Post about the person before you

[Dod]

Means Dod is lovely and I want him. FACT.

[Tilly]

DOD = drunk and disorderly

[wisewood]

Misses her home town

ps. good name for a bar - que pasa.

[large_steve182]

has bad reputation

[Dod]

DOD = drunk and disorderly

Thats D A D

Tilly = FAIL

[wisewood]

should not be mean about fellow members or will face my wrath lol

[Dod]

Gave me a link that wont work cuz of where he gave it.

[wisewood]

should check the thread i just created for his attention

[Dod]

Has impressed me with his scarrage.

[wisewood]

hasnt seen my best ones but they are in a very private place, so isnt likely to see them either lol

[Dod]

Is more than welcome to keep them private.

[wisewood]

wont be seeing them anytime soon - besides, covered with hair now anyway

[Dod]

Has made my day by telling me that. Thank you.

[Tilly]

is happy as a pig in ****e

[wisewood]

is a bit moody today

[L14MNP]

Is partially regretting not having a hook.

[wisewood]

doesnt know i actually do have a hook... the hand pictured in the other thread is prosthetic

[Mike]

Woodentop :D

[wisewood]

thinks i have a wooden top

[lee-loon]

nearly worked a 18hour shift

[wisewood]

doesnt know i have since worked a 24 hour shift lol

[L14MNP]

Is on here night and day.

[wisewood]

doesnt realise wisewood is a bot created by kev to keep the forums busy

[L14MNP]

Discusses bots and bumming on this forum within a few hours of each other.

[Tilly]

Is right about ww

[wisewood]

knows best

[Tilly]

reads i dont like you under his name (not nice is it)

[wisewood]

should suggest a new phrase

[Tilly]

post whore

[wisewood]

just made me choke with shock

[lee-loon]

owns a nice scar,

[Dod]

Has a "Carry on..." styleAvatar.

[wisewood]

just made me LMFAO with that comment.

[Dod]

Is right to laugh, it was a funny comment.

[wisewood]

full of himself this morning

[Dod]

Is incorrect but i did do some funny things worth respect last night.

[wisewood]

will only get respect if he puts a huge post on here about it going into enormous detail - and even then, respect will have to be earned on merit

[Dod]

Should be aware that I need no respect, even when due it.

I am Batman.

[wisewood]

is NOT batman

[Dod]

Should get into chat and stop working. How irresponsible.

Also, I am Batman and I have proof.

[wisewood]

should rest assured i will be along a.s.a.p. i am just in the middle of preparing some info for the boss that should have been done yesterda - he needs it by 10:00 and its nearly 10 now oops

[Dod]

Should note that Bosses are over rated.

[wisewood]

is absolutely right... but as this is the last reporting i will do before i leave i'd like to do it right lol

[Dod]

Should do it ****ways and include Movie Quotes, Song Lyrics and quote clearly last Saturdays Lotto numbers.

[wisewood]

is ignoring my dramatic arrival in chat

[Dod]

Didnt actually make a dramatic enterance. Also, is ignoring my "Antics" on GTA4 last night.

[Lauren]

was not on GTA4 last night!

[large_steve182]

should be busy cleaning or having babies like normal women

[Dod]

Obviously has no Girlfriend.

Lauren, I was but after 10. I offended numerious users by phoning them and ordering a take away and announcing Humpty Dumpty was a Drug addict.

[L14MNP]

Doesn't know humpty dumpty was a cannon.

[Dod]

Should Join Live Chat for the real true Identity of Humpty Dumpty.

Being a Cannon and an Egg is a product of the Media. Its what THEY want you to think.

[wisewood]

is crazy, everyone KNOWS humpty dumpty is a giant egg who wears clothes

ps. yes i know, everyone who knows he is an egg is wrong. it was a cannon.

[Dod]

IS INCORRECT.

HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS NOT A CANNON.

There may have been a Cannon named Humpty Dumpty but its not the origional Humpty Dumpty.

[L14MNP]

IS A LIAR! lol

Had a richer strory told childhood than mine. My bed time story telling friend is Wikipedia :(

[Lauren]

should get on xbox live as well.

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The foundations of the wall were incorrect
So he won a grand with claims direct

[wisewood]

doesnt know that humpty dumpty sat on a WALL

[Dod]

Should GET IN LIVE CHAT!!!

Click PNG Live Chat at the top of the page.

