is that lee's van?? if so, he's really gone to seed.....
jack, why not print off a few dozen of the images on A4 with the tag 'should have gone to specsavers' and fix them to local lamp posts
is that lee's van?? if so, he's really gone to seed.....
jack, why not print off a few dozen of the images on A4 with the tag 'should have gone to specsavers' and fix them to local lamp posts
Welding ****e rusty nova metal. hate it.
Jack, paint some double yellow lines on that corner
she can't drive, and can't be bothered to obey all the other road laws, so why would she pay attention to double yellows???
Weddings of people ive never met.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one PepsiFar from suicidalStill I get them tendenciesBringing back them memories
That I really miss when I reminisce
is there a story behind this?? or just the usual uncomfortable, boredom inducing, badly catered waste of a day?Originally Posted by Benn
My face aches after all the false smiling when attending such functions...
Sort of like..."hi,allright?" *cunnt
"hello,how are you?" *wannker
i've only ever been to one wedding where i didn't know a single person (apart from the girl i agreed to take as she was recovering from surgery & couldn't drive herself) it was the worst wedding i ever went to . the groom was pretty much ignored by her family.. her mum was a manicly obsessive gardener & they spent 4hrs taking pics of the garden with the bride stood in front of various features.. it was stinking hot & they wouldn't let us into the tent for refreshments, and the brides mum kept swanning past telling us to enjoy the garden.... the reception lasted 45mins before the taxi came to take the happy couple to the airport, then we were told to enjoy our trip home & that was it....
Getting back to my van after my ride this morning, to find because its been parked up for over a week under trees (covered in sap) that an obviously local wasps next had taken a shine to it and my van was peppered in them, i mean properly peppered, there mustve been going on to 50 - 60+ all over it!
And to add to this, i am absolutely petrified of wasps, have been since being little, i had to spank my van down the lanes/backroads to get rid of them before i could load mine and my mates bikes in, dived through the passenger side door and hurriedly slammed the door behind me, can anyone guess how fast you have to drive before your average wasp loses grip........
i assume it was barely legal
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