Dating horror stories

[Mike]

Never really done the whole dating thing TBH, met all manner of people but the ones I end up with I just met randomly :S

[Spudly]

Whats a 'date'

[Jack]

i'd imagine you were hoping it was the other way round.....

Tut, give me some credit. I usually wait til after the first date to spring forth "the love sausage" lmfao

[mk1nova_rich]

a small shrivelled up fruit

[Mike]

a small shrivelled up fruit

Raisin?

I do love a good guessing game :D

[mk1nova_rich]

Eh it was a response to Spud's question

[Southie]

a small shrivelled up fruit

Poor Spud, and I thought he preferred plums

[Iain]

Eh it was a response to Spud's question

I thought it was meant to be a description of Jacks manhood

[Lee]

I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar

[MK999]

I was seeing a girl many years ago who, upon commencing fellatio in my car for the first time, literally tore the skin from my gentleman sausage with her teeth. I actually nearly cried, and I still have a scar

I know the title said horror stories, but I wasn't expecting that. Also I know now a small detail about what Lee's penis looks like, which is a bit wrong.