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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar
    And why did she do that? inexperiance or spite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar
    And why did she do that? inexperiance or spite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar

    Eek, sounds painful!

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    hmm dates....dates....hmmm im stuck for even remembering my last one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar
    i have it on good authority, from a few sources that is the worse pain EVAAARRRR

    my ex once caught my banjo string between her teeth, she tried to move and i followed her about the bedroom more than when i first tried to pull her !!

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    when i was a youth! me and a friend was out late and met two girls,they were ok but not marriage material, anyway went back to theres and i was boning one on the sofa while my friend was being sucked off by the other,
    well i finished and i looked over at him (same room obviously so these were classy girls) anyway he cum in her mouth and all i remember was her chasing him round the room as he pulled his knob from her mouth she was screaming 'come here i havent finished with you yet' obviously i laughed hysterically at this point, the two girls then went in the kitchen and we did one out the front window laughing!.
    wish i was that young again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar
    I hope Stuart apologised?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee View Post
    I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar
    This is the problem with getting a nosh off sergar!!! sicko.....

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