How not to use a engine crane

[Asa-James]

when i first read that i thought youd said you were shoplifting.


i think i need more alcohol...

[MK999]

next stop: pump truck racing. I got chased round a morrisons one night by a security guard.... I was shopfitting & got bored with dragging it, so climbed on & scooted it..

Have to go careful not to pump it up as you go though, or it ruins the CoG, and even when it's dropped you have to give it some decent lean to get it to corner fast

[Ernie]

my crane needs new seals as it cant even lift me at the mo..

[djbrowney]

jcb ftw

[brainsnova]

show off

[jimbob-mcgrew]

- straight in there with the jcb - no messin about

[dj_wudgey]

i got b*llocked by leturers at college for doing that

[brainsnova]

i got b*llocked by leturers at college for doing that

did you tell him you were testing seat belts.

[Sloth]

meh i used a five finger grab on a 360 preistman211 once. good fun
(google it)