whats pissed you off today?

[Mrs Hobbit]

Catching Hobbit cold and not being able to breath properly

[mowgli]

Catching Hobbit cold and not being able to breath properly

i read this several ways...

1. you saved his live in a 'casualty' sort of way....
2. you are producing industrial quantities of snot...

which is it?

[Mrs Hobbit]

Not snot per say just congestion. And just when I got to sleep - him and the stag he went out with came home woke me up and wanted to talk for an hour, he's so lovely

[Andy]

Retards that live opposite me.Where i live now has no parking for my van so it goes on the main street in the village.This morning there was a note under my windscreen wiper saying this "Please could you not park your van infront of the cottages as it shuts out the light"
Err get fukked,1,i pay road tax,so will put my van wherever the fukk i want (there is markings all along for cars to park in) 2,its right outside my house,i have houndreds of pounds worth of ladders on there which i would like to keep an eye on,3 its a cunnting combo ffs,hardly a fully laden artic!.3,Their property boundary stops at the front door on the path,they dont own the road.
Oh and i dont know whichever geriatric mongtard wrote it as they didnt even have the spine to put on which house number i was "blocking the light" from.
I put it wherever i can outside.

[turbojolt]

atless they havent have the old bill out on you for parking it there, like the coffin dodger down my road 3 times now!

[Andy]

How can they ring the police?
Im doing nothing illegal whatsoever!

[turbojolt]

I'm not either hasn't stopped him, he has even reported me to britishgas

[Andy]

OH i really hope he/she rings my employer,that will make my day!! haha

[turbojolt]

self employed then

[Andy]

oh yes