Didn't you get banned from driving due to racing or something daft??? (In a 1.0 Nova.... And now you want to insure a let??)
I'm pretty sure ANY insurance company will have a masturbation party after you've accepted a quote. I do believe you are officially a shareholders dream!
To be honest fella, Follow the advice of the other guys, Buy something jolly sensible with about 25bhp and don't race it! Also make sure it's got enough legs to get the Mrs to the trafford centre....