Post about the person before you

[wisewood]

shouldnt let people think she knows the size of my... head

[Dod]

Gives Head

[wisewood]

loves it when i suck him dry

[Tilly]

pays attention to detail

[wisewood]

is absolutely right ;-)

[Dod]

Doesnt swallow.

[wisewood]

should find someone else to suck him off if he doesnt like it

[Tilly]

should look elsewhere, someone will appreciate him

[wisewood]

makes me wonder if i should look in her direction for appreciation ;-)

[Tilly]

would need a stick and dog for that

[Dod]

Should sugest a Spit Roasting.

[wisewood]

is disgusting - i'm not that sort of boy

[Dod]

Doesnt like Flame Grilled Food?

[wisewood]

isnt aware of my aversion to charcoal

[Dod]

Is full of useful information. Thank you. :thumb:

[wisewood]

wants to cook for me lol

[Tilly]

likes tasty things

[Dod]

Likes me

[wisewood]

doesnt realise Tilly doesnt like anyone. she is just full of hate.

[Dod]

Has been victomised and hurt by Tilly.

[wisewood]

thinks i tell lies - thinks wrong

[Tilly]

wisewoods lying, likes everyone

[Dod]

Is Wales Version of Vinny Jones according to his avatar

[wisewood]

think i am from wales lol lol lol

[Dod]

Is from Pakistan and lives in Iraq and pretends to be Vinny Jones

[wisewood]

needs to shut up now and check chat - seriously man, Location: Classified.

[Tilly]

is a multitasker

[Dod]

Is a terrorist.

[wisewood]

is correct - hence i am on the run

[wisewood]

is a multitasker

made me LMFAO with this.

[Tilly]

why didi?

[wisewood]

doesnt know that i am not the best at multitasking

[Tilly]

is wrong

[wisewood]

DOES know i am not good at multitasking - but how?

[Tilly]

past experiences :op

[wisewood]

has shocked me to the very core - that sort of comment could get people talking you know!

[Tilly]

let them its just to wind them up

[wisewood]

should just tell me publically that she loves me, get it over with

[stevenf]

has posted a film quote that has got me puzzled lol

[wisewood]

will never get it - its a very obscure film

[stevenf]

is correct :D

i havnt seen many space films lol only alien that i can remember


i know what it is but i cheated so wont post

[wisewood]

is a cheat - and to be fair, anyone who gets it i will assume has cheated, because its such a little known film - i just quoted it to be a cock becuase its one of the films my mum loved when i was younger.

My next will be another along those lines.

[stevenf]

is going to confuse everyone with cheesy film quotes lol

at least i`m an honest cheat :D

[Dod]

Has a Gay Bonnet vent. It touches other vents.

[Lauren]

better be online tonight or i will go all the way to Ireland to kick his a*se

[mayhem]

should film that :D

[wisewood]

is dutch... possibly.

[mayhem]

is correct :P

i'm lost and ended up here lol

[large_steve182]

dutch people have no soul

[wisewood]

doesnt appreciate that any country who dresses their football team in BRIGHT orange must have soul.

[Dar]

Is neither Wise or Wooden (I read it somewhere)

[Adam]

Read it in Wisewoods sig,Lol

[Tilly]

is a wisewood follower

[John]

Has 4305 posts but no pic in their avatar!

[wisewood]

doesnt know what tilly looks like

[John]

Changed that last post quickly! (and is correct!)

[wisewood]

is an unlucky guy

[Adam]

Doesn't like me according to his user title :(

[wisewood]

shouldnt take it to heart i dont like ANYONE

[twistysnovagte]

has very bad rep lol

[John]

Lives in the classifieds! (why unlucky btw?) Aimed at wisewood

[wisewood]

probably knows there is a reason for that

[John]

Is now confusing me!

[wisewood]

shouldnt play if he cant keep up

[John]

Is true! goodnight!

[Martin]

Is a lightweight, cant go to bed this early

[John]

Is wrong! Hectic day at work and none sleeping child means i'm going now!

[Martin]

pah thats nothing.. should try getting up at 4am go joggin, have breakfast, then go 2 work shoveling for 8hours, then do four hours and kickboxing, one of them hours been just kicking a bag(500 full roundhouse kicks take 56mins lol)

and i still have engry to haev a ****

[large_steve182]

thinks hes some kind of rambo?

