Snoring?

[draper]

[L14MNP]

bet he's gutted

[kronk10]

I sung the first part of baa baa black sheep then shut up, my girlfriend has told me a couple of times when shes fast asleep that the girl upstairs is a terrorist and she has bombs !!!!!!!!! how ****ed up is that

[Kinky Monza]

A guy i was seeing ages ago was fast asleep, i was too but he starts shouting Mum Mum, then starts moaning but not in a good way maybe he had an extra special relationship with his mummy

[nova_ellen]

I've been know to nut the wall when in the asleep/awake limbo

OW!

i do that all the time.. i think i'm about to fall out of bed, so jump forward and head butt the wall.

[big gra]

I sung the first part of baa baa black sheep then shut up, my girlfriend has told me a couple of times when shes fast asleep that the girl upstairs is a terrorist and she has bombs !!!!!!!!! how ****ed up is that

haha did you know your not allowed to sing that anymore, racist aparently, its ba baa rainbow sheep,, lmao

[Matt2107]

^

Guess you used a cyber shot when you took that one(!)

Teabagging

Whenever I'm playing a shooting game on Xbox Live I ALWAYS get some little 14 year old boy who insists on teabagging my dead body!!!!

[L14MNP]

Whenever I'm playing a shooting game on Xbox Live I ALWAYS get some little 14 year old boy who insists on teabagging my dead body!!!!

...............then you awaken

dude, you're warped!

[Matt2107]

...............then you awaken

dude, you're warped!

I'm serious!!!

Some high pitched little gob ****e lobs a lucky frag grenade and next thing I know he's trying to "virtually" rub his balls in my face!.... and he thinks it's funny!!!!!!