whats pissed you off today?

[Andy]

Some people in pub last night who said theyd come for a "cheeky one"
Ghey bastard.wtf is a cheeky one.Did he realise how much of a nonce he sounded?
No.
Today.mongtards in supermarket who are ignorant by taking up the whole aisle by their trolley sat sideways while their gigantic behind blocks the remaining space.then when asked to politely move they give you dirty looks.i tell you what next time il ask ya to get the fukk out my way ya fat ****?!

[Rob H]

Lol hondafest sounds horrendous "Let's get some anodised camber arms and rear tow hooks"

[ShawnAzzopardi]

Lol hondafest sounds horrendous "Let's get some anodised camber arms and rear tow hooks"

Isn't that what it is anyway? They all look the same..

[Andy]

Haha so do vocksall novers.just different colours.

[ShawnAzzopardi]

Haha so do vocksall novers.just different colours.

But at least they don't sound like a constipated mouse fart through a walkietalkie

[wwmnw]

Bathfart.... there are ways and means to rig a rope to lower a keg into a cellar and retrieve the rope.... the odd slip knot will do it. Not that I'm agreeing with your manager.

*cough CASK cough* if you land it at the right angle a flick of the wrists will get the hook off the handle but with the plastic casks they are thicker so the hook can hold in place kinda digging into the plastic, with the steels it can jam at an angle that needs a hammer to get it out, but yeah there are ways and means but to be honest if its a 10ft+ drop I don't fancy chucking about half my body weight down a hole on the off chance I might slip and follow it in. Your wisdom is always appreciated though mate!

Pretty much all it is. I mean, every Honda's exhaust note sounds like my nan farting through a tuba while she's getting bitch slapped by a beached Whale

Burst out laughing while saying *WHAT THE FUCK* at the same time, well done I nearly choked on my beer

[mowgli]

Take a ladder ?

[ShawnAzzopardi]

*cough CASK cough* if you land it at the right angle a flick of the wrists will get the hook off the handle but with the plastic casks they are thicker so the hook can hold in place kinda digging into the plastic, with the steels it can jam at an angle that needs a hammer to get it out, but yeah there are ways and means but to be honest if its a 10ft+ drop I don't fancy chucking about half my body weight down a hole on the off chance I might slip and follow it in. Your wisdom is always appreciated though mate!



Burst out laughing while saying *WHAT THE FUCK* at the same time, well done I nearly choked on my beer

You're welcome for the laugh mate

[nova_niek]

The wife. Drunk. Again.

And no, it's not the type of drunk men dream about.

[pete17]

The wife. Drunk. Again.

And no, it's not the type of drunk men dream about.

if your not happy with it, you have 2 choices, 1, talk to her and sort it out or 2. bin her off and be happy !!!!