my most common one is having to keep a foot out of the bed to steady it..Originally Posted by Spudly
Too much booze makes the floor wobbly, it sometimes rushes up to meet me
my most common one is having to keep a foot out of the bed to steady it..Too much booze makes the floor wobbly, it sometimes rushes up to meet me
look at at fancy pants over here can see his own penis
mine is a innie at best, so drinking may make it smaller i just cant tell
^^^ did you just read that? what a idiot ^^^
PROJECT 2 FAST 2 FAT clicky
''lifes what happens, while your busy making plans''
I know a guy that when really pissed he **** the bed and when drinks too much pisses the bed regular
/\ i can trump that... bloke i know went to amsterdam with some work mates... he shat the bed, and hid the sheet in his case. on his return home, the sniffer dog at east midlands airport went effing crazy so they opened it up!!!!!
Got a date in November for my knee operation. Whoop!
you'll be laid up for xmas then.... at least you'll get out of traipsing round the shops
I was offered it weeks ago but out it off for that very reason,
It's my 40th on the 22 dec so hopefully all good then.
Finally covered my mixer shower back over with plasterboard, taped the joints and first filled. That's another job of my list
Job interview for the professional piss taker went well, in the interviewers words "the next guy is gonna have to be ****ing amazing to beat that" Hope I do get it as the overtime rate is rather tasty.
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