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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi View Post
    Wait 'till you see them up close.
    They're loud, they're obnoxious, and they're hairy. I mean, honestly. 95% of them have back hair. And a mustache. That they don't bother to remove. That's actually better than mine. And they fuckin' know EVERYONE. The moment you fart, everyone knows.
    Sounds like an excellent place to go on holidays. Can't wait.
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    After breaking the law for over 10 years by not using a carkit for my mobile phone I (finally?) got nicked by the rozzers in an undercover cop car using their rear view mirrors to full effect. That's €239 down the drain mr. Niek. That'll teach you, you idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nova_niek View Post
    Sounds like an excellent place to go on holidays. Can't wait.
    Might as well go to a gay bar and stick a "fuck me hard" sign above your ass, you'll enjoy it more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nova_niek View Post
    After breaking the law for over 10 years by not using a carkit for my mobile phone I (finally?) got nicked by the rozzers in an undercover cop car using their rear view mirrors to full effect. That's €239 down the drain mr. Niek. That'll teach you, you idiot.
    Shit that's an expensive lesson! Although I have no sympathy (as you'd expect) BUT I wont deny, I have used my phone while driving although now with 3 points for exceeding the goods vehicle speed limit I cant afford more points as this 1.6 Astra I've got has cost me £800+ to insure for a year ffs that's with 4 years NCB!

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    Getting rear ended because of this dumb **** who pulled out in front of me, when I was less than 10 feet away from her. In the rain. And when it rains in Malta, especially the first rain of the year, it's literally like driving on soap. My brakes locked up and ABS kicked in, but the old guy driving the 106 behind me was less lucky.

    Thankfully, no damage was done, just a minor scrape on the bumper (thankfully it's a black car)

    If it was anything serious, I would have gone to jail for 1 count of rape and 1 count of 1st degree murder. I would have flown after that fuckshit.

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    Niek, are your police very polite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nova_niek View Post
    After breaking the law for over 10 years by not using a carkit for my mobile phone I (finally?) got nicked by the rozzers in an undercover cop car using their rear view mirrors to full effect. That's €239 down the drain mr. Niek. That'll teach you, you idiot.

    Oh Dear Niek,

    "The Rozzers" made me laugh.........
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    Royston

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    Work not paying me properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnAzzopardi View Post
    Getting rear ended because of this dumb **** who pulled out in front of me, when I was less than 10 feet away from her. In the rain. And when it rains in Malta, especially the first rain of the year, it's literally like driving on soap. My brakes locked up and ABS kicked in, but the old guy driving the 106 behind me was less lucky.

    Thankfully, no damage was done, just a minor scrape on the bumper (thankfully it's a black car)

    If it was anything serious, I would have gone to jail for 1 count of rape and 1 count of 1st degree murder. I would have flown after that fuckshit.
    Raping and murdering an old man might be taking it a tad too far?

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    Quote Originally Posted by totalnova View Post
    Raping and murdering an old man might be taking it a tad too far?
    No no, not the old guy. The woman who pulled out in front of me.
    I wish her dad did the same.

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