Post about the person before you

[Adam]

Not sure if this has been done before on here. But i saw it done on another forum years ago, so thought id try it here lol (Yes, im bored)

The idea is that someone starts the thread... (me in this case)
And the next person who posts, posts something about me...
Such as "has a white nova" etc.

Lets try and keep this non offensive eh ;) lol

Go :thumb:

[Iain]

The above poster has has long, scraggly, hobo-style hair. lol

[Steve]

^^^^This geeza drives his nova in the dark^^^^

Yeah thats it lol

[Adam]

Has a mk1 Sr

[Steve]

doesnt realise that my mk1 sr is actually a 1.2 replica

[Iain]

Just made Long Live The Nova look like a fool in his own thread. Bravo.

[Steve]

Also noticed that I didnt even realise that I made him look like a fool

[Steve]

Posted too late for that too make sense

[Adam]

Is selling some brown interior parts

[Steve]

Drives a 16 second nova 16v

[Adam]

Hates mk2 Novas ;)

[Steve]

Is thinking hmmmmm to my last comment lol

[Saloony]

Knows how to bend SR's.

[Stuart]

is a super schexy wannabe vauxhall mechanic

[Saloony]

Would love to be my bitch for the night, then cuddles after.

[Matt2107]

Hasn't noticed his post has been edited by Stu

[Stuart]

dosent realise It was edited to make more sense :D

[Adam]

Has a Samsung Tv :p

[Riggy]

has one super sweet track car

[Welsh Dan]

Has a Lee Mitchums Cat.

[Matt2107]

Does his shopping in his Novaload fleece (that's only a rumour)

[Welsh Dan]

Founded a rumour that is true. (lol)

[Paul]

Is on my MSN contacts but we never speak!

[just vaux trev]

/\/\ has msn contacts

[NOVA_LEE]

^^^ has 494 posts

[Matt Pickering]

is called Lee!!

[Welsh Dan]

Has a green nova.

[coombsey]

wants heated screen

[coombsey]

just sold speedo cable

[Welsh Dan]

Needs an avatar.

[staggy_gsi]

jut sold me some 90mm springs lol

[ReeceH]

is also wasting his saturday sitting on the net.... lol

[Dave.]

has a turquoise corsa with a unusual front bumper lol

[coochiSR]

Owns a white mark 2 and is only 14!

[Paul]

Sold me his SR!

[coochiSR]

Has 5 car's!

[Dave.]

is saving some leccy windows for me lol

[coochiSR]

Has no leecy window's to buy now....

[Paul]

loves jap crap lol

[paddy138]

from chelmsford

[coochiSR]

loves jap crap lol

Jealous.......

[Paul]

lol, has his brothers old car

[coochiSR]

Has MY old car! lol

[Paul]

Has a Mk1 for sale

[coochiSR]

Is going to buy my F/S mark 1!

[Adam]

Used to have a white Sr

[Paul]

Has bike carbs

[scott.parker]

Is RE-building his LET nova, and wont LET-on lol what color it is :D

[Saloony]

Wants to give me free guitar lessons...



jolly nice of himlol

[just vaux trev]

wants to donate his oil cap to me/\lol

[scott.parker]

Has my old boot and seats dash in his silk violet car! yeah she lives on in bits lol

and Craig
Has no chance,as im not driving all that way for free!

Also has a nova in a similar color to mine!

[Lee]

Is a closet homosexual

[scott.parker]

HAD too much money till recent! lol

[just vaux trev]

should have sold me the front bumper,
mine is now to dark lol

[Paul]

Edit: Restored one of the rustiest Nova's I've ever seen!

[just vaux trev]

is right there

[Adam]

Has too many projects

[Lee]

Knows too much about nova's that can really be healthy!

[just vaux trev]

wants to take one off my hands for a hand full of ? notes (lltn)

[Welsh Dan]

Fantasises about Stuart in a dress.