Edit: Slow

[L14MNP]

is slower than a 0-60 run in a serena

[Lauren]

doesnt know that i cant get in live chat as it is blocked at work :(

edit: too slow

[Dod]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humpty_Dumpty

Read the last entry.

NOT A REPLY>

[Lauren]

Lol!!!!!
I just nearly fell off my chair laughing and now i'm in trouble at work

[L14MNP]

Has just read another BS entry in the book of lies

[Dod]

Re Edited

[L14MNP]

If you're referring to me blud i dun it so it woz mor koherint innit...

Obsesses about Live Chat ^

[wisewood]

shuns live chat

[Lauren]

doesn't buy his wife flowers

[wisewood]

doesnt know that for a fact

[Dod]

Is King, (of Queens)

[wisewood]

is a jester

[Dod]

/\ Propaganda. Lies, Untrue and not mentioned in Wikipedia thereofre is not the truth.

[wisewood]

should check again later

[Lauren]

should post a link. *sniggers*

[wisewood]

should check http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jester carefully

[Lauren]

has actually done it, but very subtly. lol lol lol

[wisewood]

may find a few other references in other wiki pages in the future... you never know.

[Dod]

Shouldnt copy my Wikipedia Grafiting without written permission.

Dod = Some form of Jester. I jest you not, or do i?

[wisewood]

Is some form of Jester. FACT.

Tenali Ramakrishna (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenali_Ramakrishna), also known as Dod, was jester in Vijayanagara Empire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vijayanagara_Empire). In the Islamic world , Jesters were referred to being a joke. Birbal was a Jester in Emperor Akbar's court

[Dod]

You what you what??

Dat is wikid Blood. Init.

[Dod]

Should read this>>>


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish#See_also

[wisewood]

Also features here; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DOD

[Dod]

Has posted a link in which I can find no reference directly to me.

[wisewood]

should try again

edit: dont bother. this is the second time it has been removed.

[Paul]

has for some unknown reason returned to the land of Novaload/PNG?

[wisewood]

for some reason thinks i need a good and just reason to return?

[Dod]

Needs a good reason to return but actually has one

[wisewood]

thinks he knows the reason? should share.

[Dod]

Leaving work soon and CBA doing anything. Thats the reason shared with me.

[wisewood]

has one of my reasons correct. there are others.

[Dod]

Possibly thinks I'm bovvered init?

[wisewood]

is itching to know my reasons but will never make me talk


*going for lunch & a chat on the phone*

[Dod]

Hopefully will have a good lunch. Really, I mean it.

[Tilly]

Has missed me HAHA

[wisewood]

has missed me

[Tilly]

like a bear with a sore head

[wisewood]

means i am like a teddy bear with a sore head - cuddly and cute with a little bandage around the top

[Tilly]

and hairy bythe looks of your pic

[wisewood]

hates a hairy man - i know this - so i keep the hair as protection

[Dod]

Should get a fu(king room!!

[Tilly]

dont be jealous

[wisewood]

doesnt know i already have one booked for friday - now i just need to get her there... hmmmmm how do i do this?

[Dod]

Whistle, you know how to whistle dont you??

[Lauren]

has not followed the rules

[Tilly]

is female like my good self

wisewood dont talk nonsense

[wisewood]

thinks i talk nonsense

edit: this would have worked no matter who came before me - clever eh!

[Dod]

Is neither big nor clever.

[wisewood]

is very wrong. i am big.

[Tilly]

should concentrate on his work

big as in fat ?

[wisewood]

thinks i might be fat - yes, i am.

[Dod]

Is Fat, Dod is Phat init Bruv>?

[wisewood]

believes i am fat - shock!

[Dod]

Must see this>>>

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/shr0287l.jpg

[wisewood]

thinks i must see that - but why?

[Tilly]

i dont get it

[Dod]

Doesnt see the connection between the above picture and this one>>>>

http://www.deercrack.com/banana/images/comp-cover-bm.gif

[wisewood]

is being random and will be punished soon

[Dod]

Has sussed me out. Thank you.

[wisewood]

nothng but a post whore.

[Dod]

Nothing but a whore.

[wisewood]

shocks me to the very core.

[Tilly]

is thinking hes a rapper

[Dod]

Wishes she was Ghetto

[wisewood]

doesnt know just how ghetto tilly really is. Black as the ace of spades mate.

