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    so my mrs needed to go into town...

    those of you who've paid attention will remember that she has just had a total knee replacement..so she can't drive..

    now there is a crappy midi bus that passes our house every hour & goes into town, so she decided to take it.

    so 1 adult, 2 kids return for the 1 whole mile to town & back, £9.60.....

    she wasn't impressed

    when the driver gave her the tickets, she asked him which bit should she sign & send off to swansea

    the driver looked at her funny & asked what she meant

    so she said, ' well i've just sodding well bought this thing'

    i've been chuckling for hours over it

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    £1.50 odd each way sounds alright to me
    ^^^ did you just read that? what a idiot ^^^


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    f

    cavs works just "trying" to keep fit

    out buses are ummm seen better days to lmfao

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    just found a curry leaflet near my front door boasting a chef from LONDON!!!! must be good then.
    ^^^ did you just read that? what a idiot ^^^


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    my bird has made the short list (5 people) for a new job :D £10 a hour 40 hour weeks



    time to brake out the calculator and divie all the bills in half, its only fair
    ^^^ did you just read that? what a idiot ^^^


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    is the interviewer male?
    does yon missus have the largest knockers on the shortlist???
    if you have answered no to either or both questions, i wouldn't get the calculator out just yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbojolt View Post
    my bird has made the short list (5 people) for a new job :D £10 a hour 40 hour weeks

    time to brake out the calculator and divie all the bills in half, its only fair
    I know where theres a vacany near to you, 45 hour weeks, £17p/hr. Do the math on that working with composite though.

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    32.f's

    mike do they want weekend workers
    ^^^ did you just read that? what a idiot ^^^


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    Quote Originally Posted by turbojolt View Post
    mike do they want weekend workers
    Dunno, probably. Ive was offered a job there but turned it down AFAIK its still vacant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbojolt View Post
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