Why not take up a sport, it might help you keep more motivated??
Whats pissed me off today...jokingly saying to my boss that we would work Saturday...best set my alarm for saturday :tard:
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Why not take up a sport, it might help you keep more motivated??
Whats pissed me off today...jokingly saying to my boss that we would work Saturday...best set my alarm for saturday :tard:
Im too fat,well unfit,out of any type of fitness or form for football these days and havent played properly for 8 years.
I like running but thats fail on ya own
i always made friends with the people i work with but it seems the majority of the people i work with at bg are a bunch of lying, snitching, backstabbing fook burgers, you know the type willing to stand on there own grandmother to get a bit further in life
cant be dealing with people like that, so i will just be a loner and plod along at work ignoring them all untill i die or get fired lol
Kinda like the type i have worked with before.
Now im a true loner and self employed window cleaner lol
Exactly the reasons I left working at Fujitsu. The management team were utter useless bell ends.Quote:
Originally Posted by turbojolt
I was playing 5 a side once a week and was absolutely flagging until I started going to the gym. Got fit or so I thought lol theres a boxing gym opened near me about 6 weeks ago so I started going. First session was like torture lol but I've really got into it and going 3 times a week now plus running 3 days and resting the last. The coach is entering me in my first fight in 8 weeks so I'm training like fookQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
had you ever boxed before??
i like boxing,well the idea of the training anyway
Nope but the lad I'll be boxing has only had one fight and lost it...
Training is seriously intense, I've come on leaps and bounds in both fitness and skill. Initially I only started to get fit as I've always fancied boxing training wise but the coach is trying to get me to fight as I'm currently the only heavyweight. I thought I'd be like 'fook that' but I'm quite excited about it
Have you tried masterbation for relief lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
Im as good as married with 2 children,my days of jacking off to hollyoaks etc are long,long gone lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
Divorce is the only answer then lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
i was under the impression when you got a misses and kids you had to start it up again, like a crazed 13 year when he found his mates sisters nickers in the wash bin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy
fukk that south..
too dear lol
mr jolt,nah,it is not as regular,but definately definately not dormant lol
Tbh you appreciate it alot more lol
Get TJ to send secret love letters to your missus, you can then have a reason to get rid... who'd want him anyway lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Andy
get with it southie no one sends love letters, its all about knob photos on msn and facebook lol
Getting a phone call on day one of my son returning to school.
Bloody hell what's he done Jeff?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff16v
TJ, love letters are more sentimental... if you can still write... I can't anymore, well only in capitals lol
Noiseyness coming from the back of the 5series. Praying for a knackered wheel bearing.... Although I know rightly it's probably the diff. Hopefully the Indy should have it fixed tomorrow , otherwise I'm walking 7 miles to work on saturday night. :(
I'm the same. lol . Then when I do rarely have to write its a mess with the odd word in capitals and the odd in 'joined up'. Errr can I've another form please. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
i tried writing some soppy crap in a book i gave to my bird once, never again! all she done was point out the spelling mistakes :O
He disrupted class by talking to his friends that he hasn't seen in 7 weeks, and continued after being warned several times. His teacher reduced him to tears and is also sending a letter home to explain what is acceptable behaviour! ie no talking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Southie
He's 8 years old btw!
isn't soppy crap the same as diarrhoea?
lol
i don't do much romantic stuff......i flatly refused to buy the missus an engagement ring, as i was buying her a wedding ring...
she'll never leave me, cos she would get sole custody of the kids.....lol lol
Lmfao,lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
Jeff, your lad just seems excited to see everyone again... The teacher on the other hand needs to get laid lol
Having seen his teacher today, he's got a menopausal nazi this year, which isn't great when my son is that class entertainer. Of course as a sensible parent we've had a big chat tonight about how he can turn it around tomorrow. Inside I felt like, what a miserable bitch! Wasn't she excited once..Perhaps I should turn my charm on her, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
Go to the school in one of your Novas with the tunes on LOUD, she'll remember the good times lol
She's a bit older than that, crank up my gramaphone maybe, I'm certain hers had healed up, I hope so anyway, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Southie
what he said! thank **** theres only 3 fields left to harvest and the neighbouring farmer is helping out.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul080803
Jeff, I can relate to this! Last year my son (he was in yr4) who is also the class comedian was getting in trouble for talking. His teacher was 60+ and very old fashioned! This year he has gone back to his yr3 teacher who is mid 20s and he behaves perfectly, but is also allowed to be a 9 year old boy. So much happier and likes school again.
Oh and yes she is fiiiiiiit!!!!
My worry is that he is really popular and he likes everyone to have a laugh, he suffers because of it though as he'll get marked as a 8yr old abso waiting to happen. If she moves him to another class he'll be devastated but I don't want him to get upset when it's time to go to school.Quote:
Originally Posted by paul080803
A whole year of misery is a long time and if he hates her he won't work well and I can't blame him. I hope she supports them as much as she punishes them.
He has been lucky the last couple of years as all his old teachers thought he was hilarious and all were fit.
I went through my school life being like your son,i was the class clown,some teachers though didnt like it,its a power thing another teacher told me,because i was diverting the attention to me for a few light hearted seconds,the teacher couldnt get the attention i could and got mad.
Sounds exactly the same scenario..
I did fukk around worse as i got older though,but theres nothing wrong with a few jokes thrown into the lesson to break up the boredom and keep you on your toes.
probably just lost my job because of the jumped up **** i work with :mad:
what did you do, give him a slap?
F***ed up Friday getting into full swing this morning. Doesn't usually start til mid afternoon
Garage calling me and telling me my car will be in a week longer!!! Completely screwed up 2 big shows was supposed to be going to!!!
Getting a Corsa c remote fob for £5 and now a need tech2 to program the rcl
not been paid again 2 time in three week !!!!,expected to work my ass of all week then go weekend and part of next week without pay , fcuked off.......
did get a nice PPI return through though , which has kinda lifted my mood slightly ........
could have sworn i set my maximum bid on ebay for a set of 2nd hand toyo r888 tyres at 80 quid, but they went for 66????
baffed must have fooked up, really annoyed i never won them.
Getting kicked off a campsite because a few of my mates decided to be far too loud till 3am this morning. They went to another campsite but we felt embarrassed so came home.
Does make me proud of how well you lot behave at shows though. :)
I'm trying to cool down and my bedrooms like a frigging sauna :( looks like I'll have a rubbish nights sleep tonight then... no beers as well.