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    Idiot doctors paging me on-call telling me patients are gonna die unless I reset their email passwords for them. On call I.T sucks. Since he pissed me off I refused to do it, he should of been polite.

    The muppet on the phone earlier to me "who should I ask for help then, the pope?" I wish I could answer that question honestly,

    How many more idiots till 8am tomorrow?

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    Went to go look at a discovery 300tdi advertised on gumtree earlier.
    Seller stated "no rust at all" and was "perfect"
    Utter rubbish,inner wings rotten,feeble attempt at covering it with waxoyl.
    Oil all over underneath,and incredibly the gearbox SUMP PLUG WAS MISSING.
    Luckily I arrived earlier and had a look before my attention was diverted,never even opened a door,he turned up and I said im off,not as you described.
    Even had the audacity to send me a text calling me strange....not strange,sensible.Gimp.
    The search continues.

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    I seen a sapphire Cosworth tonight and I now want one but dont think I can get one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff16v View Post
    Idiot doctors paging me on-call telling me patients are gonna die unless I reset their email passwords for them. On call I.T sucks. Since he pissed me off I refused to do it, he should of been polite.

    The muppet on the phone earlier to me "who should I ask for help then, the pope?" I wish I could answer that question honestly,

    How many more idiots till 8am tomorrow?
    Tell them its not ITIL compliant for you to do password resets, you should have a service desk full of fresh-outta-uni graduates doing that on £15k a year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack View Post

    Tell them its not ITIL compliant for you to do password resets, you should have a service desk full of fresh-outta-uni graduates doing that on £15k a year
    We do but they finish working at 5pm and don't start till even thinking about working till after 9am, not out of hours. Us hughly skilled muppets do that for a lot more an hour.

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    I seem to attract idiots. Just had a friend of my brothers ask me about a smell of fuel. So I gave him a few possibilities... Then he proceeded to try and brag about how he is gonna be putting a puma engine in it. Before I got too technical, i mentioned about putting better brakes on it so he would be able to stop... Stupid c**t then said how do I change the caliper then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeddyThom View Post
    I seem to attract idiots. Just had a friend of my brothers ask me about a smell of fuel. So I gave him a few possibilities... Then he proceeded to try and brag about how he is gonna be putting a puma engine in it. Before I got too technical, i mentioned about putting better brakes on it so he would be able to stop... Stupid c**t then said how do I change the caliper then?
    Sound get me his number I have a running puma here he can buy!

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    Having to eat my ham and egg salad with a funking spoon as we appear to have a fork thief going through our staff kitchen

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    Quote Originally Posted by dgbnova#1 View Post
    Sound get me his number I have a running puma here he can buy!
    Stupid **** on a well known auction site sending me the wrong distributor!! I guess my nova isn't going to be running this weekend after all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayley View Post
    Having to eat my ham and egg salad with a funking spoon as we appear to have a fork thief going through our staff kitchen
    I think you should report your fork-ing thief to the Police

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