FFS not again

[Andy]

The Yanks are complaining about $4 a gallon (US)

The yanks are the worst OMG'ers there is.

[Bubba]

Despite what Pirate FM think, I'm from Somerset not Cornwall


Feckers, even told the woman I was from Somerset, but she still quoted me as being from Helston - I know I have a beard but at least my eyes aren't looking at each other

i find that highly offensive...only one of my eyes looks at the other one