EDIT: was aimed at Lee, originally.

[Adam]

Is good on photoshop

[just vaux trev]

wants another white nova (mine) lol

[Adam]

Lives in Stoke

[just vaux trev]

also lives in stoke

[scott.parker]

Didnt sell his old bumper too as needs it for new car!

[just vaux trev]

should have loved silky more lol

[scott.parker]

Did love her, but unfortunatly didnt knwo it was so rotten till it was too late!

[Adam]

Is in a band

[just vaux trev]

might have some parts for sale for me
anything

[Adam]

Is wrong

[Alex.]

Started this thread...lol

[scott.parker]

Is Jacks Lover! (said in Devon accent for effect)

[Alex.]

Doesn't know that My Loveeeeeerrrr is from Somerset:D

[Saloony]

Talks sense, all of the time

[scott.parker]

Needs to stop beting everyone on street raceer face book! lol

[Saloony]

Is jealous of my racing skills

[just vaux trev]

makes me want a saloon

[just vaux trev]

will swap his girlfriend for a let nova

[Dave.]

his sig quote is f*cked up lol

[Saloony]

Needs a license

[just vaux trev]

needs to learn how to spell licence lol

[Dave.]

has been a member since september 07 lol

[Paul]

needs to learn how to spell license

originally aimed at trev,

at xXx Nova xXx is fro ooop north

[Dave.]

is incorrent, im from the best in the north west lol

[Paul]

Lives more north than me, meaning oooop north! lol

[coochiSR]

Is getting his LET sprayed a sexual colour :p

[Dave.]

is cool lol

[just vaux trev]

is gonna get me some vinyl made up;)

[Dave.]

better be rich because itll be a fortune

[just vaux trev]

should speak to some of the signwrighters on here
if they are gonna be a fortune

[Stoo]

wrote the post before me

[Paul]

Sold Dan his shell

[Philsutton]

borrowed my helmet

[Stoo]

had big booost innit

[Riggy]

looks like gary barlow

* edit here's the proof

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/riggy4/n549787463_550925_8220.jpg

[Paul]

has doen one of the world slowest builds on an XE Nova!

[Stoo]

Has Not Got A Pm

Edit was meant for riggy hahaha!!

errrm is called paul

[smcgsi16v]

Lives where I used to live, twice.

[Rickyb]

likes corsa gsi's

[Jcb]

is male and is large.

[Dave.]

is named after one of these lol

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h80/x_novadose_x/JCB-3CX-Backhoe-K.jpg

[raymond]

has a fettish for png stickerslol

[Lee]

Owns probably the nicest breeze blue nova I know of

[Dan]

likes little boys and picking his nose

[nova ian]

Has wider arches than he had before!!

[Dave.]

rescued a nova from heaven

[Rickyb]

has got to much time lol only joking mate

[Adam]

Is online atm

[adam c]

has a white rocker cover

[Dave.]

has a mint nova

[smcgsi16v]

is member 0042

[Rickyb]

keeps posting before me

[smcgsi16v]

posted after me.

[Rickyb]

lol that was ment for xXx nova xXx hehe

[smcgsi16v]

is too slow

[Saloony]

Knows how to use a pool cue

[Ricky G]

is the saloon godfather

[Alex.]

Has not paid up ?10 yet :p

[Jack]

Is a fine one to talk!

....as technically, neither have you :p

[draper]

is, according to certain younger members on here a hobo

[Jack]

Could single handedly keep the entire Artois brewing company afloat lol

[Alex.]

Is wrong as I gave him the ?10 the following day.

And is a secret closet homo

[mowgli]

I may as well say this. to save anybody else doing it.

/\/\ Has fine knockers, but they seem to be black & white (I have only seen them on the forum, so can't confirm this in real life)

[General Baxter]

lives near me

[Paul]

Drives a 4x4

[stevenf]

is a club member without an avatar

[Paul]

saw what ye was saying and not has an avatar!

