisewood]

should shut up and be patient :-p

[hendrix]

Should sort it properly....

Helloooo Tilly

[wisewood]

will see i have now sorted it to be a sensible size

[hendrix]

has indeed sorted it to a sensible size.

[Tilly]

well done you.
and dont tell me too shut up

[hendrix]

is too slow lol

[Tilly]

should know by now i am

[wisewood]

should know i didnt mean it... we all know there is no shutting you up :-p

[Tilly]

should consider himself in the sin bin

[wisewood]

just made me laugh so hard a spat coke on my monitor

[Tilly]

should stop drinking so much fizzy

[hendrix]

speaks sense, knowing that fizzy pop is infact far too sugary

[wisewood]

recognises Tilly is in dental nurse mode again - and yet loves coke herself

edit: failed so edited lol

[Tilly]

gives away my secrets

[hendrix]

could probably save me some dentistry cash haha

[Tilly]

im a nurse not a bloody dentist

[hendrix]

is, in the context of this thread, saying that I am a nurse.
So....
is actually the nurse

[wisewood]

is confusing things now

[hendrix]

has a poor confused noodle lol

[wisewood]

shouldnt know anything about my "noodle" lol

[Tilly]

gets to in depth

[wisewood]

doesnt like it so deep?

[hendrix]

is full of it today!

[wisewood]

has missed having me around to brighten the place up a bit

[hendrix]

doesn't realise how right he is haha

[wisewood]

should know i am the mighty wisewood and i know everything - its all in The Big Book of Wisewood

[Tilly]

isnt so sure he knows EVERYTHING

[wisewood]

got me - i dont know everything, some stuff i have to look up in my big book

[Tilly]

doesnt have the answer for everything in there

[wisewood]

clearly hasnt seen it

[Tilly]

doesnt want too

[hendrix]

will probably be scared by what she sees in there!

[Tilly]

is right, best kept unknown

[wisewood]

likes a nice bit of mystery and intrigue :-p

[Tilly]

knows too much

[wisewood]

doesnt realise i know JUST enough

[hendrix]

is a living breathing wikipedia

[Tilly]

lives near me

[hendrix]

lives in Brid/Scarborough

[Tilly]

Is Right Brid

[hendrix]

has been to the John Bull Factory

[Tilly]

is wrong, only to the candy kingdom bit not in the factory

[hendrix]

real first name isn't actually Tilly

[wisewood]

correct - but tilly is in there, but spelled differently lol

[Dod]

Has abused his Admin Powers and given Tilly an Avatar.

By the way, HELLOOOOOO TIILY!!!

[Lauren]

should spill the beans

[L14MNP]

Wants Dods beans - no surprise there lol

[Dod]

Is right, everyone wants a piece of me.

[L14MNP]

Thinks he knows my wants/needs.

[Tilly]

should maybe start to worry

[7ova]

lives near the seaside :p

[L14MNP]

Avatar reminds me of 3rd rock from the sun
Yeah tilly i am worried, luckily i'm safe on the mainland lol

[Dod]

Wants me. Will have to want.

Dods XBOXING ALL DAY!!! :D

[wisewood]

thinks everyone wants him

[Smurf-Xx]

Is 28 and is an Assistant Accountant

[Jack]

Was at PVS08

[Tilly]

works for government

[Breeny]

Can drink me under the table...

Or used to be able to anyway :P

[Nevo]

Has a red nova :D

[wisewood]

hasnt bee around long enough for me to know anything about him/her

[Dod]

Wants me.

[burgo]

wants me

[Tilly]

bless you breeny , yes your right though im even worse now. x

[Dod]

Really wants me.

[Jack]

Has an overinflated ego

[hendrix]

sold me a loom that I now dont need to use

[Tilly]

joined nl a year after me

[wisewood]

joined a year after me

[Spudly]

Is the keeper of the The Big Book Of Wisewood lol

[conad]

must have at least 100 posts in this thread

[Lauren]

has a thing about potatoes?

edit: too slow!

