whats pissed you off today?

[ShawnAzzopardi]

I dunno how to multi-quote, so in order
a) getting her to pay for it just makes it look really bad. Like, come on now
b) I'm more than sure she's a she
c) My grandma severely dislikes her, so it'd be a bad idea. We're planning this for another time.

[Stuart]

Top tip, yer grandma knows best

[turbojolt]

JUST SMASH IT IN THE PARK ALREADY!!!!!

Then fuck her off leaving her in tears walking back to the bus stop dribbling from the thighs...that's what I would do

[totalnova]

Top tip, yer grandma knows best

That's what I was thinking, with age generally comes wisdom.
But not always , just smash her in the back seat and tell her you'll call her in a few days.

[Andy]

Yeah,all this noncing about,shel remain an ex.
i can't see the problem,as long as your gran doesn't see it going in who cares?

[Stuart]

JUST SMASH IT IN THE PARK ALREADY!!!!!

Then fuck her off leaving her in tears walking back to the bus stop dribbling from the thighs...that's what I would do

Youd walk back to the bus stop crying while you dribble down the thighs... Always thought you were a fanny

[turbojolt]

Youd walk back to the bus stop crying while you dribble down the thighs... Always thought you were a fanny

You would love to see my flaps filthy whore

[Mike]

This is the second time I've visited the UK this year and the second time I've been several hours too late for my crossing, despite taking delays into consideration. ARSE.

Yep, UK highways & volume of traffic is dire compared to anywhere else Ive EVER driven in the world!! (Maybe make an execption for Los Angeles, was gridlock still at 7pm here, so 3am GMT)

[Benn]

I dunno how to multi-quote, so in order
a) getting her to pay for it just makes it look really bad. Like, come on now
b) I'm more than sure she's a she
c) My grandma severely dislikes her, so it'd be a bad idea. We're planning this for another time.

See in the bottom right of each post there's a small quote like symbol with a + you can tick? Click it.
Then quote another post and both quotes will appear...

Plus, sounds like alot of mess just to bang some bird.
Cant you pick up some easy girl to slip it too? Than granny wont hate?

[L14MNP]

Yep, UK highways & volume of traffic is dire compared to anywhere else Ive EVER driven in the world!! (Maybe make an execption for Los Angeles, was gridlock still at 7pm here, so 3am GMT)

Worst 'Look at me, I'm in the USA' post ever!