[Martin]

is wrong..

i'm just training for a fight..

[Tilly]

should know fighting is bad

[wisewood]

is a lover not a fighter

[Tilly]

is right in some ways

[Martin]

has got me all wrong.. its a kickboxing fight.. not a youf street right

[Tilly]

ok will let you off

[wisewood]

is still a lover not a fighter

[Tilly]

is he a lover or fighter??

[wisewood]

should know by now. we've fought enough ;-)

[large_steve182]

is he a complete douch?

[Martin]

wants to be my lover?

[Tilly]

wants a man lover

[Martin]

doesnt kno i'm bored of man love..

[wisewood]

wants lady love but cant find any

[Tilly]

is looking after his little girl

[wisewood]

takes good care of her twins

[Martin]

means kids right?

[wisewood]

maybe right... maybe not.

[large_steve182]

thinks hes handsome <

[wisewood]

is wrong.

[Martin]

is also wrong, ugly youa int got an alaby :P

[large_steve182]

keeps posting in this to get to 5000 posts?

[conad]

is..... large

[large_steve182]

^^is right

[Jack]

Appears to be the 182nd "large steve" on here

[large_steve182]

i can assure you i am the largest steve in the land.

has a nice avatar <

[BIGS]

should pay membership to also have a nice avatar !

[large_steve182]

10 pound is alot of money to me, but maybe one day!

obviously wants a 1.2 spi transducer as he has payed membership and has a signature

[L14MNP]

Owns and/or desires hot hatch Renaults - either way, words need to be said.

[Martin]

Is a "senior" member :P

[Dod]

Wants, for some unknown reason, to fit a Subaru Bumper on a Nova

[Martin]

Is Amongst Overs, who havent got a clue lol

[L14MNP]

Thinks overs means others. EPIC education fail in the Scun-thorpe area.

[Martin]

maybe correct.

but i can 100% be sure that i put others

[mikey14sr]

mysteriously disappears from bbq's.

[Dod]

Has a front bumper I want (well in his avatar anyway)

[wisewood]

Doesnt know my secrets

[Dod]

Doesnt kno wwhy I'm in a good mood.

[wisewood]

is wrong - i do know. but you were right at the time of writing.

[Lauren]

wants a 911.

[Dod]

Didnt help Kill Burgo

[wisewood]

wanted burgo dead

[Dod]

Was slow?

[wisewood]

is wrong.

[Lauren]

should get himself an xbox

[wisewood]

should realise i have parental responsibilities, and am studying which wont happen if i get an xbox

[Lauren]

is possibly the only man in existance that does not own or want an xbox

[wisewood]

must surely realise i want an xbox, and a ps3, and a wii - just not until i have finished studying and am loaded lol

[Lauren]

is the most sensible, and for that reason probably the least genuine man in the world lol

[wisewood]

doesnt realise i am just greedy - sacrifice fun now and get onto mega-money sooner, enabling me to do what i want when i want

[Dod]

Is a little gay....

And also left chat abruptly.

[wisewood]

is correct... but i never left chat - still there.

[Dod]

Quit Chat, timed out.....

[wisewood]

has me back in chat - playing bingo

[Dod]

Is crap at bingo.

[wisewood]

should see me play paper, scissor, stone!

[Dod]

Should challenge me to an E match.

[wisewood]

cant do it online. its too easy to get timing wrong and cheat lol

[Dod]

Busted me.

[wisewood]

wanted to cheat at RPS.

[Dod]

Has work to do that wont be done. And again, left chat.

[wisewood]

misses me already lol

[Dod]

Wants to stand under my umbrella ella ella aee aee aee

[wisewood]

just put a curse on the weather

[Dod]

Would wish it rained if living in Oz.

[wisewood]

hasnt realised i technically used to live in oz, as my mum did, and as women are born with the number of eggs that will last them their lifetime, i was in there - thus i lived in australia too. w00t.

[Dod]

Thinks way too much.

[wisewood]

doesnt know the half of it

[Dod]

Needs something of no benifit to him, ie, drink, Xbox, PS3 a Nova to even him out.

[wisewood]

wants to give me his xbox. maybe.

i have just been given a mars icecream by the boss. w00t

[Dod]

Shouldnt be so miserable and go buy ont. They're dirt cheap.