[Spudly]

Is one of two people too slow to reply lol

[wisewood]

shouldnt be so smug

[Spudly]

Has just told me off, /me bows and apologises lol

[wisewood]

will be too slow one day

[Spudly]

Is probably right but less likely this time of night hehe lol

[wisewood]

probably correct but you never know, thre might be a flood in a minute

[brainsnova]

is it a crime to still be awake

[wisewood]

should have a good excuse to still be awake at this ungodly hour

[Lauren]

should also have a good excuse

[brainsnova]

i have a good one been out drinking and came on since i love this site lol

[Spudly]

Has made me jealous as been out drinking and i havent and im still up at this stupid time :-(

[hendrix]

has a birthday tomorrow

[Tilly]

owns a lot of cars

[Spudly]

Lives not too far from me!!

[Dave.]

wants another 16v nooova

[moffat]

wants another nova

[boyle_46]

wants my headunit lol

was aimed at dave

[Dod]

Wants to fix my Nova.

[boyle_46]

would HELP fix dods nova but is on the opposite coast from me

[Cormac]

Never bothered coming to RR day, tut tut

[Dod]

Is disappointed in me also going by the above statement.

[L14MNP]

Is the reason there are no Cav GSi's left in the UK lol

[conad]

hopes my sky multiroom works

[Dod]

Has a name similar to Gonads. lol

[conad]

should think of some new jokes :roll: :thumb:

[Dod]

Has informed me in a round about way that my joke has been used before. Interesting....

[conad]

has just realised he's the 100th person on this side to use that joke lol

[Jack]

Seems to have a complex about the Gonad thing. Can't think why...



...Oh wait, its because its been pointed out about 20 odd times in this thread alone lol

[burgo]

has the most posts on the forum

[Dave.]

has the longest hair on the forum!

[burgo]

is wrong imo

[Dave.]

needs to think of someone who uses this site and has lonegr hair than him sharpish!

and no.. jesus does not own a nova...

[stevenf]

has a nova i would like to own

[burgo]

posted before me and made me edit

[stevenf]

was too slow

[Spudly]

Shouldnt be so smug as i was told last night lol!

[wisewood]

is 27 today

[Dod]

Is 60 most days.

[wisewood]

should realise you're only as old as the lady you feel lol

[Lauren]

should stop being filthy lol

[Dod]

Both missed me. :D

[wisewood]

shouldnt even know what i am talking about if she has a mind as innocent as someone her age should

edit: failed.

dod: actually misses me more than he lets on

[Dod]

Might be a little right.

Also, hasnt noticed my latest latest Aqusition.

[wisewood]

is correct - but i have noticed your "wisewoods idol" tag LOL.

[Dod]

Didnt notice it last week when I changed it from what he changed it to.

[wisewood]

has just reminded me about that, i forgot i did that lol

[Dod]

Is abusing his Admin Powers to amause and impress.

[wisewood]

spells amuse wrong.

its not abuse anyway, its just use. thats what they are there for.

[Dod]

Is a slag that thinks he's funny. Os wrong.

[wisewood]

is clearly more wound up that he lets on lol

[Dod]

Doesnt know that I'm as cool as Mr T is Hard.

[wisewood]

aint gettin' on no plane fool

[Dod]

Also, aint getting on no plane, Crazy Fool.

[wisewood]

knows, as i am sure i told him, that i AM getting a on a plane next month, to spain.

[Andy]

Is making me jealous as ive never been abroad

[wisewood]

has never been abroad ??!! what, never??

Come with me if you want mate, i think my mum has a spare room over there.

[Dod]

Didnt tell me, well maybe he did. I wasnt listening if thats the case.

[wisewood]

probably thought it was another lie

[Dod]

Is truely easily amused.

[wisewood]

seems to see the glass as half empty - smile

[Dod]

Doesnt understand that when the glass reaches that point, its time for a top up.

