whats pissed you off today?

[Southie]

Im as good as married with 2 children,my days of jacking off to hollyoaks etc are long,long gone

Divorce is the only answer then

[turbojolt]

Im as good as married with 2 children,my days of jacking off to hollyoaks etc are long,long gone

i was under the impression when you got a misses and kids you had to start it up again, like a crazed 13 year when he found his mates sisters nickers in the wash bin?

[Andy]

fukk that south..
too dear
mr jolt,nah,it is not as regular,but definately definately not dormant
Tbh you appreciate it alot more

[Southie]

fukk that south..
too dear

Get TJ to send secret love letters to your missus, you can then have a reason to get rid... who'd want him anyway

[turbojolt]

get with it southie no one sends love letters, its all about knob photos on msn and facebook

[Jeff16v]

Getting a phone call on day one of my son returning to school.

[Southie]

Getting a phone call on day one of my son returning to school.

Bloody hell what's he done Jeff?

TJ, love letters are more sentimental... if you can still write... I can't anymore, well only in capitals

[steviegsi]

Noiseyness coming from the back of the 5series. Praying for a knackered wheel bearing.... Although I know rightly it's probably the diff. Hopefully the Indy should have it fixed tomorrow , otherwise I'm walking 7 miles to work on saturday night.

[steviegsi]

if you can still write... I can't anymore, well only in capitals

I'm the same. . Then when I do rarely have to write its a mess with the odd word in capitals and the odd in 'joined up'. Errr can I've another form please.

[turbojolt]

i tried writing some soppy crap in a book i gave to my bird once, never again! all she done was point out the spelling mistakes