whats pissed you off today?

[mowgli]

That has to be the funniest thing I have heard all month! I've been told to chill before because of silly shlt like that winding me up.... There really are some complete ar$eholes around!

I also hate when the shop assistant starts talking b0llocks to the point you can't tell them what you want,
" any petrol or diesel? "
"No"
"Have you got a nectar card?"
"No, give me..."
"Do you need a bag?"
"No, give me 20 re..."
"Do you need a receipt?"
"No, would you fcuk up a minute and give me 20 Regal you dumb cnut!"

Old woman that works in the local spar does this song and dance every day of the week, I went in the other day and she asked " did you get a haircut?" she has yet to be told mind her own bastid business simply because she's old and is just trying to be friendly!

Hell is other people.

if i get asked one more time if i've got a nectar card, i'm going to say out loud ' do i look like an effing hummingbird?' and see what the response is...

if i'm in aldi, i really hate their 'chuck stuff off the conveyor' game... its not like its a competition.... so i gently place items every 18" so my mrs has time to bag up... it winds the hell out of the cashier..

[turbojolt]

phoned virgin to change my address (been here for 7 months, to lazy to bother phoning them ) and the lying **** on the phone goes to me 'yer your have to pay 40 odd quid re connection charge as the previous tenant canceled the account yesterday and there is no service to the house'


ME 'Ive been here 7 months your lying through you ****ing teeth, trying to obtain money through lies and deceptions is fraud have you manager or Superior phone me back, i dont wish to talk to lier's'

no response so i hung up on the absolute lying ****, havent heard back either so i will phone them in a bit and kick up a propper fuss

[Jack]

if i'm in aldi, i really hate their 'chuck stuff off the conveyor' game... its not like its a competition.... so i gently place items every 18" so my mrs has time to bag up... it winds the hell out of the cashier..

I think they see it as a challenge, as in when they ask if you need any help packing and you say no.... well, we'll see about that sir. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP shopping launched at 90mph into the bagging bit

[sparkie1401]

well today i manage to chip the paint on my evo with my disklok thing, right down to the metal.............yes i am extremely angry mostly with myself

[mowgli]

I think they see it as a challenge, as in when they ask if you need any help packing and you say no.... well, we'll see about that sir. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP shopping launched at 90mph into the bagging bit

bloody right, i'd love to stand at the end with a 12 bore & shout 'pull' as the first item comes flying out...

[Mazz]

I think they see it as a challenge, as in when they ask if you need any help packing and you say no.... well, we'll see about that sir. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP shopping launched at 90mph into the bagging bit

That really rattles me, especially when I'm left unsupervised in Asda

"Do you need any help packing?"

"No I should be ok as long as you don't throw it at me..."

[mowgli]

That really rattles me, especially when I'm left unsupervised in Asda

"Do you need any help packing?"

"No I should be ok as long as you don't throw it at me..."

me & a mate invented deli bingo in asda... that really pissed them off.... pull ten tickets out the dispenser & wait for them to call about 8 of them, then shout house.....

[Andy]

I think they see it as a challenge, as in when they ask if you need any help packing and you say no.... well, we'll see about that sir. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP shopping launched at 90mph into the bagging bit

See how clever they are when you go and send 10x24 packs of lager through and then try paying with a blockbuster card,oh i dont want them now
This needs to be done while pulling your best troll face

[Edd]

Crap box Nova won't start, fcuking pile of junk

[Andy]

Crap box Nova won't start, fcuking pile of junk

I'll pm you the link to the local autograss site if you want?
They will be glad of the 1300 engine?
And the shell would come in useful too