[Dod]

http://bellsouthpwp.net/h/o/housedeb/images/Ghetto%20girls.jpg

Should use this as a comparasant (sp)

[Tilly]

how did you know about ma boobs

[Tilly]

the more i look at this pciture the more resemblances i have

[Dod]

If she's talking about the above Pictures, its not hard to see em.

[wisewood]

hasnt seen Tilly's picture?

[Dod]

Is right. Care to share?

[wisewood]

She looks just like those two up there mate, so she might be quite offended by you making jokes about it - big and black, and always wears a see through dress and heels.

[Tilly]

haha shut up , i dont own anything see through (dont think i do )
and i is white.
got the big bit right

[wisewood]

tells lies. she is black but slim.

[Tilly]

lies

[wisewood]

is right - tilly is white, and kinda good looking, if you like that sort of thing

[Tilly]

and is married so dont even botherpming me for pics or whatever

[Dod]

SHould sent the afore mention Pics my way.

[wisewood]

hasn't realised tilly has the perfect defence against the school-boys on here now she is married

[Dod]

Is thinking about school boys for some reason. :S

[Lauren]

thinks he is big and scary but is about as scary as a potato.

Tilly; will you pm me the pics? lol

[wisewood]

trying to get tillys pics so she can sell them to Dod lol

[Dod]

Has posted about a woman that seems very manly in mentality.

[wisewood]

has me wondering "which woman" ?

[Dod]

Doesnt know I was talking about Lauren.

[Tilly]

was gonna say im far from manly should watch his cheek

[wisewood]

should have been doing something else by now

[Dod]

Should look on Chat

[Tilly]

is right

[Lauren]

has avoided my question about sending me pics ;)

Btw Dod, you keep saying about how 'manly' I am, I just want to point out that I do not have short hair, am not covered in tattoos, do not wear tracksuits, and I do not spend my evenings smoking cigars and drinking beer. I am just not a girly girl lol

[wisewood]

has had a logo or something made for her by Dod - though i dont know what he means to be honest.

edit: tilly not lauren

[Dod]

Should prove this with the presentation of Pictures.


Edit: SLOW

[L14MNP]

is a pic whore

[Dod]

Is a whore.

[wisewood]

thinks tilly is ghetto

[Dod]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Dods1/tillys-logo.jpg
Means that.

I simply googled it and this came up.

[Lauren]

Has just asked either me or tilly to put up pictures?

[Dod]

Asked you.

[Lauren]

should come to that nova show in poddington next year and see me in the flesh

[wisewood]

wants to show dod her flesh

[Dod]

Is going to be naked at a Nova show.

Edit: Everyone does ww, its a burdin but its also nice. :D

[wisewood]

was slow. i am not going to be naked at a nova show

[Lauren]

is being filthy, I will NOT be naked (depending on how hot it is)

edit: i meant Dod

[Dod]

Wants me so bad.

[wisewood]

loves himself. someone has to i suppose.

[Dod]

Loves me as well

[L14MNP]

Likes man love and online gaming x

[Andy_L]

Likes man love and online gaming x

needs to become a member

[wisewood]

knows what L14MNP needs

[L14MNP]

hasn't a clue what i need, neither has andy

[wisewood]

seems confident

[L14MNP]

Realises my self confidence. I hold but 1/1000th of your self confidence however.

[wisewood]

doesnt even come close to 1/1000th of my self confidence. I am the dictionary definition of confident. Today. Tomorrow i will be the definition of insecure.

[Lauren]

has split personalities

[wisewood]

doesnt know me well enough to declare this as though it is fact

[Lauren]

wouldn't have said that if i'd posted something nice about him ;)

[wisewood]

thinks there is something wrong with multiple personality disorder :eek:

[Lauren]

Has mistaken me, but Mr Hyde had one and he wasn't nice

[wisewood]

is called Lauren... most probably.

[Dod]

Has run out of stuff to post.

[wisewood]

doesnt know i was just a bit busy lol

[L14MNP]

Is probably still on with the two day late report for his boss

[Dod]

Is speculating and not in Chat. Now needs to explain why.

[wisewood]

doesnt know that today is my busiest day of the month

L14MNP - no, report was finished yesterday at 10:07. 7 minutes late. But then he didnt see the email and came asking me when it would be ready at 4:30pm. Idiot. Why not chase it at 10:30 if it was expected at 10 lol.

[Dod]

Thinks I was posting about him.


CHat has a few users in at the moment. I'm scared. I dont like change.

