Dating horror stories

[draper]

so, after a quite shocking bad 'date' last night i wondered if anyone else had any horror stories ??

my 'date' started so well aswell, she had an ice cold stella on the bar for me (in a chalice) bit of small talk, good kisser, stroking my ego just a shame she had hairy legs and i mean man hairy, i only brushed across her lower leg and could of used it to sand the rust on the nova down !!!

Needless to say i made my excuses and left sharpish

[mk1nova_rich]

ouch I met an Irish bird on holiday once, she had shaved the bottom of her legs, but not the tops her skirt blew up on the beach and I pretended not to notice, let her finish sucking me off then said my goodbyes

[Jack]

After finishing the drink I assume?

I've had a few scares. One girl, after a particularly dull date, couldn't take a hint to get out of my car after I dropped her off. Must have sat outside her place for a good 15-20 (very awkward ) mins. Dunno if she expected me to lean over and suck her face off or what. In the end I gave up on politeness and just told her to GTFO as I had places to be

[blue_peg_16v]

was her name alan

[draper]

After finishing the drink I assume?

c'mon what do you think jack - i was on my 3rd when i 'discoverd' - she was well up for a quickie aswell, actually told me so outright

[mowgli]

i've never had a 'bad' date, but whilst out with the missus have been accosted by some truly shocking things....deb has a habit of sneaking off to find a good view to watch the carnage...

[Jeff16v]

Dated a bird at college in south London, the dad had left when she was young and I felt quite sorry for her, got her under the covers and moved in to give her some attention and her privates had been shaven a few days earlier and had started to grow back, honestly I nearly vomited on her and opted for a handjob and left shortly after
Never to return again.

I won't mention the one with Exzema!

[christurboo]

looks like me and mowgli are the lucky ones, or you guys dont no how to spot a rotten rat.

[davidfox280585]

i once met a lass,she was ok looking not mint but boneable, took her back went down for the kill and she had shaved but missed a few hairs! was horrible never again i ignored her from then on

[swedge]

i once met a lass,she was ok looking not mint but boneable, took her back went down for the kill and she had shaved but missed a few hairs! was horrible never again i ignored her from then on

haha i woulda grabbed then like a driveshaft and pulled like feck