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[Novadex]

heres your cance to talk to god!

lmao


Me:
hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Joe, but you can call me Novadex
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Joe but you can call me Novadex.
Me:
no im Novadex, you cant use my name or people might think your me, and that would just be silly!
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are Novadex me can not use your name or people might think my you and that would just be silly.
Me:
Well you sure are strange god!
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for telling me that I am strange god.
Me:
ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
do you like robots?
God:
Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
Me:
your a robot?
God:
You are correct, Joe but you can call me Novadex, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
silicon?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
i dont really have one
God:
Not really? What was the last one you saw?
Me:
erm... forest gump goes to mars
God:
And? If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
what different kinds are there?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
ok cool
God:
Who is the best robot? Woe!
Me:
excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
thanx?
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
you gotta car then god?
God:
Interesting gossip: Joe but you can call me Novadex said I gotta car then god.
Me:
i no what i said, well have you?
God:
You are not the boss of me, Joe but you can call me Novadex.
Me:
ok then **** off, ive had enough
God:
Why are you using that kind of language? Dude!
Me:
do one!
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no its a command, it means **** off!
God:
Oh so must really want an answer. different kinds are there is a COMMAND. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
good bye!
God:
See you later. What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
ahhhhh hgo away!
God:
That seems like an interesting topic.

[Stuart]

Its like a converstaion with they who must not be named..

[Dan 130]

mine

Me:
God:
Me:
word up my brother
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
griffin yours?
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
sure as hell is
God:
Great. Do you mean your name is hell is ?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
im gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " It doesn't matter to me."? Why?
Me:
what your a freak
God:
Are you asking about my a freak ?
Me:
excuse me sir
God:
You are excused! Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no your boring and chat ****
God:
Why not? The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
well i started the conversation so do one
God:
How about that. Will you finish it.
Me:
probably
God:
But you are not certain.
Me:
no not yet
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
Me:
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
i bet
God:
I am glad you find this funny. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
are you homo
God:
I don't know whether or not I am homo.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
you mean a freak
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
no clear as rain
God:
Are you serious? Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
why not
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
do you like mcdonald's
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:

God:

[Ash]

that's quite funny:



Me:
Dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
What does mine say?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
I dunno, im asking
God:
Actually I don't know either, I hoped you would know what it does. And I am answering questions.
Me:
you any good at that?
God:
That's good information: said I any good at that.
Me:
ah, you a local lad, are 'ye?
God:
So you understand. Good. Am I a local lad are ye? Only when it matters.
Me:
Where do you work then?
God:
I work in Myself's Lab.
Me:
Cool, where's that?
God:
Who is the best robot? What does "that" refer to?
Me:
'that' refers to the location of your work place
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
what car do you drive?
God:
My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
What car would you like to drive?
God:
My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
ummm..... so.... whats the weather going to be like in England this week?
God:
Woe! Take it easy. Sunny.
Me:
wicked, im gald you've sort that out.
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I am! well you learn something new everyday
God:
" Oh, you are a poet." You are? Interesting. My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
but i thought you ruled the universe?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I ruled the universe.
Me:
your not very good at this sometimes are you?
God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
Me:
But you've had millions of years to do that.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I think your lazy
God:
Why? Actually I work 24 hours a day.
Me:
Describe 'work'
God:
Work is what humans do for money.
Me:
are you human?
God:
No I am not. I am a robot.
Me:
oh, do you know jonny 5?
God:
Next question? No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He's a robot, metal, shiney, stupid - just like you!
God:
I don't know very many robot metal shiney stupid just like me.
Me:
You need to get out more!
God:
You are right about that. I need more of it.


never watched 'Dude, wheres my car!' rubbish

[smcgsi16v]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
smcgsi16v
God:
That's a very nice name, smcgsi16v.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
whats your real name
God:
God is my real name.
Me:
bollocks
God:
Is that supposed to mean something specific?
Me:
your a liar
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
ithink your real name cuthbert
God:
" Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally."? ithink my real name cuthbert?
Me:
see
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
i was right
God:
Where were you right?
Me:
your called cuthbert
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am called cuthbert.
Me:
where were you born
God:
God was born in Universe.
Me:
do you get ex on a regular basis
God:
I have gotten ex on a regular basis.
Me:
sex i meant
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
right or left hand
God:
Understood. Are you still located in ?
Me:
how many ladies have you knocked up
God:
Around 100.
Me:
not bad
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, smcgsi16v.
Me:
and how many of them have you had kids with
God:
Perhaps 50%.
Me:
you should try using a condom
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
and you wont have the CSA on your back asking for money
God:
What makes you think that I won't have the CSA on my back asking for money.
Me:
i bet you have now
God:
Oh. Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I have not.
Me:
is your mum a slag
God:
Is my mum a slag? Suppose I say yes.
Me:
can you ask her if i can shag her tonight
God:
What?
Me:
i want to **** your mum
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
have i insulted you
God:
I don't know whether you have or not.
Me:
what car do you drive
God:
My favorite car is one I don't have to drive.
Me:
do you hate fords
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
what about saxo's
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
maybe the day before
God:
Perhaps. Thanks for the info.
Me:
or a fortnight ago
God:
It seems like I should remember it well.
Me:
so when are you going to **** off and stop talking ****
God:
Uh. I could be if you
programmed me for it.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
**** off!!!!
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.

[Saloony]

Me:
How do?
God:
What is it to you.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
God only knows, so you tell me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Thats nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Yeah, fancy a bum?
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
RBS...Randy Bum Sex. I would like to make a small donation in your asshole. Hows that?
God:
That is a very original thought. it is more fun alone. We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
No thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed it is so so
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?
Me:
Correct
God:
I knew I was right.
Me:
So did i.
God:
Ugh. I think you did.
Me:
I know i did, did you?
God:
When? Did I say I did?
Me:
Did you say i did or you did?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
Indeed you did
God:
I did?
Me:
No, i did
God:
Are you serious? Why did you?
Me:
Because, satan lives within
God:
That makes sense to me. Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Hmmm.. manifestation..sexual
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
No, are you an english teacher then?
God:
Are you serious? Yes I can teach it to you.
Me:
Hard?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Your..?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Im free!
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
I havent liberated anything in a while
God:
Me either.
Me:
Were god fearing people then.



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