[wisewood]

doesnt like change

[L14MNP]

Hasn't got change. Foldin' monies only.

[Dod]

Still hasnt Club Membership.

[Martin]

needs to add me on Live

NovaMartin

[Dod]

NEeds to come into chat and also add me as super dod69 on GTA4 Live.

[wisewood]

is desperately wanting to play with Dod

edit: lateness. Failure. Shame.

[L14MNP]

Constantly hassles me to get club membership. I haven't got a Nova to stick my PNG sticker to lol

edit: also failure with the replies, this should count seconds not just hours and minutes lol

[Dod]

Should feel shamed.

[L14MNP]

Has a **** avatar in comparison to his older Opel one :(

[Dod]

Still has no Membership.

[L14MNP]

Is trying to bully me into putting my hand in my pocket. I hail from the north east boyo, north/south divide is very evident up here lol I may do after I have walked the whippet, alreet pet.

[Dod]

Sorry, but WHAT???

[wisewood]

didnt understand - good - i thought it was just me.

[Lauren]

Has made me feel better as I wondered what the f*ck he was talking about too lol

[Dod]

Hasnt bought me any flowers yet.

[Martin]

Should be buying her flowers

[Lauren]

has just said exactly what I said the other day!

[wisewood]

wants flowers from dod

[Lauren]

Is correct, and I think he owes me them after the amount of names he calls me online

[wisewood]

thinks Dod is black.

[Dod]

Is Correct.

Black as the Ace of Hearts.

Lauren, you need to put out a lil before I buy you flowers.

[wisewood]

should buy flowers first in "the real world"

[Dod]

Doesnt know I already have.

[Lauren]

Should just stop mucking around and elope with me.

[Dod]

Wants me that bad.

[wisewood]

doesnt realise she just means move to England.

[Dod]

May know that there is **** all chance of that ever happening.

[Tilly]

must like guiness?

[Dod]

Is wrong. Cant stand the stuff. But I like the Countryside, green fields and the funny "narr narr" accent.

[Tilly]

has an irish accent?

[Dod]

Naturally since I'm Irish.

Pointing out the obvious.

[Lauren]

doesn't love me enough

[Tilly]

wants dod to love her

[wisewood]

wants me to love her lol

[Tilly]

is dreaming

[wisewood]

is in my dreams :-p

[Tilly]

Gets worse with age

[wisewood]

still hates me after all these years

[Dod]

Is great with the ladys. lol

[Lauren]

is not black

[Smurf-Xx]

Is random.........

[Lauren]

hasnt been on here for aaaaages...

[wisewood]

wishes dod was black - once you go black you never go back

[Mike]

THe mighty wise one

[wisewood]

damn right

[Mike]

Part of PNG's furniture lol

[jimbob-mcgrew]

this thread STILL fkin going.. jeez

[Dod]

Has his WIP in Club Chat only. WHY???

[wisewood]

should provide a link and i will move it

[Dod]

http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95298


Should know he can hold my hand if he wants toooooo, cuz I want to hold it to.

[Jack]

Does not realise Mike put his WIP into club chat because he only wants club members to see it, due to previous cars being stolen etc.

[wisewood]

should have said before i moved it - i've put it back now lol

[Jack]

Needs to read faster... I did - I checked to see if you'd moved it before making that post lol

[wisewood]

should have moved it back himself and saved me the effort of finding it again on page 2

[Jack]

hadn't moved it when I checked, at that point it was still in club chat :p

[wisewood]

has, on this occasion, been TOO efficient

[Martin]

has cheesy chat up lines, and there for should be banished from and thread with females in..

[wisewood]

should give examples of me using these chat up lines - otherwise its all just rumour and conjecture

[Martin]

Knows its true...


is in my dreams :-p

[wisewood]

obviously doesnt know the full dynamic of my friendship with Tilly. its riddled with sarcasm like that lol

[Martin]

Is speaking but al i hear is Blah Blah


Pmsl :D

[Jack]

Has seen Alex's boobies lol

[wisewood]

seems happy about this?

[Jack]

Is right, I like to distribute boobies to the masses.

boobies for all! The people demand boobies!

[wisewood]

hasnt distributed any to me :-(

[Welsh Dan]

Can see mine if he wants.

[wisewood]

can show me if he wants.

ps. awesome signature!!

[Dod]

Has odd taste in Sigs. HELLO! :D