whats pissed you off today?

[Southie]

Spud fighting off the wasps

[Jack]

Getting back to my van after my ride this morning, to find because its been parked up for over a week under trees (covered in sap) that an obviously local wasps next had taken a shine to it and my van was peppered in them, i mean properly peppered, there mustve been going on to 50 - 60+ all over it!

And to add to this, i am absolutely petrified of wasps, have been since being little, i had to spank my van down the lanes/backroads to get rid of them before i could load mine and my mates bikes in, dived through the passenger side door and hurriedly slammed the door behind me, can anyone guess how fast you have to drive before your average wasp loses grip........

...said Spud, to the policeman.

[mowgli]

well, your honour, in mitigation, here is a letter from my mother explaining that i've been petrified of wasps since i was 5.

d'ya reckon it'd work?

[Alex J]

My morphine has ran out, and im in pain

[Spudly]

My morphine has ran out, and im in pain

Yeah you win!


You been hammering that casio then i take it

[Alex J]

Yeah you win!


You been hammering that casio then i take it

I used it all last night, im on the liquid stuff now to get over tbe pain of my bionic leg

[Andy]

heroin ftw
Any pics of said wasps?

[Spudly]

heroin ftw
Any pics of said wasps?

Fook that, wasnt hanging about to take pics, wasps are evil little ****ers and theyre everywhere round here atm

[Alex J]

The mood im in ill ****ing eat the c**s, be less pain than im in right now

[Jeff16v]

Travellers have broken into the recreation ground 15 yards from my front door and the cars .