Having a number 2

[BigStan]

Waster, all that money going down the drain !

[puss puss]

i have to go at home, but if about to crp myself then ill go in a bush if needs be..

[BigStan]

i have to go at home, but if about to crp myself then ill go in a bush if needs be..

Really ? What if some poor kid kicks his ball into the bush by accident ?
You'll either get knocked out whilst doing one or his ball will have poo on it !

Ha ha ha pooey ball pooey ball !

[Jack]

Throw it back and shout "On the head!" LMFAO

[Lee]

Ill call Mr Brown wherever and whenever the need takes me. Ive even been known to pull over on a random hard shoulder and squeeze out a cleveland steamer into the long grass.

Ive also shat in a plastic bag in the back of the van when i got caught short

[edens-xe]

Obviously i would rather go on my own throne but if it gets really bad like touching cloth style then it has to be wherever i can !

i totally agree there mate!!!

[mowgli]

I have never read such cobblers, how can so many people be frightened of toilets at work, I mean, they probably get cleaned a damn sight more often than yours at home.I work outdoors on building sites, and when you need to go, there is usually a chemi-khazi about, if not, then you improvise. Dock leaves are actually quite pleasant......

[scott.parker]

I have never read such cobblers, how can so many people be frightened of toilets at work, I mean, they probably get cleaned a damn sight more often than yours at home.I work outdoors on building sites, and when you need to go, there is usually a chemi-khazi about, if not, then you improvise. Dock leaves are actually quite pleasant......

Yeah see this thread show's the men from the boys

Im on the same lines as Lee and Mowgli hear,i have many a time had to drop one out where ever i may be! once i did one round the back of where i was working as there was no toilet there,then the next day when i whent to go for piss there something had eaten halth of my tured!!

Scott

[Matt2107]

how can so many people be frightened of toilets at work, I mean, they probably get cleaned a damn sight more often than yours at home

You could eat your dinner off my toilet at home
The cleaners at my work do a ****e job.... They moan even if my bin is full... and there's one bloke who walks round tickling the ceiling with a duster taped to a cane.

I never realised this thread would be so funny though.
I've just had to burst into a fake choking fit to cover up my giggles.

[Matt2107]

the next day when i whent to go for piss there something had eaten halth of my tured!!

Scott

That is pretty grim... What kind of animal would eat ****?

Maybe there is a new species of **** eating bear or something!!!

Did you have sweetcorn the night before?