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    Woke up at 6am this morning after smelling something burning under the floor, pulled the floor up in the hallway and turned off all electrics. spoke to the lady downstairs and she said she burnt toast so thought nothing more of it. she went to work as did I and my wife went home with our 4 yr old daughter and it smells like a fire downstairs, rang fire brigade and they kicked the door in and found a load of burnt food left in the flat still smoldering, not toast! lying b!tch, she f&cked off to work after lying and left it smoking without telling us the truth. now your front door is smashed you dumb cow! serves you right.
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    and I bet she'll try moaning at you for the door being put through

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    Quote Originally Posted by conad View Post
    and I bet she'll try moaning at you for the door being put through
    I can Guarantee she will, why lie? I'f she'd of said i burn't some food and didn't bother to put it outside I wouldn't of ripped my floor up and called the fire brigade.

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    Not getting much done on my Nova in the last two days.
    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
    Far from suicidal
    Still I get them tendencies
    Bringing back them memories
    That I really miss when I reminisce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Young kids in cars who seeming empty the contents of their cars all over the road.
    Genetic faults.
    I frigging hate that! See it all the time, the window seems to be the new bin.
    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
    Far from suicidal
    Still I get them tendencies
    Bringing back them memories
    That I really miss when I reminisce

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    Ebay,they have ballsed around with it yet again ffs.
    Is it any better than when i set up 7 years ago? is it fukk!

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    Finding that my vacuum pipe had come off my fuel pressure regulator, meaning the engine had been running mega rich and using loads of fuel all week... I did wonder why I'd only managed 150 miles to a whole tank!

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    T#$ ting my head whilst under the car because the dog took a run up and headbutted me in the nuts

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    Quote Originally Posted by deneil_gsi2000 View Post
    T#$ ting my head whilst under the car because the dog took a run up and headbutted me in the nuts
    Your knackers are on ya head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Your knackers are on ya head?
    eh? i was lay under car, dog runs up and nuts me in bollocks which makes me headbutt the underneath of car.

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