Also, I just got given a "get back to work" look by my boss. But he's left now so its all good.

[wisewood]

just got given a get back to work look by his boss.

i want one, but no time to use it so no point. once my studies are finished i will get an xbox 720 or whatever the next one will be called

[Dod]

Will be buying a Ybox330 CSL by the time he's done.

[wisewood]

is wrong... i want one of these before an xbox lol

http://cc.porsche.com/icc_euro/mimes/pva/images/data/knowledgebase/EN/m92009/externaldata/997521/FB4/fb4.jpg

I'm not greedy. Not fussed about the turbo or GT3. I want a Targa. White exterior, red leather interior. That'll do me nicely.

[Dod]

Is worrying about parental responsibilities but wants a flattened VW Beetle?

[wisewood]

doesnt understand that parental responsibilities dont mean financial, they mean time.

as for the beetle comments, oh hello there Mr Clarkson, didnt know you were a member on here. Doesnt matter what personal opinions people have about 911's, they're a cracking car for the money! 80k the one i want. Bargain! 15 years and i will have it lol

[Dod]

They are squashed Beetles. They always where and always will be. Even the Audi TT looks better.

Also, doesnt understand, been there and got the t-shirt. :thumb:

[wisewood]

is wrong. the audi TT is homo. Wouldnt mind that new one though - which i cant remember the name of - oh my god i've got altzeimers

[Dod]

Is well suited to a 911 given the above information.

[wisewood]

is obviously so happy with his million vauxhalls and the calibra he "found" in his garage at the weekend that he cant even entertain that a modern sports car could actually be desirable lol

edit: The R8. FFS how can i not remember that?

[Dod]

Doesnt understand that where I live, any modern day car is impracticle. Hense the Spot lights and Sump guard to be fitted to the "found" Calibra.

New Cars such as in if I drove the nuts out of them on the back roads round here they'd loose £1000s worth of under trays, and various trims. A Mate rimmed his Flat Tyre Equipped Passat 2 miles and tore all the under side out of it, loosing plactic, exhaust parts and wiring of some sort(?) Try doing that in an old Cav or a Sierra.

[wisewood]

should live somewhere with ROADS

[Dod]

Is ignorant. I do live in a place with roads, but my preferred roads are Back Roads, Hill roads etc.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Dods1/URLhttpimg464.jpg
Modern Cars are soo bouncy, easily damaged and equipped with sensitave technoligy. eg. A locat chav hit a pot hole in his Civic and detonated both airbags and all 5 seat belts.

[wisewood]

is ignorant to my knowledge. if its full of lumps and bumps, its a track, not a road. this is fact. as declared in the big book of wisewood. cannot be argued. fact.

[Dod]

As Gael, this is a propper Back Road as discribed in the book of "mo Tobhain". Look it up, its proper FACT> The Knowledge of Wisewood does not reach the magical mystical bumpy land of Eireann.

[Martin]

are both gayers

[Dod]

****in ruined me and WW's many page posts with no one else in it.

FU Martin, FUUUUU!!!!!!!

[wisewood]

has clearly never read the book of wisewood and doesnt realise it knows all about everything. its like the argos book, but with less chav jewele ry

[lee-loon]

hes got 15,710 post

710 are in this thread

[Martin]

must be bored stiff to have counted?

[lee-loon]

is very wrong,just a guess,stab in the dark

[twistysnovagte]

is very helpful:thumb:

[lee-loon]

thinks im helpful,

lol

[Martin]

stabs ppl in the dark?

[lee-loon]

wants me to stab him in the dark?

[Tilly]

is a northerner too

[Dar]

Reminds me of these guys every time I read her name
http://i5.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/d1/2b/7e82_1.JPG

[large_steve182]

should get a real name?

[wisewood]

shouldn't judge other peoples' names when he is called large steve182.

[Tilly]

Is jealous he doesnt have my name as its ace.

[wisewood]

is dilluded... and should know after knowing me for 6/7 years that its not her name i am after ;-)

[Tilly]

should get a life x

[staggy_gsi]

lives by the sea in yorkshire, like me!! lol

[wisewood]

has never given a x on a message to me be for - i feel honoured :-D

[Tilly]

its a full stop in short hand sorry

[Tilly]

im from bridlington

[wisewood]

makes me laugh

[Tilly]

shouldnt laugh AT me

[wisewood]

shouldnt do things to make me laugh at her and then maybe i wouldnt... maybe.