[wisewood]

drinks too much lol

[Dod]

Probably drinks more than I do, well more regular.

[wisewood]

clearly isnt aware that i drank 1 small lager yesterday, and nothing before that for a fortnight, and nothing before that for over a month, and nothing before that since christmas.

[Dod]

Fails at drinking. lol

[wisewood]

doesnt know i used to win at drinking - all the time - far too often and far to much, which is why i no longer partake in the evils of alcohol consumtion except on very rare occasions.

[Dod]

Seems to have had similar experiences to me with regards to drinking large volumes.

[wisewood]

is irish, thus heavy drinking comes as standard

[Dod]

Isnt aware that thats a negitave Steriotype.

Irish arent a big a drinker as the UK.

[wisewood]

is homophobic

[Dod]

Is correct.

[wisewood]

has a FEAR of homosexual men. A fear!! You big girl lol

[Dod]

Has just come out of the closet.

[wisewood]

fears me

[Dod]

I would but you're a big bitch. lol

[wisewood]

would sh*t himself if i came running at him dressed as the only gay in the village just incase i sneaked up his poo hole

[Dod]

Is giving this a frightening amount of thought.

[wisewood]

cant get the thought of me bending him over out of his head lol lol

[Dod]

Wishes he had the chance.

[wisewood]

makes me laugh

to see the f*cking look on your face, it would be worth it lol

[Dod]

It'd be the last thing you'd ever see mate. lol

[wisewood]

broke the game with his homophobic humour

[Dod]

Is incorrect. I till posted about the person before me.

FAILS

[wisewood]

should recognise that "wouldnt see anything else after that" would be the correct way to say it.

[Dod]

Broke the game now. Pifff.

[L14MNP]

Breaks games and vauxhalls

[wisewood]

plays the game properly

[Jack]

Made alex think I was cheating on her lol

[wisewood]

shouldn't try stalking people as it only gets you into trouble lol lol

i did sign it ww to give a clue who it was. Could have used xx instead ;-)

[Spudly]

Has had me in stitches reading through the last few pages between him and dod!lol

[wisewood]

will know by now that Dod has a totally all consuming fear of all things homosexual, but not lesbians, they're ok.

[Spudly]

Seems to have a strange interest in being the one to make dod face his fears lol im sure all blokes will agree though tbh lesbians FTW

[wisewood]

should see the conversation me and dod had in chat earlier it was a real eye opener lol

I just think homophobia is hillarious.

[L14MNP]

Is wrong about the lesbian comment! No bloke likes a diesel dyke, lipstick les all the way lol

edit *Damn :(

[Spudly]

Is freaking me out now lol, im not homophobic i just dont actually like conversations about poo shute loving lmao!



**EDIT** Noooooooo its finally happened boo-hoo too slow.

^^^^Definately agree on the lipstick les no butch dykes lol

[wisewood]

failed at liking lesbains lol

edit: I failed at failed at liking lesbians

[L14MNP]

part of a 3sum (of fails)

[wisewood]

isnt despised by me quite as much as he has been previously lol

[L14MNP]

takes as a compliment because as a bot WW feels no human emotion

[wisewood]

loses rep for WW. its ww. no capitals :-p

[L14MNP]

cares not for this simulated mans warped views

[wisewood]

makes little or no sense in his statement

[L14MNP]

does not compute

[wisewood]

must surely have seen the pic of me that riggy posted which proves i am in fact a real life human boy lol

[L14MNP]

Contradicts himself. I was unaware you had DNA going from previous statements.
Where is the pic? lol

[wisewood]

should look back several pages on this thread... its there somewhere.

though all it proves is that someone claiming to be wisewood turned up at a meet in sheffield in 2004 lol

[L14MNP]

Whores this thread
Remember the post now - never looked in depth for Wally however, or his Clio

[wisewood]

should check http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=90277&page=298

the clio is behind the camera.

