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    Quote Originally Posted by MK999 View Post
    So how productive are you answering a million and 1 canvassers phonecalls?
    because every now and then its a potential new customer
    ^^^ did you just read that? what a idiot ^^^


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    experts at everything, masters of **** all
    ^^^ did you just read that? what a idiot ^^^


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    Everyone's sick in my house except me and no one wants to have fun.

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    Cranking over a freshly built c16xe and .......................................feck all oil pressure, bugger oh well have a look tomorrow

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    getting involved in a very strange vehicle repair........

    an almost brand new 360 digger was being climbed up an earth bank into a site. the driver was turning it round to get a better position and ended up with it pointing uphill at such a sharp angle that the oil wouldnt pull out of the hydraulic tank to the pump, thus it couldn't move at all...

    we ended up calling a friend with a massive 8 wheeler crane wagon.. it wouldn't lift it, but they had a friend with an even bigger wagon with a crane.. so with this digger balanced precariously on a ledge at a 45 degree angle, we lifted the back up, whilst i was undoing ram pipes to get the arm to move, and finally we got it safely into the job....

    i was soaked with rain & then hydraulic oil, and also had to keep the driver, who is my nephew & my brother, who is the boss apart...

    but what really pissed me off is that the woman at the site can't make a decent cup of tea!!!!!!!

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    Dropping a 2 foot power bar end on, onto my foot , well to be precise the rear quarter of my big toe nail.

    Its now a nice dark red/black colour - taking bets on whether I loose my toenail ?

    That's what you get for wandering around in the garage with just your socks on!

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    Youre a bloody danger to yourself you are Joff, it wont be long before Paula bans you from the garage/your tools, or is that the result youre aiming for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudly View Post
    Youre a bloody danger to yourself you are Joff, it wont be long before Paula bans you from the garage/your tools, or is that the result youre aiming for
    Banned to the garage would be better !!! Engine in the mervia tomorrow weather and toe permitting !

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    Getting stood down from a job which had a twenty pipe lay. Got them all back on my truck and get a call saying the other truck taking over cant get enough pipe on.. I'm not putting the bloody stuff back out again!

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    This:





    Least I finally got the Signum apart!

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