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    never had horror stories, usually quite loverly bangable ones, i'd give them the ole in out.... in out... then say cheers and go now ive got a misses, impossible to get rid of

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    It is possible, but you need to be screwed by a lawyer & a judge to do it...

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    I had a date with a guy that spend half the evening telling me what drugs he was on and that he reckoned he had a split personality

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    Did he spend the other half explaining about his baby blue nova???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hayley View Post
    I had a date with a guy that spend half the evening telling me what drugs he was on and that he reckoned he had a split personality
    Aww but we make such a lovely couple

    Actually our first date I remember stuffing my face with meat

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    I remember my first "internet date" the picture was as old as the age of the person stated on the profile.... I walked away rather quick!

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    Some of you lot are very shallow! But im finding the storys quite funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack View Post

    aww but we make such a lovely couple

    actually our first date i remember stuffing my face with meat
    i'd imagine you were hoping it was the other way round.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mowgli View Post
    i'd imagine you were hoping it was the other way round.....
    lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by brownbear View Post
    I remember my first "internet date" the picture was as old as the age of the person stated on the profile.... I walked away rather quick!
    Ah snap. But i stayed for a drink, then soon found out she was mental!
    All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi
    Far from suicidal
    Still I get them tendencies
    Bringing back them memories
    That I really miss when I reminisce

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