whats pissed you off today?

[mowgli]

bastid health & safety bloke.....


EXAMPLE
we want to cut some concrete with a stihl saw....

ok its at a food factory...

we have a water canister dust suppression system...

HIM:not good enough, it might fail & we might get some dusk on us....

ME:ok, we'll wear our dust masks that we brought....

HIM:not good enough, have you been 'face fitted' by a qualified person??????????

ME:I'm sorry, but why would we need to?????

HIM:because its a new HSE rule, and you need it.....


because of this tosser we have managed 2 hrs work in 2 days for 4 blokes.... the project manager is tearing his hair out because we aren't making progress, but as we keep telling him, every time we comply with the last idiotic rule, along comes another one to stop us.... this health & safety bloke is better than Arthur scargill at stopping men working

[bazil]

Having a workmate killed on site by reversing lorry,

Only 33 years old, such a shame,

[brainsnova]

Cut all the cornice bits cut for my kitchen units then wasn't happy and ripped it all off

[turbojolt]

Having a workmate killed on site by reversing lorry,

Only 33 years old, such a shame,

poor guy

[Mike]

HSE... my best friends

Funking wenker jobs worths.

[bazil]

poor guy

True mate, he was just doing his job and lost his life because someone else didnt follow site saftey rules,

[Mike]

True mate, he was just doing his job and lost his life because someone else didnt follow site saftey rules,

No banksman?

[Royston]

Having a workmate killed on site by reversing lorry,

Only 33 years old, such a shame,

Sad news matey

[bazil]

No banksman?

That what we believe but nobody is confirming it,

[mowgli]

shyte bazil.... how the hell did that happen???