[L14MNP]

Looks like a car thief, or the kid claiming to be ww at the meeting does.

[wisewood]

makes me wonder if he knows which one is actually the kid pretending to be ww

[L14MNP]

Needs to explain then
edit* nvm lol

[wisewood]

should look again, with the knowledge that i am always the centre of attention lol lol

edit: and also i have a big novaload online logo on my tshirt which you can just about see

[L14MNP]

Is a big ASW lol
have looked again but I'm blinded by the gash styling of the era :(

[wisewood]

just made me laugh out loud and look like a crazy fool in the office lol

i are be mostly the bloke in the middle with the white tshirt and denim jacket

[hendrix]

saw my holey black SRi at said meet :thumb:

[wisewood]

should NOT have bought that "car"

[hendrix]

is incorrect. It was an absolute hoot of a simpson salvage special. Mind you I was 19 and had student loan hehe

[wisewood]

bought an absolute sh*tter and cant admit it to himself lol lol

ps. love that avatar mate, makes me chuckle everytime i see it

[hendrix]

is still incorrect. It may have looked cr@p but I liked it. Even more so when I replaced the panels and the paint job 'went wrong' Shame I was 4 years too early for the Matt black look lmao lol
edit.....is correct pmsl.

PS I nearly spat coffee over my monitor when I found that pic. Not sure many know what it means though lol

[Spudly]

Should know that coffee and monitors dont go well together

**EDIT** its symbolising tian a men square aint it? prob mis-spelt that but you know what i mean!

[wisewood]

is correct but cant spell it properly
http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiananmen_Square_protests_of_1989

[Dod]

Isnt in chat.

[wisewood]

is wrong

[L14MNP]

Is somewhere that doesn't work for me

[Dod]

Fails at Chat.

[L14MNP]

Is wrong. My cpu seems to. Ask anyone that knows me, one thing I don't fail at is chat lol

[wisewood]

doesnt fail at chat - allegedly

[Dod]

Left chat

[wisewood]

will have me back in a couple of minutes

[Andy]

Has probably the most posts on this thread

[wisewood]

should count them all and check

[Andy]

Is having a laugh lol

[Dave.]

needs an sr throttle cable

[~~joycey~~]

Is a youngin

[L14MNP]

has a laydees name

[Jack]

has numbers in his name

[wisewood]

is cheating on his girlfriend lol

[Jack]

Yes, but not with you :p

[wisewood]

wishes it was with me - will now sneak through Alex's phone to find my number lol

[Jack]

Will be receiving special pictures shortly :p

[wisewood]

has me all weak at the knees in anticipation

[Lauren]

Wants Razorjack.
That would not be pretty. lol

[wisewood]

should keep my secrets!!! shush woman!!!

someone do a quick photoshop of what a potential offspring of me and jack would look like lol

[Lauren]

should know his offspring would be seriously hairy

[wisewood]

should check out my daughter on facebook, she is the most beautiful thing in the world ever, FACT.

[Lauren]

should know I meant his offspring with Razorjack?

[wisewood]

surely must recognise that i was joking lol except about my daughter being beautiful, thats true.

[Lauren]

forgets that I know his daughter is beautiful, I have seen the pictures!

[wisewood]

will be reported to the perverts register if she isnt careful.

[Lauren]

May prefer it if I said his daughter was ugly then?

[wisewood]

shouldnt be stalking my daughter, thats all :-p

ps. She does have her own facebook account too.

[Lauren]

should know that I am not stalking his daughter, I am stalking Dod. Dod is the man for me!

[wisewood]

loves dod. I KNEW IT !!!!!!!

[Spudly]

Is subsequently triumphant in revealing the lauren/dod love affair lol

[Andy]

Has just stopped me losing the plot....possibly

[Spudly]

Has also confuddled me with his random problems his nova has acquired...

Also needs to close his door on his avatar picture!

[Tilly]

is a hull supporter??