[Martin]

should realy get a life, or do some work

[Dod]

Is a fine one to talk.

What you doing today Martin???

[Martin]

is stickin up for his cyberlover...


dod, i'm nights all the week

[wisewood]

shoudlnt concern himself with my work/life balance

[Dod]

Isnt my cyber lover, is my bitch.

[Martin]

gives it rough to wisewood

[wisewood]

wants to join in

[Martin]

is correct Chat? lol

[Dod]

Is coming.

[wisewood]

cumming

[Stuart]

wanted to be noshed off by his sister.... :s

[wisewood]

must surely have thought similar - any port in a storm lol

[Stuart]

forgets I'm an only child ;)

[wisewood]

is old enough to be my dad

[Stuart]

wants me to be his daddehhhh ;)

[wisewood]

loves it when i call him daddy while he spanks me

[Dod]

Is making me happy I'm not in the Admin Team or whatever you Guys (gays) are calling it these days...

[Stuart]

Is sooooo jealous

[Dod]

Is incorrect. Honest, Face Bovvered?

[wisewood]

wants to be a part of Team PNG (performance nova gays)

[Dod]

Doesnt need another member, not one as big as mine anyway or he'll wind up like the pic in the 18+ Thread posted yesterday.

[Martin]

loves cock

[Dod]

Hasnt got one.

[wisewood]

has an unhealthy obsession with homosexuality

[Dod]

Is trying to call me Homophobic and so is correct.

[Martin]

loves me

[wisewood]

loves dod and wants to be loved back

[Martin]

is correctamundo

[wisewood]

speaks faux foreign languages

[Martin]

eats my shorts

[Tilly]

is wrong

[Martin]

wants to bet?

[stevenf]

is slow at replying

oops you bet me to it lol

[wisewood]

has either married a bitch, or will do at some point, apparently.

[stevenf]

is correct

aint married yet though lol

[wisewood]

should try and find himself a nice person to marry, to knowingly marry a bitch is just stupid.

[Tilly]

is a gambler

comp being gay and slow

[Dod]

Is incorrect. Marrying a bitch increases the chance of cheating on some fat ugly bird when drunk and so inspires a fat ugly bird to improve her image after you wake up the following morning, look at her and puke. FACT.

Edit: Too slow. Thanks Tilly.

[wisewood]

thinks that marrying a bitch is a good idea. freak. was too slow.

[Dod]

No thanks WW>

Slow?

[Tilly]

like MUFFin

[Tilly]

slow >>>

[wisewood]

isnt made of broccoli - and wishes she could have shared my breakfast

[Tilly]

doesnt do muffin

[wisewood]

wouldnt even entertain the idea of sharing her mcMUFFin with me

[Tilly]

hasnt a chance

[wisewood]

is too good for a loser like me

[Martin]

made me laugh

[wisewood]

just laughed

[Tilly]

shouldnt put himself down

[wisewood]

loves me afterall

[Dod]

Wishes.

[wisewood]

es correcto.

[Tilly]

is tillys friend

[Dod]

Is Wisewoods friend.

[wisewood]

es correcto

[Tilly]

is repeating himself

[wisewood]

doesnt recognise that i am simply speaking spanish - what little i know of it.

[Tilly]

is odd

[wisewood]

es muy bonito

[Tilly]

thank you

[wisewood]

has just run what i said through an online translator, i am guessing - unless your spanish is better than your french?

Bonjour!

[Tilly]

igoogled it of course. i dont do spanish
hola

[wisewood]

said hello in spanish - well done!!

Hola, como estas? Que pasa?

[Tilly]

hello , im ok nothings up why

[wisewood]

makes me laugh with her google translations lol

just out of interest, did it translate before as "is very nice" or something else?

[Dod]

Is clearly bored at work.

[Tilly]

is pretty. were you lying andy??

dod you are so right

[Dod]

Says I'm Pretty. :D

[Tilly]

is full of himself

[wisewood]

knows dam well she was talking to me lol

no Tilly, but in this case bonito was meant to mean beautiful. Spanish is a bit strange, what the word translates to depends on the context of it... so translators often give different results.

[Tilly]

que pasa is a bar in cheltenham woohooo