whats pissed you off today?

[Asa-James]

i should be packing for billing

[deneil_gsi2000]

The mother in law sitting in my living room flicking through the channels whilst I'm trying to unwind from an absolute ****ter of a day in work. Just f?!£ off home will ya

[MK999]

Try doing 12hours on a tractors and then doing a ****e in a ditch because your 5+miles from the nearest bog...

Least your can wipe your ass on the grass.

[_Jake]

Least your can wipe your ass on the grass.

what about when your ploughing?

[MK999]

I don't know, I'm house trained, I don't need to crap in a ditch.

[mowgli]

what about when your ploughing?

most farm workers i know take bog roll with them as a matter of course....

[deneil_gsi2000]

most farm workers i know take bog roll with them as a matter of course....

Or wear 2 pairs of socks. Job done

[Mazz]

The amount of holes in my Nova, no MOT and Billing tomorrow And i'm a black fonter

[scott.parker]

The amount of holes in my Nova, no MOT and Billing tomorrow And i'm a black fonter

Humm, your not bringing yours then?

[Edd]

Women and weddings

One day to go and she's not sure on the colour of the bridesmaids dresses FFS