[Stoo]

is spelt LUAP backwards

[Novadex]

looks like Gary Barlow...

[Stoo]

looks like Gary Barlow...

already been used n00b

cant think of his own replies!

[Jack]

Hates cucumber sandwiches




lol lol lol lol

[Stoo]

Hates cucumber sandwiches




lol lol lol lol

WTF???

is not very sharp for a razor!

[Novadex]

Once appeared in a music video! [Razor]

replies bloomin quick [stu]

[Stoo]

better

has a CRACKING avatar

[Jack]

Created PNG group on Facebook... or was it myspace? Or both... lol < Novadex...

Stu just puts replies in the way lol


WTF???

is not very sharp for a razor!
You know exactly what I mean, you saw the pictures on RB :p

[Stoo]

is completely wrong about the PNG group thing!!

mmmm cucumber!

[NOVA_LEE]

^^^is doing something with a cucumer who knows what but yeah lol

[Stoo]

needs to ask kinkynova/monza/tard about cucmubers to understand

[JSeymour]

had a wide arch nova with funkay paintwork

[Stoo]

has 2015 posts

[Saloony]

Has a lovely haircut...

[Jack]

Drives a proper nova

[Stoo]

is a gayer

[Saloony]

Loves Jack in his skimpies

[Stoo]

is thinking jacks just misunderstood

[Saloony]

Hasnt noticed the edit

[Stoo]

pwned me

[Saloony]

In the RAF

[Stoo]

is called craig daiper

[Adam]

Wants to buy NJ's nova

[Stoo]

is right, but the person before him is struggling to sell his DC5 so may PX for an EK9 instead!@

[Saloony]

Spelt my last name wrong

[Stoo]

is calle diaper then

[Saloony]

Has a bad hand from ****ing, as hes having trouble hitting the keys on the keyboard lol

[Stoo]

is confused at me having a bad hand from singing!

[Saloony]

Makes me chuckle.

[Stoo]

is chuckling at me

[coochiSR]

Is being laughed at.

[smcgsi16v]

Has tinsle in his car

[John]

drives a corsa!

[smcgsi16v]

drives a very old Nova!

[coochiSR]

Posted twice!

[smcgsi16v]

Got it wrong.

[Saloony]

Hasnt noticed he posted twice

[coochiSR]

Is correct, until he deleted it, trying to make me look stooopid!

[Adam]

Is the SouthEast regional co-ordinator

[coochiSR]

Has 118bhp Nova........

[Adam]

Has more power than i do lol

[coochiSR]

Is correct, (When i'm in high boost)

[Riggy]

used to have a mk3 astra

edit aimed at adam

[coochiSR]

Is incorrect. Never owned a Mk3 Astra! Fine, i'll let you off!

[smcgsi16v]

was born in 1989. (bl00dy hell your young)

[coochiSR]

Has Bad Rep!

[Riggy]

also has bad rep

[smcgsi16v]

is a jewel in the rough

[Saloony]

Is really my brother

[smcgsi16v]

is really bad at bowling

[Saloony]

But against him im sh1t hot

[Riggy]

has a tv featured saloon

[coochiSR]

Drive's MK4 Astra! And own's a PEPe!

[smcgsi16v]

Has had 1 referral.

[Riggy]

has a very tidy bubble GSI

[Jack]

Is a crazy northern monkey

[Riggy]

spent alot of money on a gear box

[NovaLad]

Has a Bumper i want

[Riggy]

will be gutted when i paint it white lol

[Dan]

has 3 belly's

[Dave.]

has 1 belly

[draper]

had a horn push fetish

[Adam]

Uses a forklift for a car jack.

Edit-To dave/\
Lol

[Dave.]

has a bigger engine than me lol

[Novadex]

has a girly NL name!

