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    Smile 1yrs tik

    MOT`ed the car last week, this was the outcome...

    • Window screen damage.
    • Washer jets dont supply enough liquid.
    • Horn dose not function.
    • Hazard switch dosent work correctly.
    • no light on rear reg plate.
    • front reg plate not sufficently fixed.
    • passenger seatbelt incorrectly fixed.
    • exhaust sys has a mounting that isnt supported my the exhaust sys.
    • CV joint split.
    • reverse light not working.
    After a little twidle with a few simple probs all was sorted . Feels good to have a years tax and MOT again

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    Carlsberg dont make failiure notes, but if they did, they would probably be the best failiure notes in the world

    Well, it would be minus the windscreen crack anyway!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bottlethroddy
    Carlsberg dont make failiure notes, but if they did, they would probably be the best failiure notes in the world

    Well, it would be minus the windscreen crack anyway!
    I had a window screen sitting in the garage so that wernt to bad...

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    Reverse light is not a reason for rejection! They're not tested.

    LOL @ windscreen washers not supplying enough fluid... WTF! They're nova ones! A mosquito can piss harder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorjack
    Reverse light is not a reason for rejection! They're not tested.

    LOL @ windscreen washers not supplying enough fluid... WTF! They're nova ones! A mosquito can piss harder!
    Thats ace! dont think mine have worked for two years now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorjack
    Reverse light is not a reason for rejection! They're not tested.
    true that, theyre not needed for an mot, i havnt got one at all,

    the rest of the list seems like a typical nova failure sheet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorjack
    Reverse light is not a reason for rejection!
    my indicaters worked only if the hazard switch was pushed in, so i think he tested the hazards first and realised it didnt work and the tried the indicaters... and it said "signal lights no working" on the sheet. Me being thick didnt think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorjack
    LOL @ windscreen washers not supplying enough fluid... WTF!
    , when my washer bottle isn't leaking like a teen at a Justin Timberlake gig and I can be bothered to fill it up, it wont reach more than the bottom quarter of the windscreen above 80!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rc

    the rest of the list seems like a typical nova failure sheet
    well, minus rust on:

    Chassis legs
    Rear panel
    Front panel
    both archs
    boot floor
    battery tray

    oh and wipers split

    Ash

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