[Riggy]

has nice tits

and pmsl @ dan lol ill set rexy on you again haha

[Dave.]

has a door i want and a bonnet i gave him lol

[vaughanmc]

Has a sad fetish about old PNG stickers lol

[NovaLad]

Has too many stickers and should apply for halfrauds lol

EDIT:-Mines for Dave lol!

[coombsey]

needs help fittng springs

[Paul]

Edit, for Novalad: hes an annoying ****e he has made a big impact

For Coombsey- Has tinted windows? lol

[Dave.]

has a hand as his avatar

[Paul]

Is the Price of Mince's Son

[Adam]

Is a terrorist

Of the tarmac variety ;) lol

[burgo]

started this stupid thread

[Paul]

joined in on this stupid thread

[ReeceH]

is a cowboy mechanic lol :edit: for burgo



is from darnn sarthhh!

[burgo]

is a cheeky fooker!!



cowboy my ass

[General Baxter]

has long hair like a girly girl lol

[ste porter]

seriously needs keeping away from novas and angle grinders

[General Baxter]

gives me free pipe lol

[John]

sells cheap xe calibras (baxter)

[General Baxter]

bahahaha is too slow

[coombsey]

breaks every thing

[ste porter]

doesent know me

[ReeceH]

has a rather cool pickup!

[ste porter]

has read my f/s thread and wishes it was his lol

[ReeceH]

is correct, but with a broken xe nova van, and a broken corsa let. must get them back on the road before i start buying cars again lol

[ste porter]

should pm me about swoping for his broken xe nova van

[Dave.]

has half a corsa

[Rickyb]

posted before me again

[ste porter]

messed up my reply about xxx nova xxx

[Novadex]

was born an asshole :thumb:

[ste porter]

was a laugh at pvs2007

[Ash]

had a red 2.0 8v track nova

[Jack]

Is a white van man

[ste porter]

is correct

[NovaLad]

Likes to squeeze his penis on cam.

EDIT- For jack

[ste porter]

needs to make sure the above post is clearly ment for razor jack lol

[ReeceH]

likes to watch men squeezee there penis on cam.....*concerened look* *novalad*

may also like to watch penis squeezing, im not sure? lol

[Ash]

is the only person on my ignore list *edit - for novalad16*

[draper]

has just put the most pathetic reply ive read yet

edit - i dont know who that reply was for, im going back on the drink - things make more sense

[Jack]

Is really called Damper


Likes to squeeze his penis on cam.

EDIT- For jack
Wtf? :wtf: Are you fantasizing about my penis? :tard:

[ste porter]

is a legend on the wife beater ........... for draper

[mowgli]

has had part of his roof removed! damned pikeys.....

[smcgsi16v]

Is named after somebody/something from jungle book.

[Paul]

wishes he had a nova :)

[JSeymour]

likes this thread so much he put it in his sig

[General Baxter]

has illegal number plates lol

[Paul]

Edit, for JSeymour: Is very observative (I just like the abuse that Ad got in the first post lmao)

For Baxter: Loves Chrome Bling Bling Bull Bars, covered in blood!

[smcgsi16v]

Is interested in moonlighting.
(whatever that may be)

[draper]

has a corsa, wishes he had a nova

[smcgsi16v]

Has repeated what Paul said on the previous page.

[Paul]

Is observative

(Moonlighting is doing odd jobs here and there, all good! :))

EDIT: Im sure I read in genral, you saying you want another nova?!

[smcgsi16v]

Does odd jobs here and there under the moonlight. ie. dogging.

[Paul]

Contradicts himself! :p, maybe not, i swear you said and no i don't want another nova somewhere in here!


But do still want a Nova for the fun factor.

SEE!

[smcgsi16v]

Is correct.

[Paul]

Is correct also

[Dave.]

is addicted to this thread lol

[NovaLad]

Want's to take me for a illegal ride in his car lol

[Dave.]

wants to take me for a ride in his car.... help me someone

[stevenf]

has had 2221 posts

[Dave.]

is incorrect, i have 3222 posts, not 2221